Two a Day
Per HeyJackass.com:
- Shot & Killed: 27
Shot & Wounded: 156
Total Shot: 183
Total Homicides: 32
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
87 Comments:
Omg 27 for 156 is disgraceful. Come on man!
It's cold, it's damp, and it's busy! Wait for the really hot summer weather :)
Looks like the killed & wounded stats for the U.S.
for a multi-day encounter with the V.C.
You go, Rahm!
Middle 80s next week .. Memorial day weekend .....over/under 50 shot ?....in Shithole Chicago??
Come on you can do it. Keep up good work. Only good banger is a dead banger. DBLDNM.
Every one killed is a net savings of at least $25-30K per year in benefits not paid and FREE shit given away. A total win, win for taxpayers.
All the more reason for shooting classes in grammar school. Got to get the kill ratio up to at least 65%. Too many dollars being wasted patching them up.
I like those numbers-- great for rhams reelection
Nary a peep or protest from the unwashed masses, black lives will die as long as it's done by another black life...
I was trying to think of some thing profound to say about all of these Shootings, Killings and such, But the only thing I could come up with is.....BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. What a Fucked up city Ole Rahmmie runs. Just be Careful out there Boys and Girls.......
Devil's card game. Satan's Casino & Lounge.
You can't beat our odds. We let you win the first
time to get you hooked. ATM card tapped out?
We give title loans on souls.
im betting 28 dead for memorial day weekend
77 shot 6 killed by other stabbing etc.
First, you must keep the line moving.
Then, you must...
Kees me you fool!!!!
Get ready for a hot pre-Memorial Day weekend and usual low energy, no fizz Special Ed “sick and tired” speech.
And absolutely no time off either.
Deflecting the real issues here, the Elected are silent and apparently satisfied with the Merit Command Staff.
The feral urban predators are prepping to converge upon the Gold Coast (something the silent media doesn’t print and what Chicago really doesn’t need). Crime fissures are percolating citywide.
Empty jails, I-Bonds, ankle monitors, restorative justiced and a bogged down in paper work Area SVU.
Bienvenue
La Sanctuaire Plaisance
Où est monsieur le maire Rahm?
Stay Fetal and Safe.
Black on black crime and Prickween sez that the police are to blame. LOL
Yeah but we have shot spotters....
I hear crickets.
Say what you want about Rahm but he ain't dumb. The dummies who elect him are dumb.
And who gives a shit about crime anyway? Blame it on the NRA and racial Identity economic disadvantage and high brow shit like that. Nobody riots over crime.
Sante Fe, Parkland, Nashville...etc. Nothing but heavy media attention, protest and political speeches and tweets. Chicago, nothing from the politicians or the fake preachers. Not even and FB post. I guess 186 shot over the weekend here is the new norm.
BLM? Hello, BLM!? Nothing huh? Thought so.
BLM. Bangers lives matter
Throw in that Chicago once again was awarded the most corrupt city in the nation. What an outstanding place to raise a family...
LOL. Ya gotta love Chicago. The stats that HeyJackass now has posted have already went up from when SCC posted this thread at 12:05 am.
--- Shot & killed 28 (from 27)
--- Shot & Wounded: 161 (from 156)
--- Total Shot: 189 (from 183)
--- Total Homicides: 33 (from 32)
ps: and I mean 'love' Chicago. 'Cause the place is so fucked up loving the place would be the only reason a sane person would live there. Or, if you're being held hostage like from Residency Rules :-)
Stay Safe out there guys and gals.
OT: Anyone else notice that the comments on the Chicago Fibunes website are no longer available. Too many people pushing back against the left wing media perhaps?? Too many people not buying anymore of the bullshit put out there by the despicable members of the media? I sure hope so.
watching hey jackasses homicide map.
every continuity needs to score.
I love how one of the Fox pundits called the Texas school shooting, "Just a Saturday in Chicago!"
IF this was on McCarthy's watch,the news media would have his feet to the fire, I will say this again for the 10th time,"I thought Eddie Johnson (the accidental superintendent) was suppose to be our savior????, What does this "Superintendent" have that McCarthy didnt?
