Monday, July 03, 2023

New CPD Submarine

 Next stop, the Titanic!

What say you readers - Preventable or Non-preventable?

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67 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ V. is back ?

7/03/2023 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you put a photo of the female Sgt from the midway airport crash standing on the hood?

7/03/2023 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take the 3 day vacation on 12/24,12/25, and 12/26.

7/03/2023 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is one of the marine unit’s new amphibious vehicles.

7/03/2023 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IOD special.

7/03/2023 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This perfectly illustrates the caliber of people on the job today.

Not sure about you, but I won’t put my life in the hands of a partner who ain’t smart enough to avoid a rain filled viaduct.

Dumb ass…

7/03/2023 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add a snorkle package. Bill the taxpayers millions.

7/03/2023 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Department already sank.19B

7/03/2023 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bigfoot?

7/03/2023 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As he is sitting in the vehicle already starting the paperwork.

7/03/2023 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Per department it will be preventable no matter what. Per me it's, non-.

7/03/2023 06:29:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

In the old days we would have simply recruited some homies to push the car out of the water and called for R Service.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/03/2023 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, I feel stupid. Whenever I want to get out of work, I just shit my pants. Never thought of driving my squad into the lake.

7/03/2023 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably the first car wash that explorer has had.

7/03/2023 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

That picture reminded me of the wagon that drove out on midnights to sleep on the frozen McKinley Park lagoon in March. There was a thaw overnight, and they needed a tow truck to get the floating wagon which really didn’t float.

7/03/2023 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Non-preventable! He/she was sitting in heavy traffic when all of a sudden the water began to rise. He/she then noticed the vehicle stalled and died. All attempts to get the vehicle to start where negative.

7/03/2023 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pion patrolman= preventable, merit supervisor= non-preventable...

7/03/2023 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Preventable af.

7/03/2023 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This looks like a sgt gouchie thing.

7/03/2023 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they were water boarding an arrestee.

7/03/2023 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous OG Rudy K said...

Some of these viaducts fill up really fast.😂

7/03/2023 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That 011 day shift ranger is goofy as hell. I'm not surprised ...

7/03/2023 09:16:00 AM  
Blogger pigpen said...

Totally preventable. Somebody is going to buy a couple days off without pay. I believe that is the 4600 block of Roosevelt rd.

7/03/2023 09:28:00 AM  
Blogger pigpen said...

Somebody is buying time off totally preventable

7/03/2023 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you look closely the cops corframs are getting wet, you can tell by the look on his face

7/03/2023 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NoN Preventable !!!

The BLuE Line is the water line All Good

7/03/2023 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

600 probably wouldn't let anybody go help him

7/03/2023 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My lifted 4-door automatic Jeep with punisher stickers has a snorkel. Finally get to use it but don’t know how.

7/03/2023 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it a pool car?

7/03/2023 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how dumb

7/03/2023 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous My Nuts Hurt said...

Who is that sitting in the squad car? Mulinex?

7/03/2023 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about timing! The blog has been for how long? And this guy, with picture, makes one of the first posts……

Forever enshrined……..

IDIOT!!!!!!!!

7/03/2023 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Future commander of 012.

7/03/2023 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strict beat integrity

7/03/2023 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when a fellow 009th district gang team member did the same thing

7/03/2023 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Future commander of 012.

7/03/2023 03:47:00 PM

No, that was cement. And Sodini will never live that down.

This guy is destined for the Marine Unit, if anything.

7/03/2023 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keeeesing Bandit is back baby! Now someone dig up the Box Chevy Phantom and the Tactical Warrior.

We’re putting the band back together!

7/03/2023 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why wasn’t there a cop there to warn the driver about high water on the road?

7/03/2023 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Future commander of 012.

***************
Ha! IYKYK. more whiskey spit out. Dammit

7/03/2023 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All that's missing is some of them big mamas twerking on the roof

7/03/2023 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard he was put in for a life-saving award....HIS OWN !!!

7/03/2023 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least is wasn't wet cement.

