We've Been Asleep How Long?

 ZZZZZZZZZ....

:::snort:::

 zzzz.....wha...?

What the heck is going on? What did we miss? Anything important? 

Is Groot still around f#$%ing everything up?

Wait....teaching where?? Stop pulling our leg....seriously, we're too hung over for this. Next you're going to tell us some communist piece of human garbage took over and is hastening Chicago's descent into Hell.

We're due for a Crime Reduction Ribbon or something soon. "Crime is Down!" and all that jazz, right?

Right?

And what in G-d's name is that awful racket? Sounds like that summer we spent in Talladega.