"Required"? Have Fun With It
No idea what Unit this may be:
- OT: The boss just made us put preferred pronouns in our email signatures so instead of they/them. or he/him etc...I used She/It
What did that shitbird Alinsky say?
- "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."
Okay "boss." Flip the script. Self identify as something offensive, something inappropriate, something bizarre. Then every time the boss doesn't use your pronouns, file an EEOC beef for not respecting your choices. Gum up the works.
Seriously, the only way to survive the current inanity is to be even more inane than they are.
At least you'll have some fun with it.
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posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
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My pronouns are Who\Where
Your fault for being in that Unit.
Your choices are put up with it, or come back to a beat car.
I suggest a beat car.
Get that I writing and sue
My pronouns are: he / haw
Policeman that participate in communist word games...pathetic losers.
how about Her/Shey ?
Ok, if true what Boss? I call BS. This post was made up to take the heat away from the commander in 001 and focus on another exempt.
I'm identify my self as a donkey, if you know what I mean ladies. No kisses from you Bandit.
OT: new merit packets are due in 2 weeks? Why is the department putting together a new merit list with supposedly only 2 classes left of this very recent exam. Who is the officer they are desperately trying to make?
Your Serene Highness/ Our Serene Highness / Our Serenity's
You can just call me Comrade! And I will do the same for you!
If I am supposed to play along in this Socialist Hyper Woke Micro Aggression Hell, I might as well be addressed as the interchangeable Cog you think we all are.
Your Lordship
His Lordship
In honor of Lori Lightfoot. Big Dick, Bigger Dick, Biggest Dick
God of Love, Stud, Love Machine
Monday Wednesday Friday: He Him His
Tuesday Thursday Saturday: Xe Xim Xers
Sunday: She Her Its.
My Pronouns? It depends on how butch I feel today. Either She and Hers, or He and His.
How can you know what pronouns I am using today? You can tell by whether I am strapped and packing? Look for the bulge bitch!
There are no bosses left just yes people. Leadership is clueless and they are just getting very good paychecks for nothing.
If you really want to have some fun, go downtown to City Hall and get a City-issued I.D. card, which is called a "CityKey." (This card also doubles as a library card and can get you discounts at many restaurants and local museums).
For gender, you can choose (M) male, (F) female, (NB) non-binary, or "no gender marker," so pick non-binary.
Once you have this NB card, feel free to walk into the opposite sex's restrooms and locker rooms.
If anyone complains, well that would be an EEOC beef, because non-binary is a fluid condition where you could feel male or female, or both, multiple times a day, based on your mood and hormones.
Here is a link to the list of documents involved:
https://www.chicityclerk.com/sites/default/files/EN_Document%20Guide%3AResidency.pdf
Is conehead a pronoun. ?
You know what avoids all of that nonsense? Either addressing somebody by their name, or title.
That’s a great idea. We have the freedom to use whatever pronouns we want. I think I’m gonna use it. Fjb/fbJ
I like them!
Now Kees me you fool!
That’s a CR all day long goof
Is your majesty a prononun?
I actually did this in a training class at the academy for one of the liberal classes that the liberal civilians teach. I used "Master", it was priceless. You should have seen their faces, most people in the class laughed including my Lieutenant in my class. This was early last year so I'm way ahead of the game. I agree come up with some offensive pronouns and give them a taste of their own medicine.
Fuck/Off
Apologies if this is already in the queue for approvals, but Clay Davis probably loves the original suggestion
https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo
Thanks for a great laugh in a week from hell!
Why doesn’t everyone just identify as non binary or female? That way we’d be the first non-male police department, free from patriarchal tyranny.
I think y’all should make Sean’s answers your signature:
https://x.com/Chicagos_Toast/status/1747975971976667588?s=20
About 5 years ago I went to do a coffee run for the front desk. When I returned, I sat on the empty chair to complete some very useless training. While I was trying my hardest to pay attention to my task at hand (some de-escalation training), a tall gentleman walked in with a woman. As he approached the desk, the desk officer greeted them and asked how he could help them. The female proceeded to tell the officer that she was a domestic violence advocate, and the gentleman wanted to make a report. The officer asked the gentleman for an i.d. and said, "Sir, can you please explain what happened". So, the gentleman (he had to be about 6'1, unshaved, very masculine, and with a very deep voice) asked the officer " can you please address me as Julia!!!! I was stunned and confused beyond words. The officer at the desk, being a sharp veteran quickly replied (well, I have to address you by John, because that's the name on your i.d.). The report was completed, and we all got over our confusion and had a few laughs. Moral of the story ... in these trying times, be wise and don't let others ruined your day for their own agenda!!! We take this job in hopes to help society, but we CAN'T FIX WHAT'S BROKEN! I still wonder how in the hell John thinks he looked like Julia!!!!!!!!!!!!
