Thursday, December 19, 2019

500 Fast Approaching

HeyJackass.com, the only place SCC trusts for realistic numbers, has Chicago at 494 homicides, with a dozen days to go.

Barring someone finding a boxcar full of bodies, 011 has what can only be described as a lock on their SIXTH homicide title in a row. Why does anyone even stay there, citizens or cops?

And we're looking at a weather report that says a string of 40 degree days are on tap for the weekend.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...


O.t.

I apologize.

Page 6 of the Slum Times.

Story about mobster who stole from Social Security.

About a ten inch story.

About 8 inches down, paper mentioned oh by the way he was our truck driver for ten years.

3 questions:

How did mob guy become their driver?

How many mob guys do they have on their payroll?

Why did they hire a made man, the brother of the incarcerated mob boss for an OBVIOUSLY NO SHOW JOB?

O.k. 4th question, who hired him?

12/19/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

340 South Western gone along with all the other CHA murder mills, and still 011 holds it's Head high as beacon of hope for the masses. Oh wait, I meant what a total f'ing disaster people should have away run from 40 years ago, but for the welfare entitlements.

12/19/2019 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 Dist, best street vendor drugs, most homicides, and the apt description of being a blistering boil on the buttocks of humanity.

12/19/2019 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no parity in this homicide league. I want a refund on my season tickets.

12/19/2019 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

500 (nearly so) poor bastards who wished more people did not vote for insane Democrats...

12/19/2019 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indy 500 for racing... Chicago 500 for killing

12/19/2019 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come 2020, more liberals and other jerks will be high out of their mind and hence not care about the 500 dead and gone thanks to liberal policies...

12/19/2019 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple months ago I picked 525 +/- 5
Looks like I had too much confidence in placement accuracy of the economically encumbered members of the jungle.
Well there's always 2020, being an election year that should get some play.
Stay safe, think of your families!!

12/19/2019 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well this is probably why 14th ,16th ,19th, 20th and 24th District tact teams are all detailed to 011 over this week/weekend..Tues/Weds/Thurs/Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon. Every Day. 011 sucking up all the resources again. North side doesn't matter.

12/19/2019 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The number crunchers forgot to count the homicide of the college student at UIC in the parking garage and the homicide in the Metropolitan Correctional Center because they did not handle the investigation. That is just a couple of examples.

12/19/2019 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shitcago 500, good tourism selling point. Come to the jewel nestled by lake michigan, known for its fine dining, architecture, ethnic diversity, and 3000 people shot per year.

12/19/2019 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 is a lock and not even from Chicago.
See how fast we learn?

12/19/2019 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the warm holiday warm holiday weather approaching, watch for all the CPS ‘children & teens’ to flood the streets with their special brand of mayhem...

12/19/2019 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ernie Cato is a clueless moron who has no problem stripping resources from other districts to send them into 11, 15 and 25. Like it matters. And, Ernie, 3 people have been shot in Uptown in a week, are you paying attention?

12/19/2019 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The shitcago 500, good tourism selling point. Come to the jewel nestled by lake michigan, known for its fine dining, architecture, ethnic diversity, and 3000 people shot per year.

12/19/2019 05:57:00 AM

Chicago....visit for the entertainment and food.....stay because you were murdered

12/19/2019 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

55 degrees on Sunday. That’s gonna be a good day of killin there.

12/19/2019 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paltry numbers for Chiraq.

I recall back around 1974 the KIA total was about 900.

12/19/2019 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H.Thompson said...

Hey SCC,

Here's a short history of 011 as we see it:

2015: 53 homicides, 312 wounded
2016: 96 homicides, 513 wounded
2017: 69 homicides, 397 wounded
2018: 69 homicides, 375 wounded
2019 to date: 70 homicides, 311 wounded

Without looking, we suspect that these numbers rival or best many, if not most major metro areas.

Thanks as always for the link.

-WHT

12/19/2019 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's probably well over 500 now. Not only are Hey Jackass' numbers more accurate, no one has taken into account the dozen or so "death investigations" lingering out there that are actual murders.

