Hilarious! Truly Hilarious
Guess who got shot yesterday in 017?
No, not Rahm.
Herbie, the "herb dilla," car thief, part-time gang artist and general all around scumbag.
Rahm, you and your media lackeys can send us your apologies via our regular e-mail.
Herbie, the "herb dilla," car thief, part-time gang artist and general all around scumbag.
Rahm, you and your media lackeys can send us your apologies via our regular e-mail.
Labels: good news
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
125 Comments:
Is he dead? I was told by a friend a couple months ago that this POS works as a mover for Coffey Bros Moving just an FYI.
Is Susana Mendoza gonna send him a get-well card?
Two POS standing next to each other for a photo op.
Who was the City clerk who gushed all over herbie for being such a good boy?
Off topic but a bigger snob than Rahm. Sheriff Dart is trying to fire a deputy who was overheard by the call off unit calling Dart an idiot. Word is the guy thought he hung up after speaking to brass after he called in sick. He said something derogatory but not overly outrageous. The brass reported the hearsay to Dart and then de-deputized him pending termination. You guys complain about your bosses. Have you ever worked for a bigger tyrant snob than Dart. Trying to ruin a guys long career of something the officer said to his wife after he thought he hung up the phone. Dart has 6700 employees and probably never met the officer. Such a pansey.
Who would have thought that would happen? -I did!
https://youtu.be/jPETOynoev0
Did the DEA ever lay hands on his
piece-of-shit fugitive daddy who
was hiding out in Belize or Panama?
That someone took THIS LONG to put a missile
or three herb dilla's jack o' lantern looking ass
is a minor miracle in and of itself.
Hilarious indeed SCC...
He kind of looks like one of those Illinois nazi’s. I hate Illinois nazi’s....
I liked the sticker. I still think we should’ve went with it.
Sad Story. Meng ju got e problem, Dios Mio,
Herbi…"I heard shots and felt pain"....R.O. "19-P"
Drt?
Off topic, but Rahm is gone.
024 Rubino is supervising over multiple tact secretaries. One with 3 weeks on the job. Numberous clouted "phone call" positions inside while old timers handle the calls. 06 car up for two week wonders carried on 3rd watch while p.o.s get dumped to mids....sos. Beck?
herb dilla is the gift that keeps on giving! 9.5 and maniacdoza wish Herbie would be forgotten. Heal up dilla. We need you every now and again for a good laugh!
Will our Dems set up a go fund me page? Will Rahm appear at the hospital all teary eyed? Who has made bigger asses out of themselves this week, local or national Dems? Asking for a friend at the DNC.
Damn, right before comcrapper. Many save the artist missions are coming soon.
If Rham, Obama, Kidney Stone, or Groot had a son... blah blah blah vote Democrat! Remember to vote Herby
This is hilarious
If you are naive enough to believe that this is a one time incident, you are going to vote for Spartacus Booker.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Shit goes back to February 2012.
Herbie "Made Da Papas" from Coast to Coast
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. Chicago Values!
-tHE rEal POLicE
Second City Cop
Cartoonist wanted
Please convert portfolio J pegs into PDF
Submit to: Hohman Square Employment Center
Equal Opportunity Employer
I just got up, my day is made
The kid has Van Gogh's ear for music
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Henrietta Lacks' son: "I've been used by Oprah Winfrey"
Herb Dilla: "I've been used by Rahm Emanuel"
Aghh shit,a picture of two turds .Excuse me I have to go vomit.
Normally an Interim Chief would beat a path to the
bedside, visiting Herbie in hospital for a 'mending fences'
photo op.
But Charlie Beck? NOOOOOOOOO!
Charlie has visions of Mothers California Gold Brazillian
Carnauba Wax dancing in his head.
The Whips, the Bikes, all must be coated and polished
to a mirror shine in time for Santa.
Sorry, Herbie. Maybe Mayor Lori has some schedule time.
But Charlie? FUDDEGGETABOUTIT!
Is he dead?
If not, he’s just wasting yet more resources.
Time Warp 8-Track Physics
Re: Again Herbie? Second City Cop
August 3, 2015
Pulgar, Herbert Anthony aka "Herb Dilla"
CB# 19161206 was arrested and charged with PSMV
Nuthin to do with no BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!
Maybe he was just Funnin
Dilla made the pages of Reddit back in 2015.
Kid just needs to be steered into 'a program.'
I mean he could have po-tetial, just like Banksy.
You sell a super expensive work at a respected
Auction House only to have the thing go thru a
shredder upon sale! "But Mable, it's a Banksy!"
hopefully he aint able to sit on his ass for a long time.
ya know those gangbangers are so macho.
