Thursday, March 14, 2024

More of This Please

Hilarious:

  • Officials say a murder victim managed to shoot his killer before dying, and, after the murderer fled, a passerby took the victim’s gun, hunted down the killer, and shot some more. It all happened last Friday afternoon in the 7400 block of South Euclid, according to Chicago police and prosecutors.

The entire story is over at the CWB blog and it's a doozy. 

At reporting time, they still haven't caught the passerby....and one may be forgiven for hoping they never do.

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34 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Catch him....and give him a medal.

3/14/2024 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, this is how it's done.

Make sure.

Better to many nails than not enough.


Might be those last few were for luck.


3/14/2024 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I love a story with a happy ending, had Quijuan Lewis been incarcerated for HIS PREVIOUS GUN CONVICTION, he never would have A) committed this murder, and B) been shot himself. More evidence that when they say they want to stop “gun violence,” they're LYING.

3/14/2024 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank god for good for the Good Samaritans!!!

3/14/2024 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A passerby? I'm just guessing here, but I'm pretty sure the "passerby" was more like a "standing with" the victim, because they're likely in the same gang or family. I'd also guess that no one involved was white. Another guess is that none of the guns involved were owned or used legally. But it will all be the fault of the police, Republicans, food deserts, lack of opportunities, and most of all, white people. I'm gonna throw out one more guess and say that the dead guy was an aspiring rapper or some other more noble career that we all know he'd never pursue if he lived. Does the city count this as one, two or three shootings?

3/14/2024 02:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is cook county. In the end they will drop charges because he got shot too.

3/14/2024 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous J. Backstabvich@541 said...

Speaking of killers, I murdered an entire crave case of jalapeño sliders tonight.

Mom’s gonna have to come down to my basement bedroom armed with Febreeze when it’s time for her to wake me up in the morning.

3/14/2024 03:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One going to boot hill and the other will get an extended stay at the greybar hotel. Excellent.

3/14/2024 03:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is great people finally getting involved getting rid of the scum that can never be cured, God, willing the person that took care of business will never be found because you know they will prosecute somebody that actually does what needed to be done protecting other people permanently

3/14/2024 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea,, I found out about these shootings when I saw the headlines from the liberal news that said "White Amish Republican MAGA supporters are at it again".....

3/14/2024 07:19:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Another south side feel good story.

3/14/2024 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another happy story in less than 2 days.....im going to play the lottery

3/14/2024 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like retired Harry B's shooting.

3/14/2024 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CWB Chicago rocks! But I'm confused. So Delagance and Quijuan get into it with words. Qijuan then hits Delagance in the head with gun. Delagance ups his gun. Qijuan then shoots Delagance in the head. Delagance then shoots Quijuan in the leg before he flees. Quijuan hides his gun behind some potato chips bags next to the grape pop cooler. Delagance's homie takes Delagances's gun from the crime scene and locates Quijuan at the gas station and shoots him in the buttocks. Authorities relate the have a name of the shooter and assorted witnesses but were unsure of the phonetic spelling of their first names complicating this investigation.

3/14/2024 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually there were probably no victims in this scenario. All are most likely shitbirds caught up in the process of the self cleaning oven.
But none the less, if they could, the leftist agenda driven media would love to have the offender be a red hat, white robe wearing, beer swilling, stump jumpin, deplorable orange man voting white guy. And even if he was a hispanic, he would somehow be classified as white, with the offenders photo used in the media stories lightened a few shades. Fake but accurate news in their estimation.

3/14/2024 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then over here more of this people hating this country did these idiots forget why Israel is fighting?

Bands bail on Texas South by Southwest festival after discovering US Army sponsorship

https://www.foxnews.com/media/bands-bail-texas-south-southwest-festival-discovering-us-army-sponsorship

*you hate the country take a stand move out show testicular fortitude

3/14/2024 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger DG in GA said...

Went to CWB to read the article. The perp, after beating the victim with his gun then shooting him in the back of the head (victim shot the perp in the leg) ran to a nearby gas station convenience store and proceeded to try to hid his gun in among the bags of potato chips. The “passer by” who picked up the vic’s gun and chased him into the convenience store, then shot the perp in the ass several times. Sounds to me like some folks need a lot more range time.

