Friday, March 15, 2024

Take My Car, Please

Ultra liberal Canada has taken bending over backwards to criminals to another level:

  • “They’re breaking into your home to steal your car. They don’t want anything else.”

    Unbelievable.

    Canadian police recommend leaving car fobs outside to deter armed thieves from breaking into homes. The thieves target cars, not other belongings, making it easier for them to steal without confrontation. This shocking advice raises concerns about home security and personal safety.

And, since Canada has a very ingrained anti-gun / anti-self-defense tradition, thieves can pretty much break into houses with impunity and take what they like.

Where did they come up with this completely stupid idea?

  • Some residents in California's Bay Area communities have begun leaving their parked vehicles with the trunks left open in the hope of discouraging auto break-ins.

    Photos posted on social media and shared by the San Francisco-based news station KGO-TV showed two SUVs parked side by side along an Oakland street. The trunk doors of both vehicles were open, and the vehicle owners could not be seen in the immediate vicinity.

    The person who posted the photo on social media watched the vehicle owners leave their trunk doors open and walk away, the station reported. The person added a caption to the photo that read, "Imagine having to clean out your car and leaving it open in public, just so people won't break your windows."

Ah yes....California. We should have guessed.

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55 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have Vaseline sales gone up in Canada?

3/15/2024 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just tape $50 bills to my rims, figuring that's what a thief will get for them.

3/15/2024 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw this ridiculous police capt. or whatever he was saying this as he was addressing the public. This has to be one of the most absurd things I ever heard. He also said the criminals have real guns not toy guns. How is that possible when Canada banned its citizens from owning a handgun to prevent them from getting into the wrong hands.

3/15/2024 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canada.

The bendover nation of lubrication.


3/15/2024 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a minute, now what are you to do in Chicago? When they address the folks & peoples at the CAPS meetings they tell them to lock your car, don’t leave anything visible, lock the doors to your house, have outside lights on, cut the bushes so Mr Stranger Danger can’t lurk. I thought it was just the nanny state malarkey because who doesn’t lock anything in Chicago.

So everything is reversed. We have been doing it wrong. I just went out and shut off the out door lights and tomorrow I will pour fertilizer on the bushes to make them grow instead of cutting them.

“Give the lady what she wants” is a famous quote by Marshall Field, the pioneer Chicago retail legend.“

So Chicago’s new quote can be, “Give the criminals what they want”, who knew this could be Conehead’s vision of getting to the root cause of crime.

3/15/2024 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Fred G. Sanford said...

Typical behavior for clueless white liberal cuckolds. I get it that Canadian police and mounties won't lay a finger on real criminals but if a citizen even looks at one the wrong way Trudeaus fascist pig goons will come down on them like a ton of bricks.

It really makes me sad that places like Canada and Great Britain, which I have visited and wanted to visit again, have become dystopian shitholes and are completely off limits for an indefinite period of time.

3/15/2024 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“The person who posted the photo on social media watched the vehicle owners leave their trunk doors open and walk away, the station reported. The person added a caption to the photo that read, "Imagine having to clean out your car and leaving it open in public, just so people won't break your windows." From SCC

So my question would be, how many spare tires and jacks can you lose on a daily basis or do they put them in and out every time they go somewhere. I wonder how many tires go rolling down those San Francisco hills?

So this liberal loon disease is in Canada and the US and is spreading.

It’s like an animal submitting to being killed by a predator animal instead of fighting. Let’s all just surrender to the criminals, the terrorists, the illegals and everyone else who is taking over America because that’s what the progressives, socialists, Communists have in store for us.

3/15/2024 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave your vehicle open-doors and trunk-in the hopes the thieves find nothing of value to steal and move on to greener pastures. It would be only a matter of time until the trusting liberals end up have to clean up the shit, piss, condoms, needles, and occasional overdose body they would find every morning. After the first call to Servpro the practice would stop. Who’d want to sit in the vehicle after that first morning of discovery? Just tow it to your favorite auto dealership to be traded in.

3/15/2024 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burglars Lives Matter

3/15/2024 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I was in Toronto I would get one of those big nasty ghetto wolf hounds and put his bed right by the front door. The key fob would be hanging from his collar.

