Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Greatest Video of 2017

We think we broke a rib laughing. Be sure you have the sound up for the finale:



Now the window breaker has a GoFundMe page up to raise funds to repair his teef. He needs $4,000 and has raised about $200.

DNAInfo has the backstory and an uncensored version of the video.

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172 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can name that tune in one note!

10/11/2017 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what it comes down to in Chicago in the year 2017. Sad sate we are in. I can't wait to leave this shit.

10/11/2017 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DONK!
Hahahahahaha
That fool got exactly what he deserved.

10/11/2017 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, perhaps letting slurs roll off of one instead of responding with violence might be a good thing. Getting whacked in the head, hospitalized, out of work, etc, could have been avoided. Sure the biker got cut off. He decided to engage in a bit of road rage. Must suck to be him.

10/11/2017 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

🎉😂💩🤕🎊
Been laughing for the last two hours, SCC!

And when Policemen talk about the
goofy shit they see, everybody is so
quick to say: "Oh there's no way that
happened so stop lyin'!"

>BONK!<

10/11/2017 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He called me the n word so I can break his car window. He called me the n word so I can punch him in the face. The n word pass is getting old.

10/11/2017 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🎶 "Kumbayaaaah my Loooord,
Kumbaaaa... KLONK!" 🎶

And the best part is that this little slice of urban
life involved NO Police whatsoever.

Although the comments at DNA were pretty hilarious.

"If he had time to film this, he had enough time
to call the Police."

And other similar such eye wetting and hand wringing...

10/11/2017 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not going to waste my data watching this.
General observation: if you drove a bicycle
on public roads in the past (60s,70s,80s)
you would get a ticket for being a public
hazard or unsafe operation.
Bicycles are O.K. in closed environments
(College campus, retirement communities,
small towns - are there any left in America?),
but have no place on roads originally planned
for vehicular traffic. Screw this socialist,
European bike lane bullshit.

10/11/2017 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teef....lmao

10/11/2017 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is doing his own "El Kabong" imitation. Both Ricky Ricardo and Quick-Draw McGraw would be proud of the guy with the drum. Perfect pitch as it hits the idiot cyclist in his empty head.

10/11/2017 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, I live in the city. I ride my bike as often as I can. I don't live in Wicker Park, but in the 22nd district. We don't have untold miles of bike lanes, so I haven't a clue about the privilege of riding in them. Down here, we have to follow the rules of the road.
I have never been clipped leaving any place of business because when I reach the street, I slow down and wait until there is an opening in the flow of traffic big enough to allow me to enter the traffic lane and accelerate to match the prevailing flow of traffic. This is called merging, and it is the polite thing to do. I also keep to the right edge of the lane in order to allow motor vehicles to easily pass me when I cannot meet the pace. Doing these things has allowed me to put on thousands of miles without even any hand gestures being directed my way.
A couple of other observations:
Wearing a helmet while out riding is always a good idea.
In 39 seconds, the van driver imparted more useful instruction then all 14 years the bicycle rider received under the tutelage of the Chicago Teachers Union.
The cyclist isn't entitled to have the rest of the world stop what they're doing to cater to his whims.
Stupidity usually hurts, as it should.

I'd also skip the ice while drinking until he heals up. Then again, he might need the recurring pain to reinforce the lesson to play nice while dealing with the public.

10/11/2017 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Version set to music. Do not sip why watching.

https://streamable.com/svw0a

10/11/2017 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outstanding. Nice to see the citizens are fighting back and the ACLU and FOXXX can't do a thing to them.

10/11/2017 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better version...

https://streamable.com/svw0a

10/11/2017 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah... the liberal nonsense and a fighting mental.., hey Trajan Vivens-- you are a resident of Pilsen-- how do you fell about the idea that you likely displaced a low income person by moving into that area--- but something tells me you are not paying rent. And you will not pay for your bicycle tax or license. And you will cry racist at any time

10/11/2017 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foxx is looking for upgrading charges on that guy who purposely injured that pillar of the community who was only out to see his good friend in the hospital

10/11/2017 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another candidate for alderman aswell as bicycle licensee--100 bucks CC bike license fee a year for that future alderman

10/11/2017 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That bonk on the head is the funniest sound I've heard in my life!! I spit my coffee out. Fuckin priceless!

