Monday, December 02, 2019

Skinny Asks for Probation

  • A former Chicago police commander who bilked the federal government out of more than than $360,000 in Social Security payments admits in a new court document he was “motivated by greed” but argues for probation instead of a prison sentence recommended by prosecutors.

    Kenneth A. Johnson, who led the Englewood patrol district for two years ending with his retirement last year, is scheduled for sentencing Tuesday. He pleaded guilty to collecting the payments — intended for his mother — for more than two decades after her 1994 death.
Meanwhile, remember that just last week a criminal (masquerading as a cop) got eighteen months for taking a mere $10,000 in "finder fees."

(we may have made up that orphan part)

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65 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

C’mon, leave him alone. We need him to emcee the Christmas party!

12/02/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And of course his brother, who's doing his best to fuck up the academy, knew nothing about this.
These exempts are brutal!

12/02/2019 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn’t making enough money I guess

12/02/2019 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what other monies he stole while working for CPD? FBI should ask a few drug dealers in they lost any money with this guy

12/02/2019 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This isn’t the game show, “Let’s Make a Deal” you a hole!

12/02/2019 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lock his ass up and make an example out of him

12/02/2019 12:46:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Fuck him! Nothing, but a thief with a bloated pension. What was the final verdict on the pension? I hope it evaporates.

12/02/2019 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make way! Cut his pension for 23 years as a Police Officer he was committing a felony every month.

12/02/2019 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was he splitting that check with his brother twins are very close?

12/02/2019 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goes he get to keep his pension 👎

12/02/2019 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is he able to keep his pension? I hope he isn't. Even if he retired before the guilty plea he did these crimes while a police officer

12/02/2019 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 years sounds like a good round number, plus reimbursement.

12/02/2019 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KJ — Another dimwit legacy merit promotion by none other than that big twit Ed.

12/02/2019 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will be interesting to see if his chinaman has favors due in Federal court.

12/02/2019 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KJ was involved with Jones & Flagg from 007 back in 2003.
He should of been fired and convicted with them but clout saved his azz!
Everybody in 007 knew he was a greedy thief but they protected him.
Now they all look like fools!!!
It’s to bad bubblehead got away with all his corrupt shit.
The CPD is a bad joke run by ignorant merit fuk ups.
I got 18 months left then I can retire and never look back at this clown azz department!

12/02/2019 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Not Surprising!
CPD Bosses are all “Motivated By Greed”
It’s love of money (pension) and not love of job.
Exactly why this department has become a joke
of a city.

Sad shit

12/02/2019 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait and see.

12/02/2019 05:19:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Fuggedaboutit. Throw the book at him.

12/02/2019 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, just pull the race card, Kenny, and let the Judge know your lifetime struggle of dealing with discrimination and people not taking you seriously because you rode the affirminative-action magic carpet ride to your position...

12/02/2019 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Piece of shit. Be $20.00 short on your water bill and they will send you to Alcatraz.

12/02/2019 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or he could claim discrimination. Beck makes more in one
interim year than Kenny stole in 20.

12/02/2019 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The feds are fond of sending convicted police officers to a federal penitentiary far from their home states. This makes it difficult for the inmate and also for his family should they care to visit him. This asshole should go to Afghanistan.

12/02/2019 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope he’s not collecting a pension due to this crime.

12/02/2019 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He deserves every bit of a prison term. Nearly $400,000 stolen needs to receive a prison sentence. Not to mention all the promotions he stole throughout his career impersonating the police. Throw the book at him.

12/02/2019 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The greedy theiven prick needs heavy jail time.

12/02/2019 07:44:00 AM  
Blogger News Scoop said...

A 6 figure stolen score.... and I deserve probation.... He must have Kim Foxx for his attorney

12/02/2019 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking hate this guy. Always did. Always was shifty and sneaky. Something is wrong that federal prosecutors are not asking for more time. Did he rat?

12/02/2019 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“motivated by greed”

He should be greedy to have a good amount of time to serve then as part of the paying back socitey part. Don't be stingy now!