12/19/2019 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The number crunchers forgot to count the homicide of the college student at UIC in the parking garage and the homicide in the Metropolitan Correctional Center because they did not handle the investigation. That is just a couple of examples.

They didn't handle those investigations because those incidents didn't happen in Chicago.

The UIC murder is on State property and the Illinois State Police/University Police have jurisdiction.

The MCC is Federal property.

12/19/2019 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the two murders on the I 90/94 & I55 shooting galleries if I remember right there were three more murders within corporate boundaries.

12/19/2019 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those numbers could be a footnote in the “Things to do in Chicago” brochures. Make the city look more lively. Maybe even get a chance to be part of a shooting. Sure beats the “guided tour” walking arm in arm with reverends down a interstate highway.

12/19/2019 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trust me, most of us would love to leave 011. Commander here is blocking people from leaving left and right.

12/19/2019 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Close 020. No homicide = no crime.

12/19/2019 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 called in the fighting 019 district tact team on Tuesday night to help with curbing the violence. 🤣

12/19/2019 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Chicago count murders on the highway handled by State Police.

12/19/2019 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing Kimmie and her crew of incompetents are cracking down on gun crimes...... this according to an interview Kim gave.

12/19/2019 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s bring FatHead Johnson and his love-triangle back to the holiday table conversation. Any more juicy details to leak for his Christmas to be ruined?

12/19/2019 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homicides are down thanks to cook county. Not prosecuting murderers allowed them to shoot other murderers. Not sure if the surrouning burbs and taxpayer areas loooove cook county. High taxes and they have a 200-300% spike in homicides in the civilised region. Keep listening to the fake stats that only apply to the over patrolled hood that flushes the crime and spreads it. Are they trying to create a Detroit or are they too dumb to realize their mistakes. Either way a failure and a joke. I hope 2020 brings some outside management of the Cook County system from D.C. This is the U.S. my parents cane here to get out of the shit and make a better life for us.

12/19/2019 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larri LightLoafer’s Murder Capital and Lawless Free Stuff Sanctuary City
LA,Oakland,NYC, Baltimore,Newark,NOLA combined can’t touch this.

The 4th Running of the Jugghaid SpecialEd 500 is approaching.
Who gots a 500 ghoul-pool going?

My toothpicks were placed on 23 Dec.

12/19/2019 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

illegal death from a drug overdose should be considered a murder , not accidental on a hospitalization report

12/19/2019 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was born on the west side and would often visit my grandparents who lived on Monroe just east of Cicero, nice little two flat.

They were among the last of neighborhood to finally move due to "demographic changes" in the neighborhood, and it was a real shame. I loved going down there to visit and occasionally stay with them. As a 4 year old you don't understand the ground shifting underneath everybody else's feet, but to say they were forced to move out of their longtime home would be an understatement.

Shame what's going on down in those neighborhoods right now.

12/19/2019 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"340 South Western gone along with all the other CHA murder mills,
and still 011 holds it's Head high as beacon of hope for the masses..."

12/19/2019 12:12:00 AM

Yeah... Big thanks to Short-Biggie for kicking over
these shit piles and dispersing their flying/stinging/
urban bio-weapon, relentlessly breeding, pestilential
hosts all-fucking-over northern Illinois and points beyond.

No mystery as to why that little prick STILL has a Police Detail...

12/19/2019 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that is true about all teams from Area North headed to 011 it goes to show how incompetent The Area North Bosses are. 011 went from 304 to 440 assigned members and they still cant put the finger in the dike. 011 has been in a constant state of week leadership for 20 years. 140 guys is 14 -15 tact teams. they cant stop it so lets send them 10 more for a week.

12/19/2019 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regardless of if we hit 500 or not, I think you have to give credit to 016 for contributing to the tally. That slaughter in the condo building, though an anomaly, plus the recent stabbing at 5000 blk of Irving, plus the homicide near Touhy and Harlem, are definitely over the top numbers.

12/19/2019 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll fly past 500, self cleaning ya know!

