Supercop!
If you get the most activity in certain categories in 003, you get your name and picture on the wall:
Prizes include:
- free ACLU interview;
- new pad of paper to list your assets;
- subpoenas with your name highlighted (suitable for framing);
- special appearances at the Federal Building.
Feel free to add more in the comment section.
Labels: dumb ideas
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
173 Comments:
The EXIT sign is no accident.
You just have to read between the lines.
Freudian slip?
pukey looking tile on that floor. Who chose the color?
What the heck? Are we kindergarteners?
LMAO
No worries, there are fools coming on every week that can't wait to sign up. Never mind they do not understand what they are doing.
Just keep chasing cars :p
Where is the "not so super" award display? In the bathroom?
This moron of a Commander had the nerve to post this shit in the C.O. book. It mentioned a "prize" to be given to the outstanding performers on each watch. Yeah right!! Probably some bullshit pizza.
I was waiting for any of the supervisors to mention this at roll call, but somehow none did, at least on my watch. She has since taken down this clusterfuck, but Commander Hannah definitely does not have the best interest of the troops at heart, that's for sure.
Another asshole that is only looking to get bumped up.
Dont forget an interview with the highly skilled , experienced, unbiased COPA investigator
A detail to a special unit (376)
I'm guessing those are dildos. The harder you work, the harder COPA will stick up your ass!
What is this, grade school? Do you get kudos for being punctual for work or how that old one from grade school, practices self control? This is more liberal lunacy.
Don't forget, free representation crkm a genuine FOP attorney.
I'd feel like such a loser having my name on this.
Policing is dead!
Such grade school shit.
I sure hope this is a joke. Has to be the most unprofessional and embarrassing thing I’ve seen. It’s like public shaming cops as kiss ass suckholes for all their colleagues to laugh at. It would be different if it were the private sector in the sales division of some company but this is law enforcement where people have rights. The bosses should not make a competitition out of policing. Dumb
you get to go to the promotional parties for the bosses who made rank off of your hard work.
The Mayor is hurting. It’s finally starting to dawn on him that he fucked this place up.
“Why is everyone coming for me? Why?”
So the commander of 003 treats their officers like they are in kindergarten. Outstanding.
I guess trying to run a police department like a corporation has taken root to the dummies that run the department. Goals ?
Holy Christ. What in the actual fiddler’s fuck is going on? We are a department of simpletons. Show me the way to go home. I’m tired and I wanna go to bed.
A van so you can live in it down by the river.
Make a Dunce wall too
- incompetent bosses
- incompetent FTO’s
-beeotches (who absolutely complain about everything)
-house mouses
-medical abusers
-suck holes
One of the most embarrassing and juvenile ideas that I’ve ever seen. What are we, CPD Snowflakes? Looks like a wall in a department store employee lounge. You’re killing me smalls!
Jeez.....times change
Obviously, her Office People have nothing better else to do then create stupid shit at the Cmdrs request.
Ahhhh reminds me of the ole laff a limpics cartoon. I can imagine this coming to 025 and teams of buffoons running around gathering activity at the behest of escamerit, thus pleasing the overlord. The first event will be the tactical relay where tact cars will see how many paper jobs they can pass around to the watch so they can continue the hunt for the elusive one rock in the sock arrest. Gold medal in that event is allowed to wear his backwards hat and tight jeans during Memorial Day weekend while all others are damned to wear that awful blue shirt and possibly be mistaken for someone who has a working pen. 2nd will be the tvb long toss were the winner will be declared by how many suspended or no dl long forms they can do in an hour. No chance here as SAT and the rest those hard workers have already mastered the art of that. The motto goes a long form tvb a day keeps getting radio jobs on the scary watch away. Now my favorite is every winner and those able to find the golden ISR ticket will be invited to Escamerit 's meritorious factory where you'll be given the grand tour of his career. Each room will feature a glorious point in his career where our lucky winners will learn the mysterious art of the meritorious ways. Featuring such rooms as the locker filled gunapooloza. Be careful though if you choose the wrong locker to hide those pistols the Harris-o-loompa will sing his magical song and escort you out. Oompa Loompa bobbly Dee, a merit promotion is not for you and only for we. Pass through the other rooms such as the quota corner and master the many eyes of the situation room and you will find the your golden ISR has paid off to the tune of a merit bump. But beware even after all the activity trials, you will face of against officer J.K and his hounds of hell. He will fight to the death or at least take a bite from one to protect his well deserved upcoming merit spot.
Are 13 year old “ride along” partners eligible?
Well, that's a really clever way of getting around a "quota." The sad part is I can see some of the new millennial coppers taking this seriously as a spirited form of competition. I wonder what it's like to work for a department that isn't run by a bunch of idiots and milksops?
Looks like supercop is stroking 4 big penises.
"Goal "????
As in "Quota"?!!!
Juvenile at best sounds like something they do in a kindergarten class What happened to the real police
At the behest of the fifth floor city hall twerp his local media will create a special feature edition for you and your family detailing every single aspect of your life complete with stock family photos and 24 hour live coverage from your residence. So keep in mind your past arrest may be your last arrest before you start cutting those punitive checks...
