Don't Make us Laugh Ed
- Chicago police superintendent Eddie Johnson reportedly told local media Tuesday that the Chicago Police Department will pursue a case against "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett if it turns out Smollett filed a false police report alleging a late night attack.
We turned on the news just the other day and the anchors were claiming (again) that police had found MORE video of the area where the "attack" allegedly occurred. And it showed.....
- nothing
We're getting updates faster than Special Ed, and it's all the same - nothing. The dog-and-pony show is continuing until such time as they can plausibly close the incident without any political fallout.
The D-unit has been reduced to this:
The D-unit has been reduced to this:
- Police say they’re trying to determine the origin of the rope that was used in the alleged attack. Detectives are looking into where it came from or where it may have been purchased.
Can anyone remember this type of effort being spent on any other simple battery, even if it had a "hate crime" element attached to it? For pete's sake, he even brought a sandwich home ON VIDEO after supposedly suffering this horrible attack that broke (or bruised) his ribs. And he's still not cooperating by letting detectives see his phone.
We'd be surprised if anyone even gets a Disorderly Conduct fine assessed.
We'd be surprised if anyone even gets a Disorderly Conduct fine assessed.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
60 Comments:
If they're checking his stuff for say a Home Depot receipt the D-unit may be on to something.
If they do charge him all I want is him to get billed for the hours of CPD time and a public apology for setting race relations in the US back. That would be more than enough punishment IMO.
Maybe he fought them off with his "club" sandwich.
Help me! I've fallen down. I can't get up, because I'm laughing so hard!
The building where the alleged victim lives in is a hotel, condo style building.
In most of the bathrooms or laundry areas you will find the retractable clothes line for drying of clothes.
They are there but no one wants to mention they cannot search the victims apartment to see if his laundry line is cut?
Eddie cut his balls off now he cut his throat. By fronting for this goofy actor?
Ok, as I pointed out in a previous post— in federal it was revealed that the FBI literally knows the GPS coordinates of every person who has a cellphone in their pocket down to the the second of each day. Why is Kidney Bean letting Smoillet make an ass out of him? Ask the FBI if anyone was remotely near him while he did any of this to himself. But hey Kidney Bean assign an entire detective class to this case— they will just be wasting resources to come up with squat
While this case is looking more like a Grinder "date" gone wrong, the case of a real despicable "hate crime " perpetrated by several blacks against a mentally challenged white male seems to have fallen into the leftist narrative memory hole.
Maybe he was front running some plots from Empire.
Subpoena those scripts. Smollett has shit for brains
and/or a crooked agent. This bullshit LGBTQ stuff,
Smollet, you give it a bad name. You are a disgrace
to your "community." And you betrayed your community
and sold them out to advance your career. Hey, if ya don't
have the acting chops, there's the hate crime angle.
BTW, the rope and bleach thing aren't even LGBTQ stuff.
You betrayed the black community to advance your career.
I have lost all confidence in the Chicago Police Department and the FBI if either of those departments allow this story to fade away.
IS THERE NO ONE HONEST OR BRAVE ENOUGH TO CALL THE MEDIA AND TELL THEM WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING? Ron Elgas has been pretty good on Twitter. I got suspended for my comments there. Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown did an update. Who else???????????????
NO HONEST MEN LEFT.
Come on who is kidding who the D unit looking to solve a crime. Wont happen unless the responsible parties have a epiphany and turn themselves in.
I am not sure I would want to touch his phone. Who knows where it has been?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Cue up Louden Wainwright III
This lie costs the city well over a $100,000 and climbing. It also created more hate and divide when it never happened. He should serve jail time
Maybe Barney Fife can make a moulage, like he did when the guy put the shoes on the cow!
Match up the foot prints, round up the suspects, Case Closed!
Where the fucking rope came from?? Give me a fucking break!
Another slap in the face to the hardworking men and women of the Chicago Police Department by the meritoriously over-promoted command staff of the Chicago Police Department.
The hits just keep on coming.
It's too late SCC. The narrative is out there and has thus become fact. Any "no finding" conlusion will be ridiculed and shown as another example of the racist, incompetent CPD.
Special Ed might be right to just drag this out as long as possible
Citizen here.... Can't the police get his phone records? If he lied, he should be held liable. These phony "hate crimes" are becoming more frequent lately since the media loves sensational bullshit, and objective, verifiable facts are no longer a part of journalism.
I hate people in Hollywood. They all have drank the same coolaid. Everyone there is sympathizing with this Smollett liar. What a childish stunt to make it look like racism is rampid in Chicago. The only racist to come out of this story is Smollett himself. All just to get publicity. Charge his ass.
