Wednesday, May 23, 2018

False Report

  • A 49-year-old woman who claimed she was beaten in the West Loop early Sunday was likely injured in a fall while she was intoxicated, police said Tuesday.

    The still-unnamed woman made news after she told police she was assaulted by a group of women while walking near the Boeing building at 100 north Riverside Plaza around 5 a.m. Sunday. After she was found by a passerby, police were dispatched to the area for a possible criminal sexual assault, but when they arrived the woman said she was not sexually assaulted.

    Police said Tuesday it appears the woman was intoxicated at the time of the incident, removed her own pants, and injured herself after stumbling and falling into a planter, knocking out a tooth.
She's currently facing charges.

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32 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Currently facing charges?
. Why wasn’t she charged the moment the truth was uncovered?

5/23/2018 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Canaryville Lothario said...

Is she single?

5/23/2018 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have to prosecute these people.

5/23/2018 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is she facing charges, but it seems no one else ever is?

5/23/2018 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet shes not Amish.

5/23/2018 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That poor woman needs help, love, compassion and assistance from her community.

5/23/2018 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t tell you how many times we’ve found passed out drunks downtown on a weekend with their skivvies around their ankles and their ass hanging out laying in a pool of their own bodily discharges. Such a class act for our visiting tourists to see. It’s gotta be a hoot when they wake up and find that ANOV stuck to their forehead, but we couldn’t tell you as we’re usually long gone.

5/23/2018 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it wasn't downtown no one would have cared.

5/23/2018 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should contact Lovey & Lovey or the People's Law Office. She has an excellent case against the building that put the planter there, and you have to have a permit from the City to place the planter on the sidewalk. Was the planter made from concrete, go after the manufacturer for not having them made out of sponge rubber. Who maintains the planter, is it one of those connected gardening companies that the City uses? And who was it that wanted flowers and planters downtown and brought it there, why it was His Honor Ritchie. Haul his ass in for a deposition so he can say, I don't remember to every question.

5/23/2018 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you actually convict her of filing a false police report, maybe the judge will lock her up long enough to dry her out?

In the good old days, they would often send people like that to an asylum to dry out. Now we have to use the criminal justice system. And you get to deal with lots of EDP, any one of which could be a career ending encounter.

5/23/2018 04:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She will get more time then if this was an actual time and they caught the assailants. Make book on it. This person of non color will feel the full power of the Chicago Color blinded system and be prosecuted to the fullest extent. Where her would be assailants would have been bonded out and sentenced to time served(8hrs) if they turned to be people of color. Just remember you started the racist people of color BS, I am just continuing that racist BS to its logical conclusion.

5/23/2018 05:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Ole rahmmie wipes his brow with a sigh of relief saying " WOWWIE, "That was close."

5/23/2018 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to ban planters.

5/23/2018 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look over here on the Chicago transit Authority the CTA where multimillions are being poured in for more cameras then look at the description of the offense with all the cameras there would be a good description correct?

Man stabbed, robbed on Red Line in Uptown
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/man-stabbed-robbed-on-red-line-in-uptown/

The 25-year-old man was riding southbound on the train near the Red Line Argyle stop when a male he didn’t know walked up to him and stabbed him in the stomach at 2:03 a.m. in the 1100 block of West Argyle, Chicago Police said.

So now all citizens please call 911 immediately when you see a male who may be 25 years old riding the transit system or hanging around the transit station called police immediately your life may depend on it!

5/23/2018 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, that's why crime is down. No muggings, or beatings, robberies, etc.. Make everything an accidental injury instead.

5/23/2018 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Facing charges? In Crook County? That’s a joke.

5/23/2018 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My kinda' woman............

5/23/2018 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow,do I feel bad for all of the pithy comments.

5/23/2018 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw that, charge her.

5/23/2018 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let her dry out at Starbucks.

5/23/2018 08:07:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

That's what happens to bad, icky girls.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/23/2018 08:28:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Speaking of false reports, does anyone know the outcome of the false police report charge brought against those two clowns from Minnesota who said they were robbed on lower Wacker? Can't find anything on Google or elsewhere about what happened to them?

5/23/2018 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Can’t tell you how many times we’ve found passed out drunks downtown on a weekend with their skivvies around their ankles and their ass hanging out laying in a pool of their own bodily discharges. Such a class act for our visiting tourists to see. It’s gotta be a hoot when they wake up and find that ANOV stuck to their forehead, but we couldn’t tell you as we’re usually long gone.

5/23/2018 01:44:00 AM

You’ve got issues. I doubt your hilarious war story is true but it shows where your heart is. I pray you are not a copper

5/23/2018 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Currently facing charges?
. Why wasn’t she charged the moment the truth was uncovered?

5/23/2018 12:05:00 AM

———————————————

“Facing charges” means she has been charged. That’s why she’s facing the charges. It doesn’t say “charges pending” does it?

Open a book once in a while and you’ll grasp these nuances.

5/23/2018 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Sherita Dixon-Cole won't get charged...

5/23/2018 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of being charged she'll be hailed for "raising awareness."

5/23/2018 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, “that’s a shame.”

5/23/2018 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You’ve got issues. I doubt your hilarious war story is true but it shows where your heart is. I pray you are not a copper"

Another liberal bleeding heart troll who doesn't understand copper sarcasm speaks out of their ass.

5/23/2018 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she needs to contact that creepy California porn lawyer to file a suit against the alcohol industry. She could sue for a million bucks, but would probably settle for a case of Bud Light.

J.J.

5/23/2018 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her underwear was considered lost or mislaid property.

5/23/2018 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of false reports, does anyone know the outcome of the false police report charge brought against those two clowns from Minnesota who said they were robbed on lower Wacker? Can't find anything on Google or elsewhere about what happened to them?

5/23/2018 08:37:00 AM


They returned to Minnesota.

Cruel and usual punishment, self inflicted.

5/24/2018 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, was she charged?

5/24/2018 10:05:00 AM  

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