Snowflake Gotta Snowflake
We thought this was a well thought out attempt at humor in the comment section about the home invasion in Lakeview. It hit all the right notes and was just unbelievable enough to make us chuckle:
- Dear Friends, Family, and Kind Strangers,
My name is Chris Murphy, and I am reaching out for your support following a life-altering event. On May 13, my home, and my entire world along with it, was violently invaded by an armed felon. During the ordeal, I was hogtied and left to fear for my life with a gun pressed against my head. I was convinced I was going to die. Miraculously, I managed to escape, but the trauma and injuries I sustained have left me struggling to rebuild my life.
The primary assailant was shockingly out on parole for good behavior after a previous home invasion. This incident has not only shattered my sense of security but also highlighted the urgent need for better parole system management.
The Impact:
Emotional Trauma: The psychological toll of the event has been immense, especially since I was already in a vulnerable state due to the tragic death of my brother just last. This has lead to ongoing therapy sessions to cope with PTSD and anxiety.
Financial Strain: Due to the incident, I am unable to work and am facing mounting medical bills, therapy costs, and the need for enhanced home security measures.
The comment went on begging for money therapy, mental health support, security upgrades and possible moving expenses. Hilarious, right?
Nope. 100% true.
And here's the link to the GoFundMe site.
We're speechless.Labels: un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
54 Comments:
SCC,
I'm a longtime reader, big fan, as always I will donate where you suggest.
Thank You.
In regards to the Lib-tards in the Winnetka shootout shit-show.
Listen to the Hillary Clinton impersonator below at the 2:15 mark.
"Lock your doors, lock your cars and keep your keys off the counter" is this leftist's attitude.
Blame the victims and not the 'justice-impacted individuals'.
https://www.fox32chicago.com/video/1462103
"Potential moving expenses including potentially leaving the city."
I think this poor guy needs some of out advise.
Contact him here:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/a-night-of-terror-a-journey-to-recovery?modal=contact
Fuck you liberal.
Bet this idiot voted for Biden and Brandon, so I guess he deserves the shitshow
In the fine print there's a little note about how a portion of the proceeds will benefit the Cook County Democratic party and the Biden/Harris campaign.
Vote democrat for more....
I expect more things like this to accrue. The new normal will be crime everywhere. The roads are not safe. Traffic laws broken everywhere.
Office of the Attorney General State of Illinois
Crime Victim’s Compensation Form. 8 pages
https://illinoisattorneygeneral.gov/Page-Attachments/CVApplicationEnglish.pdf
Dear Mr Murphy,
This is my contribution to your tale of woe. Fill out the form and be on the road to recovery!!
Deal with it pussy
“And here’s the link to the GoMeSite.”
I already gave in my unit when they were collecting for this poor chap.
Welcome to the Republican Party!!! Where can I send your new MAGA hat?
“ The primary assailant was shockingly out on parole for good behavior after a previous home invasion. This incident has not only shattered my sense of security but also highlighted the urgent need for better parole system management.”
Well then you should become a lead advocate for changing Illinois’s parole system. Have you contacted Governor Pritzker? Go testify in the Illinois Senate & House and wake up some of the softballs that make the laws or the lack of laws. Appear on the TV & radio talk shows and tell your story. Do the same with the Mayor and City Council so they can find out what the root cause was that drove this person to do this to you.
How bout toughen the fuck up and deal with it
OT......don't alert the neighbors about crime and crime will go down.
https://cwbchicago.com/2024/05/with-shootings-robberies-and-sex-attacks-way-up-chicago-alderman-says-she-will-no-longer-share-crime-alerts-because-they-create-a-bad-perception.html
Okay now.
We're rapidly entering the zone of fabulously fabricated flim flam of nigerian quality here.
Jussie would have been better prepared had he consulted this pair for advice on how to pull his scam off.
Because he referred to the home invader as an “armed felon” instead of a “justice impacted individual,” l’m not giving him a dime.
Just checked...
He can have the sweat off my balls...
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He's asking money for soy latte and strawberry salad meals while he sits in the corner of his apartment and ponder his future cuck life in Portland...
Ptsd? From a normal activity of the underserved oppressed victims of society? This man should be thanking the just impacted individual for giving the victim an opportunity to serve the less fortunate. He better not press charges.
Probably has a BLM sign in his window.
Never let a crisis go to waste. Must be a rahm relative...
Dear Freinds,
“I arrived home the other day and noticed a lifetime member of the unemployed community on my porch and my door wide open, I then drew my firearm to investigate.”
Donated $1 just so I could put the comment
"Ok, who voted for Kim Foxx for a second term? Seriously? Well, you got what you voted for so stop complaining. Go Trump."
Oh. I'm gonna do a go fund me. Here's my letter:
Dear Friends, Family, and Kind Strangers,
My name is Joe Blow, and I am reaching out for your support to escape the shit hole city of Chicago. This city’s rampant crime and corruption have taken their toll on me, and I’ve had enough. It's time to move to a place where I don’t need a spy-level security system just to sleep at night.