This city will drop all charges for an alleged, phony, made-up hate crime. All the hours already spent pursuing this bogus hoax will slide away and never be mentioned again. Only in Chicago...
Good God, I’m not a cop, and knew it was fake all along
Oh, I know where the rope came from. Let me tell you a story of a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer who kept his family fed. Oops, wrong story. Really, ya see, there were these really redneck looking fellows walking about in 20 below weather, one of them had denim trousers that were a bit on the large size so he had the trousers held up with cord that came from the wash line in his ma's yard in the holler. When he came to shitcago for a hootenannie, he brought the rope with him since his Louis Vuitton belt was dirty from cleaning out the hog waller.
Oops, wrong story.............. The rope came from the mystical world of bull shit that resides in the cesspool minds of leftist a- holes.
Juicy got into a minor scuffle (either over sex or drugs or something) and made up the whole story. Originally, he was only trying to fool his older lover. Older lover made him report it. Juicy called old lover's bluff, and went all in.
C'mon...Someone who's involved with this Bull Shit investigation, please us all know it NEVER HAPPENED....Thank-You in advance......
How many hours of OT have there been on this case? Inquiring minds want to know.....
your fearless leader is patiently waiting for the useful idiots to shut the fuck up already.
so this can go away quietly.
But would congressman rush allow it? I thought he was requesting the fbi to investigate the alleged incident?
It was a total hoax manufactured by the "D" list celebrity.
Jussie was the exceptionally brave fighting off his attackers with his footlong.
Anonymous said...
Ok, as I pointed out in a previous post— in federal it was revealed that the FBI literally knows the GPS coordinates of every person who has a cellphone in their pocket down to the the second of each day. Why is Kidney Bean letting Smoillet make an ass out of him? Ask the FBI if anyone was remotely near him while he did any of this to himself. But hey Kidney Bean assign an entire detective class to this case— they will just be wasting resources to come up with squat
2/10/2019 12:49:00 AM
Brother you have no clue how GPS works. What you suggest is not possible
I’m glad thy are spednding this much time on it. Collect that $$$ detectives and then city charge the cost to the actor once it’s found to be a false report. (Wishful thinking). That incident just bought some det’s Kid a new pool this summer.
Round up the usual suspects and check all the rope stores in the area. Now off to the Idiotmobile. ♠️
polygraph the fool and his manager, if they refuse UNFOUNDED
The video better have audio or Crimesa Foxx won't prosecute she needs to be impeached for incompetence
Eddie Johnson please show the video tape of Jessie Smollett in the bar then we all will see this nothing but BULL SHIT. He needs to be arrested for a false police report!
What a massive waste of resources!
Even if it really happened as the D-list celebrity claims, this is an amazing amount of effort being expended for a simple assault. I wonder how the families of people murdered this month feel about the relatively few resources are being used to bring a murderer to justice.
SpecialEd and his promise of Fullest extent of the law coming down by Election Day?
This will cause his cousin at CCSA to have a hissy fit so all is on hold until PigWrinkle campaign advisors can spin it.
Swollett may see a $100 ANOV and he’ll still get it tossed.
I still,think he’ll pull an EscaMerit and say it was all for “research” with plenty of “mental note taking” for an upcoming episode of his failing character on a failing show.
And the ultra liberal 42nd Ward Streeterville MAGA community the will buy it.
Still waiting for cellaphone records?
The tolerant, diverse, welcoming Social media platforms and Cricket wireless probably bleach bit all Swollett’s accounts at his behest.
Because they can.
And yes, Subway will name a sammich in his honor - you heard it here first.
Is that accurate that he made it home with his sandwich intact?
That's why they call it race....
It's a rat race, it never ends, sometimes it's a game,
sometimes you die still running
cult of personality, and it makes me sick...
acting out from suppressed memories of childhood trauma....
being treated for stress...lines got blurred between acting and
real life....my baby didn't mean to hurt nobody
ya gonna need a background check for that Hershey bar,
show ya driver's license and sign for rope and bleach, but
pot be free if ya say ya been on harder stuff...
that madman Adolph ordered books to be burned, and after
he died we thought things could get no worse...
"he even brought a sandwich home ON VIDEO after supposedly suffering this horrible attack that broke (or bruised) his ribs"
Maybe he was hungry.
Since this case is so impotant, gets a warrant for his phone.
@2/10 @8:07AM...LMAO Thanks for that.
very interesting case it reminds me of that quote from that retired 025 gallows reporter
" if the ears dont fit you must acquit"
Jussie just LOVES his Subway sandwiches.
He told those racist MAGA attackers,” I’ll give you my Footlong when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!”
