Conehead Runs Away
Here's the video link from Maryann Ahern's social media:
His press people tried to deny this happened, saying or implying that it was some other point-haired individual leaving in a mayoral SUV through an alley far above the alley speed limit where children might have been playing.
Then Conehead appeared at a presser with Crimesha and Larritorious Friday and jokingly made a comment to the effect of "Don't chase me" from the podium.
We thought Groot was unable or unwilling to read the room, bragging about her dick and other tone-deaf nonsense.
This guy is probably worse.
Labels: city politics
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
68 Comments:
Under the cloak of the mighty ctu aura of invicibility, our tepidity saturated mayor swishes and sways to the beat of the ctu finger up his ass.
Duh Dat wunt da mayer...
I've seen a lot.
Not this, sad.
I’ve learned over the years, that when incompetent individuals don’t know their job or what’s actually required of them, they try to use sarcasm to make those around them look bad for challenging them. Sarcasm makes them look like even bigger morons.
I am afraid Conehead will identify with the protesters when they come to Chicago for the dress rehearsals, in the next few months, for the DNC. His ideology is to close to theirs. Get ready for rough sledding if they don’t nip this in the bud.
This guy is absolutely worse than Lightfoot.
Another total embarassment to CPD and the City in its entirety.
No prepared statement, stuttering and lost for words.
Scared and ran away from a worn out female reporter.
Simply put, he and Foxx are proven time and again to be liars.
Go back to ctu
Then Conehead appeared at a presser with Crimesha and Larritorious Friday and jokingly made a comment to the effect of "Don't chase me" from the podium.
Grandma always said "That boy he ain't right in the head..."
OT- this dude gets 8 years, actually only 4 with the new math, whatever happened to Whitley Temple? (the naked one)
https://cwbchicago.com/2024/05/chicago-driver-sentenced-ramming-police-lake-shore-drive.html
Do we really expect anything different from this scumbag, boneheaded conehead of a mayor? Maybe in his first couple weeks as mayor, but he showed his true colors within a couple days.
Fuck that jagoff
I'd run away from her too.
Just like Jfled!
Conehead now becomes Conefled !
Run Commie Run!
I thought Groot was a goofy , but this guy is Groot on steroids. Both totally out of their minds , both totally incompetent and both barely won the election that had record low level numbers for voters.
Wait until he sees the pushback in Bridgeport and Canaryville when he tries to dump the migrants from the Standard Club to a property at 3951 S Canal. He better keep his running shoes on!
Mister Man Mister Man !!!
Conehead must have read Biden's Playbook !! What an embarrassment as a so-called leader.
How the fuck does one whore themself out to the highest bidder(Mayor Mohawk)?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
See Conehead run...
See BJ run
See his security detail run...
Running from toothless Chicago media reporters...who couldn't ask a tough question or rebuttal if they tried.
See how they run...
Pathetic
The dude is stripe…head of the Gremlims
I have said it before, all the chemicals from the shoe polish he uses to dye his hair have seeped into his brain. Not that this halfwit had much grey matter to begin with. Someone, please, get the recall petitions going.
LOL your elected official in action. You expected what? Just another Thieving conniving Democrat. It has been almost 100 years of Democratic rule in Chicago why would you expect anything different?
Pathetic, pandering, mumbling moron ! This is your democratic leadership you dumb fucks voted for !
Oh balls SaId queen conehead if I had two I'd be the king!
That press conference was sickening turning the slain officers death into a political back patting self serving circle jerk of what a great job Kim Foxx and MOB boss Brandon "The Conehead" Johnson are doing.
The Conehead reaffirmed that the mayor's office IS NOT going to do everything in their power to reduce crime and shootings make Chicago safer as the goofball still intends to cancel the shot spotter. So when you hear in the future how "we are doing g everything within our power" and the other golden lies like "...and if it saves just one child's life isn't it worth it.." you know it meaningless bullshit political rhetoric said because they think it's what the public wants to hear. However actions speak louder than words
Run Brandon run
See Brandon run
Brandon runs fast
Same goes foe the crime boss lieutenant of the Marxists Junta
Yes FACTS
The Marxists MOB crime boss is planning to hide the illegal immigrant proxy army slaves they have imported when the DNC pilgrimage and revival comes to town by moving the illegals from Downtown democrat Plantation locations to a plantation on the southside.
