Friday, September 25, 2020

How Low can Groot Go?

Pretty damn low:


That's the mayor stealing shoes from a young murder victim the other day.

Hey, you know how hard it is to find Kids Size 5's?

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43 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Size 5's? The inbred is truly a size 3y. Every time I see a picture of her I almost lose my coffee.

9/25/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Thank you for all yous fo said...

Oh SSC you scamp, I got ya covered for a couple rounds if we are ever run into one another:) you fuckin amuse me you silly little informative bunch of boys & girls

9/25/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey groot there are few assholes in lock up who need there shoes tied and a belt

9/25/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should steal the pants too. Then she won't have to borrow her wife's pants as often. All of her pants are seriously about 4-5 inches too long. She probably thinks she's over 6 feet tall. Just one of her many delusional thoughts.

9/25/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ole gurl been t baggin like a mofo

9/25/2020 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brings back memories...of the Insurance Exchange lobby. Relaxing...while reading the paper. Shooting the shit and catching up on boxing matches.

Simpler times.

9/25/2020 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kars for Kids? No. Kicks from Kids!

9/25/2020 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I don’t get is everyone wearing the bright clown shoes with a suit or no tie. Then why bother with a suit. The mix then looks like it came from Ringling Brothers clown wardrobe/costume dept.

9/25/2020 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the other hand. how much horseshit can you pile on a groot to grow tall.

plenty in englewood.

9/25/2020 04:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is my preciousssssssssssss!

9/25/2020 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is my preciousssssssssssss!

9/25/2020 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't expect anything different from this failed racist mayor.

9/25/2020 05:40:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

She be stylin'.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/25/2020 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps Groot missed out on the Kmart kids "Back to School" sales!!

9/25/2020 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F U useless Chicago mayor groot lightfoot says nothing about protesters walking streets & not wearing masks this week ..social distancing ? Fu Chicagoans following fatass's mandate
!3 people shot in Chicago shot Wednesday ..3 killed ..groot where is you?

9/25/2020 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn I wear the same gym shoes, and probably the same size, as Groot. Is it too late to transfer to 014?

9/25/2020 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Foot Fetish Cop would pass on those...you would hope.

9/25/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She always walks the neighborhoods tying shoes laces to show the folks how much she cares about them, except Mt.Greenwood and Bridgeport.

9/25/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the person her driver hit the other day while whisking her away from the protester in the background?

9/25/2020 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s the big deal? She knows the kid won’t need em anymore

9/25/2020 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not Nikes made in a sweatshop in China?

9/25/2020 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please explain on this blog what Ruth Bator Ginsberg ever do that warrants the hero worship she is receiving. She has accomplished even less than Barack Obama.

9/25/2020 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crypt Kicker

9/25/2020 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

Day-Glo orange foam plastic represents the hopes and aspirations of the Labrat tribe. Please respect their icons and their sacred space.

9/25/2020 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw her slap little George Bailey upside the head once when she was all whacked out on Ludlum. He was a little deaf after that, kept him out of the service. Years later, George was driving South on Wabash and couldn't hear the carjacker next to him at the red light. Shot him in the groin. No Christmas that year for George's kids. Funny how things work out.

9/25/2020 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And she calls us Inbreeds, wow!

9/25/2020 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.....whoever sold her that suit must've had a real sense of humor

9/25/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brutal, just brutal!!

9/25/2020 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Jonnie Dougs said...

#LightfootisanASSHOLE!

9/25/2020 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of The Wicked Witch trying to steal the shoes off of the House Crushed Witch in Oz.

9/25/2020 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

All the Payless shoe stores closed. Give "her" a break!

9/25/2020 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought she was telling him to stay home, save lives.

9/25/2020 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just adjusting the ghetto kids ankle monitor. She heard Dart was trying to find the kid.

9/25/2020 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps she is returning them to the business that they were looted from.

9/25/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She just went way lower than she/he has ever went or he has ever went when you don’t know what you are if you’re not a man or a woman I guess your mind is totally fucked up and fuck you Larry look at this anti-police anti-taxpayer anti-law and order bullshit she spent pulling using taxpayers dollars we’re paying for her to bash the police this is happened nowhere before she wants a war people versus the police and yet police officers are still guarding her and her piece of shit house and her him I said it if you’re connected to her you are a piece of shit anyone connected to her and coppers that are working for as security for the mayor you sold your soul you sold us out you need to step off and step away now if this doesn’t get you going nothing else will wake up you need to be woke;

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says billboards honoring Breonna Taylor are not political

https://www.chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-chicago-lori-lightfoot-breonna-taylor-billboards-20200925-ga3glriajzebpctxo7doj5co4y-story.html

9/25/2020 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks to 9.51am for reminding me of the toe sucker that used to work 20 Tac,,,,many laughs generated back in that day

9/25/2020 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's taking the shoes back since the kid didn't pay the shoe tax

9/25/2020 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C’mon it’s hard to get by on the Mayor’s salary. She’s gotta be thrifty where she can.

9/25/2020 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did Chicagians vote for GROOT...yes you...and you think she's better than Periwinkle?????? Sucker !!!!

9/25/2020 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks very manly and stout in the tight fitting Robert Hall suit wearing gym shoes. The funky looking extended cuffs are some what clownish but that's to be expected. Now where is her shoe shine box.

9/26/2020 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tying the laces of gym shoes looted from the child’s parent cause they wanted justice...

9/26/2020 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is taking them for herself, She likes them.

9/26/2020 09:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but a cop-hating slob on twitter, @dudgedudy is doxxing a cop from dating apps on her twitter. In her wildest dreams would a guy like that touch a slob like her. But I am worried for the officers safety both on and off the streets. Keep your uniform off the dating apps. Please don’t post this to give that malcontent lady the attention she so desperately wants. But to the young rank and file, they need to be more careful! God bless CPD

9/27/2020 11:15:00 AM  

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