Pizza Party hosted by Tom Dart in CCJ while receiving a special performance from Tom's Best "Meatstrokers."
Refresher course on probable cause.
Reserved seat at call back
Never get to federal court, KIM-BO will hit you first, Those ghetto districts do the darnest things. That district was the home of old Burger King lady. Fucking Mouse
Do 19P's count as activity? Because if they do I'm gonna have those thermometers blowing up!!!!
Retired CPD in Oklahoma says.....
Perfect, with the Exit sign above, shows that you will be shown the door, ...for being a Super Cop.
Stay safe my blue brothers and sisters, This is going to be a very long hot summer of which Chicago has never seen.
Stay safe
Stay fetal
Go home.......
And you get to park in the commanders secretaries spot for a week.
New suit and tie for those impromptu court appearances
Fuckin’ kindergarten.
Just wrong in so many ways.
The arrows on the Exit sign
Does one point to Fed lockup and the other State?
Either way leads to the poor house!!
Just Wrong!!
and the award includes an EXIT sign!
We must not forget unlimited access to the copa cabana
That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a long long time.
lol, 003 is such a toilet. The only ones that want to be on this board are the idiot 06 cars. Who still haven't gotten the message.
Picture of the front page of the newspaper with mention of said lawsuit
003 use to be a place that produced some of the best street coppers on the southside.Everything went to shit after Capt.KJ retired with a brief revival when G.E. took over but back to being a shithole.When will HQ understand that real cops dont respect or trust clout baby bosses that never been the police.003 004 005 is nothing but a brief speed bump on the path to that next promotion.
From far away it looks like a courthouse!!!! Bwahahahaha
a "superman lunch box" for you're time at call back.
You wrong office....
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........Where do I sign up?????.....Why not just give the Troops a participation award so NO feelings will get hurt....
Just asking - but is the commander of this district a merit pick?
What happened to the good old days when a watch commander would hold your slip if you were a worker and if you got a gun or hot car you were done for the night and released,,,,,
OMG, that made me laugh so hard!!!! I thought for sure it was a joke but it's true! OMG!
003 has always been a train wreck.
Anonymous said...
And you get to park in the commanders secretaries spot for a week.
5/09/2018 04:28:00 AM
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No, you get to park in the Assistant to the secretaries' spot for a week.
That Explains everything about the new copper is coming out
Let me know when there’s a contest for a BJ and a cup of coffee. Then, I’m in.
Re: 13 yr old "ride alongs"
1. You guys sure get up early
2. I never knew Chicago had so many houses
3. Can you guys eat lunch by yourself or do you
have to go back to the station?
4. Can we go to Mc Donald's for the Wi-Fi?
5. Where do you guys go to the bathroom
6. How come all the kids run to the backyards
when you go slow down the street?
7. I notice the same people standing on the same
corners every day
8. How come you ain't got no A.C. in this car?
9. Do you have to pay for your own gas?
10. How long before we can go back home?
Idiots in 003, especially on midnights really enjoy this type of shit. Midnights is full of 2 year wonders, tatctial barbies (most just off probation)eager to please their fraternizing sgts, with promises of tact, gang teams etc. pos just off probation coming in in their off days to “write warrants”, aka spend some time with their brass in hopes of kissing ass for a couple nights a week in the 06 car. It’s pure madness.
OT
SCC read Eric Zorn page 19 of today’s Trib.
Here is the opinion of the media. The voice of the people. And someone who sits at a desk
Who can Monday morning quarterback any law enforcement officer.
Mr. Zorn have you ever taken a ride along in a police vehicle?
Have you ever been threatened by another person within 21 feet?
Lastly have you ever seen what happens when you poor gasoline on a smoldering fire?
Where will you be when the “explosion of outrage” happens? Not out on the street as the rest of us will be?
Let the court proceeding take place on its own.
Stop adding your opinion.
It’s only to promote your reporting and paper sales.
You were not there or been in court and you have never walked in the shoes of a police officer.
You will also get your pic in newspapers all across the country as you are sentenced to federal prison for violating some ghetto rats rights just as he was possibly thinking about turning his useless life around!
003 continues to be a laughing stock...I can't believe I wasted several years there, not by choice. Advice: Get out while you can!
The sad part is some copper will actually enjoy seeing their name on the super cop list. ♠️
Who donated their red cape?
Boy whomever thought that up is a real asshole.
You also get NOTHING extra in your check on the 1st and 16th.
Bringing a new meaning to fetal?
Total grammar school. Who got paid for this kindergarten creativity? Do you get stickers too? and "pizza party" This ain't even high school level total daycare/kindergarten!
So sad and demented
Stay safe and fetal
Hey, how come no one takes us out to the ballgame?
There's one today at 1:05 PM.
Is is true that Rahm has turned over photos of troublemakers
to the Field so that Security can scan the crowd for them?
It is rumored that the "prize" might be the answers to the next promotional test.
I’m putting in my para form to 003 ASAP!
What is this shit?! 3rd grade door decorating contest? I bet whoever came up with idea is getting an award!