10/11/2017 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sucks, vacuuming up broken glass is a pain. Hope he can get it fixed before it rains.

10/11/2017 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He got what he deserved, but this bs media is going to turn this in to a racial thing because this guy used the n word in an argument. Then this bike guy runs up and breaks his window like the coward he is. He doesn't break the window he doesn't get clocked plain and simple, so this full brought the hurt upon himself because he is a little coward. But this is chicago, business as usual. Charge the guy with a hate crime because the black guy can't handle an argument like a normal person.

10/11/2017 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous L/Uber Driver said...

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was howling all day when I first saw this. Set up a tight 1-second loop at the 27-second mark for prolonged amusement. Hours of joy, I tell you. Be sure to include the sound of the bike hitting the pavement.

Why the joy? Because this guy is a surrogate for every POS bike rider that ever put me in legal peril with his own stupidity on the city streets. Enjoy your plankton shakes, asshole.

Also, I'm calling bullshit on his claim that the van driver dropped an n-bomb on him. Hell, he probably didn't even clip the son of a bitch.

Hit him once for me, driver. BOINK!

10/11/2017 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vivens, a Pilsen resident, said he was leaving the hospital's emergency room after visiting a friend when he turned on Leavitt Street and was knocked off his bike by the van headed south.


Who had the Right of Way?
Does his bike have lights, or is he a phantom that appears out of nowhere?
(I don't know howmany times I have almost run over assholes on bikes at night?)
If he wore a helmet, he might have kept his teeth!

Since no one has been cited, I assume the biker was in the wrong?

10/11/2017 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Down goes Vivens!
Down Goes Vivens!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU

10/11/2017 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for the van driver. To hell with the POS cyclist that vandalized his vehicle. He got what he deserved.

My friend got a busted jaw in a car accident, it only took 6 weeks to heal, so this dirt bag is grossly exaggerating how long he'll be on a liquid diet. It's his own fault anyway.

10/11/2017 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there is a broken rear widow Go fund me page \I'm in

10/11/2017 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 10/11 12:20AM LMAO

10/11/2017 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A GoFundMe page? His medical bills are courtesy of the taxpayer. Also, WTF kind of name is ‘Trajan’? Is that ancient Norse? Celtic?

10/11/2017 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You talk a bunch of shit, and act like an animal and breaking shit with your bike lock because you have no real career, well, shit will come around to you and a bump on your head, life's a bitch, thanks for playing loser.

10/11/2017 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See, if the powers that be in Chicago had enacted a bike helmet law this guy’s injuries could have been completely avoided. Everyone knows that riding with a helmet protects you against injuries if you fall off your bike or get hit by a drum while riding.

10/11/2017 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It had good rhythm and you could dance to it

10/11/2017 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd contrbute to the restoration of the drum if there is a go fund me page, hopefully the cyclist can pick up the beat next time...

10/11/2017 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That put a smile on my face and made my day!

10/11/2017 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its got a funky beat and I can dance to it.

10/11/2017 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the police we know that dude films everything he does ever since the invention of the I-Phone. If normal people could observe these people it their natural habitat they would laugh their asses off. Dude loves to film himself even when he's getting shot or doing the shooting.

10/11/2017 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous the caped crusader said...

good work citizen

10/11/2017 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Bonger used an epithet, Bongee would have hit Bonger and not the car. Hmmm?

10/11/2017 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Street Justice is much more of a deterrent than a visit to Tim Evans' court. That loser won't be breaking any windows for a long time.

10/11/2017 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Breaking glass and running. Coward.

10/11/2017 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago doesn't need gun control! We need drum control!

Get on it ASAP, Kimmy Foxx!

10/11/2017 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUSTICE WAS SERVED

10/11/2017 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anytime a bicyclist gets knocked on his ass I'm happy. Can't stand any of them

10/11/2017 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1-Frank, how about lunch squad!!!

10/11/2017 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is Academy Award stuff. I love happy endings. ♠️

10/11/2017 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger Anne B. said...

What puzzles me is the LEISURELY manner in which the window smasher attempts to make his getaway - plenty of time for the driver to get out, open the hatchback, retrieve the drum, go over to the driver and conk him one. I would have thought he'd be back on the bike and pedaling hell-for-leather before the other guy could even get out of his car.

