Attempt Murder Charge (UPDATE)
- A 38-year-old man recently paroled on a weapons conviction was ordered held without bail Thursday after being charged with attempted murder in connection with an election-night shootout with police in South Shore.
Wait. A parolee? For a weapon's conviction? We didn't think that those types were allowed to own guns. Did something change? Or once again, did the Law fail to stop someone determined to break it?
- Flamingo Jones has been charged with attempted first-degree murder of a police officer. He appeared in court in the Leighton Criminal Court Building in a wheelchair, wearing hospital scrubs.
Wait. Flamingo? Seriously - Flamingo? HAHAHAHAHA!
- An officer caught up to Jones on foot, saw him holding a gun and ordered him to drop it, Santini said; instead, Jones fled through a gangway. When Jones jumped over a fence while still holding the gun, the officer chasing him “feared for his life” and fired, but did not strike him, Santini said.
The officer later saw Jones emerge from a gangway onto Bennett Avenue, still holding the gun, Santini said.
Jones raised the gun toward the officer and the officer fired at Jones again, Santini said. Jones fell, fired at the plainclothes officer, then at uniformed officers arriving at the scene, Santini said. Those officers fired back; Jones, shot in his feet, was taken into custody, Santini said. A gun was found nearby.
Wait. Shot in the feet? Well, he's going to have a lot of practice living up to his name standing on one leg, switching back and forth. No bail either, which is a nice change.
Nice shooting officers.
UPDATE: Somebody in the comment section said that we're mispronouncing his name:
Nice shooting officers.
UPDATE: Somebody in the comment section said that we're mispronouncing his name:
- I think it’s pronounced "Flamin’ go."
Labels: shooting
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
56 Comments:
Flamingo Jones, wouldn't he be a flight risk?
Will Flamingo be able to dance the Flamenco???
He was in disbelief when the judge said no bail that he turned pink
Flamingo...he identifies as a shitbird.
This is PRICELESS !!!! Flamingo was shot in the feet ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! What I really want to onow is who the hell names their son Flamingo ???? At least A Boy Named Sue had a reason
Charges must have been approved while Kimmmm was still out of town, mingling with the Oscar partiers. Somebody's going to be in trouble.
Shot in the feet.
Low shots indicate poor training.
When you're cpd you have to make those 30 rnds a year practice count.
30 bullets a year practice...
A major metropolitan city police department.
WTF ?
The flamingo/feet thing was hilarious !!!
Perhaps Prikwinkle and Fart know CPD doesnt want to work anymore, so in order to keep the ASA'S with a job, he released criminals KNOWING they would be back soon enough, since these scumbags dont know what law abiding means. Its a win win for the Tinkle, Fart and ASA"S. The release made them look good and now that the assholes are getting locked up again, ASA'a and judges are finally doing whats right! Who are the jagoffs going to blame now for their incarceration...Burge? Good job officers and everyone stay safe out there.
Flamingo Jones has been charged with attempted first-degree murder of a police officer. He appeared in court in the Leighton Criminal Court Building in a wheelchair, wearing hospital scrubs.
When interviewed by local media, his parents Ibises and Sandgrouse commented that he was in the process of trying to straighten up and fly right...
Younger brother of Basketball.
I can’t stop laughing, only in Chicago. Thankfully the officers are ok.
Flamingo "peg leg" jones used to strut but now walks like a duck. Good work by arresting officers who all went home safe and made a great pinch.
Lmao. Brilliant. And you can't make this shit up.
did he get that name from his fellow guests at the greybar estates NOtel?
fuk dat
I also would be in a 24\7 murderous rage if my first name was Flamingo.
His FOID card was revoked while in prison.... not
Shot in the foot what the fuck !
I have always adored pink flamingos. I would never name a child that though. Mama must have hated him.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Shoot out with Chicago Police - horrible. So why can’t get that name out of my head??? Flamingo - gotta love “the community”.
Maybe he wants to go back to prison because he afraid of who’s going to be the next mayor.
I think it’s pronounced flamin’ go.
Sounds like a character from STARSKY AND HUTCH. Glad all Officers are well.
Flamingo? That's worse than a Boy Named Sue. His sister is probably named La'Flamingo. Just got to be. Now you see why some countries have to approve the name the idiot parents give the poor kid.
Wait. Shot in the feet? Well, he's going to have a lot of practice living up to his name standing on one leg.
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SCC. BRAVO! I've told you guys before, you could be comedy writers. Thank God this time I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.
Bitch ain't gonna run no mo
I thought it was hysterical when I arrested somebody named PEBBLES. SCC, you should ask your readers for the funniest names of the people they've locked up. It'd make for a good read, I'm sure. Flamingo. As a retired resident of Florida now, I find that TRULY insulting to the real Flamingos. Well, I guess there's a bad bird in every flock...which explains why he was exiled to the freezing north! Too. Damn. Funny SCC.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Shot in the feet.
Low shots indicate poor training.
When you're cpd you have to make those 30 rnds a year practice count.
30 bullets a year practice...
A major metropolitan city police department.
WTF ?
3/01/2019 12:28:00 AM
Maybe his feet were shot mid-air like when the road runner runs, or maybe that's a new police technique, like shooting out tires.
