Monday, October 23, 2017

Great Idea!

It is said that all CPD policies are birthed in New York.

All stupidity seems to be born on the opposite coast:
  • In San Francisco, where no automobile parked on the street is immune from glass-smashing thieves, some people have taken to posting signs on car windows announcing that there are no valuables inside.

    The hope, of course, is that a thief will read the notice and decide: "Huh. No valuables in this one.I guess I'll break into some other car."

    On Tuesday, a Reddit user posted a photo of such a sign and posed the question "Do you think it works?" to the Reddit community. A lively debate ensued.
This is original? Has no one in San Francisco ever seen a taxi cab (Driver has less than $20) or a delivery truck (Driver carries no cash)? Has anyone seen how well the "Block Club" signs work so very well in impoverished "communities"? Do left coasters actually think that car burglars read? It's a crime of opportunity - see a purse, wallet, CD case, cupful of change, electronics, anything not nailed down that catches someones attention and ::poof:: it's gone, along with your window.

Maybe Rahm could print up a bunch of "No Carjacking" signs or maybe some "No Beating Up Old People" signs to put on the CTA. They'll work so well with his "No Guns" signs.

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50 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess robbing pizza guys is not the thing no more

10/23/2017 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's amazing that, no matter how hard reality smacks them, liberals never wake up.

10/23/2017 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

And liberals/progressives get "vexed"
when they realize all the pointing and laughing
is being directed toward THEM?

Which brings their hatred, disdain and animus to an
even hotter boil...

As Maximus Decimus Meridius said after rightfully
slaying his goodly number of fools in the arena:

"Are you not ENTERTAINED?"
>Snicker!<

Policing in America's large democrat controlled
urban centers is being destroyed by all the bright
ideas like this put forth by these rattle-minds.

Police Like You have No Friends.

10/23/2017 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Remember the "Baby on Board" signs.

10/23/2017 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad wiring the metal case of the briefcase to the ignition coil is illegal.

10/23/2017 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about overwatch with a suppressed 9mm carbine? Would that slow down business on the block for awhile?

10/23/2017 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

I heard about these signs The owner came back to find his window smashed and a note : "Just checking"

10/23/2017 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYL0yN110go

10/23/2017 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget "No pushing commuters onto the tracks".

10/23/2017 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO Guns signs on the CTA work. Law abiding folks leave their guns at home. Only the thugs carry guns on the CTA.

10/23/2017 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait these are liberals. They were discussing which font and color would be less offensive to the criminals. Also which languages to use since whole state is a sanctuary state. So many things to decide. How about just leaving door open so they can see for themselves. Why risk having to replace busted windows.

10/23/2017 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After this post I am sure you will see those same signs popping up on the north side liberal enclaves. Should work provided the CPS educated can read.

10/23/2017 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Signs, signs, everywhere are signs, blocking all the scenery, wasting my time.

10/23/2017 06:59:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I leave my selection of eight track tapes right on the front seat of my F-150. No one messes with it.

10/23/2017 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren’t those left-coasters cute.

10/23/2017 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 29 and a day......FUUUUNNNNYYY.....OR,...he left a sign...YOUR RIGHT.....

10/23/2017 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I lived in the NYC area in the early 90s people would never leave anything of value in their cars and just leave them unlocked.

10/23/2017 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Hey, then here's a great idea: Let's make signs with a bar through a gun inside a red circle. We can place them conspicuously on the west side. This will let people know that guns are not allowed and they'll stop shooting each other.

There. Problem solved.

10/23/2017 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the aldercreatures in Chicago made it illegal to post a for sale sign in your own vehicle. You're subject to a ticket. So would a "please don't break into my car" sign also be illegal? The department of revenue gives you a ticket for the sign in your window and the car gets broken into anyway. Welcome to Shitcago where you get screwed by the criminals and the politicians.

10/23/2017 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it will only continue to get worse and worse. With the liberal democrats war on Police, and actually a war on the U.S. Constitution, only bitching about their rights when it effects them, and liberal democrat controlled cities openly violating laws they demand taxpayers to respect, it will get worse.