Piss on the residents of the Southside and tell them it's raining. They don't know any better besides we have new voters now and don't need y'all
As mentioned above 3951 S. Canal. Trivia - this news reader lives in a Burr Ridge gated (and guarded) community.
https://abc7chicago.com/amp/chicago-mayor-brandon-johnson-considers-moving-downtown-migrant-shelter-to-bridgeport-ahead-of-dnc-11th-ward-ald-nicole-lee-says/14762736/
No balls eunuch.
025 district 3rd watch
Lightfoot wasn't dumb.....she was mean, racist, and vindictive. THIS GUY IS DUMB!!!!!!!
I said it before. One of the last things you see before a third world country collapses is that the leaders raid the treasury.
Now what do you think is happening with all these million dollar migrant grants to the so-called (government run democrat party organizers ) "NGO"s who then make campaign donations back to the leaders giving them the grant awards?
Manufactured crisis all around us being used to raid the treasury. Illegal.immigrant crisis. Gender affirming care crisis and whatever other victim crisis they can use as a tool to get that money. It's all a scam. It's class warfare. If it's not a divide by color or race it's divide by sexual orientation or weight class and we haven't done eye color yet or the bald vs hairy victims being repressed. How bout that!. Rinse and repete the "most in need and the disproportionately effected" bullshit talking points to justify another taxpayer raid for the NGO grants.
Send your kids to the CTU indoctrination campus for their dose of communist propaganda now our future depends on it - CTU
Run, moron, Run ! What a total fucking four star Ass Hole ! Running away like the coward piece of shit that he is ! This is what the fuck you mentally impaired democrats voted into office ! He is a spineless, ignoramus hand picked puppet of the Communist Teachers Union !
Why is it usually moronic Frat Boys at ACC or SEC Schools have more patriotism than campus or elected officials in Blue State cities and States? What they need to do is anyone locked up for Pro Hamas nonsense is to sentence them to have to watch the readily available Hamas Bobycam videos of rape, torture and Medieval Barbarism as well as the heroes welcome they received in Gaza. They’d be triggered and it would all end.
lololol .... I hate politics and often, I hate the turds that do it without noble peaceful reasons (which is almost none of them)
You think he's bad? I say the real culprits are those pricks that call themselves coppers "protecting" him. Hell, if he was in real danger those assholes wouldn't/couldn't do a damn thing about it. If any of them ever came to my watch I would never, under any circumstances, ride with them. I hope they all burn in hell.
---"Under the cloak of the mighty ctu aura of invicibility, our tepidity saturated mayor swishes and sways to the beat of the ctu finger up his ass."
But wait!
There is more!
He is also chewing on the finger of his other hand, and his CTU handler occasionally yells out SWITCH!
And he switches hands.
Conehead must always do as he is told.
Should call the ignoramus Dick Head instead of Cone Head after all he is a Big Fucking Dick !
she probably just wanted to know what your favorite ice cream flavor is?
its not like she was asking what you are naming your illegitimate kid
how did this moron become the mayor??? oh yeah, somebody voted for him.....
Ha...Mary Ann Ahern...Screaming on top of her lung and "jog" on her heels pretending she's the hero in all these "asking tough" questions...
Is that “gloves”?
AKA the karate kid???
What a coward. Run jack--- run
Everybody scram!
Maryann's got a minicam.
Maybe BLM Brandon was just going to see his baby's momma ultrasound.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Lightfoot wasn't dumb.....she was mean, racist, and vindictive. THIS GUY IS DUMB!!!!!!!
5/04/2024 10:27:00 AM
He is dumb, a dumb racist former teacher, who'd have thunk it. He always looks lost. Controlled by the CTU. Can't expect much else than this in corrupt blue Chicago.
And she is all those things and more. Nasty and vile to the core. But she is dumb too. Gotten along due to the gifts of Affirmative Action and entitlement her entire career. How do you think she got into law school to begin with.
And remember she has the biggest D in Chicago. What kinda of mayor says something like that to the citizens of the city and the world. Nothing but a disgusting, no class, moral-less he/she/it.