I'll stick to Saving Chicken's in Lincoln Park.
Remember, these incompetents get promoted on your backs...most of the time. Most get promoted anyway!
Sad, very sad. 1 or possibly more Chicago Police Officers got paid, from tax dollars to make this kindergarten project.
“Bert & Ernie” in 020 would have creamed themselves if they got that
The Commander and XO should be demoted---Supe should be held accountable for promoting garbage.
Lets see if the media cares to investigate and report on this ridiculous waste of an exempt position.
Is this the brainchild of a seasoned HouseMouse?
What a shameful use of personnel.
It might be the Right Program for the Right Time and go Citywide.
And no mention of the unofficial sponsor, Chapstick.
I’m in if there’s a coloring book contest.
I’m in if I get my own camel.
I’m in if it’s gets me on tact.
I’m in if it gets me off mitnights.
I’m in if it gets me out of 003.
But mostly, I’m in if there’s a 19-P category.
To the submitter, please periodically update that tote board.
Hilarious and thanks for sharing.
Stay safe and work smart.
Forget the Commander's secretary's parking spot, here in 015 you get to BE the district secretary. Couldn't be worse than her! If you win 2 months in a row you don't have to buy a city sticker just like her
Just remember all the kind words Rahm just said for that ATF agent who was shot trying to help "Rahms" Chicago. Oh, I forgot...there were none from Rahm. Can't say anything nice about the Feds. Especially when you're trying to court the hispanic vote. The FOP should call him out. That's what your efforts mean to these politicians and bosses. Good luck with trying to make the board!
Ironically, a reminder on admin messages just came out about quotas. This is a prize for work, it’s like totally different, like totally.
It is a symbol of the nonsense and idiocy that comes along with the play-police being promoted to big jobs with big paychecks. Whether or not it was the play-commander's idea, she at the very least had to approve it, so it made sense to her. Fucking ridiculous!
This is something that a grade school teacher would put up on the classroom bulletin board, not on the wall of a professional institution like a police department. I wonder what desk dollie thought this one up? I would be embarrassed to have my name or photo on the wall in this silly stunt. It just goes to show you that the leaders of this department either are too stupid to know what is killing morale or just don't care. Let me list the ways; phony merit promotions, politics and preferences within all areas of the department, the ACLU, threats of excessive punishments for any slight slip ups, becoming the next YouTube sensation, aggressive lawyers looking to hang you for just about anything, absolutely dumb/stupid/ridiculous leadership, COPA with an ax to grind, a room full of monday morning quarterbacks. I could go on, but you get the drift. By the way, a Canadian study in showing that the " grinding profession of policing" is effecting the perception and judgement of cops and they believe cops need more support from their departments and more de-stressing, not more judgement and punishments. Interesting.
I want the ability to "thumb up" these priceless comments. Time to upgrade SC.
More and more exempt rank stupidity, no wonder CPD is the laughing stock of policing countrywide,thanks to nonsense like this! On an important note to you Rahm-Toni_kimmy_Tommy look at this picture and say "If I had a daughter!"
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-chicago-shootings-violence-20180508-story.html
Look closely, because your policies are directly responsible for parents going to the morgue,the hospital,and for the innocent people being beat,maimed,killed,on the streets of Chicago that your all totally responsible for! You pander to the thugs,coddle illegal criminals throwing tax money by the billions at them, you bastardize police who only want to do their very best!
Every last 1 of you elected democrats are doing everything you can to let the animals that do this roam freely,and then you will have how many organizations go after police to destroy their reputations,lose their jobs, sacrifice bank accounts,and some lose their freedom! Then the officers get 24/7 beat up on by the dishonest,slanted media, and some wonder why the suntimes is rapidly folding and the Tribune is on life support! Maybe just maybe the people that have had enough are slowly (Way to slowly) showing that disrespecting law and order and the rule of law are not the things to do anymore!
How about this all the violence:
After Easter shooting, Hyde Park neighbors say violent crime is on the rise
http://abc7chicago.com/hyde-park-neighbors-say-violent-crime-is-on-the-rise/3293953/
Excerpt:" I have a 13-year-old, a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old and we're encouraging them to take the bus and walk around and be independent and when someone gets shot right in front of your house, makes you a little bit worried that that's the right call as a parent."
The children cannot even walk in safety, yea Im old grew up in Chicago we walked everywhere, the criminals were arrested the police did the job, like President trump is dismantling Obamas pathetic policies the policies here need to be dismantled the only way to do this, is for the law and order people that want peace to vote every last 1 of your ilk out!
To the citizens reading this why are you not protesting in front of city hall county building and the residences of those in power,or are you happy with the murder and mayhem? Lastly support the police,you definitely need us and we need you thank you God bless everyone that supports the thin Blue line!
thats probably the most work those house mouses have done their whole career. I give them props! good team! changing hearts and minds, one joke at a time.
Is this the same district where the commander tried to wed a camel she met at the circus?
Wow, I feel so motivated now. I won’t ask for travel time to my lunch location today.
Sad sad notification LEO IVORY Chicago Finest passed away class of 87/2B Prayer Said.