The Impact:
Emotional Trauma: Constantly dodging bullets and homeless people has been stressful, requiring costly therapy to cope.
Financial Strain: Between therapy, security measures, and everyday expenses because of Bidenomics, my finances are stretched thin. Moving to a safer place is expensive.
How You Can Help: Gimme some cash, bruh.
Your generous donations will assist with:
Moving expenses: Helping me relocate to a safer area, that's not a shithole.
Daily living expenses: Covering costs during the transition, again Bidenomics.
Therapy and mental health support: Continuing to manage the stress of living in this shithole of a city.
New home security measures: For my new, safer home.
Every contribution, no matter how small, helps me get the fuck outta here and find peace. Thank you for reading my plea and for any support you can offer. Please share this campaign with your network to help spread the word.
With gratitude and desperation,
Joe Blow
Just make sure you keep voting for democrats. Now man up! Get a gun. A CC permit and defend yourself against the evil people you democrats created. Just don’t move to a red state. We don’t want you destroying it like you democrats do wherever you go. You ruin everything.
Hey Chris , you sound like an incredible pussy. Maybe that’s why Mr. and Mrs Shit chose you to victimize. Just a thought.
Just one more entrant to the "everybody is a victim club".
And there will be a few saps who will give. Maybe these are the same folk who nailed Smollet?
Just another excuse to sit on his ass and feed off of everyone else, sound familiar south and west sides???
Check out donation name at 0819 hrs... What Color Were They?
Ha!!! Time to sack up soy boy and get your FOID/CCL and also stop looking at the World through rainbow glasses. Some girl on your front porch...just standing there = Red Flag 1. If you aren't walking around this city on guard at all times you are plain stupid.
Can there actually be this many morons living in Chicago?
Yeah probably, since they likely don't know how to vote or read the Sin Times.
Head to Maxon you puke. A good used 9mm can be had cheap.
There's not an ounce of "Fight back" in these people today is there..? This guy goes right into being a "victim for life"
How about exercising your right to concealed carry dumass? Asking for money in these hard times of "Bidenomics" is a fools errand...
And to think the poor folks in Chicago go through this type of shit everyday. And this clown is the reason for it.
North siders do not think like normal people.
Imagine a grown man pulling this. I’m reminded why I left that ridiculous neighborhood.
-Not a cop, just a mom
....and yet.....there will be idiots that will give him money.
A fantastic piece of metal and polymer only costs about $500 on the low end and $1200 on the high end. The people in this country are pathetic
The Keesing Bandit would’ve man handled that p.o.s better than this lakeview pussy. All the while not spilling a drop of his white wine spritzer.
Yet the snowflake will continue to vote dummycrat.
Thank you for posting the donation link. Every little bit helps, bless you!
He was on AM 560 with Amy Jacobson and John Anthony this morning. He admitted he was a progressive and is moving back to Louisiana for a while. He sounded like a weak beta, don't even want to call him a male. They/Them maybe.
Do you now have President Trump’s former president sign out on your lawn attached to your building wearing the make America great again hats if not, you get what you got should’ve been a little more I’m sure you’ll love it you pull a democratic whoever this is what happens, no sympathy for you
Reap what you sow!!
We are done for. It's over. The people are, indeed, pussies. I hate this city. Well, I guess he wasn't happy with the chicago values thing.
I love when shitlibs get a taste of the society they created.
I'll give him $20 if he promises to stop voting Democrat.
Hey Murph, look on the bright side. The city hasn't hired him...yet.
He was on 560AM with Amy Jacobson. Dan Proft was off.He was bragging that he always votes progressive, but he didn't expect crime to come to his neighborhood.
Read that GoFundMe. Seems his vagina was insulted. What a freaking simp. Thirty year old manchild from Podunk LA. Hate to imagine that fool in NOLA... End up as a voodoo sacrifice. Crackhead on his porch.. no problem. Calls the stick up guy... Ok. The absent room mate(of 3???) left his window open for felon on parole for home invasion to come hip hopping in--REAL smart in Chiraq for sure. Now the cream puff can't work, can only post his journey to PTSD, anxiety and bed wetting online. Funny how actual Men get through miserable days and the occasional overseas excursion to Greater Bagdad without a GoFundMe. Guess I should have ran screaming to mommy's basement during those three wars I fought for Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. Can't we send this turd to Canada? I'll buy him a ticket and a barrel of Preparation H for the trip.
dumpdaley said...
He was on 560AM with Amy Jacobson. Dan Proft was off.He was bragging that he always votes progressive, but he didn't expect crime to come to his neighborhood.
5/31/2024 07:23:00 AM
Yep. There are two types of "progressives" - evil ones and stupid ones. The evil types know how vile their ideas are, yet continue to push them for the purpose of personal gain (case & point - Durbin, Pelosi, etc). The stupid ones are like this snowflake; they clearly lack the common sense to realize how evil these "progessive" ideas are & refuse to listen to reason. And, yeah, this snowflake sounds dumb as a rock (no offense to the rock).
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