New Area Set-Up
So we had this sent to us, and we found it lying around the station earlier yesterday (click for larger version):
Going to need some more detectives shortly.
Discuss. More detectives shortly?
Labels: department issues
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
123 Comments:
Only thing missing is Area 6, Grace and Damen! Wait, what year is this and how long was I in a coma?
Besides opening up the two areas, the 019th District is listed at Belmont and Wesren. What will be done with the building on Halsted north of Addison?
Well shit. Dropping 1, 18, 12, keeping 3, and picking up 7? Maybe they’ll get us computers in central that can run a search without timing out or fix the printer.....more work ahead on tap.
Well not picking up 7, trading 10 for 007.
Doesn’t matter how many dets are promoted. They need to be self-motivating in order to beat the bushes to solve crimes. The clearance rate will tic up a few points but nothing that would overcome decades worth of decline. Wait for COPA to start scrutinizing the dets like the cops pushing a squad. The Department will be even more demoralized.
Thank God we are not getting 003 back! Signed A/2!
Did they reopen the old 012?
Can someone tell them the 012th district hasn’t been at 100 S Racine for a few years now.
Area 3 better have a whole shit load of detectives! 6 districts??? Tax paying districts?? Yup...better have more than Area 5 and 4
Area 6 should be 2650 s. california in crimesha's office. All kinds of crimes are happening there every day.
I sure hope so.
How big of a class will the next round of detective promotions be ?
More short detectives
Shuffle the deck, then....
Kees me you fool!!!!
Did we make 500 yet
They list my old district 012 as being at 100 S Racine. I guess the clouds have not learned that that building is now a children’s theater and that the district was moved several years ago. I think it would’ve made more sense to go back to the program that 0W Wilson put in place that was six Areas. He use the telephone trunk lines for creating divisions. With cell phones being the primary Play emergency calls originate That’s no longer necessary. The reality is this looks like a bunch of busywork for merit selected idiots.
I heard Captain Chambers(2x merit) of the Inspectors Division is still walking the aisles of McCormick Place like a huge hard ass.
I can’t help but notice all the incredibly painful things established that have destroyed a really fine law enforcement agency. Between a cop eating mayor, a racist Cop hating states attorney, a horrible excuse for Sheriff and a totally worthless presiding criminal court judge I see no hope in what left of my lifetime for the productive taxpayers of Chicago. Vigilantism is the expected next phase. Shoot, scoot and stay mute.
Mayor wants this done by April 1st. Superbid, reverse seniority, and then a large Detectives class to backfill. Heard this at a meeting yesterday.
Superbid!!!
That’s a nice breakdown
Seems like Lori has calmed down but I’m still waiting for her to address the Lt cheating test scandal under Fat Eddie.
How can a chosen group of people have the actual test and the others who studied have to take the test over. Lawsuit
I an a detective, best job on the department. Good luck everybody close. We need the help.
Well what is old is new again?
Reminds me of the original district and area map from back in 1985.
Yes I have been here that long!
But not for too much longer!
I bet they will issue a new ribbon for your chest, showing how crime drops again!
In which areas will the criminals be held responsible and be brought to justice for their crimes when they are caught?
Lewin is "retiring" 15 January. Good riddance.
The difference between L.A. and Chicago is everyone is on the street or a detective in L.A. The house mouse jobs and ET work are handled by civilians. Thats why you rarely see an L.A cop over 55 still on the job.
Area one gets 7 AND 3? HGF.
Sounds like you’re going to need a whole lot more deputy chiefs, XO’s SAT and Gang teams and front office dollies.
I laughed my ass off when I saw how small the new Area 4 is going to be.
When are detectives going to start wearing body cameras? Transparency and accountability?
Welp, i guess narcotics is here to stay, can we switch out the Boss for a reasonable one. This one is a favoritism bully. I heard he had a meeting with all the sergeants in the unit and collected everyone’s cell phones before the meeting started. He is one petty dude and once again there are officers and sergeants on bad paper with no police powers who are hiding out in narcotics LL
Is 012 taking back their old building at 100 S. Racine?
A Herb Dilla Original.....Beautiful
To the moron poster above talking solving cases. Stop watching CNN and MSNBC mush.
It seems to me that more Detectives are not needed, better Detectives are needed. As they say a out CPD for years now, “CPD, All the right people in all the wrong positions”.