10/11/2017 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

probably now watched that video 40 times. Pure glory

10/11/2017 07:55:00 AM  
Blogger dumpdaley said...

Ricky Riccardo really knows how to play that bongo drum, doesn't he? "Oh Lu-cyyyy!"

10/11/2017 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Not a cop,just a citizen that has to deal with idiot bike riders everyday said...

If anybody knows this guy better tell him to lay low for awhile. The libs are over social media with this media, outraged what this "criminal" did to this poor bicycle rider,lol. Me? I'd like to buy the guy dinner. The car driver, not the goof on the bike.

10/11/2017 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG....THAT....Was PHUQIN FUNNY...I can't stop laughing...What a DOOOOSHE that Bike dude is...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

10/11/2017 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to ride a bike too. When I was twelve. Get the F off the streets.

10/11/2017 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmfao! Thats 1 guy who isnt scared and doesn't take bs from shitheads

10/11/2017 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just heard the "doink" - outstanding

10/11/2017 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO after the clown hits the pavement you can hear a cheer of some sort in the distance.

10/11/2017 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... and there's the inevitable charge of "racism" ... ah ... America

10/11/2017 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vivens admits first calling the van driver an N - then he gets all racial when he gets it in return? Typical ....

10/11/2017 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read the comments on DNAINFO - not one of them humorous - fucking yuppies - glad I'm a cop

10/11/2017 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foxx has recently put out a memo - it now takes 10 boinks for a felony

10/11/2017 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s how bucket boys get baptized. Now he can become a bucket boy

10/11/2017 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Street justice. On the south side, Trajan's ass would have been shot.

10/11/2017 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder if he went to training lessons with these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiaF0g6fkJk

That is really shit,made me laugh

10/11/2017 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That dude is full of shit, bet there was no racial slur, I gotta make it up cause I'm not justified smashing his window.
Gets clipped by the car and a racial slur??? Those 2 are rolling around on the ground for sure

10/11/2017 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This needs to be on Live Leak

10/11/2017 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charge the guy with a hate crime because the black guy can't handle an argument like a normal person.

10/11/2017 03:22:00 AM

But don't charge these animals with a hate crime?

"They were walking around both sides of the vehicle - in the front, in the back - and as they were walking across, they were hitting my car, using racial slurs and telling me that I didn't belong in their neighborhood because I was white," Pedersen said.

Two juveniles were arrested, police said. They were charged with misdemeanor criminal damage to property.

Pedersen says the crime damaged more than her property. She would like more serious charges filed.

http://abc7chicago.com/news/abc7-exclusive-woman-allegedly-attacked-by-group-near-u-of-c-campus/841913/

10/11/2017 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cyclists should run for Chicago alderman or Taxwinkle's job

10/11/2017 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooops, sorry SCC for the last comment. I didn't realize you covered that story in another post. 2 years old and turned up in my news feed as well.

10/11/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Citizens fight back! Tired of taking shit from thugs that have legitimized lawlessness. I hope the hit and fall set his head straight.

10/11/2017 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best video indeed. Play a stupid game (run back and damage property), win a stupid prize. Who knew musicians were so accurate in a fight? The driver should set up his own goFund me for his vehicle damage. He may face charges and harassment for the musical performance of the year, but can take comfort this president won’t say “....could have been my son...”.

10/11/2017 09:20:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

You know both of these guys voted for Hillary. They should have had a pillow fight instead b

10/11/2017 09:28:00 AM  
Blogger Will said...

CLONK!

10/11/2017 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the "Like" button?

10/11/2017 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old School!!!

10/11/2017 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Solid!!!!!

10/11/2017 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a guy i know said he’s reminded of a 3 Stooges sound effect

10/11/2017 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I can't even speak... I can't even chew. I am stuck eating liquids for the next six months," *SAYS* brewpub kitchen worker Vivens.

Yeah, gotta do lots of oratory when washing dishes and getting fries out of the freezer, genius. This guy is hoping for his dumbassery to be turned into a payout thanks to the legal system.

10/11/2017 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The biker had is coming.

10/11/2017 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry the goofs not making a police report.

