How Convenient
When the heat gets to be too much, head into quarantine:
Gov. J.B. Pritzker will self-isolate for 14 days after a member of his staff tested positive for COVID-19.
The staff member, who was not identified by state officials, tested positive for the virus Monday after testing negative for the virus last week during weekly testing, according to Pritzker’s office.
We're going to go out on limb here and say that his daughter probably caught it in her extensive equestrian travels - in violation of all sorts of proclamations by Daddy - and brought it home as a convenient political excuse when the family was caught dirty.
Labels: state politics
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
64 Comments:
Quarantine the fat fuck from the refrigerator. Maybe when the fat fuck gets hungry he can start eating the fat off his ass and stomach.
Did I mention Prickster is a FAT FUCK!
I want one of those Pritsker sucks lawn signs so prevalent south of I80.
I would put in a lightfoot sucks sign but my water bill is way too high already.
Someone should tell fat ass that obesity is also a public health crisis that you should listen to science about, just like COVID. No more travel or eating utensils for governor wide load. Enjoy your rice cakes.
I bet the super gov doesn't get on his silver spoon princess' horse too much
Oh hell naaaaa, the fat slob needs a vacation or the girl has a tournament he wants to attend.
He’s the governor, you’re telling me this guy doesn’t have access to those tests that have results in minutes? Or a few days even? he needs to quarantine for 14days why? Give it a few days, get the test, if it’s negative, get your fat ass back to work bitch.
Any normal person would be on a yacht in the meditation celebrating their good fortune.
What is wrong with this asshole that he would pay a fortune and risk everything to be the governor of a failed state ?
History is littered with such men who would have deeply regretted their decision.
j b Putz's wife let Illinois to vacation in Florida, March & April .. in violation of fatass's stay at home order ..virus effect a hoax... ask Gov Putz's family
Vote NO on Putz's Income tax increase... Nov3
No shit! Media mentions his daughter out at equestrian events while our own HS are are sports lockdown then low and behold he has to self quarantine smh
I love how he gets to quarantine for 14 days, but if my partner, I guy I sit next to for 9 hours, gets covid I still have to come to work if I’m not showing symptoms. What’s good for the goose...
the old toilets were cleaner
On another note, More lost revenue...
It was announced that Noosecar and all associated series will not be on the schedule for Chicagoland Speedway in the future.
It was also confirmed that NHRA will not be returning to Route 66 dragway.
One can only speculate on the amount of the shakedown that brought this on.
Hats off to the shakedown artists/political hacks.
Great Job!!!
Bullshit excuse. Who is this staff member ? Oh yeah HIPPA wont allow that. Perfect cover for this lying pile,of garbage. Go hide now to avoid the heat. You think all Illinoisians are simpletons but they have turned on you.
He is self isolating himself at Golden Corral! Fat Pig useless governor!
just like royalty. fat, ugly, inbred, chronic liar and exempt from royal decry. alot of royalty ended up on the gallows for fuckin with the peasants like this. fuckin corrupt slob.
This fat asshole is just doing the prep work to shut the early voting and actual polls down and turn it into the ultimate mail in fixed election for the democrats! He will deliver Illinois for Biden and then just like Sparklefarts, Illinois will get screwed again with NO FEDERAL RELIEF!!! BET ON IT.
I'm 99% sure it has nothing to do with his daughter. His staff member responsible for putting frosting on his meals has been coughing all week. His butter acquisition aide has also been seen handling all three of his breakfast platters with no gloves. In addition to quarantining, Prickster will also be keeping his mask and backup pastries in separate pockets for two weeks.
And when he self isolates he can do zoom conferences via the internet from Wisconsin or Florida without reporters in the way.
Ok how can this be?
2 members of the narcotics division tested positive should I quarantine as well? Nothing said to me I’m still working but this fat elephant goes into quarantine
Does this mean that the Absentee Weed Smoking Lieutenant Governor is in charge of the State of Illinois?Is the Governor quarantining at his Horsey Estate in Wisconsin or Florida?Will the citizens of Illinois now be called RACISTS everyday and threatened with a 50% Tax increase if they don't vote for Biden and the Progressive Tax Reform?
Okay I’ll say it. Why do governmental staffers get tested weekly but first responders aren’t afforded that peace of mind?
Thanks gov unfair tax pugsley fatass prikster !! You and incompetent mayor groot of Chicago should do Everyone a favor and both go self quarantine in Venezuela at least till your terms are up..
