Help Wanted - Haaaaarvard
The head of Haaaaarvard resigned from her post the other day after a disastrous Congressional appearance caused Haaaaarvard donors to withdraw/cease donations worth tens, probably hundreds of millions of dollars. But Sparklefarts made some calls to save her job.
Then she was caught plagiarizing multiple published papers - an intellectual crime in most cases. Getting something published is supposed to be a big honor in academic circles, but you usually have to be original in documenting your words, thoughts and conclusions, and if you aren't, you have to credit the original author/researcher. We mean, you can't just get the top job at Haaaaavard because you're a black DEI-advocating woman!
Upon closer examination of her "credentials," she was caught plagiarizing sixty times and even The Light Bringer couldn't cover that, which brings up another question - have they unsealed Sparklefart's college papers yet?
So she was forced out and immediately blamed ::gasp!:: racism. Amusingly, A.I. programs tagged her resignation letter as "plagiarized" also.
But don't worry - Obummer has his eye on another college instructor working at Haaaaavard to take over and restore prestige (and donation$) to the Ivy League school:
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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They pick the nastiest Black Marxists to ruin America.
Sparklefarts LOL
The old joke, “What’s 600 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?” Answer: “A good start.”
That joke can be modernized. “What’s 600 university academia at the bottom of the ocean?” Answer: “A good start.”
The category of politicians can be substituted. So many stations in life have been bastardized by the left that the whole lot would be, “A good start.” It once meant something to be accepted in the top tier colleges/universities. Now they are just a cess pool of Marxist indoctrination churning out an army of social justice activists.
The Lightbringer's whole history has been fabricated by the See Eye A
Harvard is a horrible school. I wouldn’t send my kid there if it were free.
Her salary stays the same and she still works at Harvard.
It was racism that kept me out of Harvard, racism that kept me from running for Governor, racism kept me from becoming the next chief of police in New York!!! Hell it was racism that kept me from a movie career & I never got a callback for American Idol why WHY WHY do you ask…….RACISM. Of course I didn’t go to college I had a 7 on my ACT, I never ran for Governor, I never was even a police officer so that chief thing wouldn’t fly! I am an old, ugly white guy who can’t carry a tune with a bucket. So those are the REAL REASONS I didn’t succeed but now that I can say it was racism that kept me down NOT my own failings I feel so much better!! Now what did I do W/ all of my trophies?? They were all for participation I really didn’t succeed in sports either you know why? Racism. I feel so empowered now
Penny Pritzker runs the Harvard Corporation Board. She picked this incompetent diversity hire to be Prezzy of Harvard.
You know, I think that may be one of her better facial photos.
Lightfoot fooled chicago residents but got fired when she tried to run again. She was a fraud mayor. She left the city in shambles.
And that one has the biggest dick in town!
And not someone else's up her ass.
Or so she says......
is that little boy from Venezuela ?
something about black lesbians that makes them believe that they can do whatever the hell they want with impunity ...not sure what it is just can't put my finger on it
The letter of resignation is an indication as to the lack of original thought in this group. What passes for education is simply phrases repeated over and over, like the time tables of yesteryear. Original thought is now re arrangement of phrases like "oppression/ors" patriarchy, racism, LGBwhatever. More recent comparison is the semi literate jihadis repeating from memory in unison phrases from the Koran in a Madrassa in shitstainistan.
JB's sister is the head of the Harvard board that hired Claudine Gay! Those Pritzkers wreck everything they touch.
Phony overpaid over educated assholes what goes around comes around
You gotta love the look on the rat's face...priceless
Still going to make 800K a year as an indoctrination professor at elite Haaavard. The only race that should be considered is her race to the bottom. It's another example of the failure of Affirmative Action in action.
Nothing new. Been going on for several decades. It's called affirmative action. It's become so ingrained in our society people don't even notice how destructive it is - by design.
Harvard is Hedge fund posing as a university. They have like $50B. They get like $250M each year in tuition. So if they earn .5% on their endowment they don't need to charge tuition.
Just another institution teaching nothing but indoctrination nonsense people wanna go there because of the connections, political and otherwise you seen how, without a doubt how stupid this woman was that was running the university she didn’t get in obviously because of her qualifications she got in because of her social status just another reason. College is a huge waste of dollars complete waste of money many years ago you went to college you got a good job no not anymore, unless you’re connected but then again, if you’re connected in life, you do just fine just look at the Chicago Police Department or actually any company or somebody’s connected. You don’t need an education. Do you need to be able to kiss ass then you get it
RUMOR HAD IT that Pres. Joe BribeMe wanted to hire Dr Claudine Gay as the Head Speechwriter for his upcoming campaign run when he heard that she resigned as President of Harvard.