3/15/2024 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These people are as dumb assed as Brandon Johnson. Did anyone ask insurance companies about this genius move? Insurers are not going to want to cover losses you just hand over to thieves. So rates will either go way up or coverage will be pulled from those key-for-free areas.

3/15/2024 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well...

If they (rich people) were not flaunting their wealth....

.

3/15/2024 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Insurance. Good luck getting it...

3/15/2024 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course democraps

3/15/2024 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God for the 2nd Amendment and my .357 Magnum!

Come on Punks, Make my day!

3/15/2024 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And just leave a rubber on the nightstand too, eh?
Just in case the goblin wants more than my car, eh?
Whattaya expect from people that buy milk in bags???

3/15/2024 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

That's right...let's have society just keep catering to criminals and make it (even) easier to break the law. Our poor people are fat and our criminals complain that breaking the law is too much work. What next...put a chocolate mint on your driver's seat after you park it? Should we all walk around with a bumper sticker saying "No Cash Inside"? How about women just walk around with their "trunk open" since they're going to get targeted anyway? {Honk Honk} Clown World!

3/15/2024 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I watched the clip. How could a sworn officer actually utter this nonsense into a microphone?? Professionally embarrassing beyond measure.

3/15/2024 06:10:00 AM  
Blogger Bailey said...

Oh, very yes... though the Criminal Code provides for personal self-defence, or the defence of another person, it does not provide for the defence of property.
That being said, should you find yourself in the position of having to defend your person, no matter how justified, you are now in a very difficult spot. You are being second-guessed like mad, there is no benefit of doubt, juries are typically hostile, and if you don't thread the needle exactly right you will go to jail.
I appreciate that using deadly force is not to be taken lightly, but there is a difference between putting the focus on the home invader (Why were you trying to break in?) and putting the focus on the homeowner (How dare you resisting the home invasion!). The defender is placed under extreme scrutiny, and it deters actions other than calling the police, which around here are about 45 minutes away.
I know it's just a car, and that's what insurance is for, right? It's just a home, and it's only stuff, right? Not worth a human life, amirite?
For now, this is largely a city problem, but that is changing and fast. People gonna have to make some choices.
Mike in Canada

3/15/2024 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pus heads. Hopefully illegal invaders take up residence in the democrat voters open vehicles. A newly arrived democrat might drop a deuce in the third row of your Subaru! And don’t forget to check your seats for hypo needles when you get in.

3/15/2024 07:03:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Dem Hosers in Da Great White North have really lost it, eh? Whatcha expect aboot a leader whose mother piled mountains of cocaine up her nose at Studio 54 and whose father was Fidel Castro.

Now, kees me you fool, eh?!!!!

3/15/2024 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

open car trunk = homeless porta potty

3/15/2024 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And kiss their asses before they take off in your ride. You just can’t make this stuff up. Freakin libtards!

3/15/2024 07:24:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Canada, you don't need a gun to protect yourself since the government won't protect you.

3/15/2024 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The San Francisco police have long advocated leaving your car unlocked so the criminals won’t break your window.

3/15/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit said...
"Dem Hosers in Da Great White North have really lost it, eh? Whatcha expect aboot a leader whose mother piled mountains of cocaine up her nose at Studio 54 and whose father was Fidel Castro.

Now, kees me you fool, eh?!!!!"

Exactly. And Maggie has Bipolar disorder, to boot. Take off, eh?

3/15/2024 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Used to work in 001. On the scene of a libtard from Oak Park who was in town and gotten the shit beat out of him with his phone wallet and keys taken. Libtard bleeding from his head nose gushing blood the offender was caught blocks way so we told him the offender has been caught and he adamantly didn’t want any charges to be pressed even expressed verbally that the “gentleman” obviously needed his items more than he did and he just wished there was more he could have given his concern was the offender and pleaded for him to be let go I remember him looking at me and said… “he was probably hungry or something poor guy…”

The mind of a liberal. Fascinating, isn’t it?

3/15/2024 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yellowstone’s “train station” is the answer.

3/15/2024 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you read the book of Creedmoor you’ll find the answer in chapter 7.

3/15/2024 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone breaks in your house, you (quietly) take them out with a cyanide-tipped bolt from a compact crossbow, load the body in your unstolen car, drive out to any of the 2 BILLION acres of Canadian wilderness and dump it. Go home, fix the point of entry, have a beer, eh.
No muss, no fuss, no firearms, no police report.

