Fifth Floor Redecorating
From our spies:
- City of Chicago carpenters and painters are repainting and refurnishing the mayors office this weekend. They are removing all the old furniture and putting it in storage over at the AIS building on 39th. The mayors office ordered new office furniture from Ikea and wayfair
Everyone knows the real reasons though:
- the paint is to cover up any microphones and camera lenses that were missed in the initial search following inauguration;
- the old furniture had too many transmitters hidden in the frames dating back at least three administrations;
- Groot-funk
WE suppose the office was overdue for a little updating. Four years is along time for furniture and paint jobs to last. We redo the house almost every six months lately.
Labels: city politics
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
42 Comments:
In 2020 the person that said they had “the biggest dick in town” spent $104,000.00 on updates to the office and a 75 inch touch screen even though the City had a $1.2 billion budget deficit. Before they built the new stations most of the older stations had office furniture from the 1940/50. But 2020 furniture does not befit the new replacement. One cannot be contemplating the root causes of crime and violence while sitting in old digs.
Another 4 year wonder. Votes will vote him out too.
The bugs may just be some paranoia from too much weed smoking. But the funk will rot concrete.
Dirty business is conducted on the 5th floor at city hall and at 35th Street. For the last two years that have those computer guys from home conduct sweeps almost 3 times a week for bugs. I wonder what they fear. It's like my older partner having a drop phone for his side pieces. I HATE THIS MISE4ABLE JOB,, AH WAIT I'M RETIRED, BUT STILL HATE IT.
More tax dollars well spent!!! I suppose that BJ doesn't really care for the Madonna posters and the smell of groot-fume.
Any chance we could put in a few extra sleeping blankets for the migrants?
OT: something is missing here...
https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/henry-county-georgia-mass-shooting-manhunt-suspect-killed
Groot-funk should be the top reason
If Mayor blowjob was paying for it out of his pocket it would never get done
Groot funk is right! Lol
Plus to reduce UV signatures left behind from old.........
They should let me redecorate it. I have impeccable taste.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
The office was painted and updated after the election. The mayors new staff contacted AIS Deputy Glen Cross who assigned Director of Facitities Julie Bedore the task.
Hey mayor BJ
How bout putting some of your progressive friends in charge of these other city departments??
Nothing can get any worse than it is now.
New blood is needed now and quickly.
CFD
CDOT
Aviation
Streets & San
OEMC
Public Safety
I hope city hall had as many broken chairs and desks as my old unit did. We had overstuffed file cabinets everywhere and the place looked a lot like the INS news office on "Kolchak The Night Stalker"
Maybe some of that old office furniture can trickle down and get out to where it may be needed. Thay can always debug it when they get it.
The Mayors press conference costs are out of control. Large tents with heating and cooling, stages, drapery, large TV monitors, etc. The tents are rented and cots are min $20.000 per. Do a FOIA for marquee, drapery kings, Rent com, Kamal tech and dont forget the same city laborer who makes around 50K a year in overtime
Smelled like BO and weed smoke. Just like the westside
I cant help but think of the comparison about the Titanic just striking the iceberg, and the captain is barking out orders to rearrange the deck chairs...
Where the hell are the new mayor's priorities??? Hundreds of people have been shot since he took office, and he is busy redecorating? Why isn't the Chicago media pressing this???
Nevermind...(crickets)
Maybe Bobby “ Black Panther “ never in a Rush could lease out his popcorn machine! Either way before he does anything he should get Father “ Pimpster “ Phlakster to do an exorcism then spray the joint down with some extra strength Lysol! Can you imagine the germs left behind from Groot when she was slapping subordinates around with her huge cock…Sheeshhhh!!!!
Mary Jo “ I’ve always loved my Joey “
Amy Fisher LOL “ Bang Bang “ reload “ BANG “
JoweeeeButtafuccOOOO
Did they leave the tire rope and piece of luggage?
https://twitter.com/pksmid/status/1681005767334174720?s=46&t=8D6TqBPpsyxP8ZK0P29Jaw
Anything to siphon off tax payer dollars to connected contractors.
I think everyone understands not wanting any Groot alien slime on any surface you might touch. Hope they change the electric faceplates and switches. You can't be too careful.
I can imagine it now, adorned with a hammer and sickle flag or painting and newly commissioned bust of Karl Marx.
The mayor works for the citizens. He is going to fleece the taxpayers to replace furniture that’s only two years old? What a pompous ass. In fact all these elected officials are alike, spending other people’s money. The job should come with a stipulation, if you want the job so badly here is what you get, basic generic office furniture. Remember the City is broke.