He’s an aspiring Michelangelo. Give him a break. LOL
Yeah, punch up Herb Dilla and you get blast from the
past: Detective Shavedl***c**k, and all sorts of stuff!
That’s awesome. I ain’t in no gangz. I loved the remix song to that.
Mr. Charles Darwin is always right.
I thought he was going to school to be a Brain Surgeon!
Or maybe that was the police impersonator who went for a ride after roll call?
Yes, we will allow anyone on this job, and we will promote anyone!
The city clerk gave this kid money for doing art work for a city sticker......
Then they found the Gang logo in the design........
What a city! They are blind to all crime!
Sex with siblings has consequences, folks.
SLC saw this coming a mile away..........
Off topic
Dec 17,2018— rest in peace Conrad Gary and Eduardo Marmalejo. Rest easy my friends you are missed
How dare you rip this kid, a product of CPS.
Union Corruption, Politician Corruption, Police Corruption.
Herbie is an optical distraction while the Kash Kings rake
it in, building that pile high for Christmas.
Two-bit fucking kid, easy target, and you let the big fish
swim on by.
Dont forget, Guitierez hung up Herbie's gang laden artwork in the United States Capitol.
It had “NOTHIN TO DO WIT NO GANG!!!”
He was beginning to turn his life around when he was struck by the bullets.
Anonymous said...
Who was the City clerk who gushed all over herbie for being such a good boy?
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Perhaps Suzana Mendoza can organize an Art Exhibit for him at the Daley Plaza...
Maybe yet, land him a job at Springfield...
Programs.... Programs.... Programs..
On the Bolsheviks never stop giving. Rahm and J-Bloated come to mind. Who votes these scumbags in ?
Up The Irons 12/17/2019 12:34:00 AM!
Crying pussy in the video.
SCC artist in residence Herb Dilla
SCC when I read this the song I’m Happy 😆 came over my stereo
rahm you barack and eric holder are true idiots
Gee! maybe herbie will be mayor one day, chicago values being what they are. He does have name recognition.
Rest assured Rahm has had his picture taken with far worse criminals than that punk ass little bitch. Hell, he was the Clinton/Obama Gang's consigliere.
Well my Xmas present came early this year. Thanks herbie for being a world class jagpie.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off topic, but Rahm is gone.
024 Rubino is supervising over multiple tact secretaries. One with 3 weeks on the job. Numberous clouted "phone call" positions inside while old timers handle the calls. 06 car up for two week wonders carried on 3rd watch while p.o.s get dumped to mids....sos. Beck?
12/17/2019 01:46:00 AM
Do you think you’re Sneed? I have no idea what you’re saying.
Don’t forget the former city clerk Susie Mendoza gave him $1000 because she felt bad, and the goof is now Illinois state comptroller.
If Susie would’ve gave him a job with the state maybe he would’ve picked himself up he could’ve been her driver, funny when she was first made state comptroller she said the state of Illinois I was broke then she went out and bought a brand new vehicle using State money to haul her ass around. Typical Democrat.
No one could have predicted.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off topic, but Rahm is gone.
024 Rubino is supervising over multiple tact secretaries. One with 3 weeks on the job. Numberous clouted "phone call" positions inside while old timers handle the calls. 06 car up for two week wonders carried on 3rd watch while p.o.s get dumped to mids....sos. Beck?
12/17/2019 01:46:00 AM""
Well in a way you can understand. I mean who would want to look at the ass's of a bunch of mangy Old Timers? Did you think they were going to hire "Interim" Chuckie and all was going to go on the up and up?
Blogger Bruce Dickinson said...
https://youtu.be/jPETOynoev0
12/17/2019 12:34:00 AM
That crying fucking kid should get his teeth fixed!!!
Under orders from Pritzker and Groot NO coverage of the festivities by "Da Youts "
The fucking Chicago media, START DOING YOUR FUCKING JOBS!!!!
This is clearly our fault. And by our fault I mean society. At least that is the Chicago way. I believe the city has not been run by democrats, or Republicans. It has been run by opportunists doing anything they needed to do to remain in power and run their criminal enterprise. Blame society for all the ills that beset minorities in Chicago. Never assign personal responsibility. It is the fault of police, or the Federal government, unfair laws that require people to be arrested when they break them. Yes clearly our fault.
The Crusader. Chicago Clout.
They still print news.
Here, Herb Dilla is drawn from pillar to post like a
sacrificial donkey as an optical diversion drawing attention
away from the real Chicago issues at hand. Other blogs got
lazy and sloppy and now look just like any other digital toilet.