3/15/2024 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, I just keep thinking about the "soup kitchen" bit from "The Other Guys" (2010 movie)

3/15/2024 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard someone say in an interview recently, words to the effect, keep an eye on Canada, if you want to see what's going to happen in the U.S. in a few years.

Speaking of Canada, it turns out to be cheaper to kill people using socialized medicine, rather than cure them:

Canadians have already found a creative way to eliminate life-saving care to elderly patients -- they eliminate the patients. An honest way to describe what they’re prescribing would be “coerced suicide for the benefit of the State,” but the preferred marketing in Canada, currently, is “Medical Assistance in Dying,” or MAID. Acronyms like that tend to dull the sting of tried-and-failed euphemisms like “assisted suicide” or “medically assisted death.” But the fact is, says Aaron Trachtenberg of the University of Calgary, in “a resource-limited healthcare system… cost has to be a part of the discussion.”

“It’s just the reality of working in a system of finite resources,” he says.

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/03/when_the_boomers_are_gone_will_gen_xs_time_be_up.html

3/15/2024 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s like an animal submitting to being killed by a predator animal instead of fighting. Let’s all just surrender to the criminals, the terrorists, the illegals and everyone else who is taking over America because that’s what the progressives, socialists, Communists have in store for us.

3/15/2024 01:09:00 AM

In the eyes of the people pulling the strings, shared misery = sharing the wealth.

It's simple income redistribution.

3/15/2024 02:10:00 PM  
Blogger Prairiepolice said...

https://www.wbez.org/stories/chicago-traffic-stops-lead-to-gun-charges-for-thousands/febc8d42-0a50-4364-b817-135a808f99a1

Solution? make gun ownership a constitutional right

FOID is flat out racist.

3/15/2024 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they also make sure that the fuel tank is on full? Maybe throw a few dollars so they can go to McDonald’s and get something to eat? Society has really changed right is wrong wrong is right but it is biblical all the lawlessness getting worse as the days go by time to start opening their Bible boys and girls Jesus is coming soon look at everything going on around you from the trans movement ruining children in the indoctrination centers called Chicago, public schools, to doctors not telling parents about what they’re doing to the kids, to the alphabet club so many letters that everything is all right now they are even calling pedophiles minor attracted person’s, so as not to offend these pieces of shit. If you touch a kid, you touch a kid in my family and you’re a pedophile, you will not have to worry about being a minor attractive person. You will get your dirt nap that much I promise the older guys like me. We don’t have long to live anyway I lifetime jail sentence doesn’t mean as much as when you were younger man.

3/15/2024 03:17:00 PM  
Blogger Veterano said...

So, the next city council meeting sounds like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

3/15/2024 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person who breaks into My house when I'm home will leave in a body bag.

3/15/2024 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This country is well on it way to a dystopian future. But, Canada? They are already there.I have not forgotten the farmer who defended himself with a shotgun on a home invasion. That landed him in prison. That country still follows old English law. They do not have a Bill of Rights which was added to the US Constitution because of the abuses in Old English law. They do not have a right to self defense.

3/15/2024 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Thank God for the 2nd Amendment and my .357 Magnum!

Come on Punks, Make my day!

3/15/2024 05:35:00 AM

Yes, and as many have found out, not as easy as you make it out to be. But, yes, thank you for the 2nd Amendment and a great Supreme Court.

3/15/2024 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone breaks in your house, you (quietly) take them out with a cyanide-tipped bolt from a compact crossbow, load the body in your unstolen car, drive out to any of the 2 BILLION acres of Canadian wilderness and dump it. Go home, fix the point of entry, have a beer, eh.
No muss, no fuss, no firearms, no police report.

3/15/2024 12:12:00 PM


You have a ghillie suit, bars of silver, gas masks, and a bunch of 50lb bags of rice in your basement, don't you?

3/15/2024 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have a ghillie suit, bars of silver, gas masks, and a bunch of 50lb bags of rice in your basement, don't you?

3/15/2024 05:12:00 PM


You bastard!

How the fuck did you manage to put a nanny cam there??!!??!??


Did my ex help you do it???


That bitch.......


