Criminals, Don't worry about staying long because Crimella, Evans, Dart, Larri and misc crooked alderscum are all on your side. And if you do have to stay awhile every night is pizza and a movie night and you can be working on your rap songs at their recording studio. So consider it a working holiday of sorts. After your release go north to Canada as their penal system is much more accommodating. And they just love new people coming into their country. Overlook their PM in blackface, after all he was only a boy of 29 and he apologized and the fools still reelected him. Forgive, forget and vote often. They will love you up north. Just make sure to shoplift one of those nice winter coats before the trip. Crimella says it's Okay.
That Christmas photo makes me think of Obama... Namely that I wish his ass was in the wagon heading off to jail for all this misdeeds. Him and/or Richie Daley.
Well, the Sun-Times has more pressing issues to inform the citizens about. At 0637 a check of their website show an article on the front page about Eddie Murphy using cuss words on SNL...No I am not a subscriber
Driving around in dirty vehicles just doesn’t give a favorable impression of the department or the city. I know there are more important things, but still.
Entitlement Community Affordable I-Bonds make those transports a thing of the past. Wagons are doing more station desk runs than lockup or 26th St runs.
I remember a cranky Sgt always having a hissy fit over these sophomore antics. Lot Artists would simply write wash me, or keep back10,000 ft, driver has no cash, cry baby on board, keep hands clear live animals inside, assorted glyphs, etc. The objective was to get the obsessive disorder wagon master to go down on an 3 hr. hand wash right after a morning court run. Thinking about it, I’ll bet the wagon master wrote most of stuff himself.
Anonymous Anonymous said... Aside from cops, those who had jury duty and of course- criminal scum- many in Chicago might not get the humor in the destination.
Merry Christmas - tis the season for quasi inside jokes...
12/23/2019 12:44:00 AM
Any Chicagoan who doesn't know what 26th and Cal is has been living under a rock.
Driving around in dirty vehicles just doesn’t give a favorable impression of the department or the city. I know there are more important things, but still.
Holy shit! If you care even in the slightest for this corrupt department or our police hating city. You might be a mental and need to be medicated.
OT.....The Jim Crowley story touched my heart during the xms season, so sorry to hear about that, i am a suburban guy with 24 yrs on the job and i am glad to see he was not forgotten this year and did not know his story. SCC lets get him home with a go fund me!
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Cop humor, always the best!
CCSO buses and having the free Xmas Pizza to all "justice involved" riders promotion again... Holly Jolly indeed!
Aside from cops, those who had jury duty and of course- criminal scum- many in Chicago might not get the humor in the destination.
Merry Christmas - tis the season for quasi inside jokes...
Criminals, Don't worry about staying long because Crimella, Evans, Dart, Larri and misc crooked alderscum are all on your side. And if you do have to stay awhile every night is pizza and a movie night and you can be working on your rap songs at their recording studio. So consider it a working holiday of sorts. After your release go north to Canada as their penal system is much more accommodating. And they just love new people coming into their country. Overlook their PM in blackface, after all he was only a boy of 29 and he apologized and the fools still reelected him. Forgive, forget and vote often. They will love you up north. Just make sure to shoplift one of those nice winter coats before the trip. Crimella says it's Okay.
I know who won't ride in the Polar Express... Michigan Ave shoplifters.
Christmas Kim won't prosecute so no one will file charges and all can loot, loot, loot into the new year.
Just want until the wash me doodles move into New Year 2020 theme... Oh the language which might be used...
That Christmas photo makes me think of Obama... Namely that I wish his ass was in the wagon heading off to jail for all this misdeeds. Him and/or Richie Daley.
COPA, the Mayor, IAD, and any liberal-leftist entity is investigated— offices are on call back after getting their balls clipped
Years ago I saw a wagon with the "Escape to Wisconsin " bumper sticker. Still makes me laugh.
That picture should read Polar I-Bond Express!!!!
Very nice!
Should read: Polar Express to chill at the Morgue...
Well, the Sun-Times has more pressing issues to inform the citizens about. At 0637 a check of their website show an article on the front page about Eddie Murphy using cuss words on SNL...No I am not a subscriber
it took me a minute to find the joke.......
Driving around in dirty vehicles just doesn’t give a favorable impression of the department or the city. I know there are more important things, but still.
Entitlement Community Affordable I-Bonds make those transports a thing of the past.
Wagons are doing more station desk runs than lockup or 26th St runs.
I remember a cranky Sgt always having a hissy fit over these sophomore antics.
Lot Artists would simply write wash me, or keep back10,000 ft, driver has no cash, cry baby on board, keep hands clear live animals inside, assorted glyphs, etc. The objective was to get the obsessive disorder wagon master to go down on an 3 hr. hand wash right after a morning court run. Thinking about it, I’ll bet the wagon master wrote most of stuff himself.
Kilroy was Here.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Aside from cops, those who had jury duty and of course- criminal scum- many in Chicago might not get the humor in the destination.
Merry Christmas - tis the season for quasi inside jokes...
12/23/2019 12:44:00 AM
Any Chicagoan who doesn't know what 26th and Cal is has been living under a rock.
The kimmie express.check in,then check out.
More like the Cookies & Milk police, nowadays...
"Willy Lump-Lump Traveling
Circus & Freak Show"
Smiley face emoticon but with a big
bump on it's head and -X X- for eyes.
-Back of the 011 wagon ca. 1990
One of the little things that made us smile...
Can you fit the entire Bears team in there? They should be locked up for stealing
Bi-Polar express
Driving around in dirty vehicles just doesn’t give a favorable impression of the department or the city. I know there are more important things, but still.
Holy shit! If you care even in the slightest for this corrupt department or our police hating city. You might be a mental and need to be medicated.
Ah the good ole days.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
OT.....The Jim Crowley story touched my heart during the xms season, so sorry to hear about that, i am a suburban guy with 24 yrs on the job and i am glad to see he was not forgotten this year and did not know his story. SCC lets get him home with a go fund me!
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