No Meritorious should add up down the road to more Clearups. But it will take years, and Merit Hacks will be back soon , when the Aldermen quit getting their envelopes, back it will come.
The states attorney moved her office to 26th Cal from downtown?
If they cant clear cases now with the personnel they have, that’s where the problem lies, and that’s where the dumping should begin.
This is an old map
Exactly why I hated McCarthy. First he allowed manpower to deplete and we went on a hiring binge (although mostly snowflakes were hired); then he closed Areas that we are now re-opening. What's next? Will we go back to 25 Districts? It is obvious that we have 3-4 that are way too large.
There is a little more than 75 vacancies now. Jan 1st there will be at least 110 vacancies for dics.
Will the moratorium on promotions include the "Detective as Patrolman" rank? Technically it's not really a promotion, but a bump in pay. The city could argue that and still have a merit selection process.
And are our leaders who had any part in closing down two areas going to be held accountable here? What a horrible idea that was! Lets put a brick on those people. Lets see some more resignations...! Let's keep the "purge" going...
13 or 12 as these goofs are calling it should be part of A/4. Does this also mean that any Detective or Supervisor who has previously worked in A/4 will be returning ASAP. We can only hope so. Good riddance.
They can not open a new unit without FOP..superbid etc
Confirmed!!!! Department email just came out verifying this photo. Construction to begin in January and to open by April 2020.
I sure hope this was an unapproved draft - 012 and 019 addresses are wrong. Oh wait - that’s typical CPD!
I can hear the phones ringing, and knees dropping to the floor now as they jockey for areas and watches.
Old is new again. Welcome to the 21st Century...finally albeit in retrograde.
Wonder which Pass/Fail poor test taker brain trust Merit drew up and approved (12-Dec-2019) that color coded map and forgot to update the District addresses.
They’re not multi-merit promoting the best.
Less Districts, less detectives, fewer vehicles, fewer arrests, fewer felony approvals, more crime and wuh...there’s not any centrally located Homicide unit paying a premium wage?
More Dets means more hiring, but not in 2020. Make due what what you got. Super bids and does Management still get 20% ?
The angry, distempered community activist Lari LightLoafer’s new world order could set a height limit on Dets too and a require Dets to wear identical ill fit sport coats, bow ties and a derby. And must have non confrontational buttigieg noodle arms. Magnum ‘stache optional.
Equality opportunities.
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Don’t expect Area 3 North to remain at it present location more than 3 years.
Prickwrinkle had a plan when she closed Br42 anticipating a mayoral win.
Shady GrootLoafer has the deed to that plot now, searching for less valued, desolate, crime infested, contaminated real estate somewhere else better than the Rahm-Prickwrinkle riverfront development scheme to compliment the Groot final approval of TIFs Sterling’s Bay Lincoln Yards colonization.
It’s why she hired on vacant property scout and middleman lobbyist Section8’Arena as a city development planner.
Last I checked, we were at 502.. and that was back in sept.
Now reopen the real 019.
OT Hey Bandit, what flavor lipstick do you want for Xmass?
No , Nada Merit Detectives
Also they are leaving room allegedly for 013 and 023 to come back with 013 going to area 4 or area 5 and 23 going to area 3. No 021 coming back.
Make some promotional classes. ZERO MERIT. Per the intern superintendent
Are they gonna re open the lockups in the districts?
What’s old is new again. Google the 1991 CPD Annual Report and with the exception of Area 6/now Area North, and the old Area 3(007,008,009) on 39th and California it’s practically the same.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Besides opening up the two areas, the 019th District is listed at Belmont and Wesren. What will be done with the building on Halsted north of Addison?
12/17/2019 12:18:00 AM
Due to faulty construction, it is scheduled to collapse and float away in two months.
Area 4 will once again be the most awesome place to work in the city. Nothing breakable in that area, just lots and lots of good clean fun and overtime. Like a room full of Nerf toys.
Anyone remember when the dicks actually showed up in force and within 3 days had an asshole charged???
Det’s list at 500-510
We had five areas and twenty five districts. Then CPD made 3 area's and 22 districts. CPD is SHORT detective's as well short on police officers.
Doesn't matter what you do. Area 2 will still be full of Dets and Supervisors who are ALL merit. They should just call it Area dumb.
It did not work for the chairs on the Titanic won't help Chicago either.