But, but, DOES IT COME WITH A SUPERCOP PARKING SPOT ??????
Ghost of Cassidy, you just summed it all up right there. Not only in 003, coming to 025, but also 009, with all the traffic tactical warriors here. That quote by you is not simply hilarious, but true and sad. Well said sir!
Well, there are a few guys on tact (we all know who you are) that LOVE to be praised by this woman. Every time she sees them her words are, "did you guys get a gun today?" and they put a cheesy smile and tell her a story of how they saved the district for her ... again. *YAWN* don't worry guys, its coming for youuuu.
Signed: in the words of one of them to me "3rd watch lazy dog"
Too funny. Remember , when you make that “ one” mistake. They will throw your expendable ass under the bus. Those watered down departed awards and honorables mean nothing when Cesar/Rahm turns his thumb down.
Did Burger Queen come back???
1st, 2nd and 3rd watch GOT SO LUCKY!!!!
4th WAS GOING TO SMASH THIS CHEESY QUOTA!!!
Right through the roof!
LMFAO!!!!
Can't make this $h¡+ up!
Best way to motivate your troops is to be there! When those Officer assist calls comes in show up and help your officers! Let them know u are there for them and u want to help. Ride on shot fired calls and man with gun calls. It’s simple. Just be there! Whether u have chevrons, bars or u are a Gold Star just be there for your guys and gals!
OMG, it's sooooooooo cute! I can't even stand it. The little hat, the cape - I'm so overjoyed I feel like I'm gonna just jump out of my skin!
.... well, at least that's what the moron who came up with this is hoping everyone says. LOL.
All I want is a gold star - not an actual gold badge, but you know, one of those little stick on gold stars like you'd get in Kindergarten. Because that's what the job's become. For each ISR you bring in, you get a gold star... 5 gold stars and you can get extra nap time!
Then you can go to 219 Dearborn the Federal Court good luck
So the Commander there wants to treat the officers like kindergartners? The young officers in that district have no idea what they’re getting into, that super cop status will cost them their career. The young tact teams there are trying too hard and haven’t put their time in a beat. Young rookie officers looking for recognition and trying to get in specialized units with 2-3 years on the job. Give me a break. I’ve never worked in that district but all I hear is bad stuff from that place. Including how much of a shithole station it is.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
And you get to park in the commanders secretaries spot for a week.
5/09/2018 04:28:00 AM
No, they would never do that. Secretary would straighten commander out real quick if that was ever offered
You will notice special ED will never ask for his troops to get a rasie or medical coverage!
I thought all crime is down?
Days off being cancelled more often and for every holiday. Holidays no longer mean just the actual day they cancel days off for a whole weekend.
Does special ED ask for less merits spots??? NOPE his family and friend love promotion Just like CLINE did.
So keep the gold stars on the chalk board. Show me who rights the most parking tickets.
I will ask the person who is on the board if the commander is putting them in for Homicide detective...
"I'm guessing those are dildos. The harder you work, the harder COPA will stick up your ass!"
...I was going to say lube, for when they fuck you over
Wow, funny and very sad at the same time.
Are you fucking kidding me?!
This is what our once proud dept has come to?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well, that's a really clever way of getting around a "quota." The sad part is I can see some of the new millennial coppers taking this seriously as a spirited form of competition. I wonder what it's like to work for a department that isn't run by a bunch of idiots and milksops?
5/09/2018 02:37:00 AM
They are complaining already. A completion, with a winner. Lobbying for participation awards for everyone
This is the mentality of the schoolager leftist liberal democrat.
They never really do grow beyond Kindergarten Cop...
(OT) now Eric zorn at the on life support fibune feels he can decide case law:
Laquan McDonald's past has no place in Jason Van Dyke's trial
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/zorn/ct-perspec-zorn-laquan-mcdonald-jason-vandyke-lynch-history-20180508-story.html
Sorry to tell you idiot, background is completely relevant in cases especially when a police officer was brought up on charges, not based on anything more than political expediency! Remember Eric the police bosses who read everything, examined everything signed off good shoot, then the winds of politics rolled in! Then the dishonest media jumped in on the bashing and now we have this situation Eric! No wonder the Suntimes is almost gone begging for subscribers and your paper how it doin?
Also No protection from FOP
No I have your back from brass
No fund raiser because you were a stupid cop
No merit protection
Who cares. Let the super cop wannabes do what they want to do. When the department screws them over then they have no one to blame but themselves. Don't even bother asking me to buy a 10-1 benefit ticket for you.
Well at least now you will know not to partner with.
O.T. 015th District 3rd Watch
A few days ago there was a vehicle pursuit in 015. The dispatcher asks what was the reason for the pursuit. The tactical super hero says: "possible uuw".
There is no such thing as "possible uuw", 'possible robbery', "possible car jacking", etc. But the bosses in 015 allow this sort of shit all the time. Why?
But, but I thought setting goals was illegal. And yet there they are in full color for all to see, what a fool. FOP reaction was? Probably none to busy planning for next pizza party, you know the important stuff first.