J.J.

10/23/2017 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about you truly empty your car of all valuables and just leave the doors open. Let them rummage through and be on their way. But see these liberals need a "sign" they need to make a statement. They love signs and statements, "look at me I'm trying to make a difference!" When actually most people see their signs and say look at this idiot.

10/23/2017 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the "Baby on Board" signs.


10/23/2017 12:34:00 AM

We remember seeing a
"Mafia Staff Car" sign
on a clean and shiny
black Ford Escort with
heavy window tint...
😆

10/23/2017 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to love reading Block Club signs, especially the one stating "no loud horn blowing".

I guess "soft" horn blowing was o.k.

10/23/2017 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they can leave all the doors open to the car and place freshly baked cookies on the center console for the car theifs with the sign “take one if you don’t steal from me”. Or how about a t shirt that reads “please don’t rob me, I only have the iPhone 7”. Remember, the only way we’re going to get these liberal progressives back on our side is to hold back and expose them to the element we’ve been protecting them from for so long. It’s a very slow process, but it will work.

10/23/2017 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a sign that says, act like human beings and my favorite, nobody owes you shit.

10/23/2017 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was a thief and saw the sign in the car window, I would thing the opposite. "this mother fucker is playing me and he be hiding his shit in the car" Reverse psychology, or any psychology does not work with the usual suspects, because there is a serious moral deficiency within this group period.

10/23/2017 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a Hands Up Don't Shoot Special Ed restorative justice strategy.
It's in his book;
"101 Ways to Talk a Crazed Angry Armed Feral Assailant into Complying with an Order to Drop the Weapon."

Can we go back to writing "Driver has No Cash" on the back of the dirty wagons?
The cranky 025 supervisors always got into a tizzy over that.

10/23/2017 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago a family member told me a story about a neighbor that put up a similar sign because his car had been broken into several times in a short period of time. Well, the car got broken into again with the sign in place. This time the thief wrote "just making sure" on the neighbor's no valuables here sign.

10/23/2017 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about overwatch with a suppressed 9mm carbine? Would that slow down business on the block for awhile?

10/23/2017 12:44:00 AM


Pretty sure that tactic would do wonders anywhere in the "wood" as well ah hell citywide

10/23/2017 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A humble suggestion to Amazon for their new slogan in the twerp murder mayor's savage city "Welcome to the Jungle"...

10/23/2017 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have not been to that bastion of liberalism on the West Coast, San Francisco, don't go there. The streets are a mess. Panhandlers, prostitutes, homeless and drug addicts every where. There mass transit system smells of pot and urine.

10/23/2017 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 014 everyone leaves a $2000 MacBook pro on their back seat when they go to the bars in Wicker Park. Their sign should say "Please help yourself to my old laptop, my insurance will buy me a newer model"

10/23/2017 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.F. is toast. Liberal policies ruined it just like NYC. Gonna be a generation before it's
worth visiting/living in again

10/23/2017 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a great fantastic idea drag this guys ass who let criminal hillary clinton go and continue the criminality along with her husband:

James Comey's 'secret' Twitter account revealed

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/10/23/james-comeys-secret-twitter-account-revealed.html

So the FBI former head of the "secret squirrel" division gets caught how apropos! How soon before he is front of a "special prosecutor" what is the over/under?

10/23/2017 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the "Baby on Board" signs.


10/23/2017 12:34:00 AM

I was behind a ghetto ride that had a sign that said "Baby Up In This Bitch"

10/23/2017 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the "Baby on Board" signs.

On Prius and Minivans, yet they themselves drive like marauders from hell.

10/23/2017 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, not only are your comments spot on, they really do make me laugh with the sarcasm. This post literally had me rolling on the floor laughing even though it is so true.

10/23/2017 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm will pull plug on Unarmed Rent A Cops at O'Hare soon. Look for Units 050,051 to quadruple soon due to some type of serious threat from abroad. In addition a private contractor(G-Mac) is supposed to be using unarmed and off duty armed CPD to supplement the units. Look for a V.R.I. type OT to spring up, they want CPD to be everywhere at O'Hare and expect a massive bid. We live in scary times.