Time to get that contract done for refrigerated trailers at the coroners office from Vanecko & Daley Rental Inc.
I know we tend to belittle the Chinese but they are laughing at our domestic woes and the softness of our politicians right now.
If you've been to a Chinese major city, you would notice the obedience to law and order. Try to litter or drink in public, moreover, carry a knife. They will beat your behinds purple dry and lock you up instantly. More importantly, people do work. You need government help, you need to work and not stand on corners or not be a baby machine.
Our society is so bent back by all the political correctedness and the in-your-face individual freedom which all results in abuse.
We Are All Replaceable
Rahms values again and look in for 4 was women, citizens if you see 4 woman in a group call 911 immediately:
Woman beaten by group of 4 women in West Loop
http://abc7chicago.com/woman-beaten-by-group-of-4-women-in-west-loop/3498759/
Teeth knocked out gee animals running wild citywide, downtown big mouth Ryan anything to say?
Shotspotter broken? Wasn't that supposed to be Eddie's save-all?!
Yet', 'liberals' cry out about 'white' school shooters.
Thankfully, there are few.
Obviously, they're unaware of the number of shootings in Chiraq on a daily basis.
Dead or alive.
I give Fox 32 credit...they report the amount shot, areas and ages every Sunday.
Job security
Thanks for the HeyJackass link.
I'll be checking that site out too.
LOL so Rahm has told the Fibune to close down comments because he doesn't like people telling the truth, most of all coppers. It wouldn't surprise me if that jagoff paper even gave him subscription info on posters.
Fuck them all. I'm retired and they destroyed my city and my Dept. They can all fuck off if they don't like what I say.
Another stupid idea from a democratic liberal with absolutely no mindset at all;
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/obamas-education-secretary-lets-boycott-school-until-gun-laws-change/2018/05/19/5ce3ebb0-5bab-11e8-8836-a4a123c359ab_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8b767c3c7f9b
So Duncan is calling for boycotting all the schools, this is really a great idea so that would mean that we could get a big tax rebate for the children not going to school and also the sad part would be how many children will be shot and killed everywhere all over the country and especially in the most corrupt city in the world Chicago? The stupidity of Democrats never stops and he’s right from the very Obama mold.
Hey rahms stop with the friends and family school building program where the campaign find it overflows stop the building save the taxpayers billions we don’t need all the schools especially with your body Duncan calling for this bullshit!
Let's open up another pretentious hipster brewery! That will fix every problem in Chicago!
2018 Race of Victim/Assailant
Race Victim Assailant
Black 131 20
Hispanic 30 2
White/Other 7 3
Police 1 -
Self Defense - 2
Unknown 10 152
As of 5/15/18
So there were a total of 179 assailants, and 152 of them, 85%, are "Unknown." How is that possible?
The vast majority of the victims lived and I get the impression that most of the shootings were in public places so there should have been witnesses for many, I would think the majority of the shootings. Is the CPD not making an effort to get a racial description of the shooters, or not recording them, or just not making them public? Yeah, I get "no snitch" but it seems incredible to me that in 85% of the cases nobody, victim nor witness could give the most basic description of the shooters.
It’s all gang related doesn’t affect me at all, I don’t care I’m working downtown and retiring is a year and a half with 27 years and only 50
There was something on the news about 10 shot between midnight and sun up this morning.
Heard about 6 shots from a low caliber hand gun this morning at about 7a near Lincoln and Berwyn. Very close to the station. Any idea what happened?
@9:07
You’ve asked about the Trib ten times, so I’ll give you a clue. You, Dwayne Hoover, the Paraclete, SouthLoop Activist and the rest were posting insane, unveiled racist crap that made anyone white look like an asshole. It has nothing to do with left wing media, or you defeating “the left.” The Trib has been the only paper calling out Rahm for his bullshit and actually giving people like Vallas a platform.