I hope this is a joke.
A trip to 219 S Dearborn nice
Whoever put that up is a fucking Imbecile. Oh Wait, a C/O's idea??
Like I said.......
Looks like a stall front from one of those small town
traveling carnivals
Where are the clowns and the shaving cream pies?
Anonymous said...
Well, that's a really clever way of getting around a "quota." The sad part is I can see some of the new millennial coppers taking this seriously as a spirited form of competition. I wonder what it's like to work for a department that isn't run by a bunch of idiots and milksops?
5/09/2018 02:37:00 AM
Not only take it seriously, but put it on their resume.
DH of 017 is a super salesman cop! Top honors for t-shirt sales!
Anonymous Ghost of Cassidy said...
Ahhhh reminds me of the ole laff a limpics cartoon. I can imagine this coming to 025 and teams of buffoons running around gathering activity at the behest of escamerit, thus pleasing the overlord. The first event will be the tactical relay where tact cars will see how many paper jobs they can pass around to the watch so they can continue the hunt for the elusive one rock in the sock arrest. Gold medal in that event is allowed to wear his backwards hat and tight jeans during Memorial Day weekend while all others are damned to wear that awful blue shirt and possibly be mistaken for someone who has a working pen. 2nd will be the tvb long toss were the winner will be declared by how many suspended or no dl long forms they can do in an hour. No chance here as SAT and the rest those hard workers have already mastered the art of that. The motto goes a long form tvb a day keeps getting radio jobs on the scary watch away. Now my favorite is every winner and those able to find the golden ISR ticket will be invited to Escamerit 's meritorious factory where you'll be given the grand tour of his career. Each room will feature a glorious point in his career where our lucky winners will learn the mysterious art of the meritorious ways. Featuring such rooms as the locker filled gunapooloza. Be careful though if you choose the wrong locker to hide those pistols the Harris-o-loompa will sing his magical song and escort you out. Oompa Loompa bobbly Dee, a merit promotion is not for you and only for we. Pass through the other rooms such as the quota corner and master the many eyes of the situation room and you will find the your golden ISR has paid off to the tune of a merit bump. But beware even after all the activity trials, you will face of against officer J.K and his hounds of hell. He will fight to the death or at least take a bite from one to protect his well deserved upcoming merit spot.
Well stated and hilarious. Thanks for your time and effort in creating this post. Can't stop laughing.
So that’s why they’ve been reminding us that there are no department based quotas at my roll call the past few days...
Wheaton,ill. police Chief James F. Volpe is resigning next month to become director of the College of DuPage’s Suburban Law Enforcement Academy, which trains aspiring police officers.
Volpe, 61, will step down June 24 after more than 2½ years as chief and some 35 years working for the Wheaton Police Department.
Volpe has been an adjunct instructor at the academy, which was formed in 1994 and provides training services for officers with DuPage County police departments.
As the $100,000-a-year director of the academy, Volpe will fill the seat vacated by Ray Cordell, a former South Barrington police deputy chief who served as director for less than a year before stepping down earlier this year
chief volpe congrats and best of wishes
a friend cpd 016
police chief of wheaton retiring new director of dupage law enforcement center
best of luck just think if you were on the cpd and had no clout you would be retiring as a 9161
The fact that a P.O on this department was paid to make that is mind blowing. We are police officers right??? This is an absolute embarrassment. 003 should be ashamed
Exit the Super Cop
My unit has a Super Duper Cop award each month. Whoever has the most time on the medical wins! Any word on when we will receive our retro check? Rolling on the floor...
OT
SCC read Eric Zorn page 19 of today’s
Here is the opinion of the media. The voice of the people. And someone who sits at a desk
Who can Monday morning quarterback any law enforcement officer.
Mr. Zorn have you ever taken a ride along in a police vehicle?
Have you ever been threatened by another person within 21 feet?
Lastly have you ever seen what happens when you poor gasoline on a smoldering fire?
Where will you be when the “explosion of outrage” happens? Not out on the street as the rest of us will be?
Let the court proceeding take place on its own.
Stop adding your opinion.
It’s only to promote your reporting and paper sales.
You were not there or been in court and you have never walked in the shoes of a police officer.
Who reads? and why are you reading? The Tribune, no one reads the local rags, they are not relevant.
If a article is written and no one reads it, does it make a sound?
tutu thanked back of yards illegals for helping capture thug that shot atf agent
they were protesting the police tactics , not helping
idiot is done and doesn't know it snaggle tooth little louie is telling daughter to stay away from that dancer
A lifetime supply of Vaseline
With a bit of artistic tweaking a the top of the goal columns they could represent penises. How appropriate.
The midnight 06 strokes eat this stuff up. They love getting a Thataboy. They still actually care about writing tickets/isrs/blue cards. They have that whole "im the real police" attitude.
Then you have the future ppo strokes on midnights that want to grow up and be just like the 06 strokes.
003. what a toilet.
Itgarry is whining about light foot little baby
ot -
perhaps SCC can put this as an info post
Mike Walsh is running as the Republican candidate for Cook County Sheriff.
He needs help collecting signatures for the ballot.
