New Unit Designs
If you're going to be doing clean-up, you gotta have the proper equipment.
So which version does everyone prefer?
Version A:
Version B:
Vote in the comments.
UPDATE: Here's the proposed uniform:
Thanks to everyone who sent these in.
UPDATE: More lies from the Department?
So which version does everyone prefer?
Version A:
Vote in the comments.
UPDATE: Here's the proposed uniform:
Thanks to everyone who sent these in.
UPDATE: More lies from the Department?
- He drops it on the bosses last Monday that he's going to disband gangs and sat but tells the gang guys/girls that they can still work together as a team on a district gang level. Less than 4 days later, he pulls a 180 because he realized that none of those officers wanted anything to do with his failure-in-the-works mobile unit.
So what does he do? Reneges on the offer to stay as a team on a district level and forces these units to submit a to-from requesting to go to one of 4 locations: Area West, Area South, Central Control, or back to unit of assignment. If a to-from wasn't submitted at all, that officer is left to management discretion.
The idea of allowing gang teams to exist on a district level is now completely off the table. Commanders are begging HQ to have gang teams in their districts because they know damn well they need that presence in places like 011, 010, 006, 007. The mobile unit that Brownie thinks will replace gang teams will never produce the results he thinks it will and the body count will rise.
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
90 Comments:
The blind leading the blind. Love the new uniforms and truck B. <3
The blind leading the blind. Love the new uniforms and truck B. <3
I hope no one volunteers and anyone forced there doesn’t do a thing. All of you who support the quadruple merit bosses because of whatever race they may be should volunteer. None of you will, everyone wants a do-nothing spot when you support do-nothing hacks.
Nice job Barz!
It's too late for anything. Even the hard chargers are feeling disgruntled. Sure there are a few that will still try but those numbers are way fewer than before. The only thing that will get the motors running again will be a change in leadership. That includes the supe, asa, and mayor. If you can squeeze in a new governor and sheriff then you're really in business. Those changes, however, need to be good ones for it to work. You know, people with spines who know how to think for themselves. So sit back and get some popcorn (leave Booby's alone). The shit show is already underway and it will be a while before it's over.
Time for adults to read the contract.
If you think your are a special police officers and can save this failing city please quit calling the UNION to help you in a clouted spot..
Bad enough the BOAT police stand up in a FOP meeting and want more money for a clouted unit.
Admit that the city has no LOVE for you. you are an employee and you are replaceable with a recruit. Go back to a district find a new partner and write up traffic cards.
most of you make over 70k a year learn to live within your means. and quit getting hit with bricks because a whites shirt has not been trained in RIOTS. You stand around in front of a statue protecting it while the mayor and alderman give you no contract.
RETREAT!!!!
They told you a bat is not a deadly weapon
just leave when you are a block away go on radio and state destruction of state statue is a misdemeanor you request a AREA DEPUTY CHIEF to be on scene.
LORI HATES YOU QUIT BEING STUPID!
Anyone on this job who took a knee should be the first to be used to staff this unit.
I want the uniform so I can keep my beard.
The Dummy from Dallas is stepping on his dick again. Dam that must hurt real bad. What the hell is Cater doing allowing the Dummy to look like a dummy again. This new HQ's team and related management changes have fucked things up even more.
Hey Dummy Brown how was your Friday night. Where you out at the Columbus defacement tonight. It made national news again. Are you gonna get an ass whipping come Monday from the Murder Queen. BTW: what will the body count be come Monday. That should be an interesting conversation to be in on with the Little Shit. More importantly how many bags of garbage, dog shit and tutoring sessions were accomplished under your new Community Policing scheme. Winning trust in the Community one bag of garbage at a time. Now that's real leadership.
Don't say we and a few dozen readers didn't warn this was going to be a disaster.
Place a large shovel in front and a backhoe in the rear and you've got something there to clean up any ghetto carnage...
This is the funniest thing you’ve ever posted.
UPDATE: Here's the proposed uniform:
Thanks to everyone who sent these in.
I believe he is currently working at thee kissing bandit's lair...
