Protesting Johnson's
So many opportunities for jokes here.
Keesing Bandit hardest hit:
- As of Thursday evening, more than 1,200 people have signed a petition to stop Johnson’s Chicago, a Florida-based male strip club, from opening at 954 W. Belmont Ave. — formerly home to Berlin Nightclub, which closed its doors in November 2023 after 40 years.
And the main reason for protesting Johnson's?
- He also said he was concerned when he looked at the owner Matt Colunga’s social media and found that he was rejecting dancers based on their appearance.
The owner won't hire ugly dancers.
If we were to go to a normal strip club, we wouldn't be going there for the furniture, the liquor or the conversation.
They want this guy to commit to going out of business by promising to do everything possible to be unsuccessful. What world do these people live in?
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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I used to work for the cook county department of corrections. Prior to that I was an astronaut,construction worker,golden gloves boxer,EMT,dead,alive,etc. If this place opens ill have to try out for a spot. Ill bring my own vest I mean cut and my leather gloves.
Well, finally a job for retirement.
Trust me, I am ugly.
20 years on the west side took toll, which I am in denial about.
I looks good!
This lawsuit is going nowhere. When idiots sued Hooters because they didn't hire "men" as servers, the suit was launched because Hooters Girls are entertainers, not servers.
Just as TV news & shows can hire "beautiful people" rather than trolls, strip clubs can do the very same thing.
Wokeness results in Megan Rapinoe representing Victoria's Secret.
As Trump said, "Everything woke turns to shit."
Some friendly advice for Keesing Bandit, just chill at home in your pretty loft. The dancers at Johnson's will be lead-footed, rhythmically-challenged, obese, purple-haired, icky humans with front holes. Not worthy of white wine spritzers or keeses.
Seemingly, the need to cockblock what likely is perceived as stiff competition thrusting itself into the established local gathering joints, has deflated to pathetic begging for assistance from the politicals currently stuck in buttfucking their legacy constituents.
Oh, the humanity......
Bridesmaid parties from Northwest Indiana hardest hit.
Oh my!
They rejected my application.
No keeses for them!
Yeah, protesting because a strip club, which makes money by having naked dancing women do so in front of horn dog men is only hiring good looking, hot, chicks...
What are the chances that those protesting are of such characteristics that one wouldn't want to engage in coitus with them? Better than 99.9999999999999999999%?
Tell them to go away and start their own club with whatever they deem worthy of being hired. If they can make money at it, great. But I doubt it. Haven't seen much demand for a strip club which has coyote ugly chicks, or so ugly that it goes right through the bone dancing naked...
.... and the crazy marches on...
Matt hired me right away. I was the prettiest applicant. He did refuse to hire the phony who dares to use my handle on this blog.
There is nothing like the original.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Maybe when it opens they can book The Thunder From Down Under.
Those Aussies really work it
In fact when they gyrate their junk goes counter-clockwise because they are from south of the equator
Been to Johnsons club in Florida and compared to the dump Lucky H located on Halsted, it's ten times better. This is more about Lucky bribing big bucks just like the olden days to mobsters and city official's pockets.....so they have no other business competition having the monopoly. Plain and simple. God forbid you have one business who wants to come from out of state to Chicago to create a new bar or business, when a millions others are fleeing, we can't have that can we!? Just be happy with the methed-out dancers and illegal Venzuelan twink go-go-ing at Lucky H, and ban Johnsons from coming into the midwest. Good ol' corrupt Chicago and Crook County.
Big dick Johnson and buster hyman are the attractive ones that will draw the most interest from the audiences by far
They have obese college cheerleaders now.
The hypocrisy. The place will open, and Knudsen wi be in the front row every night.
Imagine the protests if a club named "Mommy Milkers" tried to open in this city.
I saw a video yesterday of the mayor sprinting away from Mary Ann Ahern. WTF ? This guy is the mayor of the third largest city in America and he runs away from a reporter , because he doesn’t want to answer any questions? Just when you think this mayor can’t get anymore bizarre he does some silly shit like this. This is face of Chicago and the CTU? Clown time.
There's a strip club on Clinton at Taylor which advertises "hundreds of beautiful girls & three ugly ones".
I guess that's OK according to these loons!
Never a story about normies out of Chicago.
Does the tv show, The Bachelorette, hire "UGLY" women? Does the tv show, The Bachelor, hire "Ugly Men"? Does the Price is Right hire ugly models? NO.
Not my kind of place, but if they don't like the place, don't go. If it were my kind of place, these people wouldn't stop me from going. If they think the ugly stripper business model is sustainable, they can open a place themselves rather than try to control other people's business choices.
Oh my. Wonder if any … oh never mind. As noted, the possible comments are endless.
That said, we know the ones protesting would most likely fracture a camera lens without living a finger if one pointed at them.
Sad people with too much time on their hands. I wonder how much they were paid to launch those love letters by the business owner’s competition?
Hire female Democrats! He'll be bankrupt in a week. Or perhaps change the name to Bowsers! That will avoid and Truth in Advertising problems!
Chicago Mayor Panics, Runs From Reporters Asking About Slain Cop's Funeral - John Kass
https://johnkassnews.com/politics-and-police-funerals/
Another great article from John. I wish every Chicagoan who can read and still loves this city, like I do, would read this article. We need to rise up or this city is going to be doomed, if not already.
It will open because DJ Chyna is scheduled to do guest appearances once a week.
She needs a job in retirement to offset the PPP loan money that stopped.
I agree. Deny the application for the strip club.
Also deny the casino, vape shops, tattoo parlor, abortion clinic, liquor store, and psychic parlor.
Then Chicago would be Great Again.
Chicago has lost its morals and needs Devine intervention.
Could it honestly be worse than that Berlin Nightclub freak show?
Matt hired me right away. I was the prettiest applicant. He did refuse to hire the phony who dares to use my handle on this blog.
There is nothing like the original.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
5/03/2024 03:49:00 AM
So, the clonings have yet to be successful?
Hooters lost 3.75 million on a gender discrimination lawsuit for failing to hire men . GOOGLE IT.
Word is the F B I will be hands on cultivating and grooming Confidential Human Sources (CHS) at Johnson's Chicago with the goal of infiltrating the highest ranks of the democrat party.
The johnson Chicago elected
Is also a phallus erected
A club with his name
will not be the same
as the dick that should be rejected
Here is the solution. Hire Lizzo and pay her to declare she is a male. Put in a solid steel pole in reinforced concrete to pole dance on. Have Sir Mix-a-Lot a Chippendale men rap song,and watch the cash role in.
This comment thread should be loaded, I mean LOADED, with puns that even a limp dick would find amusing.
What the fuck!???
Is everyone pun capable too busy buffing out their nethers in hopes of getting a side gig there?
There is only so much shine you can get before the skin gets thin.....
"What world do these people live in?"
-SCC
A new world of their own creation, with its own private language.
"DEI," remember?
Construction companies won't "include" the howling, drugged-out guy dressed in a plastic dry-cleaning bag and one shoe - won't put him 20 stories up in the tower crane to place huge sections of precast +- 1/2 inch.
Another example of what I'm told is "outmoded morality..."
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
It will open because DJ Chyna is scheduled to do guest appearances once a week.
She needs a job in retirement to offset the PPP loan money that stopped.
5/03/2024 08:19:00 AM
She's working for the county now. Big bucks. Huge bucks.
Shouldn't a club named Johnson's have male strippers?
They better remember here in shitcago we already have a Johnson's Johnson and we already know how that turned out a few years back
You cannot clone perfection.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
You cannot clone perfection.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
5/05/2024 04:47:00 PM
A rough approximation will do.
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