10/11/2017 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sick and tired of the same excuse- "he called me the N word. So I am justified in ....". That excuse gets old after a while.

10/11/2017 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was fucken great.

10/11/2017 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know that when blacks do violence to whites and utter racial slurs, the slurs are always treated as unimportant. Not so, of course, in the rare instances the reverse happens.

10/11/2017 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He got a Percussion Concussion.

10/11/2017 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

attention 41st ward residents Harvey Weinstein is supporting tim heneghan for alderman of the 41st ward

10/11/2017 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never bring a lock to a drum fight.

10/11/2017 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't write a check your ass can't cash.

10/11/2017 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice how the male 1 takes a swipe at the evil white guy. Then when he gets in his car he breaks his rear window and then does the cool ghetto walk back to his bicycle. Then the white dude bangs his head with a drum instrument.

10/11/2017 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought your buildup was a little over the top...."nearly broke a rib."
Then I watched the video.......
I can't catch my breath Im laughing so hard.

10/11/2017 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Duh said...

I'd bet that if they would've run the numbers on the mutt's bike it would've come up hot.

10/11/2017 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous cmeat said...

came here to make the el kabong comment but was way late.
the dnainfo version is also censored. and i'm afraid to pursue the link above from anonymous.
but thanks. priceless viewing.

10/11/2017 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read that the cyclist was exiting the ER parking lot and entering the street when he was "clipped" by the van. If thats the case then he , the cyclist was at fault for not yielding the right of way to the van. Cyclist's have to obey the Rules of the Road just as motorists do.

10/11/2017 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does no one have a tire iron anymore?

10/11/2017 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is awesome. Justice served.

10/11/2017 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have worn a helmet.

10/11/2017 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man that driver was as cool as can be. Good swinging technique too.

10/11/2017 11:31:00 AM  
Blogger BirdsnBlooms1 said...

'Being described as a racially charged incident.' Bullshit lie.

'Vivens said he went to the hospital after regaining consciousness and suffered a broken jaw, a split lip, and a few loose teeth in the fight.'

How? Driver banged his head...how is po' Vivens suffering a broken jaw, split lip and a few loose teeth.

Where in the video does it show the driver clipping Vivens via his vehicle? It doesn't. Most likely didn't happen. I'd say Vivens cut the driver off which led to a confrontation.

Vivens has a GoFundMe page. LMAO. Another liberal seeking the ghetto lottery.






10/11/2017 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could not stop laughing when i saw this on the news last night. What a dumb ass, he deserved that and more. Lmao! He needs to get his teef fixed through blm funding.

10/11/2017 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bike falling sounds like a symbol, following the drum. Hill-aaaaaaar-ious.

10/11/2017 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has been determined that the striking implement was miniature replica of the Stanley Cup encased in a thin nylon zippered sheath and not a bongo drum, which could be deemed as racially provoking.
A close review of the "clank" upon impact is a dead giveaway to the determination of striking device, whereas a bongo drum would have been a muffled "thud".
Forensic Services conducted a series of examinations using a Hewlett Packard Model 12 Acoustical Resonance Spectrograph to analyze the recording and a determination was rendered based on the spectral line profiles.

Detectives are no longer investigating nonsensical and comedic events that involve the willful use of bongos, sports memorabilia or other similar items.
Clear Closed - Unfounded.

(Due to the sensitivity of the incident, the bluebirds that were circling the knock'tout angered, assaulting property damage suspect were deleted from this video on the advice of the Northern Illinois Avian Society. No birds were mistreated in this incident.)

To the videographer:
Your submission may be considered for nomination at the 2018 Academy Awkwards for Best Live Action Short Film category.

10/11/2017 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DNA comment said she seen this moron biker before.Same BS screaming and a hollering,now his chicken has come home to roost.
Plus that was some funny shit

10/11/2017 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victimizing the offender way to go DNA info

10/11/2017 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GHetto three stooges. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/11/2017 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cannot say that word! Only rappers can!!

10/11/2017 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the deed and move out.

10/11/2017 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic..

Rumor Mill. There is a heavy rumor floating around in 22 that cpd was called to Sheriff Fart's crib on a domestic dispute over on Homan in mt. greasewood. Anyone hear about this.

