Monday, July 06, 2020

Old Friend, New Look

Have you visited the HeyJackass.com site lately?  We were just looking at the latest stats and we noticed some features that we hadn't sen before. Maybe we're behind the times, but there is:
  • corona-meter;
  • corona demographics;
  • age of victim meter;
  • corona comorbidity
It's like a one-stop statistical fountain for all your casualty counting needs! Which come to think of it, is exactly what we use it for.

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I use HeyJackAss as my gateway to SCC and CWB.

7/06/2020 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, they are so specific that pretty soon they will have the actual autopsy findings!

7/06/2020 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Awesome site :)

Keeps everyone honest. Including City Hall!

7/06/2020 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't ever change, SCC. Your "look" is just fine.
CWB really lost it a couple years back.
Dropped an iconic film noir photo. What a mistake.

7/06/2020 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was on days for the 4th and my Corona meter was spinning after I got home.

7/06/2020 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, HJ, CWB are the only real sources of news inside the People’s Republic, Chicago Oblast.

Kind of like The Voice of America used to be.

7/06/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

It's nice to hear the truth from you and them.

7/06/2020 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

Hey, watch who you call a 🤓 nerd!!!y*

7/06/2020 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job like the additions keep it up CWB

7/06/2020 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, who’d ever thunk of scrolling the HJA!
Lots more content, and even an opportunity for join C.A.R.E.N. crew.

I been noticing the 2020 Chicago Shot Clock going down, so I took a screen shot at 8:12 pm last night that indicated a Person Shot every 2:28 hrs/min. and Person Murdered 12:37 hrs/min. By sunrise it went down again to PS 2:27 hr/min - PM 12:33 hr/min

Suggestion:
Larri Gotta Haircut Meter
Larri Teardrop-O-Meter
Larri FOP Swipe meter
Larri Blame-Trump-O-Meter


For what it’s worth, I like to Click the ads too

7/06/2020 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" corona-meter;
corona demographics;
age of victim meter;
corona comorbidity"

...not to mention milliliters of coronavirus per block, spread by racists with eye droppers.

Drip drip drip - everyone knows it's racists doing this. They strike when the residents of the "community" are away, peacefully pulling down obelisks and so forth in the parks.

7/06/2020 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Heyjackass is great. I send all my out of town friends there to give them an idea of what the city is like.


Content is truthful and up to date, graphics are great, and the humor and attitude are 100%.


Like SCC, one of my shrinking number of sources for news.




7/06/2020 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not list calibers?

7/07/2020 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reference previous Comments: STRONGLY recommend SCC keep present format and make NO changes. Current format is IDEAL for quick updates and equally ideal for quick scanning of comments, as well as making comments regarding Her Excellency The Groot and JayBee

7/08/2020 11:37:00 AM  

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