See Ya Special Ed

Your tenure will go down as some of the darkest days of the CPD.

But not THE darkest - we fear those days are still to come.

Groot got the knife good and sharp before shitcanning the Accidental Superintendent:

• Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson has been fired, Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced Monday, after he lied to her. Lightfoot cited an incident in October in which Johnson was found asleep in his car near his Bridgeport home. He said he neglected to take a prescribed medication and became lightheaded before he decided to pull over, but Lightfoot said he told her that he also had “a couple of drinks” at dinner before driving home.
  
  Since then, the city’s Office of the Inspector General has been investigating the incident, and Lightfoot said that investigation showed “Eddie Johnson repeatedly lied to me.”
  
  A statement issued by the mayor’s office said the investigation is ongoing, but based on “a thorough review” of the materials gathered during the probe, “it has become clear that Mr. Johnson engaged in a series of ethical lapses that are intolerable. Mr. Johnson was intentionally dishonest with me and communicated a narrative replete with false statements regarding material aspects of the incident that happened in the early morning hours of October 17. Had I known all the facts at the time, I would have relieved him of his duties as superintendent then and there.”
  
  Instead, Lightfoot had taken part in what she called a “celebratory press conference” when Johnson announced his retirement.

So now what happens when Groot realizes that Special Ed's entire tenure was full of lies, cheating scandals, incompetency, double standards and ethical lapses? Is she going to fire all of them, too?

UPDATE: Our source, buried deeper than Hell itself, correctly predicted this one two days ago. We are indebted to them.