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If you were ever a fan of the old Lampoon or the original SNL, there’s a pretty good documentary that’s been on HBO or Showtime called “Drunk, Stoned, Brilliant, Dead The Story Of The National Lampoon”. Stuff 40+ years ago that they did, so politically incorrect, and funny. Good stuff if you were a fan back then.
Old school wheel gun to thwart forensics
I get my sun times in the evening after my neighbor is done reading it. I use it when I walk my dogs and pick up after them. This is the only use the paper has.
All we need in this city is 1 paper.
That's the exact same impression I get when I go to their site. It's actually quite embarrassing. They need to realize print media and fake news is dead and boring. Fake news !!!!! Finally it took out president to call the media out ! Finally ! Besides hey jack ass and your site and crime in boystown blog is the only truth news !
Dropping this here because it is the lead article.
STOP COMPLAINING! Write to the WSJ.
Big article today, Friday, 5-11, on Big Man Rahm
Running for 3rd term as mayor. He's 58 yrs old,
Raised $7.1 Million, and election will be Feb. 2019.
All you insiders, with the juicy stories on this blog,
please let the nation know what The King Tut is all
about.
Contact: Shayndi Raice at shayndi.raice@wsj.com
This blog is good for local venting, but the national media
has absolutely no idea who Rahm Emanuel really is.
The Suntimes died when they stopped asking the though questions and went along with Chicago Politicians! Fake News! Oh! Everyone loves Rahm and Special ED! LMAO!
Anyone but Rahm!
That's some good stuff.
It seems the paper folks desperately want unions and (you motherfuggers better be listening or else!) subscribers.
God bless 'em, but being a journalist does not mean that you work for a corporation.
Being on TV does not make you credible.
Oh, the old school will insist that it's about how a report cites quotations or how you this is dotted or that is dashed. But that is not what journalism is about.
Journalism is about reporting the best information you can, giving fair shakes, and (here it comes) not bending to pressure, influence, or access.
SCC started this wave and I am more than happy to surf. Let's go.
Detroit in a few years bet on it
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead
These youngsters won’t get it. That was my fav in my youth. “Son o’ God” comics was great. Their staff produced some of the funniest movies ever, as well.
As Inspector Clouseau would say, "that's not my dog".
Ain't that the TRUTH..............
If you anyone looking for a cta job:
https://chicago.everyblock.com/neighbor-events/may19-cta-job-fair-hosted-15th-ward-alderman-raymond-8634941/?utm_campaign=digest&utm_medium=email&utm_source=digest
Ray Lopez has the hook up!
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I bought that issue when it came out.
Geez.... I have gotten older... a bit.
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Yep the old Lampoon was funny and irreverent. Same with the old Mad magazine. What, me worry?
My dog loves taking his morning constitutional on Mary Mitchell’s column after I feed him cheese over his dog food
SCC Could you provide anything concerning the railroading of officers Wrigley and O'keef. If they get terminated for a small error in testimony. This will be the end of policing period. AI will need to take over since human are bound to make mistakes.
Slightly o/t Why has the Tribune stopped allowing comments from readers of their web site?
Lampoon and Allie, both consistently hilarious.
Allie is better than the 2-year olds who draw for the Libune and Slum-Times.
Anonymous said...
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead
5/11/2018 05:46:00 AM
It's nothing compared to:
Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.
d...
The Suntimes died when they stopped asking the though questions and went along with Chicago Politicians! Fake News! Oh! Everyone loves Rahm and Special ED! LMAO!
Anyone but Rahm!
Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.
S-JW-Times
Social Justice Warrior-Times
Detroit in a few years bet on it
Look who just crawled out from under a rock!
What CWB said....
Sun-Times sucks!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Detroit in a few years bet on it
5/11/2018 05:44:00 AM
Not a chance. Comparing Detroit and Chicago can’t be done. Nothing is similar, tax base, businesses, tourism, conventions, etc. stupid
They also ran a parody ad of Volkswagen when vw said its cars were so tightly built they would float. The ad said " if Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen he'd be president now"-it was later forced to be removed, but as a subscriber, I got a copy with the ad intact. Glad Kennedy will not be our next governor-they are like a bad rash that won't go away- and I know that will piss off the st ignatious alumni, but I have a functioning brain and am not forced to vote democratic because some old fuck or a parent tells me to.
It'd be even better if the dog had a collar on that said "Fibune" on the nametag. Because you know, the Sun Times is PRINTED by the Fibune!
And the wrist needs a Medical Alert bracelet with the name "Rahm E." on it... if those papers go away, he's got no real way to foist his bullshit on the populace.
Advertisers ran away from the Sun Times years ago. The writing is on the wall.
I'm reclaiming my time....
I'm reclaiming my time....
Yea. We need one-newspaper. The SCC American times.
The slum times will be gone by fall.
No more Mary the Zebra lady.
Fib une will be gone by early winter 2019
Both are whores and it will be nice with
All these trash alleged journalists are work
For papers like in Gary Indiana for spit
Zebra girl might work her old corner at North Ave and Cicero.
