Saturday, December 21, 2019

496...497...

....and counting.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the warm weather, maybe 525?

12/21/2019 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad

12/21/2019 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Media, this is how the city plays the numbers. 1. They low ball this year's end of year numbers with "death investigation" classifications and other games. 2. They shout the lower numbers, particularly to keep them under round thresholds like 500. 3.The media mindlessly reports the given figures with no investigative journalism. 4. By next summer, they begin to reclassify this year's death investigations as homicides. Why you ask? Because then they can increase the 2019 numbers without anyone caring,because it's old news AND then the 2020 numbers have to compete against the higher 2019 numbers. The hope ofcourse is always to try and minimize the uptick in homicides.if you don't believe me, do your homework and try to prove this wrong. This is the Chicago way. P.S. we have more homicides and shootings than New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco COMBINED.

12/21/2019 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch how many days it stays at 496!!!!

Liars figure and figures lie

12/21/2019 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously? A double merit, "it's all legit" as the new CO of 025?

12/21/2019 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not to be pissy....but as of right now 497 on the jackass.
hehehe

12/21/2019 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’ll be 45-49 degrees this weekend. 500 is no issue at all for my mansss in da hoods

12/21/2019 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stabbing in 019 and 024 has a maybe

12/21/2019 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

015 added one Friday night.

12/21/2019 02:31:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Have no fear...

... Team Ghetto got the ‘over’ faded.

12/21/2019 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The numbers would be double or triple that if the medical industry had a conscience to let some people die.... but they rather a person go home in worse shape with an SSI check. Quality of life is straight garbage.

12/21/2019 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie is my hero

I'm buying more stock in Chalkie LLC

Easy money

12/21/2019 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The community can do it with their eyes closed just like the way they shoot their eyes must be closed when they shoot kids and other innocents either that or they don't give a fuck who they kill. I vote for the latter, they don't give a fuck.

12/21/2019 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As stated before---a couple months back I pushed all the toothpicks in and went for 525 +/- 5.
At that time it was looking that "1-A-Day" was going to be a good for the house.
The shot count is/as "the norm".
This leads to a the minimum 2 paths of reckoning---

1. Need more Fed $$$ for perforation placement accuracy training.
2. EMT's & ER are going above and beyond.

3. ...../S

Well 2020 is knocking get your picks in early before the best squares are taken.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

As always--Think of YOUR family--Stay Safe.

12/21/2019 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Closer, Closer, Closer and then you hit the sad magic number

12/21/2019 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it’s going to be in 50s to High 40s all weekend and Monday.

Let the games begin,

12/21/2019 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 each in 019 and 024 on first watch today, a critical from 017 on midnights

12/21/2019 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now at 497.
500 is a foregone conclusion, but two per month is a longshot.

12/21/2019 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s no reason to get all bent outta shape if it hits 500. Who cares. It’s not like Kim Foxx and her SJW ASA’s are going to do anything about it. Retailers are fleeing this city because of her. I was told that personally after giving the 20th VIN to a store owner. They are fucking fed up with this bitch and we’re all going to suffer because of it.

12/21/2019 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will a street or something be named after the 500th victim?

12/21/2019 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



go, go, go

12/21/2019 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

496 less parasites on welfare or in prison!

12/21/2019 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

499 now!!

12/21/2019 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

99 out of 100 people I used to pull over are black. I WORK IN ENGLEWOOD

12/21/2019 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have 500 you'll have 1/3 as many homicides that occurred in California in 2019. (In 2018, the number of murders in California amounted to 1,739 victims.Oct 9, 2019)

The population of California is 40,000,000

12/21/2019 09:17:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Keep the line moving.

12/21/2019 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course we know that the count is well over 500. The powers that be fudge the numbers. We use to count all that occurred in the city. For decades this was the standard. Expressway counted, investigated by other law enforcement, I.e feds uic, counted. Hell we even counted those were the body was found outside the city if investigation determined that murder occurred in city. Numbers started to be played with by Cline,McCarthy and Johnson. Wouldn’t surprise me if we were currently over 600.

12/21/2019 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For once I would like to see the dumb media ask the question. Why is it that you said the count was under 500 last year and now it’s over 500. Many death investigations and those kept alive via medicine are reclassified and included in the prior year. The media sure is dumb or complicit in the bs lies,

12/21/2019 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Murder in 024, 0500 hrs.

12/21/2019 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

498 happened this morning at 04:30 in 024. A door was kicked in and the resident was shot in the face and killed.
More of Criminalesha’s crime reduction plane in action. I think her plan is to have as many tax payers as possible murdered, which in turn reduces the number of possible victims.

12/21/2019 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone post the numbers (homicides) by district...pretty please.

12/21/2019 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Bring out the Soylent Green Machine

12/21/2019 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger Andrew Petersen said...

HyJackass is at 499 at this moment I type.

12/21/2019 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie-B-Gone but his legacy carries on.
The Fourth Running of the Jugghaid SpecialEd 500.
With 499 as of this morning.

My prediction was 23 Dec 2019 but looks like Saturday Night fever will cost me 20 toothpicks.

Final 2019 tally will be 515.

HIS-tory:
(margins of error .015%)

2016 - 765
2017 - 653
2018 - 565
2019 - (499 and more*)
Total - 1973*

Cline 2003-07 - 1361
JFled 2008-10 - 1401
GMac 2011-15 - 1325

Yeah, SpecialEd the Strategy Man.
Biggest Bullshitter of all.
Right for you Right for me.

12/21/2019 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sad

12/21/2019 12:07:00 AM
...................................

Agreed! The number should be much higher.

