Tuesday, December 03, 2019

28 Days Left

24 homicides short of 500 (per HeyJackass.com - the only place with trustworthy stats.)

Can it be done?

That HQ deployment strategy lasted all of one day, so someone is thinking it wouldn't make a difference.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Chalkie is planning his Xmas vacation here so yes we can!

12/03/2019 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500! That is an outrage!

490... 499... Meh, what the fuck. Sounds good, no issue. So it is.

12/03/2019 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marshall Field Gardens needs to kick in some .

12/03/2019 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

28 bodies appear on the wall

28 bodies appear

Whack one down

Kick it around

27 bodies appear on the wall....

12/03/2019 04:35:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The only reliable indicator (barometer if you will) is Officer Weather.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/03/2019 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A low or zero days for cold weather, could be made up with a multiple homicide or two , plus it is the "holidays". This is going to be close. The water cooler "pools" must be filling up pretty good, as 500 is such a figure to shoot at.

12/03/2019 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Years eve should take y'all over the top. Sent from sunny, peaceful Flawida.

12/03/2019 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If an arctic cold front hits for the next four weeks we might not make 500!

12/03/2019 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right now they’re too busy shoplifting and purse snatching on michigan Ave. throw in the CTA antics as well.

12/03/2019 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we can do this.

12/03/2019 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fourth Running of the SpecialEd 500 �� - Dec. 23, 2019.

The Right Man for the Right Time™️ past performance
(give or take 1-2 depending on source)

2016 - 765
2017 - 653
2018 - 565
2019 - 476...so far.

12/03/2019 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the homicide and Agg. Batt: Handgun clearance rate?

12/03/2019 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot declared that anything after 480 is automatically a death investigation. 500 is not allowed!

12/03/2019 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Math works out to 554 for the year, but then there is the weather to consider . . .

12/03/2019 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does it matter??
476 right now, close enough.
Wear it, U goof LightHead.

12/03/2019 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The head honchos are shitting in their pants to keep the murders under 500. They will do anything to keep it that way too.

12/03/2019 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Marshall Field Gardens needs to kick in some .

12/03/2019 12:49:00 AM

But then 018 PO's would have to stop writing parkers and work for real.

12/03/2019 07:04:00 PM  

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