3/15/2024 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person who breaks into My house when I'm home will leave in a body bag.

3/15/2024 03:47:00 PM



What, you don't have a wood chipper on site?

3/15/2024 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mind of a liberal. Fascinating, isn’t it?

3/15/2024 09:51:00 AM


Fascinatingly:

Suicidal

Masochistic

Full blown certifiably retarded

Pathetically addicted to whimpering

Delusionally certain that, no matter how much they take from you, you always have more to be taken and gladly submitted to being taken

3/15/2024 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave the fob In the car with some milk and cookies for the thieves.
And make sure you don’t misgender or use a racial stereotype when you report it or the Mounties will lock YOU up.

3/15/2024 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mike in Canada.

I live in North Carolina now ( grew up in Ukrainian Village). We have the Castle Doctrine.
You enter my doorway uninvited and I can kill you.
It also extends to our vehicles if we are in them.
Canadians have sadly become spineless Eloi in a world full of Morlocks.

3/15/2024 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leftists have made Canada a shell of what it once was. That’s the way she goes boys….. if you give up your guns.

3/15/2024 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Canada is ripe for a few Venezuelans.

3/15/2024 11:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mike in Canada.

I live in North Carolina now ( grew up in Ukrainian Village). We have the Castle Doctrine.
You enter my doorway uninvited and I can kill you.
It also extends to our vehicles if we are in them.
Canadians have sadly become spineless Eloi in a world full of Morlocks.

3/15/2024 06:20:00 PM

I recently visited Asheville. Good food, some cool sights, a few good people, but way too dirty and liberal for my tastes. NC is changing, and not in a good way. Your castle doctrine won't last much longer if the big cities keep trending liberal. The south isn't the conservative safe zone it once was. Atlanta, Knoxville, Louisville, Asheville, anything near the Mississippi delta, Austin, etc. have all embraced criminals, lgbtqrstuv, anti-police, anti-military, woke protest culture. They'll ruin their states like Chicago ruined Illinois. The big cities keep the states going financially, while destroying them in terms of safety and morality. Any city that embraces how "weird" and "quirky" and "different" they are, is going to ruin the entire state. Over 70 "artists" pulled out of SXSW events because it's majorly sponsored by the US Army and defense contractors. I'm pretty aware of most music acts from the past few decades, and I read through the list of acts pulling out of SXSW, but I didn't recognize a single one. No big loss for anyone looking to enjoy anyone actually known for their music, but a sign of the problems brought by cities that embrace such nonsense. Why do they disagree with the policies of these defense contractors and the US Army? Because they support Israel in its efforts to defend its people against terrorist scum. All these pro-palestine morons being swindled by social media and Hollywood into backing literal terrorists who raped, murdered, beheaded innocent people. It's disgusting and sad, but the liberals have all decided that Israel is bad and hamas is good. I'm sure Asheville has its fair share of Palestine flags flying. You can support Palestinian civilians without supporting and defending the actions of terrorists, but they just excuse the terrorism because they've been told Israel is bad.

3/15/2024 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

Attributed to Clarence Thomas -

"I'm old and I'm tired and my back hurts.

"I don't want to live someplace where, every time I park my car, I have to take the engine out and carry it in the house with me."

3/15/2024 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The mind of a liberal. Fascinating, isn’t it?"

3/15/2024 09:51:00 AM

"A liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in a quarrel."

3/15/2024 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it's time for the Magnavolt alarm system?

https://youtu.be/7U4ZYOBzEEs

Seems like society has devolved to that point.

3/15/2024 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The person who breaks into My house when I'm home will leave in a body bag.

3/15/2024 03:47:00 PM



What, you don't have a wood chipper on site?


3/15/2024 05:39:00 PM


Pig pen would be better... those critters eat everything

3/15/2024 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When wil the squatters be taking up residence in those vehicles? Is it considered auto theft if the vehicle doesn't move, the engine isn't started and the resident claim they have a lease agreement from a rental company?

3/16/2024 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I switched back to a manual transmission. No more stolen car.

3/17/2024 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, I just keep thinking about the "soup kitchen" bit from "The Other Guys" (2010 movie)

3/15/2024 12:27:00 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSydxUApUc0

3/18/2024 12:20:00 AM  

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