There are a few morons and SJWs over there like ZORN and MEISNER, but for the most part, over the last couple of months at least, they have been critical of Rahm. It’s a far cry from the Sun-Times which can’t even put on pants because of the unbridled boner they have for Rahm.
Wait until JB Priz elected governor. He is another anti-police prick. Illinois really gonna be fucked from state to shit-city to croock-county..
Anonymous Anonymous said...
IF this was on McCarthy's watch,the news media would have his feet to the fire, I will say this again for the 10th time,"I thought Eddie Johnson (the accidental superintendent) was suppose to be our savior????, What does this "Superintendent" have that McCarthy didnt?
5/20/2018 09:41:00 AM
1.The right skin color
2.Father Pfleger's backing and support
3.The sword of Damocles dangling over his head manifested by the cheating antics of NOBLE, 4.N. Fenner, D. Ward, M Hall-Wysinger, Eugene Williams, and a host of others, and
his signature on the " good shoot" report of JVD, and
5.His inherent cowardice.
Time to strip Eddie and pull his cosmetology license
Anonymous said...
Heard about 6 shots from a low caliber hand gun this morning at about 7a near Lincoln and Berwyn. Very close to the station. Any idea what happened?
5/20/2018 03:11:00 PM
Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Why is Special ed kid not on the street or his class being held back for three weeks they are doing nothing and getting paid is it because of Memorial Day Fuck fop the city and 9.5 fingers
Roscoe Village is getting run over by the bad guys. Armed robberyThursday morning at Cornelia/Leavitt, and another attempted on Saturday night same location. Cops who showed up told my neighbor that cops don’t usually patrol Roscoe Village on the weekends as other areas have more crime. I understand that and don’t blame the beat cops but when my property taxes increase 30% and I receive less in services it doesn’t make me feel good about staying. And gang graffiti just this weekend exploded in the neighborhood all across Roscoe St.
When does it stop? Any suggestions?
NBC 05 news at 1700 hrs ( just finished watching hockey) 49 yr.old female victim attacked and severely beaten after leaving her home at 100 N Riverside plaza ( Canal/Randolph) this morning.
Offenders listed as 04 females,victim states offenders followed her as she left building and proceeded to attack her for no reason.
All cars be on the look out for 04 females..that is all.
Bwahhhahaaahaaa - this summer is going to be the killing fields in shithole Chiraq.
Hey Rahm, probably should have hired more police.
In the 50's and 60's the government would announce the traffic fatalities over a holiday weekend now they post the homicides in Chicago. Good job Rahm. ♠️
Hey!!!! fucked up main stream media....Chicago has mass shootings every fucking weekend here. 6 or 8 shot dead every fucking weekend. I don't see the libune or scum times crying about that now do we. It's just a fact of life living in Shitcago.
Din’t see nuffin
Ya. It was a six gun salute
Those HD cameras that the CTA are installing will nip this type of criminal behavior in the bottom. You just watch and see! LMAO...
Anonymous said...
It’s all gang related doesn’t affect me at all, I don’t care I’m working downtown and retiring is a year and a half with 27 years and only 50
5/20/2018 02:42:00 PM
Paul Bauer was retiring in a year and was "downtown" walking to shitty-hall!
I hope all of the potential tourists and conventioneers read the blog and see that they are not safe coming to rahm emmanuels Chicago. Due to the mayors policies, the downtown area has become an area where street gang members feel free to roam and victimize innocent citizens. Travel to a safe city and enjoy it without fear of becoming another Chicago victim.
OT: The C.E.O. of Starbucks announced that everyone is welcome in their stores regardless of color or if they have money to purchase anything. He made it very clear that the restrooms are for everyone!! As if the downtown Starbucks don't already have a vagrancy problem. What next?
i think this shotspotter is broken or something.
shot to shot and killed is way too low. fix it already.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why is Special ed kid not on the street or his class being held back for three weeks they are doing nothing and getting paid is it because of Memorial Day Fuck fop the city and 9.5 fingers
5/20/2018 05:05:00 PM
We need boots on the ground starting Memorial Day and for the rest of the summer. They are doing no good sitting in the academy
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Another stupid idea from a democratic liberal with absolutely no mindset at all;
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/obamas-education-secretary-lets-boycott-school-until-gun-laws-change/2018/05/19/5ce3ebb0-5bab-11e8-8836-a4a123c359ab_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8b767c3c7f9b
So Duncan is calling for boycotting all the schools, this is really a great idea so that would mean that we could get a big tax rebate for the children not going to school and also the sad part would be how many children will be shot and killed everywhere all over the country and especially in the most corrupt city in the world Chicago? The stupidity of Democrats never stops and he’s right from the very Obama mold.