12/21/2019 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jackass has Chalkie at 499! Which District will win the 500 claim to fame?

12/21/2019 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

right now it's at 499 on the jackass.....
we are going to make 500. yaaaah for chicago.

12/21/2019 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey jackass has us sitting on 499.

12/21/2019 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will a street or something be named after the 500th victim?

Yeah. Name it CRIMESHA WAY
12/21/2019 08:47:00 AM

12/21/2019 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has been done, just not arrived yet.
While the evil administrators feast and lounge in
leisure, the statistics pile up. In the private sector,
they would all be unemployed. Here, they are
worshiped and glorified. A dismal science and a working
dismal existence. Here, failure is a badge, an award, an
accolade. Ye Sick Fucks of yore, behold your pathetic
spawn in the Governmental Halls of Chicago. Once
proud, we now settle for mediocrity, failure, and a faded
future. Our leaders have mislead us while enriching
themselves at the expense of the masses. A Sysphean
task you say? Not when they were given the latest whiz
bang tools and bloated budgets. First, they managed to
pay themselves. That is always the case in public corruption.

12/21/2019 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homicides are down....There is a downtick in the Uptick. Either way, we are going to see 500 in the next day or two. Strike any one funny, that Death Investigations are Up???
And Nothing Will Change...Except the way stats are interpreted.

12/21/2019 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am starting up the 2020 Ghoul Pool, and so far we got projections of 539, any thoughts?

12/21/2019 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wednesday afternoon and Thursday morning everybody be showing off day new toys. Just stupid prize for stupid game axidental hits could take out 2 maybe 3?
12 o'clock 31 Dec is a loooong way off. More stupid prizes await those playing stupid games.

12/21/2019 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone know that all hire back overtime has to be approved by Waller's office?
Commanders have no discretion. Groot has tightened the reins on overtime.

12/21/2019 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McStreetlights will shoot out your windows.
Boy, you're gonna put somebody's eye out!
That classical music on the box when you get pulled
over, it ain't foolin' nobody. Just keep the fucking Rap
on and put the cop at ease.

12/21/2019 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

499... one to go.

12/21/2019 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


020 better get #500, they haven't contributed any this year.



12/21/2019 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to my calculations, Hey Jackass will end this years count at 515

12/21/2019 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 more days in December of 2019 !!!!

12/21/2019 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Seriously? A double merit, "it's all legit" as the new CO of 025?

12/21/2019 01:29:00 AM

You can always get Escamilla back if that’s what you want. Some of you kids can’t help but whine.

12/21/2019 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am starting up the 2020 Ghoul Pool, and so far we got projections of 539, any thoughts?

12/21/2019 01:26:00 PM

I'm in at $50 with 525 for 2020
Bazinga!!!

12/21/2019 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
496 less parasites on welfare or in prison!
12/21/2019 09:04:00 AM

****I knew I was Thankful for something this Holiday Season!!!!

12/21/2019 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am starting up the 2020 Ghoul Pool, and so far we got projections of 539, any thoughts?

12/21/2019 01:26:00 PM

613. I’m being optimistic.

12/21/2019 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put us down for an "Ernie Banks..."

#512

12/21/2019 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Herb Fucking Dilla, where the fuck are you?
Squad, what is his status?

12/21/2019 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Just Say'n said...

I don't know....Those people in those black neighborhoods seem pretty violent to me. Just look at the 10Pm News...I think regardless of color, more people should be locked away.

12/21/2019 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 and going strong. Goooo Team.

12/21/2019 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Fibune has it at 457, a double digit decrease as of mid month in todays paper. Hmmm. They wouldn't lie, would they?

12/21/2019 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ding ! 500 as of 1945 hrs. Reported by Hey Jackass.

Where’s boozer Ed hiding ?

12/21/2019 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

# 500 @ 2:20 pm per Hey Ya'll...

This was @ Prime "shopping time" on the "Mile".

Stay Safe

12/21/2019 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Words cannot describe how proud I am of the “community”. I mean come on , all the hard work they put in killing people and folks to the tune of 500 people and folks taking dirt naps in boneyard city. The amount of work that goes into killing more people and folks than both NYC and LA combined. These are the Shitcago values that Rahm and fat ass Ed often talk about. Great job to everyone that participated in the 2019 death and destruction tour.

12/21/2019 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 do I hear 505? LOL at the community Chicago Values. Or is this the Chicago Community Way we are witnessing? One or the other but entertaining none the less.

12/21/2019 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The impish little bug eyed shrew must immediately have a news conference in reference to this disaster. Puddin head ed is your perfect fall guy, he was getting his baloney pounded instead of pounding on bad guys.

12/22/2019 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 shot in Inglewood last night 12/22/19 around 0030 hrs at a " Christmas Party "Several people in critical condition , so 500 plus Homicides is a Lock

12/22/2019 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad Tony isn't still in charge on 025. Two shot last night. His big head just might have exploded. Oh well!

12/22/2019 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down !

12/22/2019 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Fibune has it at 457, a double digit decrease as of mid month in todays paper. Hmmm. They wouldn't lie, would they?

12/21/2019 07:42:00
The Chicago Tribune has new ownership. Alden Global took them over. Time to start boycotting the Chicago Tribune en mass, and letting the new owners know why readership and circulation is tanking, and why no one is buying that stupid, horrible lying biased rag.

12/22/2019 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some party, they was just funnin.

12/22/2019 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 shot no KIA'so. Back to the range.

12/22/2019 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parties in the Wood are such fun. Word is they were gathered to celebrate the impeachment, but Nancy held back on Senate. Argument over weather or not he is impeached if Articles not delivered.

12/22/2019 07:03:00 PM  

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