28 Days Left
24 homicides short of 500 (per HeyJackass.com - the only place with trustworthy stats.)
Can it be done?
That HQ deployment strategy lasted all of one day, so someone is thinking it wouldn't make a difference.
Can it be done?
That HQ deployment strategy lasted all of one day, so someone is thinking it wouldn't make a difference.
Labels: stats
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
17 Comments:
I hear Chalkie is planning his Xmas vacation here so yes we can!
500! That is an outrage!
490... 499... Meh, what the fuck. Sounds good, no issue. So it is.
Marshall Field Gardens needs to kick in some .
28 bodies appear on the wall
28 bodies appear
Whack one down
Kick it around
27 bodies appear on the wall....
The only reliable indicator (barometer if you will) is Officer Weather.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
A low or zero days for cold weather, could be made up with a multiple homicide or two , plus it is the "holidays". This is going to be close. The water cooler "pools" must be filling up pretty good, as 500 is such a figure to shoot at.
New Years eve should take y'all over the top. Sent from sunny, peaceful Flawida.
If an arctic cold front hits for the next four weeks we might not make 500!
Right now they’re too busy shoplifting and purse snatching on michigan Ave. throw in the CTA antics as well.
we can do this.
Fourth Running of the SpecialEd 500 �� - Dec. 23, 2019.
The Right Man for the Right Time™️ past performance
(give or take 1-2 depending on source)
2016 - 765
2017 - 653
2018 - 565
2019 - 476...so far.
What is the homicide and Agg. Batt: Handgun clearance rate?
Groot declared that anything after 480 is automatically a death investigation. 500 is not allowed!
Math works out to 554 for the year, but then there is the weather to consider . . .
What does it matter??
476 right now, close enough.
Wear it, U goof LightHead.
The head honchos are shitting in their pants to keep the murders under 500. They will do anything to keep it that way too.
Anonymous said...
Marshall Field Gardens needs to kick in some .
12/03/2019 12:49:00 AM
But then 018 PO's would have to stop writing parkers and work for real.
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