Anonymous said...
Ok, as I pointed out in a previous post— in federal it was revealed that the FBI literally knows the GPS coordinates of every person who has a cellphone in their pocket down to the the second of each day. Why is Kidney Bean letting Smoillet make an ass out of him? Ask the FBI if anyone was remotely near him while he did any of this to himself. But hey Kidney Bean assign an entire detective class to this case— they will just be wasting resources to come up with squat
2/10/2019 12:49:00 AM
Brother you have no clue how GPS works. What you suggest is not possible
Don't dismiss this out of hand.
The cell service providers can locate your phone within about 50 feet by the cell signal. The GPS just adds accuracy.
Turn off the GPS or put the phone in airplane mode and that silences everything. ...
Yeah, right.
Just because your operating system tells you it is off doesn't mean it is.
If you're doing something where there is any possible reasons not wanting to be tracked, leave the phone behind. Or turn it off and put it in a metal box or wrap in foil.
Hahahahahaha
https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=302195217319699&id=226131044926117
Juicy Smellit is a big ol' drama queen...
Off topic, for those of you who check your work email, did you happen to see the “thank you” email from Michelle Gallardo of ABC 7 news?
I’ll summarize it for those who didn’t see it, she was on scene covering a fire at 71st and Indiana when apparently one of the community members repeatedly threatened to shoot her and the ABC7 crew. She goes on to say that the community member was then arrested by CPD. She wanted to express gratitude to the CPD for having their backs. When I first read the brief thank you email, I thought it was a very nice gesture, and I still do. But as I continued to think on it, I couldn’t help but think of a few things. One of them being, they, like most mainstream media, shit all over us all the time on local and national news and portray police to be the devil that is ruining the city and country. But now when we “have their backs”, we don’t get thanked publicly, we get a private email that no one other than the CPD officers who check their emails will see. But we constantly get shit on publicly. When you do something good, get a behind the scenes little pat on the head while they simultaneously publicly demonize you. I don’t know Michelle Gallardos political views or views on the police, maybe she’s a very nice woman who is supportive of police, but the thought still crossed my mind. And finally, if she ever comes across this post, but I won’t think so highly of myself to think she will, it has nothing to do with “having your backs” because I can tell you undoubtedly most police do not like the media. It has nothing to do with “having your back” it’s just what we do, it’s out job. We arrest a lot of people and risk our lives for people who don’t give a shit about us. It has nothing to do with “having your backs”, we protect people, even those we don’t like, by locking up the bad people, it’s what we do. In the words of General Mattis “we are not the perfect guys, but we are the good guys”. I just wish she and others would publicly make that point instead of doing it privately, we could use all the help we can get. To those officers on scene, as always, great job, and be safe.
Is that accurate that he made it home with his sandwich intact?
2/10/2019 01:56:00 PM
Yes, and he also made it home with his phone. He was lucky, huh?
That is the equivalent of winning the mega-millions, the powerball and being struck by lightning four times all on the same day.
Let me tell you a story of a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer who kept his family fed.
2/10/2019 08:07:00 AM
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, BARELY kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Maybe Smollett is trying to gain publicity and sympathy in an attempt to become the host of the Oscars this year.
Chicago PD has released an enhanced picture of the two individuals they seek to question in the Smollette case.
http://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/bestnewyearever.html
It's becoming more apparent that this Jussie Smollett incident will be Chicago's version of the NYPD's Tawana Brawley hoax.
It even has some of the same race hustlers and perpetrators of fake news.
The lie becomes the truth, and then becomes a lie again.
Another drunken drug induced date gone wrong so let's makeup some bs so out there story to gain publicity for my boring tv show.Yeah that's it Waist of time there Clueless Ed. Now bang the dets when they tell you it's all nothing. No keep looking for the rope store.If that's what you said your has fucked up as he is. Call it a day and lock him up
somebody. anybody. please leak the facts to media who will listen and broadcast/publish. fuck eddie. fuck rahm.
Well, whats going on with the Smollet, BS; attack. Throw another dozen dicks at it,hell make it the class project for the next dick training class they will need experience handling phony reports.
https://www.conservativedailynews.com/2019/02/report-chicago-police-say-smolletts-story-is-very-likely-not-true/
https://nypost.com/2019/02/11/jussie-smolletts-neighbors-cast-doubt-on-his-attack-story/
I hate to scoop you here, but the CPD has just released an actual video of the actual attack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ9T2HoBTTo
Enjoy!
Local CBS TV station just reported that a news crew found a bottle containing what smelled like bleach near where this supposed attached was alleged to have occurred and that they turned it over to CPD. Any truth to this?
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