2019 MURDERS BY DISTRICT (through Sunday, December 15, 2019)
Each "x" equals one murder.
011: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (69)
007: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (44)
006: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (43)
015: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (38)
004: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (35)
010: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (33)
005: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (32)
008: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (31)
003: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (29)
009: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (18)
002: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (16)
012: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (16)
025: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (15)
022: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (14)
016: xxxxxxxxxx (10)
024: xxxxxxxx (8)
014: xxxxxxx (7)
017: xxxxx (5)
018: xxxx (4)
019: xxxx (4)
001: xxx (3)
020: (0)
SOURCE: Chicago Police Department
492and counting. According to Heyjackass official numbers. The City numbers are bogus always trying to hide a number shot or stabbed and killed as a death investigation. No kidding but they are dead as a door nail just the same.
Area 3 "Hollywood Division" here I come!!
2019 MURDERS (by Detective Area through December 15th)
Current Area South..........168
Current Area North..........156
Current Area Central........150
New Area 4.......................140
New Area 1.......................138
New Area 2.......................124
New Area 5........................37
New Area 3........................35
No Ozzie no Eddie with the shift.
The Eddie and Ozzie show.
Lol. The new detectives that they promote bitch and moan about their case load. They don't know how shift through the bs. They want the promotion and $$$ that comes with it but don't want to work. Same thing tor a lot of these Sgt's and Lts. They want the promotion but don't know how to supervise! A lot of them should be flipping burgers at McDonalds!
Bunch of morons mapped this up.
They just made it by HOMICIDES. Not calls for service
KnumbnutS STILL DONT KNOW WHAT A HOMICIDE UNIT WOULD BE A BID SPOT?
If Dicks will be in certain districts?
How many RBT Sgt's do they need for making compstat reports?
Sending financial crimes back to Areas?
ET's taking to long to get to scenes?
Patrol never having anything on those mystery canvass they do with cameras off.
Alot of money on police officer who just collect videos yet very little value in writing reports.
POOR BECK...
Thank God we are not getting 003 back! Signed A/2!
Thank God they kept us out of A/2!! Signed the 003rd District
...at Chicago and Homan Avenues.
Why do you need more detectives? Its the same number of districts.
Gerrymandering design by the Fifty Thieves
...all rights reserved
Detectives in January ... 150 . You heard it here first
The Belmont/Western building, and parking lot wont be big enough to hold all the detectives it will need to cover 6 districts. Remember one of those districts was consolidated a while back. I'm sure the city in all its wisdom thinks the current manpower will be able to handle it. We have all learned to do more with less. That's why the clearance rate is so unbelievably low. We will need at least three classes of 100 detectives next year. (No merit!) Any thing less is smoke and mirrors.
Area 1 and Area 4 will be busy areas. The others will be mostly fluff.
Based on the NEW area boundaries, the 11th District (70) has twice the MURDERS as the NEW Area 3 (35). The NEW Area 5 has only 37 murders.
How old is the list from the last detectives class? And when was the last time they gave a test? What number are they at ?
The "clout baby" detectives will make phone calls to get assigned to Areas 3 and 5.
Next class in January hiring about 150, hope none are merit, fuck the merits
When do we bid. Old things new again
Hopefully the Area 5 dicks will give more police service to police officers then some of the dim wit chicken shit detectives and sergeants in area north. Too afraid of lawsuits to actually investigate crime and to incompetent to conduct a real investigation.
Det list is at 502
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone remember when the dicks actually showed up in force and within 3 days had an asshole charged???
12/17/2019 01:12:00 PM
I wonder if their interrogations were ERI’d........
Anonymous said...
Anyone remember when the dicks actually showed up in force and within 3 days had an asshole charged???
12/17/2019 01:12:00 PM
Yea the good old days when we were allowed to do our jobs. 72 hours was enough time for our suspects to lie, check out his alibi, break his alibi and have him make a statement then get him charged.
I heard Captain Chambers(2x merit) of the Inspectors Division is still walking the aisles of McCormick Place like a huge hard ass.