12/19/2019 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

School's out for Christmas break (Oops, I mean Winter Recess), starting Friday. With the extra kids running feral on the streets and fun'n an shit there's likely to be a couple extra caulkies to investigate. 500 is a lock.

Watch your top knots and have a Merry Christmas and Happy 2020 with your family and friends.

12/19/2019 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.t.

I apologize.

Page 6 of the Slum Times.

Story about mobster who stole from Social Security.

About a ten inch story.

About 8 inches down, paper mentioned oh by the way he was our truck driver for ten years.

3 questions:

How did mob guy become their driver?

How many mob guys do they have on their payroll?

Why did they hire a made man, the brother of the incarcerated mob boss for an OBVIOUSLY NO SHOW JOB?

O.k. 4th question, who hired him?

12/19/2019 12:12:00 AM


My question is, why didn't he get hired as a truck driver for Streets and Sanitation?

12/19/2019 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, look on the bright side, that is 500 less democratic voters.........Who am I trying to kid, they will be voting democratic from the grave for many years to come.

12/19/2019 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If all them tact teams need to be sent to 011. Maybe the department needs to put a competent Commander who knows what their doing in there, not some Commander who rode the tails of his partners

12/19/2019 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send in the fighting 019. They’ll get the job done!!!

12/19/2019 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello 11:48 a.m. this isn’t a rumor it’s a FACT, Eddie left for basically the other side of the world. He’s gone and there’s no extradition treaty and no divorce attorneys that can serve him there. He’s as far away from our country as he can possibly be, people who know where he’s at are being threatened to not leak. Maybe the news media should poke around. He’s chosen sides and turned his back on his family just like he did when he turned his back on CPD, ISP and Law and Order when he shut down the Dan Ryan.

12/19/2019 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid Eddie is in Dubai..
Maybe he is some oil sheiks house boy.
Because there are only two types of people in Dubai the rich and workers..

12/19/2019 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

about the mob driver for the paper: they also mentined john t. ambrose who was a federal marshall overseeing the witsec for the mob witnesses and was imprisoned for delivering the safe house info back to the mob during family secrets trial. john is out of prison and now a teamster mtd for the metropolitan water recramation district. biggest black eye the marshalls ever had and now he is being paid by crook county taxpayers. who hired these drivers indeed. look to the teamsters union and madigan for answers.

12/20/2019 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
well this is probably why 14th ,16th ,19th, 20th and 24th District tact teams are all detailed to 011 over this week/weekend..Tues/Weds/Thurs/Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon. Every Day. 011 sucking up all the resources again. North side doesn't matter.

12/19/2019 03:11:00 AM

It’s true but not all districts are sending teams on the same day.

12/20/2019 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain Lt Sgt Merit the golden girls showed up at 005 district Xmas party. These two women are dangerous, latching on to anything that will get them a step closer to being promoted. Go away said the blind man you golden girls PW SC go sit your over promoted asses down

12/20/2019 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Captain Lt Sgt Merit the golden girls showed up at 005 district Xmas party. These two women are dangerous, latching on to anything that will get them a step closer to being promoted. Go away said the blind man you golden girls PW SC go sit your over promoted asses down

Saadia wasn’t merit. Gene Williams gave her the answers to the Lt’s test when she was his administrative sergeant. She actually cheated. She got upset and kicked him to the curb when he shared the answers with Fenner and Ward who just couldn’t keep quiet. She hates everyone including herself. She’ll look a total stranger in the face and won’t speak and turn her nose up. How sick it that? A true drama queen. Seek professional help Saadia.

12/20/2019 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Captain Lt Sgt Merit the golden girls showed up at 005 district Xmas party. These two women are dangerous, latching on to anything that will get them a step closer to being promoted. Go away said the blind man you golden girls PW SC go sit your over promoted asses down

12/20/2019 06:09:00 AM

I bet the entire mood changed when SC walked in.

12/20/2019 08:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...011 called in the fighting 019 tact team to help them..."

I call BS on this one. They won't go anywhere where there is no Starbucks.

12/22/2019 06:31:00 AM  

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