LOL did you see that dude at the end turn around and pretend like he was doing something!! Must be nice to protect the mayor. You should be ashamed. Guess you can do what you want when you're part of the alphabet community huh Nadia. What a disgrace ad headcase. #worthless
Wait, what? Conefled wants to move Venezmoochers from Plymouth Court to 3951 S. Canal ahead of the DNC because of the bad optics?
But, but, judging people of color on appearances is mean and racist! No human being is illegal!
And the usual Venezmoocher shit show downtown will be nothing compared to everything else that will happen during the DNC.
Just like Jfled!
Conehead now becomes Conefled !
5/04/2024 07:55:00 AM
I second that emotion!
What a coward running away from sweet Mary-Ann.
She wins the Pam Zekman Emmy for chasing down a story.
Fucking Hellacious this big dumb ass incompetent, fucking moron running away from a little sorry ass white female reporter like a little Bitch ! What a sorry ass mother fuckers you’s voted into office to completely destroy what that fucks is left of Chicago ! Well done you fucking brain dead fucking progressive, liberal fucking Democratic morons ! This mother fucker will be another Detroit in less then 10 fucking years with these corrupt mother fuckers holding all these political offices throughout the state !
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Run, moron, Run ! What a total fucking four star Ass Hole ! Running away like the coward piece of shit that he is ! This is what the fuck you mentally impaired democrats voted into office ! He is a spineless, ignoramus hand picked puppet of the Communist Teachers Union !
5/04/2024 10:34:00 AM
Just a diversion so no one saw Foxx sail away on her broom......
He ran because his baby mama thought he was somewhere else & his side piece thought he was at work & none of them knew he was at home in Lombard
What a stroke....
But groot couldn’t run she trip on her dick
He gave em the feets.
He got to running
Anonymous Anonymous said...
how did this moron become the mayor??? oh yeah, somebody voted for him.....
5/04/2024 01:29:00 PM
This moron became mayor because a lot of MORONS voted for him.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ha...Mary Ann Ahern...Screaming on top of her lung and "jog" on her heels pretending she's the hero in all these "asking tough" questions...
5/04/2024 01:45:00 PM
And yet she does more work then a little beeottch like you.
Anonymous said...
she probably just wanted to know what your favorite ice cream flavor is?
its not like she was asking what you are naming your illegitimate kid
5/04/2024 01:26:00 PM
I’ve been stuck in bed for 5 days with pneumonia and pleurisy. This comment was worth the few minutes of coughing fit. Thanks for the laugh.
Run! Bish Run!
Anonymous said...
Should call the ignoramus Dick Head instead of Cone Head after all he is a Big Fucking Dick !
5/04/2024 12:14:00 PM
I actually like "Brandon the running man."
Future baby moma drama
conehead says he was 'scared'
Reminds me of the news video of Dan Rostenkowski fleeing a group of seniors!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbV3PKuwt-4
“Anonymous said...
Under the cloak of the mighty ctu aura of invicibility, our tepidity saturated mayor swishes and sways to the beat of the ctu finger up his ass.”
He’s a finger puppet. Hm. Shove a cone head finger puppet on a commie red CTU glove and you have the makings of a weekly YouTube puppet show.
Conehead's hair and skinny jeans make him aerodynamic and that's why he wore his nike kicks to the St. Jude parade for a quick "I's gotta go and gets on outta here..."
The Roman's after 100s of years were so corrupted by power that when they conquered a new province,ya know,like shitcagastan, they would install a complete moron to be their new leader,just to rub the defeated peasants face in romes power. Caligula once made a real jackass leader of a newly conquered land. Ya know,a donkey. Sounds like our current Caligula, the kid showering,hair sniffing walking around naked power drunk emporer in district of corruption. This is not a mistake, this jackass conehead the barbarian was put here to remind you who's in charge and tough shit if you don't like it. "We president now ! "
You think he's bad? I say the real culprits are those pricks that call themselves coppers "protecting" him. Hell, if he was in real danger those assholes wouldn't/couldn't do a damn thing about it. If any of them ever came to my watch I would never, under any circumstances, ride with them. I hope they all burn in hell.
5/04/2024 12:02:00 PM
We do our best.
So that we can honestly say we did our best.
Capeesh?
"I din-it run away..My baby's momma wuz calling so I wuz running to her.."
Mary Anne has more guts than the empty sack savini and tan man cuckoo gouidie
Chuck has no testicular fortitude,he’s a bigger coward than kimmel
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