Feet shots stopped him in his tracks.
Anonymous said...
Younger brother of Basketball.
Thanks for the chuckle. Sadly, this joke was lost on 3/4 of the audience.
Is his nickname “ Vegas” or “ bugsy ”?
Priceless cop humor.
Hasn’t got a leg to stand on
when asked if had anything to say he said, "i'm a peacock you gotta let me fly!"
Flamingo!!!!! Taco Burrito King would have been better then that!
send this "Biachi" down to Florida to complete his DOC sentence!
We have a few weeks period where we will get proper charges from the ASA's. Mr Taxwinkle doesn't want any bad pub until the election. We'll take what we can get.....
His wife told him to stop acting like a flamingo.. so he had to put his foot down.
Was GMAc the only candidate to call out criminal prosecution, albeit mildly?
Doesn’t seem the fearful public were fully aware or informed enough of these crime waves and judiciary leniencies.
How the hell was any of these failed candidates going to clean up crime again?
Leaving it all up to StupidIntended Special Ed was a complete success, ask him or Rahm.
Real tough on those gun laws and criminals aren’t they.
Sanctuary City Chicago Cook County Illinois only plan is to take away all the guns and tax the everlovin’ shit out of the law abiding citizen.
All this gun control and yet the pugnacious feral urban predator is still repeating their crimes.
Don’t plan on Mayor-2-B Prickwrinkle or LightLoafer to change anything in the restorative justice mandate and they certainly don’t want anyone pulling out that roscoe on any feral either.
(The Flamingo Kid - 1984 starred Matt Dillon)
OT
Bloomberg Businessweek (online), Mar. 1, 2019, 12:24 PM
"America's Cities Are Running on Software from the '80s"
Baltimore (Police Dept.)
ISSUE: The system for storing and tracking crime reports
is more than 20 years old, doesn't comply with the national
incident reporting system, and can't link to other databases.
Upgrade cost: $4M
this stuff really writes itself sometimes, doesn't it?
I locked up a dude named Yahey Yahey and another named Victory Island Jr
Uterus Jackson!
Pronounced by his mama in court as
You-tear-us
Can’t make shit like this up folks ( or people)!
So, after searching my arrestee and not finding any I.D. , I sit down at the computer and ask dude “spell your last name” and he says “J O N E S” and then I said “spell your first name” and he says “R O N A L D”. I
Asked him if he had a middle initial and he says “A”. So I type it into the arrest report and said to him “so, your name is Ronald A. Jones” and he says to me “ how did you know?”. True story
Diet Coke through my nose on the Flamingo/Feet.
In the early 1980 I locked up a guy name Fleetwood Cadillac you can't make up this shit !
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT
Bloomberg Businessweek (online), Mar. 1, 2019, 12:24 PM
"America's Cities Are Running on Software from the '80s"
Baltimore (Police Dept.)
ISSUE: The system for storing and tracking crime reports
is more than 20 years old, doesn't comply with the national
incident reporting system, and can't link to other databases.
Upgrade cost: $4M
3/01/2019 01:03:00 PM
Only 4M? That would be a bargain around here. Here, they get the bid at 4M then overrun it until it hits around 20M.
Re: Charges must have been approved while Kimmmm was still out of town, mingling with the Oscar partiers. Somebody's going to be in trouble.
3/01/2019 12:26:00 AM
The WOL made sure he was charged with multiple counts. Each victim got a charge attached. Just like getting charged separately for 16 shots.
A sad but somewhat funny story.
"Clemmie Shot Laplose" was a byline I remember from 1988, difficult to laugh because he's the asshole who murdered officer Irma Ruiz a mother of 4. He also murdered John Van Dyke (age 40) who was working at an auto parts store. Not sure of any relationship.
As a "hobby" a friend and I use to spend hours on the phone reading the Chicago phone book. She would take the last name of "Washington" and I would take "Peoples" for example. "Flim" and "Alabaster" stand out as does "Hurdestine" but "Flamingo" beats them both. Oddly enough after the numerals, but before the street name, in their addresses there was usually a "S."
As a side bar.... there was a character on a Miami Vice episode (Junk Love) named "'Ivory Jones,'" played by Miles Davis....
True story: best shithead name from an old CCJ inmate printout: SHITLIPS, FULLY BLOWN.
Well he's no different then every other asshole that shot at me...or us. Or any other asshole that carried illegally or pulled a gun on Police.
I guess the name bears some importance. But really they cloned these assholes in the '60s and now there are herds of them walking around like a scene out of The Walking Dead.
Not his fault at all. What kind of a mood would be in with the name Flamingo.
Learned to fight early in life with that name.
There was a "Harry Sack" in the Chicago phonebook in the 70s.
had an ins agent friend that had a customer named mr. jizz! worked at the city with guys with first names of cleveland and lawyer. weird but not as funny as mr shitlips posted above lol.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I locked up a dude named Yahey Yahey and another named Victory Island Jr
3/01/2019 04:53:00 PM
I can confirm the Victory Island. There's now a III ... also, his full name is Victory Pearl Harbor Island.
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