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The Chicago is Toast twitter account added the "bounce" we requested:
Nice to see humor still exists in certain quarters.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
Tuesday, February 13, 2024
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47 Comments:
John Madden would call that a double boink
Outstanding
Bouncity, bouncity, bounce.
Any word on whether Hopalong Campbell is out of the hospital yet?
This is why:
1. You pick window on side of building
2. Tie knotted rope to secure anchor point, coiled and ready to deploy
3. Have reliable video monitor on lead up path to your entry door(s)
4. Motion detectors ditto
5. Never sleep after committing 1st crime, nor ever thereafter
6. Always, at all times, be fully clothed, shod and ready to run, like the jackass you are
This one did not do that, so.....
Geronimo!!!
Son of flubber lol .
Do the laws of physics cease to exist at that location? Asking for a friend...
Nice bank shot to a soft landing.
Good thing he was wearing a poofy jacket.
Oh the humanity...
Shitbird airlines.
The flop was foreward to the sidewalk due to momentum, not backwards toward building.
Seems this crime scene recreation was done by the same team that did it for OJ. Offender will walk I mean limp!
That will leave a mark.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
the reverse 1½ somersault with 4½ twists off the 3-meter board. It has a 3.7 degree of difficulty.
As a CFD firefighter we responded to a call where the postal police were attempting an arrest and dude jumped out the 3rd floor window.
Wound up with his thigh impaled on the fence below.
Doubt if he ever walked again.
Perhaps we should send in a video if anyone had it to Amercias Funniest Video's...just add the background noise as he falls, ding, boing, booing, flop, SPLAT!
Down the road, it'll say on the home page:
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SCC (RETIRED)
SCC (RETIRED)
As a retiree, (civilian, not in IL,) these are seemingly the slowest days of your career! After your last day, you'll never look in that rear view mirror!
Your hard work, and many laughs are appreciated!
In Chi-Tardo he’ll sue both CPD and the apartment complex for not having softer sidewalks and win.
OT Talking about receiving we have been receiving criminals from south of the border. Thanks Joe Biden.
https://nypost.com/2024/02/13/metro/fbi-venezuelan-gang-tren-de-aragua-could-team-up-with-ms-13/
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1757241888753483959
"White Massachusetts woman who took in black Hatian illegal migrant says 'It's like having your own personal chef!*
Is slavery making a comeback with white liberals?"
Nothing like a flying Monkey, He wanted to go to Munchkin land .
“ what was back in the day” we were concerned about the person’s wellbeing so we would instruct them on how to push off from the ledge when they jumped.
OT: Looks like the Contrarian has finally gone woke and turned on the CPD. Sad, but I guess even our "friends" are abandoning us:
https://www.chicagocontrarian.com/blog/fixing-chicago-fraternal-order-of-police
The old single guy with the old poodle is not gunna be happy with your chortling of the flight of fancy of this guy. In the mean time, the soy cuck latte suckers are all aghast that the Supremes might take the gun ban law suit............
He flies thru the air with the greatest of ease....that silly felon with the Havard Degrees
It’s a 9.9 but the Russian judge gives it a 9.8
To the poster at 12:25:00
Reading comprehension is a learned skill. You have got to be a CPS graduate because you clearly lack said skill. The article stated how corrupt the FOP has been lately, not the coppers working but the “union.” So, stop posting nonsense. I encourage you to find a remedial class where you can improve your reading skill. God forbid I would have to attempt to read any report that was written by you.
OT: Looks like the Contrarian has finally gone woke and turned on the CPD. Sad, but I guess even our "friends" are abandoning us:
https://www.chicagocontrarian.com/blog/fixing-chicago-fraternal-order-of-police
2/13/2024 12:25:00 PM
It's a story about a Union that is bullying its members and they say the FOP is on the same track. Nothing anti police in the story. Learn to comprehend.
Anonymous said...
OT: Looks like the Contrarian has finally gone woke and turned on the CPD. Sad, but I guess even our "friends" are abandoning us:
https://www.chicagocontrarian.com/blog/fixing-chicago-fraternal-order-of-police
2/13/2024 12:25:00 PM
Aside from Marty’s rants, this site was always a good read. Maybe they weren’t as pro-LEO as I thought.
A Cop
OT: Looks like the Contrarian has finally gone woke and turned on the CPD. Sad, but I guess even our "friends" are abandoning us:
Catanzara, how you doing....