He has a fb page but no website yet.
Any help he gets is appreciated.
FB page is: Michael Walsh for Cook County Sheriff
In today’s current Reverse Racist Society it doesn’t take long to go from Super Cop to Orange Jumpsuitman.
And then there is this:
https://fop7blog.org/news/2018/5/9/will-city-fire-hero-cops
Go bust your butt for this Dept., this is the real reward.
I WANT to win that Super Cop award.
I figure I will need about 40 CTA checks, maybe 100 parkers. Drop in about 5 movers and maybe an ANOV or 2.
If those impressive stats don't win, F it.
Where is the Ultimate Tactical Warrior when we need him most?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Ghost of Cassidy said...
Ahhhh reminds me of the ole laff a limpics cartoon. I can imagine this coming to 025 and teams of buffoons running around gathering activity at the behest of escamerit, thus pleasing the overlord. The first event will be the tactical relay where tact cars will see how many paper jobs they can pass around to the watch so they can continue the hunt for the elusive one rock in the sock arrest. Gold medal in that event is allowed to wear his backwards hat and tight jeans during Memorial Day weekend while all others are damned to wear that awful blue shirt and possibly be mistaken for someone who has a working pen. 2nd will be the tvb long toss were the winner will be declared by how many suspended or no dl long forms they can do in an hour. No chance here as SAT and the rest those hard workers have already mastered the art of that. The motto goes a long form tvb a day keeps getting radio jobs on the scary watch away. Now my favorite is every winner and those able to find the golden ISR ticket will be invited to Escamerit 's meritorious factory where you'll be given the grand tour of his career. Each room will feature a glorious point in his career where our lucky winners will learn the mysterious art of the meritorious ways. Featuring such rooms as the locker filled gunapooloza. Be careful though if you choose the wrong locker to hide those pistols the Harris-o-loompa will sing his magical song and escort you out. Oompa Loompa bobbly Dee, a merit promotion is not for you and only for we. Pass through the other rooms such as the quota corner and master the many eyes of the situation room and you will find the your golden ISR has paid off to the tune of a merit bump. But beware even after all the activity trials, you will face of against officer J.K and his hounds of hell. He will fight to the death or at least take a bite from one to protect his well deserved upcoming merit spot.
Well stated and hilarious. Thanks for your time and effort in creating this post. Can't stop laughing.
5/09/2018 01:44:00 PM
I second this, the IDIOTS on the Area North Saturation teams at 5555 W. Grand are a FUCKING JOKE AND EVERYONE IN 025 LAUGHS AT YOU! What the author of the above post failed to mention is that a whole team comes in on a Long Form TVB. That's right 4-8 officers walking around 025 like they made the arrest of the year. I can't believe this is what arrest are considered to be on a Saturation Team , even worse is that the Sergeants take care of these goofs like if they're bringing in Part 1 arrests. Let 28 years of experience give you young fucks a little advice. The reason bosses started allowing TVB's to hit th lock up was to take shit heads off the streets for a couple of hours, take the vehicle away from gangbangers so they couldn't do a drive by and robberies. You idiots are long forming non violent citizens, giving them a criminal record, when you should be giving them I-BONDS! Super Cops you are Not!!!!
OT: 09 MAY NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt.
Lester interviewed EJ about CPD and then concluded his story with a JVD bit where he called LaQuan MacDonald UNARMED!!! OMFG! EAT THAT PILE OF SHIT COMMAND STAFF!
Idiots in 003, especially on midnights really enjoy this type of shit. Midnights is full of 2 year wonders, tatctial barbies (most just off probation)eager to please their fraternizing sgts, with promises of tact, gang teams etc. pos just off probation coming in in their off days to “write warrants”, aka spend some time with their brass in hopes of kissing ass for a couple nights a week in the 06 car. It’s pure madness.
Whoever wrote the above comment...fucking love you. SPOT ON!!!!
I say this at least once or twice a month: Who is signing up for this job anymore? I want to hear from senior guys/gals on the job. 20 years plus. If you have kids are you pushing them to carry on the family tradition?
I can tell you that my (ex) wife and I didn't push either of her two kids to come on the job. I talked at least one of them from coming on.
I mean who in their right mind would take this job?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
And then there is this:
https://fop7blog.org/news/2018/5/9/will-city-fire-hero-cops
Go bust your butt for this Dept., this is the real reward.
5/09/2018 05:14:00 PM
Just watched the video if anyone Cpd is idiotic enough to do any police work in the jungles of Chicago please immediately seek psychiatric help!
5:30PM......
News flash. The Sgts. dont give a fuck what they bring in as long as Nagode is happy. The Sgts. kiss their ass to curry favor with him cus they’re his blow boys. In reality they think they’re puds.
Means to an end, Office.
Wake up.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Ghost of Cassidy said...
