Tuesday, January 02, 2024

Congrats 003

Conehead's Chicago couldn't even last a single hour before racking up the first homicide:

  • A shooting left a man dead and two women injured inside a home on the South Side early Monday morning, Chicago police said.

    At least two dozen bullet holes pierced the front of a single-family home in Park Manor, where a New Year's gathering was brought to an end by gunfire. Investigators said the shots came from outside the home and struck the victims after piercing the window.

    Police responded to the 7000 block of South Wabash Avenue at about 12:45 a.m. and found three victims inside a residence. A 53-year-old man, shot multiple times, was pronounced dead on the scene.

011 got on the board late and we think 015 also.

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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What will be the over/under for December 31, 2024?

My two guesses are 635.
-OR-
Or way too fucking many to count.

1/02/2024 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous J. Backstabvich@541 said...

I was on the board shortly after midnight myself.

I killed a Crave Case of Sliders with extra onions.

Looks like Mom will be burning my Tighty Whities instead of scrubbing out the bacon strips this Sunday.

1/02/2024 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How they look though?
How the offenders look though?

Trying to see if there’s any common themes.
That is, if/when we can talk about an elephant in the room.

1/02/2024 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So much for the ex-gang members / peace keepers / interrupters. Maybe they had an off day celebrating the New Year’s Eve.

1/02/2024 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White Supremacists and Christian Nationalists did it!

1/02/2024 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shots from outside, deceased was inside.
Is this an inside or outside homicide?
Need to know for comstat

1/02/2024 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true there is a new money pool in the 10th district on the DL on which young male officers Sgt diddler Dan will start following around again when back from his furlough and where? we were told there is a clear favorite hes been after for a long time and 2 or 3 runners up they all betting on and log sheets to mark down times and locations of where and who he is spotted with lollol. big big money to win we are told.

1/02/2024 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay the Moneyline!!!!!!

1/02/2024 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let it rip these mutts can’t self exterminate fast enough

1/02/2024 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

witness on scene in the 3rd district, who said he is an unemployed, gay black actor said the 2 shooters were white guys wearing robes with hoods and wearing MAGA hats

1/02/2024 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Badly aimed celebratory gunfire?

1/02/2024 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Besides that little hiccup, how was the celebration?

1/02/2024 08:16:00 AM  
Blogger Mario from the barrio said...

Three cheers for 003.

1/02/2024 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With no cash bail all the illegal criminals coming in the rise of the radical organizations I got a feeling that those numbers will pale in comparison 2024 is going to be an epic year

1/02/2024 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats the common thing with all of that shooting and killing? Im hoping they get better at trigger control, aiming and sight alingment this year, you all can do better.

1/02/2024 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does comstat count the number of bullet holes in the victims. Asking for a friend.

1/02/2024 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
witness on scene in the 3rd district, who said he is an unemployed, gay black actor said the 2 shooters were white guys wearing robes with hoods and wearing MAGA hats

1/02/2024 06:45:00 AM

003 IS MAGA COUNTRY!

1/02/2024 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our calender, days of week, months of year, are but arbitrary reference points for those to whom every moment is an adventure in random acts of violences.

1/02/2024 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please take more trash out.

1/02/2024 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is it true there is a new money pool in the 10th district on the DL on which young male officers Sgt diddler Dan will start following around again when back from his furlough and where? we were told there is a clear favorite hes been after for a long time and 2 or 3 runners up they all betting on and log sheets to mark down times and locations of where and who he is spotted with lollol. big big money to win we are told.

1/02/2024 02:33:00 AM
Hey, now if you’re gonna play around, at least play around with somebody of a exempt rank status, that way, at least you could get a decent promotion, you know like the other merit people easily!

1/02/2024 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is it true there is a new money pool in the 10th district on the DL on which young male officers Sgt diddler Dan will start following around again when back from his furlough and where? we were told there is a clear favorite hes been after for a long time and 2 or 3 runners up they all betting on and log sheets to mark down times and locations of where and who he is spotted with lollol. big big money to win we are told.

1/02/2024 02:33:00 AM
Hey, now if you’re gonna play around, at least play around with somebody of a exempt rank status, that way, at least you could get a decent promotion, you know like the other merit people easily

Lol Right? But whoever diddler Dan is sounds like hes not in it for promotion which makes it worse

1/02/2024 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we sure 003 didn't make this up to be the first like they did years back with the first gun arrest of the year.

1/02/2024 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn KS, did Sgt. Dan touch you the wrong way or did he stop? You’ve had a hard on for this guy for some time now. It’s hard to log you when you’re in the SDSC room all day. If you want some quality time with him, offer to take him to 26/Keeler
for lunch, the two of you can reignite the flame.

1/02/2024 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We used to follow the Sgt diddler dan around every night. A car would do it every night, then switch off. Pretty interesting what these Sgt diddler Dan’s do all night. They hate to be watched.

1/03/2024 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We’re there any arrests? Is anyone in custody?

1/03/2024 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the Ghoul Pool, congrats to 003.

1/05/2024 08:30:00 AM  

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