Tonight Only!
Sunday temperatures topped out at one-degree-below-zero.
Currently (midnight-ish) it's about negative-eight.
You know what that means?
Time for some sandwiches! 0100 til 0300 only, at all downtown locations.
Special Red Hat discount for the Juiciest subs in Chicago!
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
52 Comments:
Order the Tuna with the Smolette sauce.
Will that famous French Actor be performing an after midnight show?
I hear the local hardware stores have a special running on rope and bleach. Special discounts for Nigerian bodybuilders.
And the kicker is, the MORONS in the local and national media believed the entire fairy-tale lie.
Juicy Smell-It would like to redeem his BOGO coupon for a couple of foot-longs, multi-grain. No time for any 6-inch, white.
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Chapelle, "I even felt sorry for the police."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124&pp=ygUSY2hhcHBlbGxlIHNtb2xsZXR0
Did the CPD Detectives ever confirm Kanye West's alibi?
Subway is giving away string for a noose with every footlong in Jan
Juicy was craving a footlong tube steak smothered in underwear and drizzled with special sauce.
What ever happened to that clown?
Yup these are the perfect conditions for a MAGA attack or āright wing extremistā attack in one of the deepest blue cities in America They usually dont come out until after midnight and will be wearing red baseball caps in the -30 windchills. They may be armed with nooses. If you see them have them treated for frostbite. Anyway, Where is that lying racist? Is he in jail yet?
While at Subway, and possibly in a nod to her treatment of Cristoforo Colombo during her time as mayor, Groot orders a Spicy Italian. She can't help but mention to the world-weary and puzzled Subway employee that hers is the largest 'footlong' in Chicago.
Thanks for recommending "Boss," a good read. I miss Royko, the world could use more cynical smartasses writing truth.
So manys puns
So much funs
You are a riot, Alice...
I would like to order a six inch smolay sausage sub packed between two steamed buns smothered in creamy bƩchamel sauce. Make that, to go, oh no make that to come.
To think that all of those mindless, liberal, democratic voters/actors that still want to believe that poor French man's delusional version of events...
And yet juicy is still not behind bars š¤
Smoolay's sister was a contributing Chef on the Food Channel. I haven't seen her on there in a while but she's hard to miss.
Old Guy posting:
Muy Bien SCC, love your sense of humor. Took 5 seconds then I started guffawing for two minutes.
Mention promo code 'MAGA' for your free necktie...
I was thinking the same thing when the weather was so cold! Brilliant!!
Free for any MAGA white nationalists who voted for Trump and btw why aināt juicy doin his time flippin moronic douche bag
To funny. Great way to start day. Love it hen you are able to see Karma come around to deserving POSs.
Juicy's not in town, he's somewhere else getting a $5.00 footlong from behind.
Hell to the nah...lol.
Those Subway red hat deals are unbeatable!!
Trib headline - and no I didnāt buy it: āGov Fatso going to Iowa to support Biden.ā I hope heās going the right thing and taking an EV today, maybe heāll make it to Starved Rock.
If you are a gay declining actor and stage a racist MAGA hoax attack on yourself, be sure to pay your attackers with a check. The police will never catch on. . Have your rope in one hand and a tuna sandwich in the other.
I still believe him. The poor man is lucky to be alive.
Itās MAGA country!!!
Again, thank you SCC for making me laugh out loud!
You are definitely aimed at someone with a higher IQ than 60!!!!!
In my case, haven't been to SUBWAY since Megan Rapinoe hired as sponsor.
Bend your knee elsewhere.
"I heard you the first time!"
I remember watching that break on the news in real time and the first thought in my head being no effing way that happened (as Iām sure everyone here did). Watching that story crumble in real time made for top notch entertainment. Only way to top that would be a documentary following the Detectives around as they picked his BS apart. His delusional arrogance on full display thinking heās smarter than all of CPD. Not to mention the majority of the Democrat party throwing their ālove and supportā behind him for all those weeks.
āAnonymous said...
And the kicker is, the MORONS in the local and national media believed the entire fairy-tale lie.
1/15/2024 12:18:00 AMā
No, stop that. They didnāt ābelieveā anything. They knew it wasnāt legitimate, yet they facilitated the agenda. The media is an extension of the intelligence services. They are script readers who disseminate propaganda.
If you donāt understand that by now youāre woefully behind the curve!
Do better!
The event if you want to call it that coincided with the Corey Booker and Kamala Harris legislation to pass an anti lynching bill through Congress. It had previously failed, many times.
It was all pre-planned.
Anonymous said...
And the kicker is, the MORONS in the local and national media believed the entire fairy-tale lie.
1/15/2024 12:18:00 AM
Just more proof that the media are either dumb, lie or completely controlled by the democrat party. Iām going with all three. We canāt ever believe a word they say. They pushed juicys lie without question when there were so many suspicious and frankly unbelievable details from the get go. What a joke they are
You get an extra 10 percent off if you have a piece of string hanging around your neck...
A buried story....like the Sox Park shooting.
BOGO on tuna subs. Coupon code: MAGA
OK, I am ashamed of myself.
Completely missed that it was a Juicy post.
Maybe it was the cold?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124
"When a bad actor acts badly".
that phony race baiter should be in prison
Juicyās fav: meatball footlong, , hold the smegma.
As a reminder, ccw went into effect 10 yrs ago................. i thought the liberals said that there would be blood in the street..............
well there is, its just that pookie and ray ray do not have ccw permits but carry anyway
Hey Wait a minute they are opening a new pretzel place in oakbrook maybe get some pretzels juicy style not maga diversity:
First female entrepreneur in Wetzel's Pretzels 'Access to Equity' program to open franchise
Qualifications to get the seed money:
With decades of experience in small business management, 3 years working for Popeye's and an educational background in finance!
https://abc7chicago.com/wetzels-pretzels-macys-oakbrook-center-female-entrepreneur-business-owner/14311880/?ex_cid=TA_WLS_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20New%20Content%20(Feed)&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0-pTNGsPbaQGaOO2LVU6vHc3istsM7kiHMGhycprry_xtRMsF_5w-A9Sc
*Congratulations 3 years of popeyes experience that qualifies you, I bet many other diversity people can now open their own businesses!
The dicks knew right away that his story was bogus. They couldn't say nothing because the media was all for Juicy.
And the poor coppers had to be outside during the polar vortex, freezing their asses off for this piece of shit, he should be in prison maybe the two Nigerians bodybuilders could just have their way with them, tear his ass up and then give them a dirt nap like he thought he was gonna get
Jackstabbitch was enjoying his foot long Italian sub when juicy came all over him with extra mayo!!
Where's Robin Roberts?
Lie-u-tenant (cheater) Jan Ashley DeJesus (Dillon) has taken a leave of action pending duty disability and is seeking disability for PTSD. I guess when your juice dries up and you donāt get the cushy spot in BIA - you call it a day!!! Cheated on exams (Sgt & Lt) and now trying to cheat us out of our pension money! Cāmon woman, when is enough, enough!
Same with the extra husband now back in forensics doing god knows what. Merit et, merrit detective. This department is a joke.
Extra 20% off if you show up with a noose and a bottle of bleach
Where's Robin Roberts?
1/15/2024 11:08:00 PM
If she were to do a follow-up investigation and reveal Juicie is a liar, her Black Card would be revoked.
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