Who makes a decision to drop a classic Chicago Noir banner
photo header? Well, now CWB has gone commercial. Just
the opposite of Ceres.
A foil, a meme, a cause célèbre, a regular dyed in the wool
Chicago Impeachment. Nothing there. No man behind the
curtain. And that's precisely the point here. It's been run
silent, run deep here at SCC ever since Eddie Johnson got
canned. Or did he really? Where the F is the forensic
accounting? The sources buried "deeper than Hell itself?"
There's an uncanny ambivalence around here concerning
the whereabouts of Interim Chief Chlarie Beck, late of L.A.
No one seems to care about the ultimate of unasked
questions. Carl Sandberg spinning in his grave? How about
Mike Royko? Did Royko ever put hits out on kids, albeit one
22 years old? How about Capone? They wealthy are down
below the surface, weighted by their riches and ill-gotten
gains. Instead we focus on the shiny oil slick floating above.
Shimmering, changing, reflecting back the sunshine. We
fancy ourselves journalists while the prey mocks us, stalks
us, and in the end finally bankrupts us, morally and financially.
We were all led to believe "Rahm" was such an intelligent person. That's when the former mayor handed him, the keys to the kingdom. From my observation, he made some very poor choices on people.
Wonder why no media coverage on this shooting?
Daddy is still holed up in Venezuela
This guy is the gift that keeps on giving. Lmao.
SCC violin solo courtesy Stradivari Society, Chicago.
Hey, that's a real nice case ya got there, young man!
Off Topic - supervisor in 024 telling officers in roll call they "need" to get ISR'S because the commander is not looking good for comp stat. Also, this particular supervisor stated "if you don't get at least one a week or so things can start to change" so in other words if officers don't start hunting things could "change" for them. Meanwhile the tact teams are busting at the seems with tight jean, beard having, two year wonders that sit around the tact office doing absolutely nothing (ISR) not to mention a made up 06 car for the two weeks on the job officers that DO NOT take jobs who drive around in an unmarked looking tacticool.
Ladies and gentlemen, you're watching the no huddle
offense in progress here, if you dare to call it an offense.
Often referred to as writer's block, it can be a symptom of
things outside the domain of prose. After an absolutely
stellar display of journalistic gymnastics in the coverage
of 'The Eddie Johnson Story', we have hit the provberial
dry well here. One can only hope batteries are being
recharged, repertoires rehabilitated, and ideals revisited
as we await with childish wonder the magic of Christmas Day.
Where'd it happen in 17?
hey that tiny dancer needed the hispanic gang and black gang votes to get elected
I ain’t in no gang
Dart needs to fire as many officers as he can to pay for all his failures. CBS ran segment where there have been literally thousands of attacks on his transport bosses costing taxpayers 90 million.They just had another one yesterday if CBS is reading this. Dart is so incompetent he places the same inmates on buses responsible for previous attacks. 17 attacks by one inmate and Dart still didn't classify him correctly for special transfer. He has 1/4 the actual inmates Ogrady and Sheehan had and its a total shit show.
Chicago Values on display right there.
Herbie, that vato done got hisself capped!
had to stop by to ROFL
Herbie is another one of the countless victims of the senseless and racist war on drugs.
The day is coming when CPD brass will have to publicly answer to the community for ruining young men like this.
Truth and Reconciliation panels now!
Hopefully Herbie will be made whole and granted a share of Chairperson Lightfoot’s CWCPC ( Chiraq Weed Collective for People of Color).
It's a Festivus Miracle!
If Rahm had a son he would want one Just like Herbie ! Oh never mind he already has !
There's going to be a statue erected of him. It will be two bronze feet sticking up in the air.
Smoke’m if you see him.
Compassionate LightLoafer is finna make him a community weed farm field crew boss and Prickwrinkle can have him be the free Cook Co expungements liaison. But if he doesn’t pull through, he’ll be the first community legal weed martyr.
For good measure and best community intentions, SanctuaryCity Annabelle Valencia (Free CityKey ID) will take a portion of your annual taxpayer only exorbitant city sticker fee and establish a No Dilla Left Behind trust fund.
OT, but if Crimeasha's recently held photo op, where she was expunging weed convictions, that " disproportionately" affects "communities of color"??...why stop there...now that CCW is allowed here, why not also throw out all those UUW cases, that hits the communities of color???
It was hard for me to hate on a 15 year old kid.
I know he's older now but still.........
Rahm will be known for many things but his repeated utter failure at vetting people will certainly be near the top.
Guess what they both have in common?
