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CPD needs to follow this lead (click for larger version):
We've got plenty of talent reading here.
We've got plenty of talent reading here.
Labels: out-of-state, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Friday, May 11, 2018
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35 Comments:
I guess it's the same all over.
What about a Merit Rat Fink ribbon?
Mayor protection squad: silk, all black
(as in Black Ops)
We should have a lucky to be the Police Award. It could have a bunch of lucky charms with a gold rainbow.
A good percentage of our new hires will kill each other over that house mouse bar, you know, the ones that couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag and don't intend on ever getting into a position to have to. I mean, I didn't take this job to be the police! I wanted the vacations, medical and money.
Every Merit White Shirt should get a brown ribbon with a BIG "M"! That way before they speak everyone knows to move out of their way and stay clear of the Shit that is spayed out of Their mouth!
Ass kissers can get one with red lips đź‘„ on a pink ribbon. It should come automatically with stars. To be given out at the Superintendent's Office.
How about a white ribbon With pink dots for Supervisors who are afraid to make a decision or back up their officers. This job strangely went backwards.
How about a gold ribbon with a car for all the car commanders out their.
They should give out a ribbon for every 5 years in a District. A blue ribbon with let's say 011 in the center of the ribbon , and so on showing the District number. One for each District number. Most beat officers would have a hard time getting past five of these District ribbons if they moved around in this climate. This would make guys want to move around and it would show when someone never did any time in the District. In my time on the job I ran into a good number of people who had 20 plus years on the job and never did 5 years total in a District.
Anyone out there have a copy of the “Useless Day” order that was floating around 002 several years ago? That was a classic.
Definitely need merit bars: single bars for one merit bite, double bar for two merit bites, and of course triple for three merit bites. The bar will have a small apple in the middle showing an apple that has been bitten. The bite should be on the left side since the Apple logo has theirs on the right....we don’t want any copyright infringements . You would see at least one or two of these on each bosses chest.
It is never good to mock the NYPD, for they are the world's greatest law enforcement agency. They are doing an outstanding job of keeping crime low in NYC.
Wait until today's recognition ceremony where a lot of awards will be handed out like candy at Halloween. Odds are that there will be over 150 people getting them. The sad thing is that many who deserve the honor will just become part of the chaff and not get the recognition they deserve.
God....We Coppers have such GREAT HUMOR. Brilliant, just BRILLIANT.....And SOOOOOO TRUE with these Ribbons.....
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The "Surrender Ribbon" should be in the colors of the French flag. Blue, white, red.
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House Mouse Bar is the way to go, kids.
Find a way to get off the fuckin street.
Don’t get jack potted by Rahm, the “community”, or SJWs.
Anonymous said...
A good percentage of our new hires will kill each other over that house mouse bar, you know, the ones that couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag and don't intend on ever getting into a position to have to. I mean, I didn't take this job to be the police! I wanted the vacations, medical and money.
I wouldn't be embarrassed to be one of these smart individuals.
Anonymous said...
They should give out a ribbon for every 5 years in a District. A blue ribbon with let's say 011 in the center of the ribbon , and so on showing the District number. One for each District number. Most beat officers would have a hard time getting past five of these District ribbons if they moved around in this climate. This would make guys want to move around and it would show when someone never did any time in the District. In my time on the job I ran into a good number of people who had 20 plus years on the job and never did 5 years total in a District.
5 years ! I know a new dick that has only about 8 months on the street !
All true!!
What about a Team PP suck ribbon??
I nominate the officer assigned to the cardinals house for all three awards.....he has earned them! Thanks for a job well done.
Every Merit White Shirt should get a brown ribbon with a BIG "M"! That way before they speak everyone knows to move out of their way and stay clear of the Shit that is spayed out of Their mouth!
Your late on that M. The 012th district second watch management po’s had it first. Some of the proudly wear a letter M pin on their uniform. That includes the 6 foot zombie at O’Hare on third watch. The one “without” a phone call who went in the middle of the period to avoid going to midnights in 012.
Well played.
Sad and funny all at the same time... Oh, and don't forget that "The Mouse" has lawyers. Disney gets a sniff of this and it's all over...
Lots of two - three years "officers" working inside already.
Love it.
How about a yellow Ribbon and every time we get a new Superintendent that makes the Department more yellow we could add a arrow pointing down to signify the Department is moving more fucked up and scared.
How about we just remove the Police patch from our back and replace it with report takers. Can I get an event number squad.
How about we get a black ribbon to mark a dark day for Police and handcuffs in the center to represent how the police have their hands tied. We also should have button with Rahm and Special Ed to show who got us here. Put that right under Ed's Star. Hey Ed I can't wait to give you my star. I am just counting the days. I also can't wait to move.
How about Commanders who were merit promoted from Sgt to all the way to Commander. It should be tiny gold knee pads on a bootyhole backdrop. Can you please help me call them out???
Anonymous said...
Lots of two - three years "officers" working inside already.
5/11/2018 12:25:00 PM
There are more detectives working on the inside at any given Area than actually working the street at crime scenes...
What ever happened to that de-escalante award?
How about Commanders who were merit promoted from Sgt to all the way to Commander. It should be tiny gold knee pads on a bootyhole backdrop. Can you please help me call them out???
Commander Joe Tirado totally a merit hack from the start. Wish I was part of the latin connection. This guy while at fugitive apprehension made no bones about his wack and knew he was moving up. I was promoted by my score not because I'm a suckass. To bad I wont go any higher but I'm ok with that.
Your late on that M. The 012th district second watch management po’s had it first. Some of the proudly wear a letter M pin on their uniform. That includes the 6 foot zombie at O’Hare on third watch. The one “without” a phone call who went in the middle of the period to avoid going to midnights in 012.
Rules, transfers details don’t mean crap. Bosses do as they want, are never questioned and no one questions or police them. They detail people for years, if you want to move you get detailed and it isn’t counted in the management spots. Want to be on days, bid for midnights and get detailed to days. Then the guy with more time gets stuck on your spot on midnights
How about the "My Daddy is the Most Arrogant Deputy Chief, and I'll Get Every Award He wants" ribbon?
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