How’s retirement going Elgin?
Gangs will be back just low key.
You mean the hard working Proles of Englewood are not joyfully volunteering to join the Glorious People's Police in making their neighborhoods a better place?
Lenin and Marx are shocked I tell you, Shocked!
I approve of both of the new wagon designs. This should help to reduce overcrowding at both county and IDOC. Someone ask Richard Mell if he knows of any good landfills that we can use.
How are you going to notice the extra bodies in the bleeding mound that is already piling up?
Will we go to 5 Dead People a Day? More?
Version B, because it is a twin rear axle that can carry up to 44,000 lbs. of shit!
Version A, is a single axle and can only handle smaller loads, which is NOT enough for City Hall or HQ. BULLSHIT!
Version B is best!
Send in the scoops!
Add a front loader and you got yourself a vehicle that can scoop from the front and load from the back. Also with optional equipment double as a plow.
You want to know what defunding looks like? My wife works for Stockton PD and commutes from Elk Grove, a Sacramento suburb out here in Cali. 75% of the force has less than 5 years experience. And the oldest homicide detective is 33 years old. As soon as you get that golden 3-5 years experience, it's a lateral transfer to a nice conservative cowtown, or the Sac Suburbs. My wife is now in the final phase of getting hired with the Sac Sheriff. This is what will happen to Chicago PD soon. As goes California, so goes the nation. You've been warned.
F this no good department. The good bosses make this job bare-able. The bad ones suck.
Those same units just put out a NOJO in the admin messages .. so confused but if that's not a hint and clue to stay away beard growing skinny Jean wearing and NOW scarf wearing 2 yr wonders... then you deserve it when you land in 2 and 5 after this crash and burns.
Two Dead, Sixteen Wounded by 10:00 PM.
Friday is getting off to a bad start.
Pray for Rain.
Pray for Rain.
Here are the facts! For you young hard chargers!
The Mayor and Superintendent just lied to you!
Get over it and learn from it! We all on the Job are lied to,
By suspects by bosses, by crook county states attorneys.
It’s as normal as the sun coming up!
Maybe a CR on false reports is needed to see nothing will change
I like the maid outfit!
It shows some class and style
When I am asked what I do for a living!
My answer is Sanitation Engineering, Garbage collector for city........
Why are there only Chicago Police Officers with streets and sanitation people cleaning up the communities garbage to build trust? Where the fuck are the community members and alderasses? Couldnt streets and sanitation clean up garbage and repair vandalism all these past years without Police Officers trust? If the derelict mayor of Chicago wont stop child murderers then I suppose grootcifer wont stop the packs of asswipe drivers on I57 and Dan Ryan traveling 100mph plus weaving in out of traffic racing and chasing each other because they are going to if not already maim and kill innocent people too.Are Illinois State Police picking up community trash too ? There wasnt one Trooper to be seen,not even just parked with their lights on.
DIO in 010 (mr snap chat himself J.A.) was rolling around 99 in the heart of the SDs when he leaves his unmarked with the keys in it and running. When he comes back the unmarked sqd was gone. Over an hour later they find it 3 blocks way.
WTF are they hiring and putting in sports where 3 years on the job isnt enough. Gezz.
This proves the out of town brown clown will fit right in. Being a lier is the first requirement to work for frog face.
A for the truck but I will need a shorter shirt. I want an inside spot driving the truck.
SCC: OT but relevant - Your post regarding the Census Cowboy was blatantly plagiarized by NBC 5's morning anchor Katie Kim who labeled the story as "truly beautiful!" Instead of donating to the Chaplains Unit, Ms. Kim should be forced to stand in front of NU Medill School of Journalism holding a sign stating"I steal my stories from a police blog which has more integrity than NBC5!" Carol Moron should join her with a sign proclaiming that "I fallaciously created the Legend of Laquan McDonald!" Maybe that will inspire future NU journalists to properly attribute their reporting.
