New CPD Submarine
Next stop, the Titanic!
What say you readers - Preventable or Non-preventable?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
Next stop, the Titanic!
What say you readers - Preventable or Non-preventable?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
67 Comments:
Russ V. is back ?
Can you put a photo of the female Sgt from the midway airport crash standing on the hood?
I'll take the 3 day vacation on 12/24,12/25, and 12/26.
That is one of the marine unit’s new amphibious vehicles.
IOD special.
This perfectly illustrates the caliber of people on the job today.
Not sure about you, but I won’t put my life in the hands of a partner who ain’t smart enough to avoid a rain filled viaduct.
Dumb ass…
Add a snorkle package. Bill the taxpayers millions.
Department already sank.19B
Bigfoot?
As he is sitting in the vehicle already starting the paperwork.
Per department it will be preventable no matter what. Per me it's, non-.
In the old days we would have simply recruited some homies to push the car out of the water and called for R Service.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Damn, I feel stupid. Whenever I want to get out of work, I just shit my pants. Never thought of driving my squad into the lake.
Probably the first car wash that explorer has had.
That picture reminded me of the wagon that drove out on midnights to sleep on the frozen McKinley Park lagoon in March. There was a thaw overnight, and they needed a tow truck to get the floating wagon which really didn’t float.
Non-preventable! He/she was sitting in heavy traffic when all of a sudden the water began to rise. He/she then noticed the vehicle stalled and died. All attempts to get the vehicle to start where negative.
Pion patrolman= preventable, merit supervisor= non-preventable...
Preventable af.
This looks like a sgt gouchie thing.
Maybe they were water boarding an arrestee.
Some of these viaducts fill up really fast.😂
That 011 day shift ranger is goofy as hell. I'm not surprised ...
Totally preventable. Somebody is going to buy a couple days off without pay. I believe that is the 4600 block of Roosevelt rd.
Somebody is buying time off totally preventable
If you look closely the cops corframs are getting wet, you can tell by the look on his face
NoN Preventable !!!
The BLuE Line is the water line All Good
600 probably wouldn't let anybody go help him
My lifted 4-door automatic Jeep with punisher stickers has a snorkel. Finally get to use it but don’t know how.
Is it a pool car?
how dumb
Who is that sitting in the squad car? Mulinex?
Talk about timing! The blog has been for how long? And this guy, with picture, makes one of the first posts……
Forever enshrined……..
IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Future commander of 012.
Strict beat integrity
I remember when a fellow 009th district gang team member did the same thing
Anonymous said...
Future commander of 012.
7/03/2023 03:47:00 PM
No, that was cement. And Sodini will never live that down.
This guy is destined for the Marine Unit, if anything.
The Keeeesing Bandit is back baby! Now someone dig up the Box Chevy Phantom and the Tactical Warrior.
We’re putting the band back together!
Why wasn’t there a cop there to warn the driver about high water on the road?
Future commander of 012.
***************
Ha! IYKYK. more whiskey spit out. Dammit
All that's missing is some of them big mamas twerking on the roof
I heard he was put in for a life-saving award....HIS OWN !!!
At least is wasn't wet cement.
Thought he was going to see the Titanic
The only thing funnier was the great Commander Sodini driving his squad into a bed of fresh cement…
Sodini made it back?
OMG we're together again! -Glad to see The Keesing Bandit is still making me laugh. We are a Team! -BTW F Brandon.
Didn't billions get spent drilling holes 200-300' below the city to drain water into big ass quarries that are visible from orbit a few years back??
Probably a 3 year wonder...
Not like they can chase anyways. Minds well have all the police cars stranded in water.
“Dead in the water, squad”!!!
Harry the hats illigitamate son.
You youngsters won’t get he reference
Is it a pool car?
🤣😂🤣😂👍🏻
🎶🎵 Wade in da water… Waaaade in da water now children 🎵🎶
This looks like a Jeffrey Kriv caper. did you see him in the Tribune a few weeks ago? Believe me the article didn't do him justice, the real story is even more fucked up. He loved hanging on the south end of 013 and in the strip joints cause he had a thing for the chocolate girls.
Among his various caper's was a suspicious fire at one of his properties IAD was all over but couldn't prove anything. He once called in a chase on a hot car and it was immediately terminated by the SGT and he was ordered to stay where he was at. He not only didn't stay there he continued the chase, even after acknowledging the "hold" order. He even kept squawking about the chase, ignoring repeated orders to terminate. Then the fucktwit chased the car E/B in the W/B lanes of the Eisenhower.
So I'm not surprised this guy beat 44 tickets using the same excuse that his girlfriend had stolen his car and was the one actually driving. And that he made case reports for each one, or said he did. https://www.chicagotribune.com/investigations/ct-chicago-police-discipline-jeffrey-kriv-20230603-gttygota3fd2fjjchl6d4rkuvi-htmlstory.html
He's a stand out even in this idiotic fucking outfit. Funny how the Dept. never hesitated to step on the rest of us swiftly. I was a SGT in 013 and this raving lunatic worked for me and I'll never understand how he was able to stay on the job. He must have had Moses as his clout.
You're kidding? You mean you can't drive throught a viaduct with 4 feet of water? Why didn't t6hey tell us that in the Academy?
Someone is looking for an opening at the marine unit .
Danger is no stranger to a fillmore street ranger 🤣🤣
Millenial police!!
“Every time I open this blog, I move up one spot in seniority”..
Not my line. But one of the best ever!
WOW, now the CPD can use all disciplinary history and can go back forever. CPD was limited to going back 5yrs. The FOP dropped the ball again. Start the suspension fund you goofs, a real union wouldn't agree to destroying their members like the fop does time and time again.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Harry the hats illigitamate son.
You youngsters won’t get he reference
7/03/2023 11:31:00 PM
Harry Holmes! And they made the idiot a commander, too!
WOW, now the CPD can use all disciplinary history and can go back forever. CPD was limited to going back 5yrs. The FOP dropped the ball again. Start the suspension fund you goofs, a real union wouldn't agree to destroying their members like the fop does time and time again.
MEDICAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it to them!
Putting the band back together is a beautiful thing.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
"...is it a pool car?..."
You sir, are a Great American.
I'm taking bids for the number of days off. Bidding starts at 3 days.
Wow? You mean that the water under an overpass in Chicago might be too deep to drive through? That NEVER happens in Chicago. You certainly never hear about that on the news, do you?
Many moons ago in the 02 Nd District 2 Coppers decided to drive their squad on the Ice in August in Washington Park! Every squad from the South Side was their and the laughter was heard at 11 th & State.
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