10/11/2017 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that WAS AWESOME!

10/11/2017 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes....the drum beats you

10/11/2017 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Vivins... Should be kept to the old "sticks n stones" philosophy. It's his own fault for escalating shit with the van driver.

10/11/2017 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love when they get their bikes stolen and call us demanding that action be taken! Some of these cases involve $800+ bikes being "safely" locked up with a cable that can be cut in 10 seconds.

10/11/2017 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would much prefer a go fund me page for the driver and his busted window, rather than paying for the teefus of some little bitch who got exactly what he asked for. I think the catered-to-community is about to learn what pushback is....

10/11/2017 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s see he broke the window first, he was hurling racial slurs too but he’s the victim?
Sounds like he got what he had coming to him.

10/11/2017 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://nypost.com/2017/10/09/a-supreme-test-for-a-war-on-cops-outrage/

"wenty-six states and the federal Justice Department are weighing in with a strong warning that allowing the lower-court ruling to stand would have “vast consequences” for law enforcement everywhere. On the other side, the American Civil Liberties Union is pushing to limit or even eliminate the police’s legal immunity. The ACLU wants police to have no room for error."

BIG decision coming up that relates to us. But hey keep pumping out those ISR's!

10/11/2017 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If President YoMomma had a son would he have looked like the individual that had his head tested for an impact study?

10/11/2017 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they DIDN'T get the plate as said in DNAInfo comments. Must be a lib.

Have yet to see a bicyclist who can read a street sign: IE Stop, use signals when turning, etc.

Aside: These bastards...

http://www.wnd.com/2017/10/antifas-next-target-americas-police/

NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.

10/11/2017 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope he didn't break his drum, does he have a go fund me for the broken window???

10/11/2017 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that metal "thunk", it sounds like justice.

10/11/2017 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should have worn his bike helmet.

10/11/2017 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh shit!!

https://streamable.com/svw0a

10/11/2017 01:54:00 AM

10/11/2017 02:51:00 AM

Can't stop laughing

10/11/2017 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I just love street justice.

10/11/2017 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The n word....please. How the h word or the c word. How about calling the President a "cracker" on national tv. GFY.

10/11/2017 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What goes around, comes around.

10/11/2017 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of when I swat a fly.

10/11/2017 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mutual combatants, looks poetic. Traditional playing technique for the bongos.

10/11/2017 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/11/2017 04:11:00 AM

Also, I'm calling bullshit on his claim that the van driver dropped an n-bomb on him. Hell, he probably didn't even clip the son of a bitch.

.........

I bet you're right.

10/11/2017 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trojan?

Who would name their kid that. Insane Love the Clonk!

10/11/2017 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trajan was a Roman emporer about 120 AD.

The link at DNA.com to the gofundme page shows the biker but uses a different name with no reference to what happened.

10/11/2017 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bodda Boom Bodda Bing

10/11/2017 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm playing the worlds smallest violin for the guy hit with the drum.

10/11/2017 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know it is getting bad when you get knocked out with some dudes peace circle bongo.

10/11/2017 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't wanna work . . . I wanna bang on de drum all day!

Black drums matter!

10/11/2017 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor boy just got his coconut cracked......

10/11/2017 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was on his way to open mic night.

10/11/2017 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not over till the grungy old hipster pulls a bongo drum from a minivan and plays.

10/11/2017 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounded like “ more cowbell”

10/11/2017 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19-Paul

HA! HA! HA! HA!

10/11/2017 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing.

10/11/2017 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
A GoFundMe page? His medical bills are courtesy of the taxpayer. Also, WTF kind of name is ‘Trajan’? Is that ancient Norse? Celtic?

It's what you call a Trojan with a hole in it.

10/11/2017 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody please overlay the soundtrack to Lil Drummer Boy to this video and send it to me for XMAS.

10/11/2017 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey what can you say, this bicyclist marches to a beat of a different drummer!

10/11/2017 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It did sound like something Bob Marley could have done. Or even Sting when he was with the Police.

10/11/2017 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out of work,that’s a goodt one.

10/11/2017 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think he was a Roman emperor.

10/11/2017 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd say this belongs in the "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" file. Idiot bike rider got exactly what he deserved and I hope the van driver gets off scot free. Its about time somebody stood up to these ignorant jackasses. If the real justice system won't do its job, then street justice it will be.

