Nice Description Slum Times
Years ago, before The Hiatus, we had shone a spotlight on downtown going to shit. Since then, it's only accelerated its decline, what with the stewardess being beaten with a log and this guy by the House of Blues:
A Northwest Side man has died after he was punched and suffered a head injury in the River North neighborhood late Wednesday, and police have released a description of his attacker.
The man, 47, was outside the House of Blues, 329 N. Dearborn St., when two men asked him for money around 11:30 p.m., according to Chicago police.
One of the men punched the victim, and officers later found him unresponsive on the sidewalk with a head injury. He was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, where he was pronounced dead, police said.
The attacker who punched the man is a male about 5-feet-11 to 6 feet tall with black hair wearing a black puffy jacket and black jeans, police said.
That description sucks Slum Times. Why do your descriptions always suck?
Let's go over to a real reporting operation - the CWB blog:
- One worker told us the suspect is Black, about 6 feet tall. He has a beard and appears to be in his late 20s or early 30s. An officer who reviewed surveillance video of the attack said he was wearing a black puffy coat and headed north on State Street after punching the man.
Facts are not racist, no matter how hard the media wishes them to be. And a description is just that - a description.
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
34 Comments:
In identifying someone, 3 colors matter:
A. Color of Skin
B. Color of Hair
C. Color of Eyes
It is not possible to have a accurate identification without this.
I just retired. My wife died a few years back. My daughter is a lesbian living in San Francisco that hates me, herself, and America.
I am in very good shape and have quick hands.
Something just struck me about this particular crime.
I’ve decided to walk around downtown and be victimized and then defend myself and America.
Give me a few months, you’ll be writing about the retiree that saves Chicago.
Oh I forgot,
I’m BLACK and don’t crack.
The downtown store fronts are at a 33% Vacancy rate. Most of the offices now have downsized their office space. All this because of all the Democrat Party lock downs. Crime is now everywhere and way to high. It might look like everything is going along as usual but, its not. Unless a quick turn around comes soon Chicago is in big trouble.
A suitable description of the male attacker is that he has BLACK hair, a BLACK puffy jacket and BLACK jeans. I’m sure that proud readers of the Slum Times are able to read between the lines and nobody’s feelings will be hurt.
I was over there a bit ago. Hood rats have turned it into a no go zone, for me anyway. It's not old downtown, since lighthead invited them down to enjoy it all, they've been having a blast. Wake up people, woke doesn't mean you put aside survival instincts.
Punched? Died? River north? Male 20's to mid 30's? Where exactly was daley's nephew during this incident??
and why are we capitalizing a color?? It's black, NOT Black!
You are totally wrong on this one. Facts are racist if it shows that blacks commit a majority of violent crimes. I still waiting on Bidens white superiority fascists to start bringing real violence to our community's.
Must have been one of those maga supporters
The Sun-Times does not want to offend the only people who still buy their newspaper.
You know I hate to say it, but just maybe the news media leaves out certain attributes in the description because they’ve saying everyone knows it’s a given. People should ask the news media and hear what they have to say about that theory. See if they stutter a little when answering.
Puffy coat, hmmm?
Reminds me of the 3 sizes too small, Mork from Ork puffy vest that I wear constantly. Mom says I’m the most handsomest boy at FLOP as she slips it over my arms in the mid morning when she sends me off for the day.
ABC 7 described the victim as an out of town tourist. This animal jumped out confronted an innocent guy walking down the street punched and killed him and they can't even get out a good head to toe description??? And they wonder why white people avoid ALL black people.
No! No! No!
I think you got it backwards.
The racist mainstream media assumes all perpetrators are black unless otherwise stated.
Remember This is MAGA Country. The Scum-Times are looking for a white guy in a cowboy hat, driving a pick up truck with a rebel flag flying high.
When the animal attacks an old guy and the old guy ventilates them, we don't have long to live anyway and we would be doing the young ins a favor we could serve the little time left,the older you get the less you worry!
CNN would say “man dies after falling and hitting his head.”
Like the older Jewish man who was killed by a Palestinian.
Anonymous said...why are we capitalizing a color...
Because you don't capitalize the work race or ethnicity but when you give a specific descriptor it becomes a proper noun and you capitalize a proper noun.
Example:
religion and Catholic
gang and Maniac Fish
Knowing is half the battle
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...
The Sun-Times does not want to offend the only people who still buy their newspaper.
11/17/2023 07:28:00 AM
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Like these illiterate, former Chicago Public School attendees can read.
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You just made my day!!
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J. Backstabvich
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God,stop already. We get it, you don't like the guy. But it's getting fucking annoying.
Was wearing a MAGA hat..
only when the offender is a white person (especially if they accuse white police officer) is the race given out by the lying left liberal news
I wonder to what extent these liberal rags receive our tax dollars to spout the liberal narrative, because we all know hardly anybody subscribes to their publications. There is no way they stay afloat without government subsidies.
