Dart Ran Out of What Now?
Not pizza trimmings, please.
Oh God, the humanity!!!
Oh God, the humanity!!!
- SCC,
Dart ran out of EM devices (ankle monitors and the base stations to go with them) due to the huge number of releases going on right now.
Labels: county, we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
34 Comments:
They dont monitor them any way. Give them one of those sling garage door openers... At least it will have a purpose.
All prisoners will take an oath and promise to not leave the residence, cross their hearts.
Maybe one day the community will run out of bullets....
"Since March 1, the population at the Cook County Jail has fallen from more than 5,600 detainees down to 4,124 – a decline of 26%. On that same day, the sheriff’s office was using electric monitoring devices on more than 2,400 defendants outside the jail, which it said was the largest such population in the country for any single jail and the most it had ever handled at a single time"
...what could go wrong
What's the difference they weren't tracking them anyways. Order more Putz.
So I suppose this will be the Trump blame at next Fantass Putzkers presser. The President allowed us to run out of ankle monitoring devices. The President's response, if you weren't so soft on the Illinois criminals you wouldn't have that problem. Keep the criminals in jail where they belong. The Virus is just part of their punishment. Called Karma, or the self cleaning oven.
The $150,000 /yr inventory control VP lost count of the monitors. To busy trying to find his mask and gloves. Dart fixed the problem hired the VP a $100K/yr assistant whose husband works for the Tribune so problem solved.
No ankle bracelets?
Just start chaining them together like Poitier and Curtis in "The Defiant Ones."
My little doggie has a chip in it. Works great. Use those.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
They are going days without any of the releases being monitored or checked on. Should be some successful lawsuits agains the county after this warm weekend. Be sure to seek major punitive damages against these fucking morons letting violent persons out of jail and prison without any supervision or monitoring.
And to think they kept Blago locked up for eight years. WTF. Rod what do you think?
Dart no matter how many media or relatives it won't matter. Your career is over.
Under O'Grady and Sheehan we had 3 times inmates and way less issues.
Remember when that Flannery hack reporter from Beverly had this fluff piece on dart that reminded me on North Korea state media. See him on Facebook and his kid page celebrating mother earth day ( tree hugger lib group) and says employer senior policy advisor to Sheriff. The kid had to be in his early twenties. This was years ago so may be old enough to drive now. Such a joke!!
Sad thing is CPD will have to deal with all these criminals because of our great Sheriff.
Wait till all those Rocket Scientists start looting and harassing the taxpayers, CPD will sure have their hands full and guess whos going to suffer, the taxpayer!
who cares? No one checks up on these released " monitored" prisoners in the first place.
Start naming the relatives and what outlet they work for
Why do they even give this clown a platform, he's a total idiot who should have never been elected sheriff.
oh wait, don't tell me this shit comes from china?
No worries.
He'll get a bunch of them back when the releasees get tossed back in the can for re-offending.
A chain gang with six-foot intervals would be appropriate.
Supply chain? There is a never ending supply of criminals in cook county...No need to break the chain by any stretch.
Just use garage door openers.... they’d be just as effective!
At least he's still got plenty of pepperoni.
who cares if dart ran out. the program is a total farce.
The Sheriff acting like he's John Wayne now was just calling for no cash bail few years ago. He better hopes the media can prop him or game over
Resignation time
Micro chip them like they do dogs.issue wands to the police.problem solved. Save but big money.
I heard they were looking into having affordable bonded inmates wear tinker bells on the ankles instead, once let’go it alerts folks beforehand that they’re being stalked/preyed upon giving potential victims a fair shot at running away. It so happens DilDart put one on his kitty Mr. Whiskers, often seek scouring the general population yard looking for discarded pizza crusts. Some inmates have dander allergies.
Fuck Tom Dart!!!!!
Another screw up by the Crook County government. Big Toni the Goiter and Dart are two dumb shits along with the County Board of Dimwits trying to fool the citizens with the China Rona scam. Free the criminal elements. Sounds good to the uninformed but once again and the county is unprepared much like the rest of the Sink Hole state of Illinois. The zoo, better known as the Crook County Jail couldn't plan a head and get additional monitoring devise.
Hell they can't operate under normal conditions with Dart's bull shit programs. They only thing that works over their is the inmates humiliating female attorneys via the public masturbation exhibitions and the pizza party program. How many millions of tax payer dollars is that going to costs us Tommy Boy, when the ladies settle all the law suits. Crook County Jail doing what does best - substandard operations.
The only kind of electronic monitoring I want to see on a released criminal is like the SciFi movie stuff which explodes when they leave a defined perimeter, or which can be remotely activated if they misbehave.
Seriously, 4000 people in the jail, almost 50% more out on the street? Dart is fucking useless. Can we get someone like Joe Arpaio in there to rack em and stack em and feed them green baloney?
Sick and tired of Democrats endangering us all with their coddle the criminal idiocy
Dart also ran out of brains when he was eighteen.
Preckwinkle is already whining the county is broke again. How are they going to paying all Farts lawsuits in pipeline like masturbation 22 million settlement or inmate beaten to death. Lay off a few hundred more officers, never clout exempts or media kin
Evans judicial Corona order allows these fuck nut offenders to petition the court for a lowered bond. They go from No Bond status, to being released on a 50K D Bond. Then they're allegedly put on home monitoring. Yea,and soon you too will get a new contract.
Retired Fun Sucker.
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