They both hate the police ,,,,,,
AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If Rham, Obama, Kidney Stone, or Groot had a son... blah blah blah vote Democrat! Remember to vote Herby
12/17/2019 04:00:00 AM
Kidney Stone does have a son..... a one kidney son now.
Too bad the shooter wasn't a better shot. This little jagbag is going to cost taxpayers a fortune over his lifetime.
91 profitable companies in the S & P 500 paid
$0 Federal Income Tax in 2018, including Amazon, Netflix,
and (CPD favorite) Starbucks
Rahm Emanuel is a JOKE!
Looks like his mentor former shitty clerk ( talk about a total waste of hundreds of millions of dollars (Revenue actually duplicates many functions). she felt bad for the gangbanging punk and gave him over a grand for pain and suffering. To think mendoza is now state comptroller who would of thunk it?
NOW IT COMES OUT!
NPR Chicago
The new (permanent) Chief will be the 3rd since 2011.
Nationwide search, applicants have until mid-January 2020
to apply. Absolutely NO mention of the name 'Charlie Beck.'
Is there a NATIONAL black-out on this man's name?
WTF is going on here?
You might as well say "He's gone" (re: Beck) just like it was
said here for Eddie Johnson.
This will be one hell of a story when finally uncovered. Just
how long did it take Beck to decide to stay only 90 days?
And more importantly, were the people of Chicago lied to from
the very start about his tenure in Chicago?
At this point nothing else about this job matters besides a retro check and raise the rest is just faint passing light.
Herbie, the "herb dilla," car thief, part-time gang artist and general all around scumbag.
In all honesty I'd still trust "herb" over the ex-murder mayor, get well soon puto...
Do you think this guy will get more time than the other piece of shit Chicago police commander that didn’t get any time for stealing mama Social Security with the police commander Shirley to fix was in better this guy gets maximum;
Reputed mob figure indicted on charges he stole from Social Security
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/criminal-justice/ct-chicago-mob-figure-social-security-fraud-20191217-cujoqdb2ancttnmsozbdyfqo4a-story.html
Is it the exempt rank of the Chicago Police Department same as the mob except they do it wearing our uniform, something to think about.
OT, Unarmed police is next on the agenda
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/chicago-cops-pointed-guns-at-people-246-times-in-november-new-data-shows/
Chuck Wexler told the Chicago Tribune last week:
(Re: Chicago Police promotion process)
"It is easier to get a law degree than it is to become
a sergeant."
I want to know who gave Tom Dart swirlies at Mt Carmel in late 70's. Thanks, now he has an inferiority complex and loves making everyone miserable. Who made him so unhinged.
Also tell the officer Dart is trying to fire it was a family member that made the comment over the phone. Tommie the Commie cant go after them although he may try
Rahm in a photo with an known auto thief and a banger. Perfect photo op of birds of a feather sticking together. Rahmy you just don't quit. You're stupidity is continually demonstrated even when you are gone. You will always be the ass wipe we thought you were. Your buffoonery has no limits. You are gift that keeps on giving. While we laugh, ridicule and disrespect you in all ways, never forget that its not done in jest. You still are a Master Prick.
Off topic, but Rahm is gone.
024 Rubino is supervising over multiple tact secretaries. One with 3 weeks on the job. Numberous clouted "phone call" positions inside while old timers handle the calls. 06 car up for two week wonders carried on 3rd watch while p.o.s get dumped to mids....sos. Beck
Stop complaining M.M of 024 third watch. You just had two years in August. Maybe you think you're owed something but youre not! Plenty of time for to pick your nose on midnights.
http://www.lawndalenews.com/2012/02/saving-herbie-pulgar/
"blog from a Policman!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OT look at video at CWB about coat shoplifters. Makes my blood boil. I am just a citizen but I would have stopped at least one of them. Good old fashion clot he's line tackle.
If he died, will it be a Herbicide?
Anonymous said...
Dart needs to fire as many officers as he can to pay for all his failures. CBS ran segment where there have been literally thousands of attacks on his transport bosses costing taxpayers 90 million.They just had another one yesterday if CBS is reading this. Dart is so incompetent he places the same inmates on buses responsible for previous attacks. 17 attacks by one inmate and Dart still didn't classify him correctly for special transfer. He has 1/4 the actual inmates Ogrady and Sheehan had and its a total shit show.
12/17/2019 11:17:00 AM
Rex for Sheriff!
Day of Reckoning coming for Democrats in November 2020, don’t forget it
Why stop them , you knock them on their ass and Kimmy 🦊 gives an I Bond or if a Julie sends them home to steal more
and our new Mayor has tax cheat non residents by her side...what a joke--
"Flessner “has already voluntarily voided his access to the busway, which he used as a convenience in his daily commute from his South Loop residence, given traffic congestion.”