“ Hispanic” is a contraction of “ Hispano- phonic” which literally means “ Spanish speaking”. It is a LINGUISTIC Classification and NOT a Racial/ Ethnic Classification. Any Race/ Ethnicity may be Spanish-speaking. Spanish is spoken in Spain ( obviously) and throughout Central and South America with the exceptions of Belize ( English), Haiti ( French), Guyana ( English), French Guiana, Surinam ( Dutch), and Brazil ( Portuguese), and Jamaica ( English). Not counting the many many small islands that were ( or remain) French, British, or Dutch Possessions.
If you are reading this, you are “ Anglo-phonic” or English-speaking. And ANY Race or Ethnicity may be English- speaking. Same thing with “ Hispano-phonic”.
After Rome defeated Carthage in the Punic Wars ( the last of which was about 300BC), Rome occupied the Iberian Peninsula. What is now Portugal was named “ Lusitania “ from which we derive “ Luso-phonic” ( Portuguese speaking) and “ Hispania” from which we derive Spain and “ Hispano- phonic”.
The sun times is a loser, and they continue lie, misrepresent or omit anything that does not fit the democratic socialist agenda and their narrative. Larry the thug and tiny dancer really squeezed the balz of local media when they ran their very own politburos. Now, when Brandy Johnson needs help, the media lapdogs are already accustomed to the socialist dog whistle - they shyt themselves to write his propaganda.
The best thing to be said about the sun is that it meets the piss bum's standard for ass wipe.
The downtown store fronts are at a 33% Vacancy rate. Most of the offices now have downsized their office space. All this because of all the Democrat Party lock downs. Crime is now everywhere and way to high. It might look like everything is going along as usual but, its not. Unless a quick turn around comes soon Chicago is in big trouble.
Except the country was locked down by Trump, a supposed republican, who is really a life long New York Democrat and a Globalist. He even allowed Fauci, an unelected Bureaucrat, call the shots - pun intended. Let's not forget about all the money Trump gave the Democrat governors to keep their states locked down.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
and why are we capitalizing a color?? It's black, NOT Black!
11/17/2023 06:07:00 AM
That capitalization of "black" (but not "white") came from some change pushed through a few years ago in the AP Style guide - which most, if not all, news reporting organizations tend to follow.
It was a total kowtow to the BLM bullshit. I for one could care less if we're going to capitalize or not - just do it for ALL or NONE. Not just for ONE.
If they're going to specify it's for ONE, then I'm doing it for NONE. F' em...
I wish they hadn't used the word 'male.'
You should see the dirty looks I am getting.
Anonymous said...
J. Backstabvich
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God,stop already. We get it, you don't like the guy. But it's getting fucking annoying.
11/17/2023 01:48:00 PM
OMG, I LOVE these the posts from this guy and often scan the comments looking for then. What I didn't know was that they were based on a real person. Who's "the guy," I'm dying to know. I have been reading these, dying of laughter thinking it was some made up character, now seeing it's based off a real person I have to know who it is. But please, regardless keep them coming!!
Male usual, wearing the usual....
God,stop already. We get it, you don't like the guy. But it's getting fucking annoying.
11/17/2023 01:48:00 PM
Just the way
Uh huh
Uh huh
You like it
Uh huh
Uh huh
....Except the country was locked down by Trump, a supposed republican, who is really a life long New York Democrat and a Globalist. He even allowed Fauci, an unelected Bureaucrat, call the shots - pun intended. Let's not forget about all the money Trump gave the Democrat governors to keep their states locked down.
11/17/2023 09:45:00 PM
You cut and paste this one a lot.
Word for word, the same dribble.
Like the nasty mother-in-law who pounces on every posdible opportunity to take a jab at the daughter-in-law who her sonny boy likes better than nasty mommy.
Carry on, nasty nasty....
Anonymous Anonymous said...
....Except the country was locked down by Trump, a supposed republican, who is really a life long New York Democrat and a Globalist. He even allowed Fauci, an unelected Bureaucrat, call the shots - pun intended. Let's not forget about all the money Trump gave the Democrat governors to keep their states locked down.
How do you like this Bidenflation, are you blind, or does it not effect you because you’re a machine flunky who is taken care of. Leftist Governors locked states down, all part of the plan to steal 2020. What a disingenuous piece of work you are.
How do you like this Bidenflation, are you blind, or does it not effect you because you’re a machine flunky who is taken care of. Leftist Governors locked states down, all part of the plan to steal 2020. What a disingenuous piece of work you are.
Trump allowed the election to be stolen due to him locking down this country and allowing massive mail in voting. Then he grifted 250 million from his supporters through stop the steal. Other than paying off the RNC, so that he wouldnt have to step on a debate stage and get tough questions about his death shot and other failures of his presidency, what did he do with that money?? Where did it go???
What about the j6er's? Did he pardon the non violent ones before he left office or use the money donated to him for their legal defense? No, he was too busy giving out pardons to jared kushner's family and rappers with gun convictions. Let's also not forget about Trump presenting Fauci a medal for the great work he did on the fake pandemic just before China Joe took over to continue ruining this country.
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