Retired .38 spl+P
O/T They are bringing back Karen Rowen to assist sleepie Barb to try and straighten out the cuntsent degree. Sleepie has no clue and neither do the rest of the merit,I scored 55% on the tests so promote me hacks. Karen please reconsider and stay away. Don't get dragged into this port a potty mess because if it go's bad larry will pound you into the ground.
Anonymous said...
DIO in 010 (mr snap chat himself J.A.) was rolling around 99 in the heart of the SDs when he leaves his unmarked with the keys in it and running. When he comes back the unmarked sqd was gone. Over an hour later they find it 3 blocks way.
WTF are they hiring and putting in sports where 3 years on the job isnt enough. Gezz.
7/18/2020 04:06:00 AM
That rests squarely on the shoulders of the brilliant kneeling commander
Anonymous Anonymous said...
You want to know what defunding looks like? My wife works for Stockton PD and commutes from Elk Grove, a Sacramento suburb out here in Cali. 75% of the force has less than 5 years experience. And the oldest homicide detective is 33 years old. As soon as you get that golden 3-5 years experience, it's a lateral transfer to a nice conservative cowtown, or the Sac Suburbs. My wife is now in the final phase of getting hired with the Sac Sheriff. This is what will happen to Chicago PD soon. As goes California, so goes the nation. You've been warned.
7/18/2020 01:36:00 AM
These morons WANTinexperienced. They are trainable and deeply brsinwashed. God help us!!!
How about a motorized bassinet..... since we’re more fetal than ever.
B looks fast and nimble but would bubba wallace drive it?
needs more lace dammit.
Bunch of reckless clowns in 010 nowadays. It used to be a good place to work with hard nosed vets. 3rd watch bid spot was around 10 years. Now it’s all millennial goofs with Chicago tattoos and perfect makeup jobs
Anonymous said...
Why are there only Chicago Police Officers with streets and sanitation people cleaning up the communities garbage to build trust? Where the fuck are the community members and alderasses? Couldnt streets and sanitation clean up garbage and repair vandalism all these past years without Police Officers trust? If the derelict mayor of Chicago wont stop child murderers then I suppose grootcifer wont stop the packs of asswipe drivers on I57 and Dan Ryan traveling 100mph plus weaving in out of traffic racing and chasing each other because they are going to if not already maim and kill innocent people too.Are Illinois State Police picking up community trash too ? There wasnt one Trooper to be seen,not even just parked with their lights on.
7/18/2020 03:15:00 AM
Brown the clown is absolutely clueless, listening on the radio to the downtown disaster last night at Grant Park some copper called for the streets and sanitation clean up with all the debris they found that they were going to be throwing at the Police Brown get on the radio refused to allow streets and sanitation to pick up the objects that could be hurled at the police! What the fuck is this moronic thinking he just shuffle the deck on the titanic looks like we’re sinking even quicker! Watching a video on the New York law-enforcement rant to complete one the coppers being pummeled with everything from fireworks bricks piss bottles frozen shit and then a sergeant getting hit in the head clearly on video how many ended up in the hospital!
https://lerant.proboards.com/thread/23336/18-chicago-cops-injured-ambush
The insurrection is due to democratic ideals Democratic leader ship which is everything wrong with United States definitely everything wrong with that corruption filled city county and state where we live at with the feds ever come in here and do a forensic audit in March all of these pieces of shit elected out of their palaces and into the prison system where they belong?
Who is this Kissing Bandit to which you are referring?
I like the first truck!
You must send that uniform, with the cutie still in it, over to my pretty loft give the final inspection.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Blind leading the blind
We got a lot of teachers collecting paychecks for doing nothing. Let them clean it up.
Send the teachers to do that 'social work.' They've been getting paid, full salary for staying home, unless they're out marching yelling, "F--k the Police!"
Anonymous said...
You want to know what defunding looks like? My wife works for Stockton PD and commutes from Elk Grove, a Sacramento suburb out here in Cali. 75% of the force has less than 5 years experience. And the oldest homicide detective is 33 years old. As soon as you get that golden 3-5 years experience, it's a lateral transfer to a nice conservative cowtown, or the Sac Suburbs. My wife is now in the final phase of getting hired with the Sac Sheriff. This is what will happen to Chicago PD soon. As goes California, so goes the nation. You've been warned.
