Is HeyJackass.com Hiring?
Supposedly, from Friday through Monday there were forty-five shootings and ten stabbings, and we were just wondering if HeyJackass.com was keeping up with the mayhem.
If we were running their site, this is the time we would have let people take vacations. Not summertime - that's the busy season!
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
12 Comments:
Volunteers are considered on a somebody better have sent you basis.
And not me.
My clout is limited to the dead.
Chalkie
Chicago values.........
Gotta like those numbers but crime is down
If we were running their site, this is the time we would have let people take vacations. Not summertime - that's the busy season!
Do they need a coffee/donut run person? Asking for a friend...
45 shot? SCC, it's February, not July. We came in at 25 which included the two additional "new neighbors" that showed up a little later from the mass shooting in Little Village.
As for hiring, we tried, but it's impossible to meet the DEI requirements these days. Our culturally diverse HR department told us we could only hire those who are trans-non-binary-black-cuban-aztec-neurodivergent-deaf-gluten-free-vegan-martian-leprechuns. It's proving to be somewhat difficult to find this person/creature/lifeform.
Hiring issues aside, we plan to take off during the DNC. It should be a quiet, well-run affair.
Since we have your attention, we have a new ShotSpotter tee - https://www.shopjackass.com/product/chicago-shotspotter-payphone-t-shirt/89
Thanks!
-WHT
Because Chicago Public Schools CPS run by the Communist Teachers Union CTU math classes only teach division.
Blacks divided by browns equal what?
Hint:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WsJ7yfur8k8
Rumor has it the illegals are responsible for a lot of robberies, thefts, stabbing,shootings
They do a great job wtf is this, will they be charged these pos:
Kansas City Chiefs parade shooting a 'personal dispute' and not terrorism as 2 'juveniles' arrested
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/breaking-kansas-city-chiefs-parade-32135595
As delusional brandon would say don't demonize the youf! They are pure evil watch them walk as many are ventilated and a beautiful woman mom of 2 killed by these animals!
“Don't send nobody nobody knows”
Hiring issues aside, we plan to take off during the DNC. It should be a quiet, well-run affair.
Since we have your attention, we have a new ShotSpotter tee - https://www.shopjackass.com/product/chicago-shotspotter-payphone-t-shirt/89
Thanks!
-WHT
2/15/2024 08:21:00 AM
Sadly, my time off is limited to none.
Tho, since time passes as easily for me as my clients' time passes with some difficulty for them, it all evens out in their end.
Chalkie
I don't think there is a "busy season" anymore. Everyday is a busy season, even in winter.
The Devil is working overtime in Chicago
Crime is down. Don't you read the newspapers or listen to the news. Brandom and Larry say the same too. It's true because they say so. They don't lie and neither does the media. Don't believe your eyes. Those 40+ maimed and/or murdered over the weekend, well maybe a few accidental discharges, kids just funnin, a couple domestics,....no biggie. Why all the fuss, no one cares. Brandom doesn't care because he got all of the illegal foreigners to worry about and those damn panic attacks. Another weekend in city.
Now where are we? Oh yeah, those damn foreigners..... Can someone get my meds.
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