Congrats 003
Conehead's Chicago couldn't even last a single hour before racking up the first homicide:
- A shooting left a man dead and two women injured inside a home on the South Side early Monday morning, Chicago police said.
At least two dozen bullet holes pierced the front of a single-family home in Park Manor, where a New Year's gathering was brought to an end by gunfire. Investigators said the shots came from outside the home and struck the victims after piercing the window.
Police responded to the 7000 block of South Wabash Avenue at about 12:45 a.m. and found three victims inside a residence. A 53-year-old man, shot multiple times, was pronounced dead on the scene.
011 got on the board late and we think 015 also.
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What will be the over/under for December 31, 2024?
My two guesses are 635.
-OR-
Or way too fucking many to count.
I was on the board shortly after midnight myself.
I killed a Crave Case of Sliders with extra onions.
Looks like Mom will be burning my Tighty Whities instead of scrubbing out the bacon strips this Sunday.
How they look though?
How the offenders look though?
Trying to see if there’s any common themes.
That is, if/when we can talk about an elephant in the room.
So much for the ex-gang members / peace keepers / interrupters. Maybe they had an off day celebrating the New Year’s Eve.
White Supremacists and Christian Nationalists did it!
Shots from outside, deceased was inside.
Is this an inside or outside homicide?
Need to know for comstat
Is it true there is a new money pool in the 10th district on the DL on which young male officers Sgt diddler Dan will start following around again when back from his furlough and where? we were told there is a clear favorite hes been after for a long time and 2 or 3 runners up they all betting on and log sheets to mark down times and locations of where and who he is spotted with lollol. big big money to win we are told.
Pay the Moneyline!!!!!!
Let it rip these mutts can’t self exterminate fast enough
witness on scene in the 3rd district, who said he is an unemployed, gay black actor said the 2 shooters were white guys wearing robes with hoods and wearing MAGA hats
Badly aimed celebratory gunfire?
Besides that little hiccup, how was the celebration?
Three cheers for 003.
With no cash bail all the illegal criminals coming in the rise of the radical organizations I got a feeling that those numbers will pale in comparison 2024 is going to be an epic year
Whats the common thing with all of that shooting and killing? Im hoping they get better at trigger control, aiming and sight alingment this year, you all can do better.
Does comstat count the number of bullet holes in the victims. Asking for a friend.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
witness on scene in the 3rd district, who said he is an unemployed, gay black actor said the 2 shooters were white guys wearing robes with hoods and wearing MAGA hats
1/02/2024 06:45:00 AM
003 IS MAGA COUNTRY!
Our calender, days of week, months of year, are but arbitrary reference points for those to whom every moment is an adventure in random acts of violences.
Please take more trash out.
Anonymous said...
Is it true there is a new money pool in the 10th district on the DL on which young male officers Sgt diddler Dan will start following around again when back from his furlough and where? we were told there is a clear favorite hes been after for a long time and 2 or 3 runners up they all betting on and log sheets to mark down times and locations of where and who he is spotted with lollol. big big money to win we are told.
1/02/2024 02:33:00 AM
Hey, now if you’re gonna play around, at least play around with somebody of a exempt rank status, that way, at least you could get a decent promotion, you know like the other merit people easily!
Anonymous said...
Is it true there is a new money pool in the 10th district on the DL on which young male officers Sgt diddler Dan will start following around again when back from his furlough and where? we were told there is a clear favorite hes been after for a long time and 2 or 3 runners up they all betting on and log sheets to mark down times and locations of where and who he is spotted with lollol. big big money to win we are told.
1/02/2024 02:33:00 AM
Hey, now if you’re gonna play around, at least play around with somebody of a exempt rank status, that way, at least you could get a decent promotion, you know like the other merit people easily
Lol Right? But whoever diddler Dan is sounds like hes not in it for promotion which makes it worse
Are we sure 003 didn't make this up to be the first like they did years back with the first gun arrest of the year.
Damn KS, did Sgt. Dan touch you the wrong way or did he stop? You’ve had a hard on for this guy for some time now. It’s hard to log you when you’re in the SDSC room all day. If you want some quality time with him, offer to take him to 26/Keeler
for lunch, the two of you can reignite the flame.
We used to follow the Sgt diddler dan around every night. A car would do it every night, then switch off. Pretty interesting what these Sgt diddler Dan’s do all night. They hate to be watched.
We’re there any arrests? Is anyone in custody?
Love the Ghoul Pool, congrats to 003.
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