AS IF---it seems accepted that this jag lives in Naperville--chances are he was letting some buddy use the pass- but hey lets make up a lie for the public...this Mayor is just like all the rest--a lying bossy vindictive goof.
Dumb and Dumber.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Don’t forget the former city clerk Susie Mendoza gave him $1000 because she felt bad, and the goof is now Illinois state comptroller.
If Susie would’ve gave him a job with the state maybe he would’ve picked himself up he could’ve been her driver, funny when she was first made state comptroller she said the state of Illinois I was broke then she went out and bought a brand new vehicle using State money to haul her ass around. Typical Democrat.
12/17/2019 09:03:00 AM
Hey now, she’s a hell of a soccer player. Don’t forget that.
Yup, 024 is catering to a 1 year wonder who does comp stat/sdsc crap. All he does is hang out at the desk and act like he is so important. Then you have 2 useless 1 year wonders who dont have enough time for tact so they hide on 2406 car which 024 third watch has not had in years then when they get the time they will go straight tact.all while everyone else has to handle the beats.
Is he dead? I was told by a friend a couple months ago that this POS works as a mover for Coffey Bros Moving just an FYI.
Stay clear of coffee bros movers. Hire all ex felons and conveniently stuff ends up missing
Anonymous said...
Off Topic - supervisor in 024 telling officers in roll call they "need" to get ISR'S because the commander is not looking good for comp stat. Also, this particular supervisor stated "if you don't get at least one a week or so things can start to change" so in other words if officers don't start hunting things could "change" for them. Meanwhile the tact teams are busting at the seems with tight jean, beard having, two year wonders that sit around the tact office doing absolutely nothing (ISR) not to mention a made up 06 car for the two weeks on the job officers that DO NOT take jobs who drive around in an unmarked looking tacticool.
12/17/2019 10:40:00 AM
****I'm so sick of listening to this Bullshit already with these fucking supervisors worrying about us making THEM look good...well Fuck You Bosses, go out and get the ISR's yourself! Why should we worry about how you or the Commander looks? What do you do for us?
From now on, everytime a supervisor asks you for numbers, write down his name, star, date and what he or she said..then turn it into the FOP, grieve it or have the FOP file a CR against the supervisor for demanding numbers and threatening repercussions.
I miss the commercials of Mendoza kicking a soccer ball when she was running for Mayor
Blogger Bruce Dickinson said...
https://youtu.be/jPETOynoev0
12/17/2019 12:34:00 AM
Fucking hilarious.. Thank you for starting my day with a hearty laugh ��
Anonymous said:
"OT look at video at CWB about coat shoplifters. Makes my blood boil. I am just a citizen but I would have stopped at least one of them. Good old fashion clot he's line tackle."
So you would sacrifice your health, wealth, and well-being for a rack of deeply discounted coats? Not smart. At all.
Heard that a 3 star boss is now stashing his people in 024.
Topic Header should read:
BIG TIME CRIMINAL takes junior apprentice under his wing.
"Stick to financial (paper)crimes Herbie, bigger payday, little or no the prison time."
Off topic, but Rahm is gone.
024 Rubino is supervising over multiple tact secretaries. One with 3 weeks on the job. Numberous clouted "phone call" positions inside while old timers handle the calls. 06 car up for two week wonders carried on 3rd watch while p.o.s get dumped to mids....sos. Beck?
Make OZZY the XO of 024 now for an immediate counter balance to this scandalous scurrilous situation, for sufferin succotash!
pulgar...? Did he get hit in the thumb?
It seems that from the comments,someone's feelings got hurt in 024.
eventually he will get orthodontic help while in the penitentiary...
if he lives long enough
024 must be so busy that it needs two DIOs and two Tact secretaries. They make up spots for useless people. Don’t get me started on the Howdy Doody DIO, don’t trust him. He’s a snake. He takes all the intel from PO’s and passes it off as his own just so he can look good to Rubino. He then realized he was going to pick furloughs with 2nd watch and get a crap furlough so he complained and had his juice change it so he can pick with the tact teams. He took two summer furloughs. He’s supposed to be on the next sgt list. Looks like someone doesn’t want to work the summer in a busy district. 024 was a great place to work but someone is trying to reinvent the wheel.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If he died, will it be a Herbicide?
12/17/2019 09:00:00 PM
...............................
Intentional death by his own means, YES.
Otherwise, herbicide is extreme over-ingestion of Mary Jane.
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