She be a needing to maintain her dump crib in that
Pit in Maywood
Leave my puppy alone.
Fake news # 1 is the scum times. Fake news #2 is the fibune. I haven’t read either of these liberal papers in years.
Good riddance to that rag! I've never read such trash and lies in my lifetime. I hope most of the journalists stay unemployed!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Detroit in a few years bet on it
5/11/2018 05:44:00 AM
Not a chance. Comparing Detroit and Chicago can’t be done. Nothing is similar, tax base, businesses, tourism, conventions, etc. stupid
Couldn’t agree more. Half of Detroit is abandoned buildings paying no taxes Higher unemployment, nothing to compare
I totally agree. Detroit in a few years! The South Side is bust! Downtown can't save us. We are at a negative growth.
It was a very nice Police Recognition Lunch today. Many deserving Officers receiving awards. One thing that made my stomach turn was see that Police Hater Lori Lightfoot there. You know she didnt pay for her ticket. I wonder what she though of the Officers who received awards after shooting offenders using baseball bats as deadly weapons.
She probably hired someone to do this.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/vandal-damages-7-cpd-vehicles-outside-police-recognition-lunch-in-the-loop/
Many times President Trump talks about the tale of the snake and look it over here what Lori has done to her man the mayor the bully how does it feel to be bullied now mayor?
Lightfoot bought campaign website names weeks after she told Emanuel she wasn't running
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-met-lori-lightfoot-website-rahm-emanuel-20180511-story.html
Keep the pandering up mayor look at how far is gotten you you are the laughingstock of politics throughout the country maybe you should hang your head and just resign immediately you are a disgrace you have no idea how to pick out people. She is a Police hater and a racist without any doubt at all how does it feel to have a knife turning in your back mayor this is exactly what she has done!
7 exempt’s vehicles vandalized supposedly on lower wicker during ceremony
Rahm tried to be Prince Charming
Spoke so well filled with ludes
Jeff Bezos seen and heard a lot
Been around so many crooked dudes
So long Chicago, my horse don't need your barn
Don't need your gangs doin' my employees harm
Fuck them, I'm gonna re-subscribe to the [Back of the Yards Journal] The Canaryville paper of record.
Looks like a couple of Rahms Detail guys have provided a treasure trove of legal conversations that are very unkind to both Chicagoans intelligence,Karen Lewis and...The Daleys! No wonder there was an outburst by Billy last week, the McCarthy Camp is aggressively using Rahms own words to destroy him and is leaking excerpts to affected members. When the commercials hit the airwaves in due time he's toast, he HATES everybody and thinks we are all basically uneducated trash.
Worthless POS.
STARBUCKS Announces New Restroom Policy
(Piss, shit, no charge, no oligation, no 911, no K-9s)
You don't understand
That a cop like me can love just one can
You gotta go where you wanna go
And do what you wanna do
Proving once again that every thing about this city is a national joke!
Was it the Sun-Times that reported CPD has killed 700 dogs in the last 2 decades!
Thanks to whomever remembered the VW piece; if Teddy had been driving one, he would be president today. You had to live it in the moment to appreciate it, I'm still laughing thinking about that. And the VW was a tight car, You let one loose in one of those things you had to put the windows down. There is no dissipation in a VW.
When you print news nobody believes, because it’s a lie, what did they expect.
I still remember those floating VW ads. The car really did float.
Maybe that's why it was a hippie favorite. As they say today,
"hot boxing" (smoking dope with the windows rolled up) served
to conserve hard-to-get marijuana. You were essentially smoking
inside a German bong. (not that I would know)
But a certain former U.S. President WOULD know, and admitted
to be in an exclusive rolling club called "The Choom Gang."
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Back in the early '70s I heard VW Bugs were a bitch in Winter.
Engine was in the back and air-cooled. The heater had to move
hot air from the back to the front for the occupants.
In Europe, during the same time frame, and earlier, it was common
for inexpensive cars to have no heat at all. (I don't know how they
handled windscreen defrost)
Female black exempts at the recognition ceremony could not even comply with the department haircut/hairstyle standards. Absolutely embarrassing and specialEd will not say a word to them. Embarrassing.
I realize that half the Starbucks are good to the police but we need use extreme extra caution when responding to any potential Starbucks call for service from now on. I'm sorry but Starbucks corporate believe anyone is welcome and they can do or say or stay as long as they want even if it's homeless camping there from open to close. Do not be the next cop sacrificial lamb who enforces any infrraction on Starbucks property. The company and media will throw you to the wolves! Any job of service at any Chicago Starbucks immediately call a supervisor and do not engage especially if anyone involved is of African American persuasion or Muslim faith, have all complaints completed filled out in entirety and then have conplaint sign and have them sign it voluntarily in front of your worn body camera: Do not let Starbucks put you in a trick bad even if they are cool with us , take thousand precautions on any Starbucks call of service. Unless you live to be on Twitter million times and have c r s generated and have your reputation ruined for ten minutes of simply doing your job. I pray for all police officers they can get through each day safely and without nonsense and media and hateful politicians and citizens who don't know what this job entails. Get to retirement day by day avoiding any minority confrontation especially one to do with liberal losers and Starbucks embracing homeless people camping there for 12 hours. Sorry not our problem. It's the new Starbucks policy! Let the shit and unwashed thugs smoke their weed and sell it in Starbucks and fornicate in their bathrooms And have the bums take an hour to shower in their sink Sorry. This is what Starbucks wants! Btw funny thing is the two black guys who started this whole movement failed to mention that they have past felonious criminal histories but they will never be reported in CNN fake news or any where else. Them having past warrants for felons means nothing. I'm so happy Starbucks gave them a free asu university education ! How about they just offer them a job as a cashier at Starbucks but that would assume they would show up for work without being stoned on weed. I won't spend a penny more at this business.