Hey rahms stop with the friends and family school building program where the campaign find it overflows stop the building save the taxpayers billions we don’t need all the schools especially with your body Duncan calling for this bullshit!
Gun laws aren’t the problem. Last one where 10 were killed a shotgun and revolver were used. Both were registered and legal. I think they were owned by the offenders parents. How would more gun laws have stopped that shooting
Just a few more data points to consider in Chicago. Hi-temp/Low-temp, commuting time, shots fired, construction detours, CTA delays, Shot/Wounded, Rain/No rain, Shot/Killed, beach hazards, etc..
It's all a blur.
And I wish it wasn't
Off Topic but expect a HUGE change in Rahms campaign, the Karen Lewis and Jesse comments(uh oh) will sink him him in the Black Community. Watch for him to sudddenly love all the City Employees and especially go to war with Arena. He has no other options his internal polling data is...abysmal.
Anonymous said...
Roscoe Village is getting run over by the bad guys. Armed robberyThursday morning at Cornelia/Leavitt, and another attempted on Saturday night same location. Cops who showed up told my neighbor that cops don’t usually patrol Roscoe Village on the weekends as other areas have more crime. I understand that and don’t blame the beat cops but when my property taxes increase 30% and I receive less in services it doesn’t make me feel good about staying. And gang graffiti just this weekend exploded in the neighborhood all across Roscoe St.
When does it stop? Any suggestions?
5/20/2018 05:14:00 PM
Willmette?
Staying fetal is working, congratulations.
Don’t bitch when the city laughs when you ask for a raise.
Anonymous said...
Roscoe Village is getting run over by the bad guys. Armed robberyThursday morning at Cornelia/Leavitt, and another attempted on Saturday night same location. Cops who showed up told my neighbor that cops don’t usually patrol Roscoe Village on the weekends as other areas have more crime. I understand that and don’t blame the beat cops but when my property taxes increase 30% and I receive less in services it doesn’t make me feel good about staying. And gang graffiti just this weekend exploded in the neighborhood all across Roscoe St.
When does it stop? Any suggestions?
5/20/2018 05:14:00 PM
Another brain dead liberal who wants to blame the police instead of his liberal policies. All I see in Roscoe Village are "hate has no home here" posters, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama bumper stickers.
Reap what you sow rahm n clown puppet Eddie. Whatch this place burn. Make it a point to fuck working cops on your way out.
Hey SCC,
As always, thanks for the post.
Despite the crap weather today, we're looking at another 16 shot, 1 fatally since you posted this. With the Summer Shooting Season scheduled to kick off next weekend paired with some long overdue 70°s and 80°s, we could be looking at a July 4th-like tally.
Thanks again,
-WHT
heyjackass.com
Hey Roscoe Village at 5:14 p.m.,
Let’s start with this. How did you vote, locally and nationally? How did your friends and family vote? How did your neighbors vote? Did you vote to retain any or all judges?
Things are the way they are only because of the current regime of politicians and judges, who have combined with the media to, hmm, I won’t say shackle the police, because it’s gone far beyond that now. In the name of a fictitious narrative aimed at pandering to a constituency that does not want to be policed, the political/media establishment actively persecutes police now for doing their job.
And another point - the number of officers on patrol in the district by you is down by half since the 19th and 23rd districts merged; the manpower of one district patrolling twice the area. Same thing has happened with the merged 12th and 13th districts further south. Closing police stations and merging districts was not done at the behest of any working street copper, I can tell you that. A decision of like that can only be made by your mayor.
