Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Alert Groot!

CWB at it again, committing actual journalism:

  • Garrett McLinn, the Chicago Public Schools teacher charged with stalking Mayor Lori Lightfoot earlier this year, is back in custody after taking a little unauthorized break from his electronic monitoring regimen.

    Washington state officials located McLinn last month on the San Juan Islands, nestled in the Salish Sea just shy of the Canadian border. The area looks beautiful if you’re looking for a summer getaway and, you know, you’re not under court order to be on electronic monitoring in Logan Square.

    Cook County sheriff’s investigators brought McLinn back to Chicago on Friday evening. During a bail hearing Saturday, prosecutors said McLinn tossed his electronic monitoring bracelet into a river somewhere along the way. Officially, he’s accused in court records of cutting the ankle monitor off in Missoula, Montana

Anyone notify Groot? The Harvard switchboard might have her contact info.

Maybe the Park Ridge Police Department, too?

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16 Comments:

Blogger 6PapaBoner9 said...

Arnold Drummond’s lesbian doppelgänger says:

“Wha’chutalkin’bout, SCC”?!?!

7/19/2023 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does the Park Ridge Police fit into this Groot story?

7/19/2023 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey the ferals cut off monitoring all the time and 1/2 the time, or most likely, most of the time, the batteries are dead anyway.

Gee simply follow the Groot funk to find it, perhaps in the Harvard yard? Glad she's gone from here.

7/19/2023 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a waster of taxpayer money. I dont see anything wrong with what he did. Fuck groot and mayor blow job 2

7/19/2023 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the ONLY guy county has ever gone after for cutting off his ankle bracelet?

7/19/2023 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Two words: Cashless Bail YIPEE!

7/19/2023 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does the Park Ridge Police fit into this Groot story?

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Groot moved out of the city she helped ruin.

Rumor is she now lives in Park Ridge with her security detail

7/19/2023 08:35:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

High profile victim gers special privileges.

7/19/2023 09:54:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Gets, not gers. Oops.

7/19/2023 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: "Maybe the Park Ridge Police Department, too?"

Sorry, some of us out of the loop would like to know what this reference means as well.

7/19/2023 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CCSO has over 1,000 offenders who have cut their bracelets and taken off on any given day 24/7/365. Most or all for far more serious and violent offenses. Virtually none are tracked down, especially out of state.

7/19/2023 12:10:00 PM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

Blogger 6PapaBoner9 said...
Arnold Drummond’s lesbian doppelgänger says:

“Wha’chutalkin’bout, SCC”?!?!

7/19/2023 02:14:00 AM

Hysterical. Choked on my beer. Well done, sir.

7/19/2023 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Groot moved out of the city she helped ruin.

Rumor is she now lives in Park Ridge with her security detail

7/19/2023 08:35:00 AM

So, we're wasting double the money on security, then? There are still cars parked in front of the Logan Square property, too.

7/19/2023 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous My Nuts Hurt said...

Groot moved out of the city she helped ruin.

Rumor is she now lives in Park Ridge with her security detail

And those liberal dummies from Park Ridge will greet her with open arms.

7/20/2023 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot attended a hearing today, Thursday-20 July 2023, for the man accused of threatening her, saying it shows need for ‘the protection to which I am entitled’.

Yes, Groot, you are entitled to protection from the law enforcement resources assigned to the part of the community where you reside or travel, the same as every other human being, nothing more. However, any person, such as you, is free to hire personal security and motor vehicles at their own expense. The taxpayers should not be paying for your security and there is no mandate or womandate or lesbiandate or Blackdate for the security of a former mayor of Chicago. You are on your own, the same as you treated the residents of Chicago during your tenure. And, if BJ has any balls, he should be preparing your expense bill for any and all city of Chicago resources you have used since noon on Monday, 15 May 2023. Also, if you decline to pony up, your use of any and all city resources should end immediately.

7/20/2023 05:12:00 PM  
Blogger Viller said...

Maybe the can send CCP to the other Washington to investigate Cokegate

7/20/2023 08:00:00 PM  

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