But they wrote so many nice articles about Law Enforcement. Lets have a drive to get them their much needed money. Who's with me? S.O.S. Save Our Sun-Times. (Sarcasm)
""Anonymous said...
Slightly o/t Why has the Tribune stopped allowing comments from readers of their web site?
5/11/2018 08:24:00 AM"""
Probably because the comments didn't fit in with the bullshit narrative they are selling.
Was this the article of all the Police dogs that were going to be murdered if weed was legalized.
Drove a couple bugs. Air cooled engine started every time in minus 20 degree weather. Back wheel traction with rear motor blew through snow banks like butter. Never shoveled. Scraped windows on the fly. Some believed they were unsafe, a sure coffin in an accident. Took air cooled bug off market because of engine noise. 😔
"Female black exempts at the recognition ceremony could not even comply with the department haircut/hairstyle standards.."
They COULD but choose not to lead by example, follow the rules---and will go about their day without caring or being held to the standards.
5/11/2018 08:24:00 AM,
For the same reason they closed comments quickly in 2008 when the Heller versus DC decision was made and their editorial declared the need to repeal the Second Amendment..
Because even their own readers wouldnt set idle in the face of their ever increasing idiocy anymore.
See, their "journalism" is getting SPANKED in comments sections, and they know it.
For a time, they couldnt resist the clicks that comments sections brought them(and the ad revenue that comes as a result).
But now, with actual sales/subscriptions dropping off badly, the clicks do not command the revenues they once did.
Additionally, the culture control once exerted is literally lost when comments sections destroy the articles nefarious and egregious premise.
This creates a lose lose for them. So they close comments trying to regain their preacher podium, not realizing that their last throes are futile.
News, reporting, journalism, is changing...returning to TRUTH actually mattering. And they are fighting a losing battle trying to maintain their ability to lie with impunity.
The commie dems took control of media, much as the whigs did in their way and day. The D party is meeting the same fate and for much the same reasons now as the (W) party did.
Thats why.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I still remember those floating VW ads. The car really did float.
Maybe that's why it was a hippie favorite. As they say today,
"hot boxing" (smoking dope with the windows rolled up) served
to conserve hard-to-get marijuana. You were essentially smoking
inside a German bong. (not that I would know)
But a certain former U.S. President WOULD know, and admitted
to be in an exclusive rolling club called "The Choom Gang."
---------
Back in the early '70s I heard VW Bugs were a bitch in Winter.
Engine was in the back and air-cooled. The heater had to move
hot air from the back to the front for the occupants.
In Europe, during the same time frame, and earlier, it was common
for inexpensive cars to have no heat at all. (I don't know how they
handled windscreen defrost)
5/11/2018 11:14:00 PM
An older family member who was in the military during that time
related how it was so funny to him that the Poleizi (sp?) were
running VW Beetles with Porsche engines on the autobahn.
"They went like stink..."
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Female black exempts at the recognition ceremony could not even comply with the department haircut/hairstyle standards. Absolutely embarrassing and specialEd will not say a word to them. Embarrassing.
5/11/2018 11:25:00 PM
Why comply? There are no standards for them and no consequences. They do as they please
Go ahead and shoot the dog. Nobody will miss it or the Slum Times.
Anonymous said...
Thanks to whomever remembered the VW piece; if Teddy had been driving one, he would be president today. You had to live it in the moment to appreciate it, I'm still laughing thinking about that. And the VW was a tight car, You let one loose in one of those things you had to put the windows down. There is no dissipation in a VW.
5/11/2018 08:23:00 PM
You know, some people (or folks) think there's no room for sentimentality here on the blog, but they would be wrong.
This is an oldie but a goodie, dedicated to the Hero of Chappaquiddick . . .
No, wait! I'll adopt the dog! Shoot the Scum-Times!
So, if I don't subscribe to the Sun-Times, they will kill that dog?
Let me see: A dog or the end of a worthless liberal rag....
I like dogs....a lot.
But sometimes sacrifices need to be made.
So lets raid the Scum-Times and rescue the dog.
Had an air-cooled VW. Great traction. Once the fuel injection system got fixed, started right up. The heat wasn't that bad. You had to run it one gear lower to spin the fan fast enough to push the heat up front. And if you didn't the thing got cold as an icebox real fast. And if you used the windshield washer a lot, your spare tire would be flat.
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