Rising taxes, less service, and a police force that isn’t allowed to fight crime; my suggestion would be to run for the hills.
Does that help?
"Roscoe Village is getting run over by the bad guys. Armed robberyThursday morning at Cornelia/Leavitt, and another attempted on Saturday night same location. Cops who showed up told my neighbor that cops don’t usually patrol Roscoe Village on the weekends as other areas have more crime. I understand that and don’t blame the beat cops but when my property taxes increase 30% and I receive less in services it doesn’t make me feel good about staying. And gang graffiti just this weekend exploded in the neighborhood all across Roscoe St.
When does it stop? Any suggestions?"
It stops when you oppose section 8 housing and vouchers in your neighborhood. Just like they do in the West Loop. Jefferson Park just did it as well and won. That proposed building has been proposed in in several Chicago neighborhoods including Logan Square and was shut down.
Of course we know there are good people who need it the housing voucher, unfortunately the gangs, graffiti and violence come with them.
Anonymous said...
Roscoe Village is getting run over by the bad guys. Armed robberyThursday morning at Cornelia/Leavitt, and another attempted on Saturday night same location. Cops who showed up told my neighbor that cops don’t usually patrol Roscoe Village on the weekends as other areas have more crime. I understand that and don’t blame the beat cops but when my property taxes increase 30% and I receive less in services it doesn’t make me feel good about staying. And gang graffiti just this weekend exploded in the neighborhood all across Roscoe St.
When does it stop? Any suggestions?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S9JwrV0t0Qs
Best advice I can give pal. People don’t want to believe it but they are responsible for their own safety.
You guys are so fucked !!!!!!!!!!!
Nearing retirement BMM Bowel movements matter
This is just how Rahm wants it. No proactive policing. Too many oversite committees equal no police work. Deal with it Rahm.
Anonymous said...
Roscoe Village is getting run over by the bad guys. Armed robberyThursday morning at Cornelia/Leavitt, and another attempted on Saturday night same location. Cops who showed up told my neighbor that cops don’t usually patrol Roscoe Village on the weekends as other areas have more crime. I understand that and don’t blame the beat cops but when my property taxes increase 30% and I receive less in services it doesn’t make me feel good about staying. And gang graffiti just this weekend exploded in the neighborhood all across Roscoe St.
When does it stop? Any suggestions?
5/20/2018 05:14:00 PM
Yes, keep voting for the squirt rahm and his fifty henchman that's the ticket...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT: The C.E.O. of Starbucks announced that everyone is welcome in their stores regardless of color or if they have money to purchase anything. He made it very clear that the restrooms are for everyone!! As if the downtown Starbucks don't already have a vagrancy problem. What next?
5/20/2018 08:17:00 PM
That’s going to bite them in the ass. Maybe the desk crews can forward the lobby residents to Starbucks
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I hope all of the potential tourists and conventioneers read the blog and see that they are not safe coming to rahm emmanuels Chicago. Due to the mayors policies, the downtown area has become an area where street gang members feel free to roam and victimize innocent citizens. Travel to a safe city and enjoy it without fear of becoming another Chicago victim.
I’m betting not one tourist or conventioneer reads the blog. How would a tourist even know or find out about SCC and that’s a good thing
Tribune took away all its comment sections, before they “picked and choosed” what story would be open to comments. Methinks City hall had something to do with this since Trib use couldn’t keep up with sensoring all the negative comments.
"Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."
I just sharted from laughing. Whoever you are, have a good day.
A cold rainy weekend wait what’s this rahms values again?
6 killed, 32 wounded in Chicago weekend violence
http://abc7chicago.com/6-killed-32-wounded-in-chicago-weekend-violence/3501600/
Can you imagine hot weekends 40 killed hundreds shot, keep supporting rahm,Toni,tommy,kimmy the democrats responsible for this and idiots keep giving them campaign cash and vote for them!
Anonymous said...