Ahhhh reminds me of the ole laff a limpics cartoon. I can imagine this coming to 025 and teams of buffoons running around gathering activity at the behest of escamerit, thus pleasing the overlord. The first event will be the tactical relay where tact cars will see how many paper jobs they can pass around to the watch so they can continue the hunt for the elusive one rock in the sock arrest. Gold medal in that event is allowed to wear his backwards hat and tight jeans during Memorial Day weekend while all others are damned to wear that awful blue shirt and possibly be mistaken for someone who has a working pen. 2nd will be the tvb long toss were the winner will be declared by how many suspended or no dl long forms they can do in an hour. No chance here as SAT and the rest those hard workers have already mastered the art of that. The motto goes a long form tvb a day keeps getting radio jobs on the scary watch away. Now my favorite is every winner and those able to find the golden ISR ticket will be invited to Escamerit 's meritorious factory where you'll be given the grand tour of his career. Each room will feature a glorious point in his career where our lucky winners will learn the mysterious art of the meritorious ways. Featuring such rooms as the locker filled gunapooloza. Be careful though if you choose the wrong locker to hide those pistols the Harris-o-loompa will sing his magical song and escort you out. Oompa Loompa bobbly Dee, a merit promotion is not for you and only for we. Pass through the other rooms such as the quota corner and master the many eyes of the situation room and you will find the your golden ISR has paid off to the tune of a merit bump. But beware even after all the activity trials, you will face of against officer J.K and his hounds of hell. He will fight to the death or at least take a bite from one to protect his well deserved upcoming merit spot.
Well stated and hilarious. Thanks for your time and effort in creating this post. Can't stop laughing.
5/09/2018 01:44:00 PM
I second this, the IDIOTS on the Area North Saturation teams at 5555 W. Grand are a FUCKING JOKE AND EVERYONE IN 025 LAUGHS AT YOU! What the author of the above post failed to mention is that a whole team comes in on a Long Form TVB. That's right 4-8 officers walking around 025 like they made the arrest of the year. I can't believe this is what arrest are considered to be on a Saturation Team , even worse is that the Sergeants take care of these goofs like if they're bringing in Part 1 arrests. Let 28 years of experience give you young fucks a little advice. The reason bosses started allowing TVB's to hit th lock up was to take shit heads off the streets for a couple of hours, take the vehicle away from gangbangers so they couldn't do a drive by and robberies. You idiots are long forming non violent citizens, giving them a criminal record, when you should be giving them I-BONDS! Super Cops you are Not!
I hope you count revoked dl's too. If so I'll definitely medal in this event and laugh while doing it. Now hurry up and take a personal so you can dodge your holding the offender at Home Depot.
Next they will have a display for the social media officer. *uckin joke of a department and whoever takes that assignment you pussy ass suckhole
I second this, the IDIOTS on the Area North Saturation teams at 5555 W. Grand are a FUCKING JOKE AND EVERYONE IN 025 LAUGHS AT YOU! What the author of the above post failed to mention is that a whole team comes in on a Long Form TVB. That's right 4-8 officers walking around 025 like they made the arrest of the year. I can't believe this is what arrest are considered to be on a Saturation Team , even worse is that the Sergeants take care of these goofs like if they're bringing in Part 1 arrests. Let 28 years of experience give you young fucks a little advice. The reason bosses started allowing TVB's to hit th lock up was to take shit heads off the streets for a couple of hours, take the vehicle away from gangbangers so they couldn't do a drive by and robberies. You idiots are long forming non violent citizens, giving them a criminal record, when you should be giving them I-BONDS! Super Cops you are Not!!!!
Ahhh the salty 28 year bastard that no one will ever miss or remeber when he leaves...
Something that you would see on romper room. Next week we can work on coloring inside the lines. You gotta love snowflakes...
003. what a toilet.
5/09/2018 04:46:00 PM
003 has always been a toilet, with racist commanders for starters, then go on to lazy racist desk crews. And, I worked there in the mid 90's and then was a guest now and then into the 2000's.
The Trib is staffed with more then one idiot and racist, police bashers and constant bashers of Trump and all who have supported him.
Rather be a super trooper any day, LT Dangle
A huge “Atta Boy” to Rahms Detail for not wearing just a wire but wearing wires. That’s ballsy and finally people are standing up to a tyrant.
I second this, the IDIOTS on the Area North Saturation teams at 5555 W. Grand are a FUCKING JOKE AND EVERYONE IN 025 LAUGHS AT YOU! What the author of the above post failed to mention is that a whole team comes in on a Long Form TVB. That's right 4-8 officers walking around 025 like they made the arrest of the year. I can't believe this is what arrest are considered to be on a Saturation Team , even worse is that the Sergeants take care of these goofs like if they're bringing in Part 1 arrests. Let 28 years of experience give you young fucks a little advice. The reason bosses started allowing TVB's to hit th lock up was to take shit heads off the streets for a couple of hours, take the vehicle away from gangbangers so they couldn't do a drive by and robberies. You idiots are long forming non violent citizens, giving them a criminal record, when you should be giving them I-BONDS! Super Cops you are Not!!!!
Hey dummy policing is over. So if the goofs want to do a non sense tvb let them. Arrests all over the city are non sense.
It only took one time for this dept to whack my pee pee and that cured me of any delusions of grandeur or real police work for that matter. Common sense has a certain way of worming its way into the brain but only if you sense something is happening otherwise those that don't notice it are lost forever.