I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyy
I believe I can touch the skyyyyy
I think about it every night and day
now he wonders why he ever stole those air jordans cause dey dont work
OT - so it finally happened - no more ShotSpotter and unproportionally putting brown and black people in jail for blasting lead all over the city.
CLICK HERE for the article
Bazinga!
And I’m not the original guy
Copyright props to him/her/it
The flop was foreward to the sidewalk due to momentum, not backwards toward building.
Seems this crime scene recreation was done by the same team that did it for OJ. Offender will walk I mean limp!
2/13/2024 06:41:00 AM
Should this be true, accuracy in sarcasnm will have to take a hit.
Fackchecker!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT: Looks like the Contrarian has finally gone woke and turned on the CPD. Sad, but I guess even our "friends" are abandoning us:
https://www.chicagocontrarian.com/blog/fixing-chicago-fraternal-order-of-police
How did you arrive at that article being woke?
My summary is FOP wasting money and not serving the members' interest.
Nothing anti-cop at all.
Kids fell out of the projects all the time and walked away unscathed.
https://www.chicagocontrarian.com/blog/fixing-chicago-fraternal-order-of-police
In other news, The following KFC locations have been closed permanently. They are at the corner of 83rd and King Drive in Chatham, 75th and Lafayette in Grand Crossing, and 35th and Calumet in Bronzeville.
Oh the Humanity.
The Ghetto Triple Lindy.
Anonymous said...
OT: Looks like the Contrarian has finally gone woke and turned on the CPD. Sad, but I guess even our "friends" are abandoning us:
https://www.chicagocontrarian.com/blog/fixing-chicago-fraternal-order-of-police
2/13/2024 12:25:00 PM
Woke?? So you’re OK with the people you pay to represent your best interests (assuming you are a dues paying member of the FLOP) to use the coffers as their own personal piggy bank?
This article exposes what’s likely just the tip of the iceberg of corruption and financial malfeasance in the FLOP Lodge 7. Your friends at the Contrarian are doing you a solid, only you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
I hope the Contrarian is relentless in following up on this story. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
SCC, there is a church at 31st and Union. This is where the terrorist group ANTIFA has there headquarters. Please get the word out and start sending people to collect license plates from cars so we can identify where they come from and who they are. Tjis is from a bonified source.
Meep! Meep!
Yeah really the 12:25 poster really read that article wrong.
Anonymous said...
SCC, there is a church at 31st and Union. This is where the terrorist group ANTIFA has there headquarters. Please get the word out and start sending people to collect license plates from cars so we can identify where they come from and who they are. Tjis is from a bonified source.
2/13/2024 11:37:00 PM
Operating out of churches is a few common practice. They convince a weak member to let them use the space. It happened in my church until several of us awakened the lib head. Churches arenot serving their original purpose of serving and worshipping God and coming together as a community to support good. They're only serving the purpose of coming together for whatever reason.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
OT: Looks like the Contrarian has finally gone woke and turned on the CPD. Sad, but I guess even our "friends" are abandoning us:
https://www.chicagocontrarian.com/blog/fixing-chicago-fraternal-order-of-police
2/13/2024 12:25:00 PM
Aside from Marty’s rants, this site was always a good read. Maybe they weren’t as pro-LEO as I thought.
A Cop
2/13/2024 06:19:00 PM
agreed 100%, but i'll take the L here for maybe not reading closely enough. really thought they were a reliable ally to us.
also a cop
Woke?? So you’re OK with the people you pay to represent your best interests (assuming you are a dues paying member of the FLOP) to use the coffers as their own personal piggy bank?
This article exposes what’s likely just the tip of the iceberg of corruption and financial malfeasance in the FLOP Lodge 7. Your friends at the Contrarian are doing you a solid, only you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
I hope the Contrarian is relentless in following up on this story. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
2/13/2024 11:23:00 PM
Let me spell it out for you: FOP leadership is in place because we, the rank and file, voted for it. Is John a real p.o.s.? Yes. Did a lot of us know this? Yes. Did we still cheer him on? Yes. Did we fucking RE-ELECT HIM despite all of this? Also yes.
John was one of us when he was at his best, defending us to the court or to the media, or going on Fox News and telling America just what a hole this place is becoming. But whether we like it or not, John at his worst was our guy, too. To hell with him, and to hell with the Contrarian too for painting us as a bunch of sycophants to John.
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11:37:00
Did you say “churches”? Where’s Cupich?
I wonder if he was singing this, "Now flip, flop and fly
I don't care if I die"
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