7/18/2020 01:36:00 AM
Anyone with less than 10 years on is a fool to stay. You don't even have to go far. Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan. Go somewhere where you can be the real police. I don't have to call or ask anyone to approve anything. I take everyone to jail. misdemeanors too. It's a blast having pro police, mostly republican people running the show here.
Maybe they can bring the old Harley Trikes back. You could load the trunk with rakes, hoes, and shovels for those hard to reach messes.
Time for adults to read the contract.
If you think your are a special police officers and can save this failing city please quit calling the UNION to help you in a clouted spot..
Bad enough the BOAT police stand up in a FOP meeting and want more money for a clouted unit.
The union works for us! No blowing hot air because you want to talk about old regime vs new regime, if I'm in a clout unit Do Your F'n Job FOP
DIO in 010 (mr snap chat himself J.A.) was rolling around 99 in the heart of the SDs when he leaves his unmarked with the keys in it and running. When he comes back the unmarked sqd was gone. Over an hour later they find it 3 blocks way.
WTF are they hiring and putting in sports where 3 years on the job isnt enough. Gezz.
I was on the watch my entire career, no phone call or nothing just generating an RD after and RD for 12 years now. Can someone explain to me wtf is a DIO, what do they do, and when's the next exam for this DIO position.
Paycheck. That's all I'm here for at this point. Never felt so useless. :/
Both designs work if they are used as Paddy Wagons.
Bring out your dead, bring out your dead...But, I'm not dead yet!
Streets and Sans had donated a couple unmarked garbage truck from their dilapidated motor pool and are being striped and outfitted with an extended rear ledge to hold a Team of 8 hanging on the back. For real. I seen it.
The uniform change won’t happen unless City buys first issue, although optional wear is approved all future man-bun recruits would be required to buy their own. Re-Imagined police, nice pay and good argument for S&S to get a better contract deal.
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Hash Brown flip-flopping all of sudden is so Larri. She has him so dumbfounded he can’t think straight.
So, why are there gang teams or tact teams if the States Atty Office isn’t prosecuting? Didn’t Hash last week bemoan catch and release before he was scolded not to bring that up ever again?
Why is it only the CB numbers activity Merit bosses get the see promotion benefit of sending out seek, chase, arrest teams into CCSAO/COPA territory?
A CB that leads to shithead resistance will not be justified no matter what.
Stay Fetal.
Quarantine 1st & 16
In the span of 15 Hours yesterday into this morning 46 CITIZENS OF CHICAGO WERE SHOT WITH 6 MURDERED!During that same span of time 18 POLICE OFFICERS WERE SERIOUSLY INJURED IN AN AMBUSH at Grant Park.And this morning on each and every news outlet there is not 1 story regarding either of these atrocities.President TRUMP and the United States Government please send help and take over this City NOW!!!!
Thank God I am retired I worked Gangs for 24 yrs and it was a very rewarding job , Today you are not allowed to be the police and I feel sorry for any PO and that mean all races all gender and all Nationally s Stay Safe and go home every night thats all that counts. Instead of Taking Gangs out how about Going back some years and having Gangs North,West and South . Oh I forgot KIMMY would let all the Banger out anyway . Chicago is going to hell like Detroit
I love the French Maid regulation uniform! I guess this means you guys are going to have to shave your legs now! Eeeekkk!!!
Wasn’t it da mayor calling for Batman the other day, right before he
introduced the Felon Cowboy?
Well.......somebody better light up the BAT signal and send it high.....
In less than 24 hours, we have:
SIX (6). D E A D
THIRTY FIVE. (35). WOUNDED
Holy Crap. And two more days to go yet on this sunny summer weekend......
What will it take for ANYONE, ANYONE to realize that letting criminals out of jail,
not prosecuting crimes, plea bargaining violent crimes to probation IS NOT WORKING??
I'll go with Version A, still looks like a police vehicle instead of a checkered pizza truck that's sinking.
Oh - greetings and salutations back at our rulers.
