Monday, June 17, 2024

Final Weekend Number

Well, not quite final.

We're writing this a few hours before midnight (we gotta get some sleep for Monday) and the totals as of 7 PM are:

  • 8 dead, 34 wounded

Five hours to go....we'll update this in the morning at some point. Don't worry Yollie - we won't use a Department computer. 

UPDATE: Okay, so there are two weekend numbers - the actual weekend and the "Don't Demonize" Monday, brought to you by the only trusted source for crime numbers, HeyJackass.com.

The Don't Demonize total is 10 dead, 63 leaking. That number was achieved by two unscheduled mass shooting events in the crime prone areas of the city.

Unless we specify a Monday carryover, we usually chart the stats from close of business Friday until midnight Sunday into Monday. In that case, the weekend total would be 8 and 40, not too far off the over/under we set at 12 and 42.

We'll leave it to the regular degenerate gamblers to put their own conditions on their betting parameters.

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20 Comments:

Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Keep the line moving.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/17/2024 02:49:00 AM  
Blogger James Aguirre said...

The weekend start had a mass shooting in Austin. Funny it was never on the national news.

6/17/2024 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can and we have to do better to get those numbers higher

6/17/2024 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired in Texas……


HAPPY JUNTEENTH!!!!!!!

In central Texas a junteenth mass shooting….14 shot…2 wearing toe tags during a junteenth parade/celebration.

And guess what…news outlets describe the shooter as…male black, 20’s slim build, white hoodie, short dreads

blm….

6/17/2024 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang.....too bad you stop at midnight. Eleven people were wounded in two mass shootings that took place roughly an hour apart Monday morning in Chicago's Humboldt Park and West Englewood neighborhoods.1245 AM and 145 am.

6/17/2024 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are better than that there has to be quite a bit more numbers

6/17/2024 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

46 and 7 according to ABC🥸

6/17/2024 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two mass shootings, 11 wounded...

6/17/2024 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After each summer weekend, Chicago becomes a little less dangerous.

I hope the numbers go up and more get deleted before Fall.

Imagine a society with little to no criminals at all.

6/17/2024 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jackass has it as 10/63

You were very close

6/17/2024 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You jinxed it!!!!

6/17/2024 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "week end" should not end until sunrise on Monday. Sunday night is a good night for shooting.

6/17/2024 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do these numbers include the 2 group shootings in 011, one almost in front of the station?

6/17/2024 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Final numbers - 10 + 63

We were looking pretty weak as of Sunday night but the teams from Englewood and Humboldt Park stepped up to fill the gap delivering an even dozen in only 70 minutes.
Thanks to their efforts, the first 6 hours of Monday racked up 2 KIAs and a whopping 21 maimed.

OO-RAH!

6/17/2024 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey jackass says weekend ends at 6am Monday and shows 10 dead, 63 wounded. I don’t know if the department uses same end time

6/17/2024 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WGN has it as 67 shot, 8 fatally from Friday 6 pm to Monday 6 am.

6/17/2024 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outstanding numbers. But Mayor BLM Brandon is not concerned as today he was announcing forming the Reparation Committee to give away more of our money. Give till it hurts and then some!

6/17/2024 04:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine a society with little to no criminals at all.

6/17/2024 10:51:00 AM


For there to be criminals, there must be crimes.

For there to be crimes, there must be laws.

For there to be laws, there must be humans.

For there to be a society with no criwhminals, there must be no humans.


Where there are humans, there will be laws.

Where there are laws, there will be crimes.

Where there are crimes, there will be criminals.

Even a society of one, single human will not be free of criminalz.


6/17/2024 07:56:00 PM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Boy, what's gonna happen when summer get here!

6/17/2024 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

24 shot in 4.5hrs on an early Mon morning... I'm gonna guess none of them were going to miss any work

6/18/2024 12:08:00 AM  

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