Did they put in real thick carpeting so when Smelling is made supe he won't hurt his knees much when he's there with Brandon Johnson.
The Box Chevy Phantom said:
#3
"Groot Funk"
Conjures up memories of working the A/4 lock-up...
The comingling odors of yuk-mouth, butt-funk,
two years of leather gym shoes with no socks
and stale Kools.
I think?
Welcome back SCC.
I was under the impression that Chiraq was broke! Plus, I’m sure the place must stink off of high heaven Groot BO deodorant and the cheap lube used by Beetlejuice on that enormous male appendage it claimed it had . The largest in the city. Why couldn’t they just slap a few coats of oil based enamel paint and wash those floors with Lysol to get rid of the Groot funk and save the poor tax payers some beer money? I wonder what color comrade BJ requested? Red?
https://www.cookcountystatesattorney.org/sites/default/files/files/documents/brady_giglio_do_not_call_list_7.17.23.pdf
State’s attorney public facing list. Guys I know on the list are turds but I’m sure some may be undeserving.
I can’t be totally mad. After all, they assonated Harold in that room.
>BUT<
IKEA? Really? I guess Brandon ain’t spending all the money of the Reno…….or is he?🤔
Retired Area North (Area 3) guy. Our chairs and desks were horrible. Constantly complained about it to Commander Yamishirora and 1-N Dennis. Nothing hapoe Ed. Next Commandercame in, same complaint. He finds out that Skokie is rehabbing their entire village and is actuioning off all of their "old" stuff which is 50 years newer than our shit. He goes and buys us all of their stuff and recruits a bunch of us with trucks to go pick it up. I know some of it came out of our "pop" fund, but I believe he threw in some personal cash also. Wanted a happy crew.
Nothing wrong with the not even old yet furniture, I understand a bit of simple changes but then waste money is JOB-1 with demoncrats/RINOS and career politicians.
You redecorate every 6 months? Really, SCC, that seems a bit much. What's wrong with the not even old yet stuff. But then it's your money, your choice, the city isn't paying for it.
Deadbeat Brandon's transition plan:
https://www.city-journal.org/article/how-brandon-johnsons-transition-team-plans-to-fix-chicago
Anonymous said...
https://www.cookcountystatesattorney.org/sites/default/files/files/documents/brady_giglio_do_not_call_list_7.17.23.pdf
State’s attorney public facing list. Guys I know on the list are turds but I’m sure some may be undeserving.
7/17/2023 10:39:00 PM
I see they've added Kriv.
Anonymous said...
In 2020 the person that said they had “the biggest dick in town” spent $104,000.00 on updates to the office and a 75 inch touch screen even though the City had a $1.2 billion budget deficit. Before they built the new stations most of the older stations had office furniture from the 1940/50. But 2020 furniture does not befit the new replacement. One cannot be contemplating the root causes of crime and violence while sitting in old digs.
7/17/2023 03:15:00 AM
It ain't easy getting funk juice out of velour...
Rumor has it he's having a Sybaris type jacuzzi installed for campaign donor meetings, more to come on Friday...
Please see all the above comments.
Glad to also see some very familiar posters.
Be blessed. Bj won't last too long. We've survived Groot, 9.5, and others.
Perhaps a few illegals will move into his ho,e and office?
God bless our LEOs. You're all heroes.
7/17/2023 10:29:00 PM
Classic! Reminds of also of memories Id like to forget too!
We had a similar experience with cheap office furniture. Requests and complaints went nowhere and got dead ended. I put a request in writing and it never made it above the supervisory level. I ended up having a talk with out commander and was told "this is the first I'm hearing about the chairs" We must have told the Sgts at least 25 times, and they never passed it on. There were never enough working chairs desks to go around, and no one really cared. I guess when it doesn't affect the brass, they tend to forget.
Oh! That "Groot funk"! It'll never come out,might as well toss the chairs.
But what about Brandon funk? Seems that's a powerful perfume,too. What's Brandy doing after hours up there on the fifth floor?
More taxpayer waste. Johnson is never in his office. There he is the opposite of Groot who wanted to hide in her office all day. Either way no real work is or was accomplished by either one.
Julie Bedore waited so long to be a Director, and played many dirty games to get there but sadly this is the best she will ever do. Just glad she's finally getting the negative press she deserves. Total scum bag, used to be clout heavy because of her husband but she's a nobody. love watching this shit show unfold to people who deserve it.
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