10/23/2017 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Retired and out of ChiRaq said...

Best theft from auto I had back in the day: They broke the guys window and their proceeds were?? 26 cents and a pack of Juicy Fruit!!

10/23/2017 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just fucking nuts......

10/23/2017 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about you truly empty your car of all valuables and just leave the doors open. Let them rummage through and be on their way. But see these liberals need a "sign" they need to make a statement. They love signs and statements, "look at me I'm trying to make a difference!" When actually most people see their signs and say look at this idiot.

10/23/2017 08:20:00 AM


Then the fucking bums climb in your car to take a snooze?
Or one decides to take a dump in it, and wipes himself with the seatbelt?

10/23/2017 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a No Driveby Shootings on this Block sign

10/23/2017 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
In 014 everyone leaves a $2000 MacBook pro on their back seat when they go to the bars in Wicker Park. Their sign should say "Please help yourself to my old laptop, my insurance will buy me a newer model"

10/23/2017 01:46:00 PM

Any dumber than the number of people who leave their guns in their vehicles? All. The. Time. Check the AMFNs.

10/23/2017 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Politic$ as usual in Chicago, Rahm and the Dems have thrown a $15 Million bone to Garry McCarthy to drop out of Mayors race. Expect the former Supt to take over the private security contracts at Midway and O'Hare immediately, There's been a serious shitstorm uncovered and competent armed CPD will be needed. Multiple videos were also provided to the Mayor by Simon and McCarthy of Black uniformed Aviation Officers stating at a City Council Hearing,roll calls and in the terminals at O'Hare how they hate "Crackers and White Privilege Motherfuckers" and won't do shit during an attack.Emanuel wants them gone asap. Even the Black Caucaus can't save them. They will need an overtime initiative from CPD to temporarily make this a reality and armed off duty CPD and Cook County Sheriffs to,be the back bone of McCarthys new company and supplement a dramatically increased CPD presence.

10/23/2017 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the 80's Paul Harvey had a story about cars in Lincoln Park having their windows broken and radios stolen. Guy puts a sign on his dash saying "No Radio in car". Comes back to find window broken and "get one" added to his sign.

10/23/2017 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a Hands Up Don't Shoot Special Ed restorative justice strategy.
It's in his book;
"101 Ways to Talk a Crazed Angry Armed Feral Assailant into Complying with an Order to Drop the Weapon."

Can we go back to writing "Driver has No Cash" on the back of the dirty wagons?
The cranky 025 supervisors always got into a tizzy over that.

10/23/2017 11:55:00 AM


Same in 011...

The "Smiley" emoticon with x's in his eyes and sporting
a big bump on his head with stars and birdies flying around...

"The Fillmo' Party Bus"
>Rattle-Rattle! Bang!
SCREEEEE!<

Sarge says:
"Jayzus! Does anybody WASH that thing?"

Coppers say:
Whut? The dirt is holdin' this raggedy-assed
m/fer together!"

Wagon say:
>Pop! Rattle! Cough! BANG!<

Good Times...

10/23/2017 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL. Back in the late 80's and early 90's I would see signs in cars in New York that said " radio already stolen".

10/24/2017 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago I was driving on the south side somewhere and saw a huge sign stretched across the street that said, "This is a gun-free neighborhood". Of course, that instantly communicated that it was a neighborhood with a serious gang shooting problem.

10/24/2017 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw "Bitch All Up In This Baby!"

10/24/2017 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

In the 80's Paul Harvey had a story about cars in Lincoln Park having their windows broken and radios stolen. Guy puts a sign on his dash saying "No Radio in car". Comes back to find window broken and "get one" added to his sign.

10/23/2017 09:47:00 PM

Damn!
That's some funny but ruthless shit though...

Chicago is a royal, crown-wearing, purple bag
swingin' BITCH ain't it?

10/24/2017 10:59:00 PM  

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