Friday, November 13, 2020

699.....(DING!) There's 700

HeyJackass.com has Chicago listed at 699 homicides.

700 is right around the corner - if it hasn't happened already.

Let the Brownie Countdown commence. 

UPDATE: 025 comes through with #700.

UPDATE: Whichever Groot apologist keeps chiming-in in the comments about "it's only 681, ISP has highway killings" you must be new around here. It doesn't get reported by investigative agency. The City lies or delays reporting via "death investigations" etc. 

HeyJackass.com has been the ONLY trusted source of numbers here for years.

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85 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago politicians don’t care about the homicide numbers. They are all registered voters next election.

11/13/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie Fife is not going anywhere.

She needs him around to fire next year when we hit 800.

Besides, it would take a lot of resources to find another moron willing to take the job.

F.U.L.L.

F.U.F.A.

11/13/2020 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when he set a goal of 300?

If we combine JFled the coward, McCarthy the drunk, Johnson the drunk rapist, domestic batterer, and Brownie the incompetent we might be able to get a halfway capable superintended.

11/13/2020 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelievable! Good luck getting re-elected Groot!

11/13/2020 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty sure 025 locked in number 700 tonight.

11/13/2020 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopeful that the riots will kick the tally to 800, you can do it Chicago.

11/13/2020 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all fairness, 300 feels like 3 years ago so those extra 400 are like 133 a year in his mind. He's still winning

11/13/2020 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Brown said he was trying to keep homicides down to 300 he was talking about the 11th district.

Congratulations, Sir. Looks like you're going to pull that off.

11/13/2020 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

700 Club as of now...

Where's the media outrage? Where are the protests?

11/13/2020 04:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ding!

11/13/2020 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

700 this morning.
Not even a sentence in the Trib.
It's as if no one "in charge" cares.
Not that they ever really did....as we know.
Yet they get reelected.
But it's the Police that pose the biggest threat.

11/13/2020 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My bet is 889 for the year

11/13/2020 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But what can Brown do for you said 300...

11/13/2020 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U think "Buster Brown" is on the ropes?

11/13/2020 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many murders are being classified as "Death Investigations"?

11/13/2020 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

700 as of today and not a word of it in the media. They must really have a brink on all of the medias.

11/13/2020 06:11:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Keep the line moving.

11/13/2020 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DING DING DING

Hey Jackass has the count at 700.

11/13/2020 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

HJ is reporting that there's a lucky winner. Congrats Chiraqistan, you've hit the big seven-oh-oh! With just under two months to go, passing 2016's numbers should be no problem. Mayor FightLoot must be thrilled.

11/13/2020 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thinning the herd...

11/13/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

800 is almost impossible, it's getting cold, the holidays are upon us, their girl Kim won, their girl Kamala won, peace and love are among us.

11/13/2020 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



700!!

We made it!!!


Yaaaay


11/13/2020 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way she admits she made the wrong choice. As long as he remains the puppet he is things will be fine. But if he ever discovers a backbone he will be gone in a flash. Leaving behind a could of side pieces broken hearted at HQ.

11/13/2020 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This failed racist mayor and the rest of the democRAT shitheads are not worried about the violent crime in this city but praise the BurnLootMurder crowd of idiots.

11/13/2020 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ding, Ding, Ding,

We have 702 per HeyJackass.

The race to 8 has started.

Groot lock down to affect final tally?

Time will tell.

Stay Safe

11/13/2020 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even better news is that about the same number have died from drug OD. Brownie your doing a bang up job 1400+ Democratic voters dying on your watch. LOL.

11/13/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


702 lol

11/13/2020 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The march to 800 has begun.GROOT,s death toll stands at 702!!!

11/13/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H.Thompson said...

Hey SCC,

To clarify further on the "it's only 6xx" line, that number represents murders within the CPD's justidiction. Our number reflects the number of homicides in Chicago which includes police involved (6 this year, and not just CPD, but any other law enforement agency on the ground in the city) as well as anything on the highways handled by the ISP (5) and self defense (10).