In the 50's and 60's the government would announce the traffic fatalities over a holiday weekend now they post the homicides in Chicago. Good job Rahm. ♠️
5/20/2018 06:30:00 PM
Yeah... We're fighting the VietRham War here in Chicago.
Rahm and the progressives would love to bust Coppers
down to living in thatch huts and subsisting on two
handfuls of rice and a handful of wild plants a day.
Meat will be a treat but mostly reserved for the commissariat...
Problem is not many of us would cut a dashing figure
in a Coolie Hat, black pajamas and flip-flops...
Hey Roscoe Village, best of luck with the mixed income lathrop homes that are almost completed... they always portray these idyllic scenes in their advertisements, never seems to turn out that way, hmmm?
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
"Roscoe Village is getting run over by the bad guys..."
~Snip!~
"Any suggestions?"
5/20/2018 05:14:00 PM
Another brain dead liberal who wants to blame the police instead of his liberal policies. All I see in Roscoe Village are "hate has no home here" posters, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama bumper stickers.
5/20/2018 10:28:00 PM
Aye...
Roscoe Village is getting exactly what it asked for
in co-signing Rahm's agenda and voting heavily for
him in two mayoral elections.
They pointed and laughed at their TVs and thought it was cute
when #blm was yelling for dead Cops.
Now they're bent all out of shape when weaponized
cultural diversity is slapping them across their
eye and liberating cash and prizes from them?
Told you hard-headed people up there
that this was EXACTLY what was going to happen
when "consolidation in the name of efficiency"
reared it's ugly head.
>Snicker!<
Whose freedom is turning out not to
be so free after all?
...Here's your report.
Respond.
Drop Paper.
Engage No One.
We figure it's only proper and fair
that EVERYONE should have to fight
for their own lives a few times.
And the people of Roscoe Village
are up against the mean, vicious,
unmerciful, perpetually aggrieved,
racist, society hating sires and grand
sires of the m/fers we did battle
with on the streets of Chicago's
West and South side garden spots.
And those sires are the sires and
grand sires of the m/fers our
beloved and esteemed Subject Matter
Experts Emeriti of All Things Police.
Do you people get it now?
The shit you're experiencing
IS NOT going to go away unless
a proper course correction occurs
and said proper course correction
does NOT pivot on the "Police Reform"
every catered-to constituent and liberal
progressive swing-dick and hang-tit is
currently hyperventilating about.
Yeah... Nothing awakens you more than
some death-loving swing-dick trying
their best to kill you just because
of who/what you are.
"That's why we HATE you old Cops!
You're nothing but bitter and angry
and you think funny thoughts about
human nature!"
...That all you all got?
The good guys sometimes have to have black hearts,
hard hands and unblinking eyes for the proper
setting straight of things gone badly awry.
So just kindly step aside.
Or step up and be more
proactive in your own protection
and defense.
You're right on one thing.
The Police ARE absolutely blameless
no matter HOW Rahm's agit-prop
propeller-heads try to spin this
shit show.
Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.
Roscoe Village is full of SJWs and Owe-bama fanatics. Glad you enjoying the "change" he promised you can believe in.
Next!!!!
"Hey,ya can't sleep in the lobby of the police station..Go to the Starbucks..Ya will get free food and you can sleep in the shutter!.If you act like a idiot they will throw lots of money at you!"
Yes drop all homeless at SB
.....but when my property taxes increase 30% and I receive less in services it doesn’t make me feel good about staying. And gang graffiti just this weekend exploded in the neighborhood all across Roscoe St.
When does it stop? Any suggestions?
5/20/2018 05:14:00 PM
When does what stop?
Idiots in the 30 and under generations pulling their heads out of their own buttholes, wiping their own dumb shit from their eyes and, oh goodness, actually seeing the nature of the world in which they live?
You are made of meat.
Meat destined to be eaten.
Pretending you are here to enjoy the pleasures of fulfilling your fantasies does not a fucking thing to make you less made of meat.
Smack yourself, with a hammer, anywhere on your meat bag, and end your fantasy.
Or wait for someone to do it to you.....and then eat you.
They're coming to get yoooooou, Barbara...........
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