10/11/2017 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like watching a warrner brothers cartoon

10/11/2017 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"In 39 seconds, the van driver imparted more useful instruction then --->all 14 years<--- the bicycle rider received under the tutelage of the Chicago Teachers Union. "

...lol, I see what you did there

10/11/2017 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bang the drum slowly. This guy beats to a different drummer.

10/11/2017 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brought a lock to drum fight.......

10/11/2017 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 dollar mouth wrote a check drawn on a 1 dollar ass...

10/12/2017 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

And the BEAT goes on....Love it!!

10/12/2017 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...
A GoFundMe page? His medical bills are courtesy of the taxpayer. Also, WTF kind of name is ‘Trajan’? Is that ancient Norse? Celtic?"

Name of a Roman Emperor. Empire reached it's maximum size during his reign.

10/12/2017 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

El cabong but with a drum!

10/12/2017 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should start declaring war on these bicyclists that don't follow the rules...start writing anovs! These bicyclists are nothing but a pain in the ass. They think they are above the law and could do anything they want. Ive seen countless fights with bicyclists and now its time to start putting these assholes in their place.

10/12/2017 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a few bar fights in the early 90's.

10/12/2017 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saw it yesterday and had to watch it again. yes, someone does cheer at the end. I think it's Rahm.

10/12/2017 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..was the hallow sound from the urn or his hallow skull..

10/12/2017 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

key error sorry ..hollow.

10/12/2017 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Elliot Foley said...

The drum was great, but the faint "....asshole." at the end was my favorite! LMAO!

10/12/2017 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bongo man!

10/12/2017 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Eminem make a rap video about this incident?

10/12/2017 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very businesslike response with no wasted motion.

10/12/2017 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 days in a row and it's still LMFAO.
This comments section should be nominated for a journalism award.
El K-Bong has competition.

10/12/2017 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t believe all these heartless comments. All these posts, all these cutting remarks, and all these jokes, and not one of you has expressed concern about whether the drum is okay.

10/12/2017 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Justice is sweet!

10/12/2017 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is great!

10/13/2017 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the drum is the van drivers go to weapon he has it out when the video starts puts it away and pulls it out again to bonk the idoit. Beware of the man with a single drum.

10/13/2017 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually saw this video posted on 4chan /pol/. Great stuff.

10/13/2017 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can imagine some Stooges dialogue
" Why don't you look where I'm going"
" Shaddup"
" Oh , a wise guy. Take that!" Crash!!
" Hey Porcupine!" Boom!" Let that be a lesson to ya!"
I'm still laughing!
Lars Pilsen

10/13/2017 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You with that iron head of yours. Now I'm gonna have to get another drum

10/13/2017 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

10/13/2017 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Piece of shit down call the medics😥

10/13/2017 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haven't kept up with SCC for a couple 2 or 3 days but I'm glad I did today! That was funny as hell! Kiss asphalt asshole!
If I had the money, I'd pay to have that man's window fixed.

J.J.

10/13/2017 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The n word....please. How the h word or the c word. How about calling the President a "cracker" on national tv. GFY.

======================
The black community HAS to get past the 'n' word. We have a gang set called the hoodrich n***as. that is their name. that is what they call themselves. that is what the gang people call them. But...someone got their undies in a bunch when they were mentioned by name in context, in a district 'compstat' style meeting.

Please...If it's a prohibited word, then dont say it. Simple. But i can listen to rap music where that is every other word, and black comedians will sprinkle it ALL OVER their shows, and it's all - "what's up my n**ga" when meeting each other on the street. But this is a bad word. So, either put up or shut up.

I don't like listening to f**k and bu**s*it when I'm out at dinner, but whatever.
\rant

10/13/2017 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is that greasy haired Pfather Phelger when a criminal needs him?

10/14/2017 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bang the drum!

10/14/2017 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can’t believe all these heartless comments. All these posts, all these cutting remarks, and all these jokes, and not one of you has expressed concern about whether the drum is okay.


Made my night!!!!

10/15/2017 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a little late to the game, but I replayed that sound 100 times and can't stop laughing!

10/16/2017 05:26:00 PM  

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