Thanks as always for the link.

-WHT

11/13/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Biden will straighten it all out just you wait and see.

11/13/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

703 as I type this.

11/13/2020 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember 845 is the number to hit since it's one over the Blue Collar Titanic, the Eastland flip of 844 in July, 1915. Since this is Friday the 13th, run up the score today even more. About 48 more days to go, about 3@day, for a new record.

11/13/2020 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

November has 30 bodies in 12 days.
If we maintain that pace, we'll close the year with 825. and pass 2016's 808 on Christmas Day.

Happy Hell-idays!

11/13/2020 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The next target is 732--two a day for a leap year.

11/13/2020 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone out there, care anymore? I am personally too tired to...Our fearless leaders have wrecked this department up royally. When (if) they ask me how to lower crime, I will give them all my politically incorrect answers. They will of course soundly reject them, and crime will continue to get worse.

2021 is looking like another bad year already...

11/13/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last night 63rd and Oakley - pin in accident - he was shot in the chest - dead.... I mean... Corona....

11/13/2020 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice warm December, 900? Maybe?
Blows my 723 over estimate.
That's almost $10 Million into the Chicago economy just on funerals. Give it that ole Chamber of Commerce multiplier, $50 Million! Hit a 1,000 looking at $70 Million plus.
No wonder the Spawn of Bettlejuice does not care about all this.
To help the economy, black lives DO matter.

11/13/2020 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A 12 year old was shot when the drive-byer's shot at his father.
Yeah....The Police are the biggest threat to black men.
Riiiight.

11/13/2020 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love how killings on the Interstates like I55, I57, I90, I94, I290 are not counted as Chicago murders even when they happen in Chicago. WTF is that? When the ISP does their reports on those homicides, the address of occurrence is listed as CHICAGO.

11/13/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to defund the police. Then and only then will the killings stop.

11/13/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will be a surprise if Chicago stays under 1,000 homicides in 2021.

11/13/2020 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So........do we think that all those dead mostly POC citizens....
Were they each killed dead by different shooters?
Do we have 700 MURDERERS out there?
How many gun-toting felons have been released due to Covid,
this no-bail nonsense, the court system run by SJW-ers,
the SA who refuses to properly charge offenders, plea deal princess Kimmie?
Free to KILL again?
Robberies, home invasions, aggravated batteries, sexual assaults......
Is NOTHING jail-able anymore?
How many more mostly POC will die since Kimmie was voted in again?
These OFFICIALS are ALL POC......do they not care?

11/13/2020 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet its the police committing genocide on all the black and brown folks and peoples of color.

11/13/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jugghead was officially launched in Dec2019 and had a way lower year tally, even for a 10 month average prior to his Slump Thing that preceded. Hush Brown came up in here in April with maybe around 160-180 Murders already on the Sanctuary City books. By June-July he excelled lower in in low expectations and that prompted AngryToad Larri to wig out and craw croak “whatever strategy he’s using, it isn’t working...”.

This 700 Murder tally (640 by Indiana guns’) and a seasonally adjusted total projection of 765 (studying the metrics and following ghetto science) won’t bode well for his extension of duties. If the rumor is true that Larri is traveling to Texas this weekend, she might be doing a face-to-face meeting with some other mayors down there pleading to take him back.
The Face of the City™️ isn’t helping with an in-person visit. Hope she brought along some sort of convincer.

11/13/2020 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you notice the media has taken to the collar communities to report news in those areas, such as the kids in Riverdale who got a hold of mom and dads THC candy. The news reported that they "overdosed" on this shit. Well I ain't no pathologist but I believe feeling sick is an appropriate description of the condition of the kids, not overdose. The news seems to gloss over some of the other issues that are happening in the city. Like Macy's getting hit on Monday. Its a joke and there is no end in sight, with 011 closing in on a 100.