Hide in you gold plated toilet mansion, In 2 weeks, the average, stupid Chicagoan will forget his daughter’s scandal. He’ll toss out some dirt on people and direct the news stations to cover those.
J.B. himself tested negative.
The footloose daughter might have been a vector.
Gov. Lardass arms are twenty inches long...HOW ?...does he wipe his ass, does he have a stick with a newspaper on it ?, does he drag his ass, like my dog on the grass, ?...
He hit the medical!
It would be interesting to see what all the other Democratic governors are doing during the next two weeks. Are they all coming together and discussing the the DNC how they will go about the next 30 to get Biden into the White House. The mail in ballot fraud is the only way and they know it.
Pump up COVID numbers, eliminate poll watchers, close down as many voting facilities in Republican areas, and re-send mail in ballots. Go door to door in minority communities, ballot harvest, and stuff the ballot boxes.
Keep your eyes open to dirty deeds taking place and report them. Tampering with elections is a federal offense, well... it use to be.
We have a governor that can’t follow his own rules.
Let’s his daughter participate in sports but will not let them at the schools.
His own rules he violates.
Now he says he need to self isolate.
It’s just an excuse to hid he’s a coward and a fool.
Hope he actually gets the Wuhan virus....
With Putzker you never know where "Home" is. According to other posts he is holed up in his Wisconsin estate with the family. The Horse riding daughter lives there full time since Illinois doesn't allow sports.
Can you imagine the truckloads of food it takes to feed Putzker for 2 weeks? It would like stocking up for a circus elephant.
I bet the super gov doesn't get on his silver spoon princess' horse too much.
I don't think one of the Budweiser Clydesdales could handle his ass.
The cheddar rice cakes from Quaker Oats kick butt.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Oh No! Is there a place large enough inside the state where our Demon Hippo can quarantine? But, but, but, masks. How can this be? When they all wear masks like good little sheep. I guess the masks don't stop anything now, do they?
Now jabba can go on that diet at home he so wanted to do (hahahahaaa)
1222 on 30Sep- He wants to run for President. THAT'S the prize, not this bullshit Illinois Governor gig.
Quarantine regimen for Governor Fatass:
Five crates of Twinkees
Five crates of Oreos
One truckload of Haagen-Daz Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
One skidload of Cheese-Its
I can't decide whom I hate more, Gov. Fatass or Madigan.
Does this mean that the residents up in Fontana Wisconsin can have their restaurant back on the weekends or will Governor FATSO still be taking up the occupancy on Friday and Saturday nights with his entourage?Is he quarantining in Wisconsin or Florida this time?
Adolf Pritzker is another example of an elite knowing what is best for us (the minions).
" after testing negative for the virus last week during weekly testing"
WEEKLY TESTING???
So he and his staff (who can quite easily do their jobs without ever coming into contact with the public) get tested WEEKLY without even having any symptoms? How much is that elitist entitlement bs costing us? Does our healthcare pay for asymptomatic weekly testing too?
Just in time for the election so he can hide out, get ready for phase 2 of the ultimate shut down of the state of Illinois, like said in many different threads his daughter is OK to travel throughout the country riding her horses his wife is OK to go to all of his mansions throughout the country but yet you can’t even send your children to school here oh I’m sorry I made a public school came in a system if they go to a Catholic or private school yes they are open and operating giving the kids the education they deserve while while in public schools the children are being dumb down they are losing a whole year of education but then again the teachers in the CPS don’t educate him anyway that’s why they have less than 50% graduation rate.
Funny with the Chicago Public schools they are building schools hundreds of millions of dollars worth of Cicero Avenue and 65th St. all that money just being shoveled away the family and friends Contractor program the schools are needed they’re not going to schools any capacity is less than 1/2 1/2 being used but yet the property taxes continue to write and skyrocket must be nice to get paid off right politicians? The bigger question is are they still doing it the old manila envelope in the pocket way or they just hiding it somewhere on the way so you can keep getting elected and paid off?
Something like 17 or 18 billionaires reside in Illinois. Out of the 17 or 18, 12 are the Pritzkers. This "fair tax" is a scam people. Vote NO.
Do you really think they will keep their money here in the state to be taxed? My pension monies (under 60 G) says no.
VOTE. NO on Tax Proposal
Someone should tell fat ass that obesity is also a public health crisis that you should listen to science about, just like COVID. No more travel or eating utensils for governor wide load. Enjoy your rice cakes.