My pronouns are simple: WE THE PEOPLE!
My preferred pronoun is Sir/Sir
My identity is determined by the shortest bathroom line
My pronouns: You, Youse, Youse guys.
No, you don’t put anything in there. I will never, ever, participate in that bullshit.
When I see some non-binary person and I don't know what pronoun to use, I go gender neutral with ASSHOLE.
Cuz everyone has one.
A pronoun is a noun that does it for money.
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The sad part is these screwballs are in the minority, but the government and a complicit media are pushing this gender bending crap. There is only one reason they are colluding in this insanity, they want to destroy the country.
I will go with conservative/republican and eff any of my coworkers that give me side eye or crap about it.
They balls/Them balls
My pronouns are dump/democrats
I identify as a cat.
Call me pussy galore.
Sadly, that’s only slightly sarcastic
Awesome idea 💡
All of this gender identity talk is making my vagina erect!
Recently I began identifying as a black female of BIPOC and request you all call me Shaniqua or Laquisha. Any other names which are directed towards me will be unacceptable and deemed offensive. I am currently in my transitional state and plan on bearing a healthy child when the doctor gives me the go ahead. Final straw was the perpetual oppressive white power and privilege which I no longer could stand in my original body. Enough was enough. Triden 2024
Larry put in his packet for merit but realized he can’t go any higher.
Do I get an 8 hour training block to understand how to use pronouns? I refuse to do my own research? So is it Fuck You or is it better to say Fuck Them?
Any one else hear the rumor about drastic overtime cuts? Supposedly just until it warms up .🤔
It/ whatumacallit
Mine is gonna be T-Bagger.
Here's mine... Eat Shit
Can someone please promote LT Mendez from marine unit so he can leave. Worst Lt I have ever worked for in 20 years.
Required what in the Bahamas gratuities for police 4% a year this would be great if we had that here. We got nothing but bastardizing of the police here from the Democrats.
https://ournews.bs/retired-police-officer-i-blame-no-government-i-blame-ever-commissioner/?fbclid=IwAR0gtS9PANByg-DYZvoYL7M23ZnC2peFwtZCJGyBxAg10DP_gY2Nf1CQTno
He Him Pronoun Pin Black and Silver Circular Hard Enamel Pronoun Button Badge https://a.co/d/bTARciD
Call me whatever the fuck you want to
Just don’t call me late for lunch…….
How about Deez/Nuts
I still do t know or care what a pronoun is. HS grammar was a long time ago. And I’m not looking it up.
The best is the 9-yr old genius who picked "Banana" and "Rock" for his pronouns. Teacher went to the Principal who said she had to use them...
I'm considering:
* Eatmi/azz
* Fuck/you
* Total/Bullshit
* Me/You
* Balls/Deep
* Big/Gun
* Deep/Dish
* Biden/Sucks
* Bazoobie/Goober
* Null/Space
Make up whatever you want... they can't say no. Everything goes, so MAKE THEM USE THE FORMAL when addressing you at all times. No "Hey! Jim", it's gotta be "Hey! Balls Jim" make them go completely apopletic with this crap. If they refuse, file a grievance EVERY.SINGLE.TIME they 'misgender' or engage in 'microagressions'. "Officer", "Sarge", and the like are not acceptable either... gotta use YOUR designated pronoun at all times, and you don't have to tell them more than once - they have to keep track of it.
They want this? Give it to them good.and.hard.
Anonymous said...
Can someone please promote LT Mendez from marine unit so he can leave. Worst Lt I have ever worked for in 20 years.
1/18/2024 04:21:00 PM
He ran our unit into the ground...pun intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CvDQYzoS3g&t=24s
I identify as being on furlough
Serious question, can we change our genders with the department? Is there a form to fill out to switch genders?
During the Pandemic and E-School my 8th grader had a parent presentation on Zoom. So multiple parents, teachers, students etc on zoom. When my son came on, I noticed his pronouns Nor/Mal
My husband and I had to go off camera we were laughing so hard.
And the best part - his baby brother (in 4th grade at the time) went with: Pe/Nis
So the good news is that some kids see the yahooey in this.
Can someone please promote LT Mendez from marine unit so he can leave. Worst Lt I have ever worked for in 20 years.
If you have never worked directly for Jon Hein, you can’t complain about any other supervisor in CPD. whatsoever …
How about preferred adjectives? I'm handsome / brilliant (insert name) & I'll file a formal complaint if anyone dares to "mis-describe" me.
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