Fuck 50 + 1
If you can figure this out let me know.
FEMA sending refrigerated mortuary trucks to Texas
but AAA says Topsail NC is open for vacation business.
Must be a fucking big country, ya'll.
They need the Rhino back out there.
Sorry but garbage men receive more respect. P.S. F U Larry.
004th district has gangs from 75th to 136th street, they stretch from every corner of city who is shitting who.
If being a city street cleaner isn;t written into special orders for brown and littlefeet.
I refuse to believe that Lori Lightfoot is racist! She is such a "good" and "competent" mayor after all!
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Calls Kayleigh McEnany a 'Karen'
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/16/chicago-mayor-lori-lightfoot-calls-kayleigh-mcenany-a-karen-slur/
Anonymous said...
Send in the scoops!
7/18/2020 01:26:00 AM
That’s what we really need.
Do I have to shave my legs when I put on the new Uniform?
Do these guys get to park their new trucks at 55th and Central by all of the Streets and Sans guys hanging out all day? Every so often the Blue Trucks will move down Central and hide in the Shop & Save Parking lot.
Lighthead and her Street and Sans bosses are ok with this?
Whichever one comes with the accessory grinder: https://ekoton.com/resources/products/900_20161120183241_b44135b20c1.jpg
Latest best word is Lightweight bought house in Sauganash. 5700 something Rodgers in 17. Behind tennis courts of Sauganash park.Kind of gross looking house actually. Fits.
DIO in 010 (mr snap chat himself J.A.) was rolling around 99 in the heart of the SDs when he leaves his unmarked with the keys in it and running. When he comes back the unmarked sqd was gone. Over an hour later they find it 3 blocks way.
WTF are they hiring and putting in sports where 3 years on the job isnt enough. Gezz.
Yeah the guys an idiot... But you complaining about it on here shows that you have nothing better to do with your time....
Personally I'd prefer something more akin to a bulldozer, or maybe the "scoops" from Soylent Green (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geol8k3rsLM). Do they make a front-loading wood chipper?
This way you could just drive right through the "peaceful protesters."
rb
Hey you guys have been collecting garbage for ever about time they gave you the right vehicle.
Nice skirt. Kind of fits the news CPD policing model. But a lot of you guys and gals are going to have to lose a lot of weight to pull it off.
Remember: Don’t forget to properly sort your waste! Many of these protesters carry I phones which can be recycled!
Lucky Landlord.
Anonymous said...
I refuse to believe that Lori Lightfoot is racist! She is such a "good" and "competent" mayor after all!
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Calls Kayleigh McEnany a 'Karen'
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/16/chicago-mayor-lori-lightfoot-calls-kayleigh-mcenany-a-karen-slur/
7/18/2020 12:31:00 PM
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Racist slur's coming from a frumpy balding midget who rides ponies is laughable. This is especially true coming from somebody who allows for 400+ murders and over 2000K shootings in six months, now that's shameful.
Turned in 5 teachers for living outside the city
Retired a long time now so I do not have any skin in the game but how about this. You know the addresses of all these aldermen who are asking for your jobs. Why not organize a mass protest (riot) at there homes. Go there to deface and destroy their homes. According to them that is part of a peaceful protest. Wear all black clothing with ski masks. When they feelthteatened they will call the police to protect them. Of course officers will respond. But let the responding officers all take a knee. Remember, the mayor and alderman do not want you to make arrests for the damage you are doing. As long as you stay masked you will not be identified and will not be arrested for the damage that you do. Turn this madness around and use it against them.
425 by Monday AM. No stopping a good thing. Saw some more wolfing on Mag Mile. Lol that the high end stores are getting hit. At his reset every ghetto whore will be sporting designer duds. What are the society bitches gonna do then, hit Goidwill.
They do need the auto loafers and a gun turret with a working 50 cal. Don’t forget the armor and run flat tires. A speed governor mandatory nothing over 20 mph. Plenty fast and safe for even CPD drivers.