12/02/2019 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he won't get 18 mos, because he has democratic clout just wait and see.

12/02/2019 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parole vs Probation... The one where he serves some fucking time first sounds good ~ Honest Citizen Who Did Not Steal Checks

12/02/2019 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We ALL need to do more to "save the Orphans..." After all, some of them don't even have Parents...
This guilty pig, however should be stripped of his pension, and sentenced to prison with out the possibility of parole. There was not a day in the last 20 plus years he didn't know what he was doing.

12/02/2019 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jones & Flagg.
Sounds like an old line distillery with stuff to put you flat on
your ass.

12/02/2019 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how much $ the Feds got back? Probably nothing ...

12/02/2019 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was a crime committed WHILE he was a police officer/sergeant/lieutenant/commander........
Each and every month, he collected that money, and spent that money. THAT is a crime!
This brings dishonor on our department. There is no way he should be allowed to collect his
pension, have a retirement star, and this was known BEFORE his hasty "retirement"......
HEY COPA! IAD! PENSION BOARD! DO YOUR JOB!

12/02/2019 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he didn’t get caught he would’ve been catching more checks typical

12/02/2019 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

strip him of his pension

12/02/2019 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like in Monopoly: GO TO JAIL!

12/02/2019 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This goof should be going to the joint and lose his pension. He knew exactly what he was doing so I feel nothing for this thief.

12/02/2019 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenny A, you ain't gonna hear no mo' Kenny G

12/02/2019 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kenny asks for a break, just like "Thirsty" asked for a
break in his 40-year prison sentence. Look up the Chicago
Sun Times from 2015. This shit just goes in cycles.
Hey Charlie, you got your EARS on?

12/02/2019 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a fuckin shit bird

12/02/2019 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
So is he able to keep his pension? I hope he isn't. Even if he retired before the guilty plea he did these crimes while a police officer

12/02/2019 01:21:00 AM

Just being a police officer during that time does not keep him from receiving a pension. It has to be related to or arising out of or in connection with his service as a policeman

According to the Illinois Pension Code, “none of the benefits…shall be paid to any person who is convicted of any felony relating to or arising out of or in connection with his service as a policeman

12/02/2019 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The amazing part of this case is that the Govmint only wants the $350k he stole back...which he ain’t got, not even in tangible assets.

This sort of crime is more prevalent than anyone knows. Slack ass record keeping, documentation, failures to report makes it too easy to commit Fed/State entitlemints fraud including Medicare/Medicaid, SNAPS, SSI, etc. The greedy mope shouldn’t be the only one complicit, someone else wasn’t doing their job.

Wonder who ratted him?

12/02/2019 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Earned, not given🤣

12/02/2019 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Goes he get to keep his pension 👎

12/02/2019 01:08:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So is he able to keep his pension? I hope he isn't. Even if he retired before the guilty plea he did these crimes while a police officer

12/02/2019 01:21:00 AM


YES

12/02/2019 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thief wants probation after 10 years of stealing from the federal government and depleting the public treasury. He wants mercy. This man is a Master Prick. He deserves the full weight of punishment for 10 tears of thievery.

12/02/2019 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"KJ was involved with Jones & Flagg from 007 back in 2003
He should of been fired and convicted with them but clout
saved his azz!"

Look toward the City Council, the rev'runs
and the the local gang/narcotics cartels who
have aldermen, rev'runs and even local media
editorial board members in their pockets...

Then there's this:

"It’s to bad bubblehead got away with all his corrupt shit..."

...That a rotten-assed, thieving, corrupt and
thoroughly evil M/Fer like Edward Kulbida actually
pulled the shit he did for so long and thrived,
gotten promoted and was able to retire free and
unencumbered is very much a damning indictment
of the management and promotional processes of CPD.

Bubblehead HAD to be regularly greasing his clout...
Just like in the mobster movies where a guy who's
an "earner" stays in the bosses good graces.

The truth:

"The CPD is a bad joke run by ignorant merit fuk ups."

Wondering if there's any real concern
over airybody running for the exits:

"I got 18 months left then I can retire and never
look back at this clown azz department!