Civilian here, just curious, why the mentions about the Burger King lady?
Very very sad.
I work in a neighboring district, gonna stop in and see if it's still up when I return to work. I want to say that this is fucking funny. I can't because it's actually extremely embarrassing and sad. To the idiot that allows their picture to hang here, I have a feeling you will be immortalized forever in the CPD and SCC. Hey remember that supercop from 003? What a tool!
Anonymous said...
My unit has a Super Duper Cop award each month. Whoever has the most time on the medical wins! Any word on when we will receive our retro check? Rolling on the floor...
5/09/2018 03:14:00 PM
W.C. in 001. Been on the medical/IOD 3 times since he got there in May or JUne of 2016, for a total of almost a year (his career total is stellar!!). Yet "he's not a medical roll abuser."
Well Clark your next stop won’t be the Fortess of Solitude. It will be to the phantom zone(federal building) and the bars are made of kryptonite. Signed Jor-el
Ultimate Tactical Warrior you ask? Sometimes I wear cargo pants sometimes I wear jeans
I have had this shrine in my locker since 2000
Hennessy Playwright. Where are you?
Long form tvb’s look good especially when they’re in a zone designated for a SAVM mission. No more than 2 officers allowed in the station for a long form tvb for central sat teams (unless 3 p.o.’s are on one car) It looks good for the commanders at compstat. Their reasoning: “we possibly saved another person from getting shot while they were in our lock up for a couple hours.” And to the idiot saying they should be getting I-Bonds- they still get I-Bonds when they get out of the back when their prints clear you stupid ass. Clearly you’ve worked 28yrs inside because if you didn’t you would know they still get I-Bonds. And to mention part 1 arrests? HA! I highly doubt you even know what those are considering that you don’t know that long form tvb offenders still get I-Bonds. Don’t hate on these kids that are trying to make it just because you could never make it past an early start car on 3rd watch.
Some Districts have a nifty little chart that every once in a while gets mentioned at roll calls that shows ISRs written by beat and watch. Beat officers assigned to a beat are subtly encouraged not to have zeros if they like their car. Sounds like a quota to me. I don't know why they would push this, specially on something that can get officers jammed up like ISRS. No means no.
I wish I worked in 3 so my picture can be up there every period. My kindergarten teacher would be so proud. I never got my picture up on the wall like the other kids. This is my chance...
.
Prizes include:
free ACLU interview;
new pad of paper to list your assets;
subpoenas with your name highlighted (suitable for framing);
special appearances at the Federal Building.
** convenient payment plans for punitive judgements **
Lol. They're not referring to Clara Peller, (RIP). But instead, a totally different Burger King Lady.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Long form tvb’s look good especially when they’re in a zone designated for a SAVM mission. No more than 2 officers allowed in the station for a long form tvb for central sat teams (unless 3 p.o.’s are on one car) It looks good for the commanders at compstat. Their reasoning: “we possibly saved another person from getting shot while they were in our lock up for a couple hours.” And to the idiot saying they should be getting I-Bonds- they still get I-Bonds when they get out of the back when their prints clear you stupid ass. Clearly you’ve worked 28yrs inside because if you didn’t you would know they still get I-Bonds. And to mention part 1 arrests? HA! I highly doubt you even know what those are considering that you don’t know that long form tvb offenders still get I-Bonds. Don’t hate on these kids that are trying to make it just because you could never make it past an early start car on 3rd watch.
You fucking idiot, that's exactly my point, these idiots on AN SAT Teams are long forming grandma/grandpa, moms with children, working stiffs, etc... and they spend several hours in lockup and get an IR# for DWLS. That's not who DWLS long forming were meant for, if that's what you consider an arrest for a unit that is suppose curtails violence in 011, 015, and 025 again YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT! God I can't stand motherfuckers hired after 2000 , neither can the desk crews on 2nd and 3rd watch. They just love processing the paper work for these violent TVB offender arrests😂😂😂
My kids know very little about what Dad does for the CPD. Nothing CPD related in my home. They (teens) are told they have no other option but to achieve a bachelor's degree and/or beyond and to bail from Illinois. Sorry folks (people) it's just a job, nothing more. Sadly, this year they will also be banned from visiting downtown with their pals. I can't risk it any longer. >25
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A huge “Atta Boy” to Rahms Detail for not wearing just a wire but wearing wires. That’s ballsy and finally people are standing up to a tyrant.
5/09/2018 10:28:00 PM
Is that why the commander "your sin is the color of your skin" left abruptly but still got commanders pension being a 9161 patrolman? Did he see this coming? Smart man BT
To the idiot on one of the many bogus units, might want to stop bragging about time theft.
Cpd, a joke across the country.
how many full duty police are hiding inside commanders office , caps office , review office and other no show ghost foot posts , cars with no activity
special ed knows it , can't even control the way female exempts disregard grooming and uniform standards
😂😂😂😂😂
Instead of the childish display, a dunk tank would be much more appropriate.
What a freaken JOKE!!!!!
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