11/13/2020 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bye Sheila!

11/13/2020 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Unbelievable! Good luck getting re-elected Groot "




She doesn't need luck, she has the south & west sides along with the white liberals.

She's not going anywhere unless Harris/ Biden gives her a D.C. Job.

11/13/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Statistical Sleight of Hand “ Solution” : If ANY of the Deceased displayed ANY symptom Communjst Chjna Flu, re classify death as COVID. NO lab test is necessary, merely the display of ANY symptoms,to include but not limited to headache runny nose sore throat dry mouth chills fever profuse sweating difficulty swallowing etc.

11/13/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The highways aint in the city!!!

I always wondered what the murder rate is for all of COOK COUNTY...

11/13/2020 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitcago has plenty of time to hit 800!

11/13/2020 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The question is, do we have a shot ( pun intended ) at 800?

11/13/2020 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seven hundred homicides, deaths, murders and body counts How about the forgotten "public health" epidemic not being discussed but so called democrat party in control leaders. How many opioid overdoses and deaths so far this year? Gang murders over drug turfs and deaths by illegal drug overdoses are intertwined but rarely addressed.

Remember "recreational amounts" of heroin, cocaine and methamphetamine will soon be legalized. Mexican cartels encourage our democrat leaders to mitigate interference into their across the border money making enterprises. I can see parents saying he is a good kid, he just lives in the basement, is unemployable, panhandles at intersections, is unkept, has no goals in life other than getting high and legally uses minuscule amounts of heroin, coke or meth.

The murders and overdose deaths will continue to destroy our civilized western culture. Street gangs will keep killing each other for turf and the fat stacks of cash money that their street level drug "product" sales bring.

11/13/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not my mayor can add 700 homicides to her resume for U.S. Attorney general in the Harris administration. And the three thousand and sixty-nine 3,069 shot so far this year in a city under her direct control. What other U.S. Attorney General has accomplished so much in less than a calendar year?

11/13/2020 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone speculating on the end of year figure?

Not the Police
Not Chicago

11/13/2020 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We did it
We did it
We did it
Yeah!

11/13/2020 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Jus' A'xin... said...

I wonder how many more homicides are being hidden as death investigations until next year when the talk about the high murder rate goes away...The "D" Unit's is usually complicit in the rebranding of death investigations after the year has closed.

11/13/2020 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Brownie Fife is not going anywhere.

She needs him around to fire next year when we hit 800.

Besides, it would take a lot of resources to find another moron willing to take the job.

F.U.L.L.

F.U.F.A.

11/13/2020 12:23:00 AM

Carter is just waiting out his time to take it.......... you did say moron, right?

11/13/2020 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking hysterically funny!

11/13/2020 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wokeness is Shithole-ness...














We Are All Replaceable

11/13/2020 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger Knuckledrgger said...

The response to this will be more calls for now gun control. They will no doubt demand a ban on semiautomatic "assault rifles.". I have no doubt that nearly zero chicago homicides have been committed with rifles of any type. I could get data for previous years from the FBI SUPPLEMENTARY HOMICIDE REPORTS, but it would not be up to date. Is there any chance that anyone, perhaps HEY JACKASS, had data

11/13/2020 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Averaging better than2 a day 800+ is in sight. A Little good weather and bang bang a new Century record.

11/13/2020 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"These are mostly peaceful slayings."







- Don Lemon


11/13/2020 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha,...........................ha ha ha ha.....................ha ha haha..............I love it when a plan comes together.!

11/13/2020 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will CPD cancel RDOs to pre-empt lootings?







11/13/2020 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"They were just out jogging."









- LeMao James

11/13/2020 05:18:00 PM  
Blogger Christo said...

Easy 8 by 2021.

11/13/2020 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Unbelievable! Good luck getting re-elected Groot!