12/02/2019 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
Goes he get to keep his pension 👎

12/02/2019 01:08:00 AM

Anonymous said...
So is he able to keep his pension? I hope he isn't. Even if he retired before the guilty plea he did these crimes while a police officer

12/02/2019 01:21:00 AM


Anonymous said...

YES

12/02/2019 12:31:00 PM



ONLY un-clouted, friendless, no hook-up having
blue shirts are ever busted out of their pension...

Gotta keep the clouted happy lest they start squealing
on their city hall, rev'run, narcotic/gang cartel sponsors...

SHHHH!
Quiet!

12/02/2019 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His Mama told him it was his.

12/02/2019 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kicker in all of this is that many of us have worked jobs and contributed into social security for many years before getting on the police department, and are getting screwed by the Windfall Elimination Provision, which greatly reduces s.s. benefits we earned. And to top it off skinny was stealing from us. Seems like the deck is always stacked against the honest workingman.

Bless your little heart Dan Rostenkowski.

12/02/2019 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still see that signed picture of Prez Obama on his cabinet in his office, nice

12/02/2019 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope he gets the max and a HUGE $360K fine.......let him pay that back out of his pension......the gov can’t snatch his pension-
(Remember OJ and his pension can’t ever go to the Goldman And Brown families?) but he can be fined in criminal court......
Do it Judge......just DO IT.......make him probationable til it’s all paid back......

12/02/2019 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Let’s be generous and give him a month for every year he committed his fraud, with no reduction. And it should sicken every taxpayer that he will get his merit inflated pension.
He should do his federal time then be released to some shithole halfway house so he can live like the fucking shitbag he is.
Earned not given. The sickest joke of the CPD!

12/02/2019 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One month for each stolen check he cashed, plus full restitution. That should discourage others from being so greedy. C’mon judge do the right thing.

12/02/2019 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truly sad part is that my mother, a widow of a retired CPD officer, is barely getting by on what she gets from his pension and her meager social security check yet this POS, along with his newly meritoriously promoted to sergeant girlfriend, are living large on a Commander's retirement pension, her new Sergeant pay and a little sumtin sumtin extra from momma... Disgraceful. No shame.

12/02/2019 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Piece of shit. Be $20.00 short on your water bill and they will send you to Alcatraz.

12/02/2019 06:11:00 AM

Bazinga!!!

12/02/2019 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This all be chump change! $360K!

Yall got no friggin idea how the "Brother-Norman Bates" Tyler Perry Whatnot got big plans to make even more $$CASH$$ in the future with his proposed Skinny Mamma comedy series: "Skinny MaMa House, "Skinny MaMa's house II "Direct Deposit", Skinny MaMa"s House III "Electronic Check Booge-Ga-Woo and, Skinny Mama House IV "OH No You Didn't Cut My Check Up in Here". Not to mention Skinny's cut of the merchandising.

12/03/2019 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get the money back with 21% interest for the entire theft
time! Prison is to protect society from murderers, rapists etc.
Johnson is not going to hurt anyone. If he doesn’t or can’t pay
back the money with interest; then lock him up! My 2 cents!

12/03/2019 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even after being indicted he still got merit picks for Sgt. In fact, his girlfriend was in the Sgts class that got made in January class of this year. Unbelievable, Special Ed at it again.

12/03/2019 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1000+ felonies and he wants probation? LOL Where are the FEDS/IRS for this 20 years of income tax evasion? And his pension should be toast already

12/03/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And don't leave out all the overtime he stole while working the Obama presidential detail all those years.Go to jail Bitch!!!

12/03/2019 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Can I have probation please, y'honor?"

The judge should've laughed, lifted his robe
and loudly farted in Johnson's direction.

"Nope... No probation for you, fella..."

12/03/2019 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Blago didn't even get $1 but got 18 years for conspiring.

12/03/2019 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is looking at 10 years in Miami for the same thing, and KJ gets probation

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/article237935669.html

12/03/2019 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can not believe that they just gave this lying thief 24 months of probation.

12/03/2019 09:32:00 PM  

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