3/14/2024 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of killers, I murdered an entire crave case of jalapeño sliders tonight.

Mom’s gonna have to come down to my basement bedroom armed with Febreeze when it’s time for her to wake me up in the morning.

3/14/2024 03:41:00 AM


Somehow, your detailed familarity here is a bit revealing.

Similiar situations, or are you two this intimate?


3/14/2024 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a One hundred percent correct on your observation and all 3 individuals involved probably on parole or electronic monitoring

Anonymous said...
A passerby? I'm just guessing here, but I'm pretty sure the "passerby" was more like a "standing with" the victim, because they're likely in the same gang or family. I'd also guess that no one involved was white. Another guess is that none of the guns involved were owned or used legally. But it will all be the fault of the police, Republicans, food deserts, lack of opportunities, and most of all, white people. I'm gonna throw out one more guess and say that the dead guy was an aspiring rapper or some other more noble career that we all know he'd never pursue if he lived. Does the city count this as one, two or three shootings?

3/14/2024 02:19:00 AM

3/14/2024 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is the Purge !

3/14/2024 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoot and scoot.

Fewer rats on the street and fewer good guys in jail.

OO-RAH!

3/14/2024 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering if all the ass shots count as one on the Hey Jackass site, or as several.

3/14/2024 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's hope they never catch the passerby. This States Attorney will charge him with murder

3/14/2024 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can police chase the victim?

3/14/2024 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look what I founds between the Funyums and the flamin hot Cheetos.

3/14/2024 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, did you know about the shooting that took place this mornin at 0530 hrs., on Michigan & Monroe. The offender attacks a CCL victim and shoots the offender in the leg, but then left the scene.

3/14/2024 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all shitbirds with violent backgrounds

3/15/2024 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shot in the ass a few times? Did someone develop brain seeking bullets?

3/15/2024 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous MarkS2462 said...

I am very disappointed. There are tons of detectives on this site and not one has reclassified this event. This is clearly a mutual combatant event. No one to blame. No one to prosecute.
Pick up the shells. Call Chalkie.

3/15/2024 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am very disappointed. There are tons of detectives on this site and not one has reclassified this event. This is clearly a mutual combatant event. No one to blame. No one to prosecute.
Pick up the shells. Call Chalkie.

3/15/2024 07:28:00 AM

I just can't tell anymore, but I hope you're joking. You can't pick up a gun, chase after a guy, shoot him a bunch of times in the ass, and pretend it's mutual combat. Also, there's a very slim chance the guns are legally owned, so you've got those minor charges. I'm not sure how the whole thing started, but one of the offenders apparently pistol-whipped and shot the other in the head before that victim shot him in the leg. That scenario leaves you with one claim of self-defense and two aggravated battery offenders. You were joking though, right? I mean, someone here believes what you wrote, but you wrote it as a joke... right?

3/15/2024 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MarkS2462 said...
I am very disappointed. There are tons of detectives on this site and not one has reclassified this event. This is clearly a mutual combatant event. No one to blame. No one to prosecute.
Pick up the shells. Call Chalkie.

3/15/2024 07:28:00 AM
You cannot mean actual detectives, they are placeholders sitting in their offices, making their coffee, watching Netflix waiting for the overtime. Zero management nice to just sit there and do nothing but then again, that’s why none of them leave for other departments because then they know they would have to cry to get back on this department. They know how good they have it do nothing get paid wonderful job now go get me a sandwich.

3/15/2024 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darwinism thriving on the south side. Also, hearing chips and grape pop is racist.

3/15/2024 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking clown show is what the City has become.

Criminals know that Crimesha isn't going to do shit, Judges aren't going to do shit, so it's up to them to handle their own problems how they see fit.

Welcome to vigilantism! Get the 50# sack of popcorn.

3/15/2024 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
SCC, did you know about the shooting that took place this mornin at 0530 hrs., on Michigan & Monroe. The offender attacks a CCL victim and shoots the offender in the leg, but then left the scene.

3/14/2024 11:27:00 PM


Hanging around is only going to engender any friends the offender had to show up and engage in more shit. Best to not be there. So many cameras in the City these days that if anyone gives a shit, they'll find you and everyone can chat about it later...

3/15/2024 11:57:00 PM  

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