11/13/2020 12:49:00 AM

Creepy sleepy Joe says:
Anything is possible if you use Dominion Voting Systems, it worked wonders for Crimesha Fuaxx

11/13/2020 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding counting of homicides: the practice of eliminating some homicides from the count was started by Cline and refined even further by McStreetlights. Prior to then all homicides that happened in Chicago were counted. Regardless of who has investigative jurisdiction, including those on expressways, university property, federal property etc. If a body was found in Hammond or Cicero and the investigation concluded that the homicide occurred in Chicago and dropped elsewhere those were counted, There was a pretty extensive review process to have a homicide X cleared or not counted. Having said all that can you imagine what the real count actually is. The data put forth by hey jack ass, is pretty close to the way things were counted pre Cline. It’s the only stat that I would believe or consider regarding homicides. I have always believed that the official dept homicide count should be at least 35-50 higher than reported.

11/13/2020 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I posted awhile back that Chgo will see 1000 murders wothin 3 yrs, looks like we could hit that in 2021 , one full year earlier than i expect. Tell me again how Black lives matter.

11/13/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
800 is almost impossible, it's getting cold, the holidays are upon us, their girl Kim won, their girl Kamala won, peace and love are among us.

11/13/2020 06:50:00 AM

That’s exactly why the number will rise. Foxx and the democrats are the party of crime and disorder and anti police. They won Therefore the criminals won. The voters deserve what they get.

11/13/2020 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, we finally hit the 700 Club! Funny, now that BidenHo will be in charge, watch the number of brown people grow. Keep up the murders, let in all illegal aliens, and blacks will become a dwindling unimportant minority as the ruling class embraces their new constituency. So long BLM.

11/13/2020 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump hasn't been declared a winner yet. Just wait. When it happens it'll get real. Real talk.

11/13/2020 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Dems steal the presidency and give it to Biden, Lightfoot will be a federal judge.

11/13/2020 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Jus' A'xin... said...
I wonder how many more homicides are being hidden as death investigations until next year when the talk about the high murder rate goes away...The "D" Unit's is usually complicit in the rebranding of death investigations after the year has closed.

11/13/2020 02:17:00 PM

Quit with your bullshit ! A murder is a murder simple enough but a death investigation is not until the medical examiner says it’s a murder. Plenty of crispy critters found in burning buildings we suspect are murders but have no evidence to say they are.

11/13/2020 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I showed my son the CWB site and it's stats and he said, "I thought black lives matter."
And I said not those ones.
Truly truly sad.

The fucked up part is that the police care more about those lives than
your average lefty.

11/13/2020 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ammo shortage? What ammo shortage?

Not in the hoods of Chicago!

11/13/2020 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "assault" weapons and magazine restriction ballot referendum prevailed .
So murders should drop to 0.
Hahahahahaha.
Mayor asshat.

11/13/2020 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If Dems steal the presidency and give it to Biden, Lightfoot will be a federal judge.

11/13/2020 07:17:00 PM

That’s an appointment that will be held up if Republicans hold their majority.

11/14/2020 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet you the number is higher, taking into consideration those that have died on later date.

11/14/2020 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And remember that city was death during lockdown. Next year I can bet we will have around 820-850.

11/14/2020 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I always wondered what the murder rate is for all of COOK COUNTY.."

Me too.

11/14/2020 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

705 this morning and no media coverage. Gee I wonder why?

11/14/2020 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Chicago, if you don't get shot or killed, you'll get car jacked or robbed.

11/14/2020 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"it's only 681"

Yup! That makes is 100% fine. Not like more then 600 people have been killed by violent deeds in a year under your failed leadership Foxx/Groot. Just 681... Ha! Tell that to the 681 and see if they are cool with the modifier of 'just' before the stat.

11/14/2020 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Columbus Logs 144th Homicide Of 2020, Most Ever In A Single Year

https://radio.wosu.org/post/columbus-logs-144th-homicide-2020-most-ever-single-year#stream/0

11/16/2020 02:30:00 PM  

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