Gay thanked Joey and 'allegedly' said: ....
"Mr. President, I ask not what my country can do for me, but what I can do for my country, as I have nothing to fear, but fear itself! And although December 7th is a date that will live in infamy, I say, Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall, the Eagle has landed. As such, I must decline your generous job offer."
Reportedly, Biden was so amazed by Dr. Gay's way with words, he almost dropped his pudding.
The perfect new choice for a shit school
The institutional rot is exposed for everyone to see. The utter absurdity of it all.
Groot and Penny Pigster aren't qualified to paahk the caahs in Haahvaahd yaahd.
Resurrect Trump University.
Lori gonna be a federal judge.
Claudine Gay's resignation email to Harvard alum is peppered with "me victim of racism" statements. Gay's resignation email also fails to acknowledge her niggling problem concerning her multiple instances of gross plagiarism (whole paragraphs!). Gay's entire career is based upon academic fraud (tenure and endowed professor-chair despite rampant easily-detectible plagiarism and lack of usually required book publications). For entire academic career, Gay is/was hardline DEI "enforcer", intent upon ridding academia of other more-promising POC academics. Gay is truly single-minded sharp-elbowed shrew.
Note, Penny Pritzker heads Harvard board, responsible for Gay pick. Not surprised by this scandal, seems par for Pritzker family shenanigans.
Claudine Gay is a fake intellectual affirmative-action hire DEI warrior.
Harvard, like many universities and colleges, will readily expel its students for plagiarism, yet molly-coddled Gay for weeks after her multiple instances of flagrant plagiarism was disclosed. She wasn't even paraphrasing other people's words, but rather stealing entire paragraphs, with minimal word-substitutions, in 50+ instances, in her ridiculously meager professional record of only 12 published articles (no books) during her academic career to-date. Normally, such a person wouldn't be hired for tenure-track position, much less be appointed to head a Harvard College, or become Harvard President.
Penny Pritzker really outdone herself here as Harvard Board chairperson who chose Gay to be new Harvard president. Gay's six-month stint is shortest president-term to-date.
Obama only has to say, "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice," and she will magically appear to wreak havoc in the world once again.
Out in California the left was overwhelmingly supportive when the Stanford Daily discovered the white male president of Stanford was guilty of the same thing.
Gay should go out and kill someone then she could get a degree from Northwestern for nothing and get hired like the Bernadine “the bomber” Dorhn.
Retired in Texas…….
Now she’s bringing out the race card….
You stepped down on your own…
You lifted other scholars work at least 60 times. A decision you made..
So lets blame da man
Blogger Old Joe said...
JB's sister is the head of the Harvard board that hired Claudine Gay! Those Pritzkers wreck everything they touch.
1/04/2024 04:46:00 AM
As the governor is into funding killing babies:
Illinois Gov. Pritzker takes his fight for abortion access national with a new self-funded group
https://apnews.com/article/pritzker-illinois-abortion-access-roe-dark-money-16ab0d498d77a4a9d695cff87211928c
Insane how he is letting criminals out via no cash bail, but yet babies are sentenced to death truth is factual, truth is hard but its the Truth!
But, but, Claudine was rocking the girl Urkel look.
Harvard is a historically racist institution.
matt cline will be the next president
he has the test questions/ answers
Claudine is married to a white guy.
Anonymous said...
something about black lesbians that makes them believe that they can do whatever the hell they want with impunity ...not sure what it is just can't put my finger on it
1/04/2024 04:24:00 AM
Where's the Unabomber when you need one?
I kid....haha
Obama was the president of the Harvard Law Review, though he never wrote an article. He surely deserved that position.
Perhaps Tracksuit Al, brilliant black scholar that he is, will restore dignity to Harvard by taking over as President. Then he can hit up guilt-ridden white graduates for "donations" to expand their Race Hustle Studies Department.
Always pleased to see Obummer called Obummer, a name I've called him since he first appeared on the scene back in 2004 or thereabouts. When I had occasion here in Ohio to speak with a prominent Chicago attorney whose daughter graduated from UC law, I asked how the daughter found her class taught by Obummer. The attorney made a face and shook his head to indicate "no good". Just as Gay was Penny Pritzker's potted plant at Harvard, Obummer served the same function for Valerie Jarrett at UC. Gay and Obummer have been elevated beyond their levels of competence. It's also amusing to read - correctly or not - that Bill Ackman's wife, who used to be associated with MIT, is not immune to plagiarizing. Must be something in the Boston water supply. Since Penny's gifting Harvard a new econ building to the tune of 100 million, she'll not be easily dismissed.
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