12/17/2019 06:03:00 AM
Actually three times if you count Captain. Fat fuck with a 48 inch waist and 42 inch chest thinks he's fucking Hull Hogan. Nobody ever liked you Kevin, you are equal in strokeness to Kevin Ryan, but you are even more unlikeable, as unbelievable as that sounds. If you weren't telling everyone and their momma you were gonna be the Commander of Mass Transit maybe your juice could have saved you😂🤣😭😂🤣😭
I’ve been in the D unit way too long. I am coasting at this point, I’ve got just a year and a few months left. There are days I feel guilty about not working as hard as I once did, but then I see these assholes that show up and just after they train they’re working to find a spot where they never have to work any kind of case. They’ve all got excuses, kids etc. I can tell some of them are trying to figure out what the Hell I do. Trust me, I do what I’m asked, initiate other things too, self-manage but it’s taken me a dozen plus years to get here. I’ve no respect for any detective that doesn’t ever get a job they weren’t expecting would keep them, I also agree with another poster, you’ve got bosses that want the pay bump but don’t actually want to act like a boss to collect it
Beck should make a central homicide unit , put an Lt. In charge with hand picked docs that will work around the clock to solve Murders.
Anonymous said...
Thank God we are not getting 003 back! Signed A/2!
Thank God they kept us out of A/2!! Signed the 003rd District
12/17/2019 05:25:00 PM
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Fuck, we got stuck with 003Dist aka: land of misfits and village idiots!! Signed A/1!!
2019 MURDERS (Current 3 Areas vs. New 5 Areas) said...
2019 MURDERS (by Detective Area through December 15th)
Current Area South..........168
Current Area North..........156
Current Area Central........150
New Area 4.......................140
New Area 1.......................138
New Area 2.......................124
New Area 5........................37
New Area 3........................35
12/17/2019 03:48:00 PM
This is what happens when City Hall decides where the manpower will be and the layout of the districts. The dept fought hard to keep 011 and 015 separated but Groot’s peeps had the final call. It’ll still be a mess.
150 new detectives come January ??? Any validity to this rumor ? It would make sense.
Anonymous Keep Killin' said...
I laughed my ass off when I saw how small the new Area 4 is going to be.
12/17/2019 07:27:00 AM
Those 3 districts together account for close to a quarter of the city's homicides this year. They'll be busy
12/17/2019 06:00:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I heard Captain Chambers(2x merit) of the Inspectors Division is still walking the aisles of McCormick Place like a huge hard ass.
12/17/2019 06:03:00 AM
3 times, ill-gotten, merit
Does this mean that Area South will stop working the 10 hour day work schedule?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Belmont/Western building, and parking lot wont be big enough to hold all the detectives it will need to cover 6 districts. Remember one of those districts was consolidated a while back. I'm sure the city in all its wisdom thinks the current manpower will be able to handle it. We have all learned to do more with less. That's why the clearance rate is so unbelievably low. We will need at least three classes of 100 detectives next year. (No merit!) Any thing less is smoke and mirrors.
12/17/2019 06:21:00 PM
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? It's currently covering 7.
Thank God they kept us out of A/2!! Signed the 003rd District
12/17/2019 05:25:00 PM
Amen to that
Last dics test was May 2016. List should be up a few more years
Trim the fat in narcotics, get rid of the officer who enjoy the luxury of a take home car but don’t pull their weight
OT: I heard a rumor that retired OCD Chief Sal Avila is going to be a Deputy Chief with the Cook County Forest Preserve Police. Anyone hear anything?
What are they going to do with Gang and Sat teams?
Every one is going to be disappointed in who gets to "run" these new areas. Look for big cronyism here. This is going to be a big political hand out to LL loyalists. Remember, ALL of these people are still in on the past triple merit promos and are experts in knowing how to suck up! Now we will see who the "anointed" really are. I'd like to see interim commanders until some decent people can finally be promoted by test scores, and abilities. Leadership ability would be nice too, but that isn't one of Chicago's values these days is it?
I see a train wreck coming, and you heard it here first. I would like to see lots more early resignations before these appointments are made.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does this mean that Area South will stop working the 10 hour day work schedule?
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Not even close!!! No contract so everything stays the same.
I remember the old area 4 buzzing, every room and hook taken with processing and others waiting in lock-up.
Area 4 will be the most depressing area to work.
FOP
Time to spend some money 💰.
Hire Private Investigators to follow Merit Captains / Inspectors around for two weeks .
Send results to Superintendent Beck ,local and national news .
All will cover an anti police report .
Why aren’t Sergeants assigned as Inspectors?