7/03/2023 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought he was going to see the Titanic

7/03/2023 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing funnier was the great Commander Sodini driving his squad into a bed of fresh cement…

7/03/2023 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sodini made it back?

7/03/2023 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG we're together again! -Glad to see The Keesing Bandit is still making me laugh. We are a Team! -BTW F Brandon.

7/03/2023 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't billions get spent drilling holes 200-300' below the city to drain water into big ass quarries that are visible from orbit a few years back??

7/03/2023 08:46:00 PM  
Blogger Ronnie Costco said...

Probably a 3 year wonder...

7/03/2023 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not like they can chase anyways. Minds well have all the police cars stranded in water.

7/03/2023 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Dead in the water, squad”!!!

7/03/2023 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry the hats illigitamate son.
You youngsters won’t get he reference

7/03/2023 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it a pool car?

🤣😂🤣😂👍🏻

7/04/2023 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🎶🎵 Wade in da water… Waaaade in da water now children 🎵🎶

7/04/2023 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This looks like a Jeffrey Kriv caper. did you see him in the Tribune a few weeks ago? Believe me the article didn't do him justice, the real story is even more fucked up. He loved hanging on the south end of 013 and in the strip joints cause he had a thing for the chocolate girls.

Among his various caper's was a suspicious fire at one of his properties IAD was all over but couldn't prove anything. He once called in a chase on a hot car and it was immediately terminated by the SGT and he was ordered to stay where he was at. He not only didn't stay there he continued the chase, even after acknowledging the "hold" order. He even kept squawking about the chase, ignoring repeated orders to terminate. Then the fucktwit chased the car E/B in the W/B lanes of the Eisenhower.

So I'm not surprised this guy beat 44 tickets using the same excuse that his girlfriend had stolen his car and was the one actually driving. And that he made case reports for each one, or said he did. https://www.chicagotribune.com/investigations/ct-chicago-police-discipline-jeffrey-kriv-20230603-gttygota3fd2fjjchl6d4rkuvi-htmlstory.html

He's a stand out even in this idiotic fucking outfit. Funny how the Dept. never hesitated to step on the rest of us swiftly. I was a SGT in 013 and this raving lunatic worked for me and I'll never understand how he was able to stay on the job. He must have had Moses as his clout.

7/04/2023 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're kidding? You mean you can't drive throught a viaduct with 4 feet of water? Why didn't t6hey tell us that in the Academy?

7/04/2023 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone is looking for an opening at the marine unit .

7/04/2023 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Danger is no stranger to a fillmore street ranger 🤣🤣

7/04/2023 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Millenial police!!

7/04/2023 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Every time I open this blog, I move up one spot in seniority”..

Not my line. But one of the best ever!

7/04/2023 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, now the CPD can use all disciplinary history and can go back forever. CPD was limited to going back 5yrs. The FOP dropped the ball again. Start the suspension fund you goofs, a real union wouldn't agree to destroying their members like the fop does time and time again.

7/04/2023 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Harry the hats illigitamate son.
You youngsters won’t get he reference

7/03/2023 11:31:00 PM

Harry Holmes! And they made the idiot a commander, too!

7/04/2023 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, now the CPD can use all disciplinary history and can go back forever. CPD was limited to going back 5yrs. The FOP dropped the ball again. Start the suspension fund you goofs, a real union wouldn't agree to destroying their members like the fop does time and time again.

MEDICAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it to them!

7/05/2023 01:22:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Putting the band back together is a beautiful thing.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/05/2023 03:29:00 PM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

"...is it a pool car?..."

You sir, are a Great American.

7/05/2023 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm taking bids for the number of days off. Bidding starts at 3 days.

7/05/2023 06:16:00 PM  
Blogger RonF said...

Wow? You mean that the water under an overpass in Chicago might be too deep to drive through? That NEVER happens in Chicago. You certainly never hear about that on the news, do you?

7/05/2023 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many moons ago in the 02 Nd District 2 Coppers decided to drive their squad on the Ice in August in Washington Park! Every squad from the South Side was their and the laughter was heard at 11 th & State.

7/09/2023 12:19:00 PM  

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