I bet the super gov doesn't get on his silver spoon princess' horse too much
9/30/2020 12:15:00 AM
Nope. See Political Correctness Rule #2
The NEW Political Correctness Rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXrnqcNgL00
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If he can do it so can we. Wake up and stop being pussies.
Who cares? Fatazz is useless as tits on a bull anyway......
But he do have a lot of them co-morbidity factors.......
Too bad.....sure would hate to see the Fatazz end up on a ventilator
Would be about the only thing stuck down his throat that wasn’t edible.....
Karma can be a bitch.......
Though, oddly enough, not too many of our Dem politicians ended up getting
this here Chinese plague......kinda makes you say HMMMMM??
BREAKING:
(for Sunday) Steelers/Titans postponed due to 6 personnel
and 5 players on Titans testing positive for Coronavirus.
Game to be played Monday or Tuesday. Is this getting to
be like kids postponing a test at school thru nefarious activities?
Both teams 3 and 0. How exactly does 1 or 2 days help with
Corona?
It's in schools/politics/sports.
"... I want one of those Pritsker sucks lawn signs so prevalent south of I80..."
They're up north too - saw one up by Rt 120 & 31 (Yeah Ima retiree escaped Chiraq.)
It did LOL. Wanted to turn around and Hi5 the homeowner but was on my way restock home security supplies the place by there. (All 38s & 22LR outta stock of course.)
But just seeing the sign made the drive worthwhile.
Self isolate out of state right fat ass
Some total jokesters posing as Morey Amsterdam called in
sick to the J.B. staff and received an O.K. on the absence due
to a positive Covid test.
"... He is self isolating himself at Golden Corral! ..."
SCC: I come for the real news & stay for the copper humor. And this prime (prime rib?) example of same. Made me LOL (not lol either.) T/y for a good laugh; God knows these daze Chiraq-ers can use it.
Hopefully Joe Biden and other radical left pols will be self quarantining after the election...
"... His butter acquisition aide ..."
ROFLMAO. Not a copper just love reading copper witt. This WAS hilarious, t/y.
No horse alive could handle the Putz in a saddle.
Why not?
It sure seems to be working for Hidin' Biden.
Trust me. This guy will be back in Florida. He was there several times during the first lockdown. I saw him at the Naples airport myself. Rules are for the peons and not him!
Why the Lockdown Should Last Longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxznGIj8Ja0
Anonymous said...
Bullshit excuse. Who is this staff member ? Oh yeah HIPPA wont allow that. Perfect cover for this lying pile, of garbage. Go hide now to avoid the heat. You think all Illinoisans are simpletons but they have turned on you.
9/30/2020 01:05:00 AM
Don't you mean HIPPO...
Money buys a lot of things. Like horses.
J.B. vs. Census Cowboy.
Census has to beg online in public for funds.
He should be easily traceable.
Just how many banks have ride up windows in Will County?
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St Barnabas said...
With Putzker you never know where "Home" is. According to other posts he is holed up in his Wisconsin estate with the family. The Horse riding daughter lives there full time since Illinois doesn't allow sports.
Can you imagine the truckloads of food it takes to feed Putzker for 2 weeks? It would like stocking up for a circus elephant.
9/30/2020 07:19:00 AM
You are probably right about that. There might be an old wedding dress in the basement of his house in Wisconsin. That way he won't be an IL resident & he won't have to pay his own tax increase! Very clever....
Fundraiser for Adam Hollingsworth:
$88,550
(Guys, something MUST be working. He's been stuck at that
level for about 2 days now.)
The horse gave it to him.
SCC on the money once again!
Groot @Sox & Cubs all afternoon.
What's that about staying at home, bitch?
Wait here is another one another prima donna coming out to the public 14 days off full pay from the taxpayers nice shut down 2.0 on the way;
Cook County Board commissioner tests positive for COVID-19
https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-cook-county-board-commissioner-covid-19-20201001-x624tyqeo5cd7grfuy6wdh5qoy-story.html
*Wait a damn minute the mayor and his her wife are gallivanting around everywhere the Cubs games steak houses in the suburbs everywhere will see he be the next to do the old we have Covid scam? Let’s make it to trifecta state county and city close it down just in time for the election mail in voting will lie we cheat we steal we are the democratic party!
Don't worry! He has plenty of Little Debbie snack cakes to get him thru the next week.
Governor FATSO observed waddling as quick as he could down the Main St. in Lake Geneva this evening.You can't hide FATSO.You too fat!
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