Why pay a merit captain $135k a year , give them a company car to write up police officers for uniforms,grooming standards .
Plenty of captains , lieutenants, command staff with uniform , grooming violations that inspectors ignore .
Maybe they could be used on foot patrol in high crime neighborhoods.
FOP
Time to spend some money 💰.
Hire Private Investigators to follow Merit Captains / Inspectors around for two weeks .
Send results to Superintendent Beck ,local and national news .
All will cover an anti police report .
Work at the Academy, we have been told to prepare for 2 Det classes, each of 125 in Jan and March. LL wants 50 new Dets at each area, expect 50 currently working in Area HGS now to go to the homicide team at Homan. New dets will go to SVU/Youth which will handle all rapes and CSAs or RBT which will be pulled from Districts and work at the 5 Areas. All homicides and Agg Batts will be homicide team. The homicide team will get a Deputy Chief and 4 Commanders, each working 12 hour shifts, all dets and sgts will be assigned to 12 hour shifts with 3 on/4 off and reverse the following week. This is to cut down on OT. Each Commander will be responsible for a 12 hour squad of sgts and detectives. Also expect the 2 new Areas to each get a commander and 2 Lts. They are also bringing back another deputy chief position for the 2 new areas.
10 hour days are done in Area 2. Per good source
Seriously. Keep handing out the radios good.
Anonymous said...
12/17/2019 06:00:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I heard Captain Chambers(2x merit) of the Inspectors Division is still walking the aisles of McCormick Place like a huge hard ass.
12/17/2019 06:03:00 AM
Hmmm. Sounds like somebody got written up.
They really need to bring back Area 6.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Work at the Academy, we have been told to prepare for 2 Det classes, each of 125 in Jan and March. LL wants 50 new Dets at each area, expect 50 currently working in Area HGS now to go to the homicide team at Homan. New dets will go to SVU/Youth which will handle all rapes and CSAs or RBT which will be pulled from Districts and work at the 5 Areas. All homicides and Agg Batts will be homicide team. The homicide team will get a Deputy Chief and 4 Commanders, each working 12 hour shifts, all dets and sgts will be assigned to 12 hour shifts with 3 on/4 off and reverse the following week. This is to cut down on OT. Each Commander will be responsible for a 12 hour squad of sgts and detectives. Also expect the 2 new Areas to each get a commander and 2 Lts. They are also bringing back another deputy chief position for the 2 new areas.
You had me until the 12 hour shifts. The department command staff right now HATES the 10 hour days. The reason they hate it is because there are too many days off for the detectives. If a detective gets a case on a Friday they may not first look at that case for 3-4 days after it happened. 3-4 days can kill a case and kills the clearance rate and weakens cases. They are seeing this as a huge problem in area south currently. No chance they are going to let homicide detectives only work three days a week. Nothing with the case will get done especially since the rule of thumb now with the 10 hour days is that you CANNOT get a job assigned as the primary detective on your Friday because you will be off for the next 3-4 days and nothing will get done. Your myth is debunked.
Does this mean that Area South will stop working the 10 hour day work schedule?
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Not even close!!! No contract so everything stays the same.
12/18/2019 10:08:00 AM
Actually you’re wrong. The 10 hour day is not a contractual thing per se. it’s actually a negotiated memorandum of understanding. It pretty much just says that the city, department and union agree on the terms of the 10 hour day. Like anything, the city can back out at any minute. In turn, the FOP can only then file an unfair labor practice which as we all know means nothing at all. It takes 7-12 months or more to get something back and if they find in the unions favor nothing changes, it just means that the city has to work out something with the union in the future.. that’s it. The 10 hour day is broken. All 5 detective areas are going to the same schedule when this rolls out.
Can’t wait to get my A 4 sweatshirt out of the box!!! We re back baby!!
Close 020. No homicide no crime.
003 has a few good P/O's, but many are definitely misfits and dogs (sit on jobs).
Signed Eddie Johnson's Johnson
The homicide team will get a Deputy Chief and 4 Commanders,
Ya, right.
pity the supervisors and working coppers in 3
"...a cop eating mayor..."
Pictures?
"...Hey Bandit! What flavor lipstick do you want for Christmas?..."
It's the preferred flavor used by all Democrat males. It's called ManWeeNee.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
"...more short detectives..."
Taller ones do a better job?
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