Version B definitely! It’s got that new design that just screams multiculturalism, gender equality, inclusiveness and it just makes you feel really good inside! every time I see that design when I walk up to my beat car, I feel like I’m masturbating on a water bed :-)
7/18/2020 02:37:00 PM
Yeah the guys an idiot... But you complaining about it on here shows that you have nothing better to do with your time....
Welllll dah... its either this or buy crap on Amazon.. while I sit at my fixed post guarding a covid testing site so the savages dont steal it.
Complaining nah.. more like letting everyone know to be aware of this clown if they ever come across a cluster F his...
Hate to see other POs get caught in his web of stupidity.
Then again isnt that what the comments on her are for.. complaining!!!
So maybe its YOU who doesnt have anything better to do with YOUR time BUT to sift through comments on the blog and agree with one but then try attack the poster!
By polar much???
Let me guess hes your old team mate from the 1064 2 year wonder team?!?!?!?
Maybe they can bring the old Harley Trikes back. You could load the trunk with rakes, hoes, and shovels for those hard to reach messes.
Why would you want to waste that valuable storage space with rakes shovels and garden tools?
Drill a small hole in the bottom, put a cork in it. Then fill the trunk with beer and ice. Get a couple of cases in there easily.
Does anyone remember the old story about the 3 wheel copper that tipped his trike over in the Loop and spilled beer and ice all over noon time crosswalk?
"Anonymous said...
You want to know what defunding looks like? My wife works for Stockton PD and commutes from Elk Grove, a Sacramento suburb out here in Cali. 75% of the force has less than 5 years experience. And the oldest homicide detective is 33 years old. As soon as you get that golden 3-5 years experience, it's a lateral transfer to a nice conservative cowtown, or the Sac Suburbs. My wife is now in the final phase of getting hired with the Sac Sheriff. This is what will happen to Chicago PD soon. As goes California, so goes the nation. You've been warned.
7/18/2020 01:36:00 AM"
Thanks for checking in from California-istan there sport! Many clear eyed coppers have seen the writing on the wall for the last 12 years. No need for warnings, enjoy the land of fruits and nuts!
Looks like you guys and gals will be busy on Tuesday........stay safe.
https://www.protestchicago.com/
When you guys start wearing the French maid regulation uniform, you should have a contest to see who has the nicest legs! :-)
Version A, It's got a light bar.
7/18/2020 04:31:00 PM
Has the right idea.
After the bold and glorious people's revolution fails I think we are headed to Soylent Green style living and policing. Just don't turn any of those nasty ass protesters in to food. Forget not being fit for dog food, they aren't fit to be turned in to kitty litter. Try to find a landfill that doesn't leak in to the water table. That would be the place to unload the trucks.
Here's your chance to sport attire other than skinny jeans....enjoy it hard chargers, atleast you'll have Sunday and Monday off to clean up your own blocks.
Nice skirt. Kind of fits the news CPD policing model. But a lot of you guys and gals are going to have to lose a lot of weight to pull it off.
7/18/2020 04:42:00 PM
Honey, you'd be surprised how many like'em plump! I've been told I'm too skinny by some, told eat more and you don't need to work out.
And to the insecure who work out feverishly and starve themselves, know God made you special! You are beautiful and I pray you can see it every time you look in the mirror or when some bully tells you your ugly/too fat/too short/too dark/light etc. . .
You want to know what defunding looks like? My wife works for Stockton PD and commutes from Elk Grove, a Sacramento suburb out here in Cali. 75% of the force has less than 5 years experience. And the oldest homicide detective is 33 years old. As soon as you get that golden 3-5 years experience, it's a lateral transfer to a nice conservative cowtown, or the Sac Suburbs. My wife is now in the final phase of getting hired with the Sac Sheriff. This is what will happen to Chicago PD soon. As goes California, so goes the nation. You've been warned.
Its already happening with the newer officers and recruits.
Honey, you'd be surprised how many like'em plump!
7/19/2020 12:56:00 PM
As one of the many, I will attest. You wrote the truth!
Nothing wrong with being a chubby chaser.
From one who knows.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
May I kees you Keesing Bandit?
If you pass my stringent requirements, yes.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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