Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Ed is Nearby

The Federal Bureau of Prisons seems to have kept Burke in Illinois:

  • Former Chicago Ald. Ed Burke, the longest-serving alderman in city history, was booked into prison on Monday and subsequently began serving a two-year sentence on corruption charges.

    Burke, 80, was expected to report to the minimum security camp at the Federal Correctional Institution in Terre Haute, Indiana, but those plans appeared to change at the last minute.

    The former alderman was instead lodged at a federal minimum security camp in Thomson, Illinois, a village of around 500 residents in the far northeast corner of the state. A village in Carroll County, Thomson is 48 miles northwest of Moline.

If anyone is interested in sending Ed some fan mail, there's an entire page on how to do so at this link here. But the basic info is:

  • Edward Burke No. 53-698-424
    FCI Thomson
    FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION SATELLITE CAMP 
    P.O. BOX 1002
    THOMSON, IL 61285
There's even instructions on how to send Ed money at his commissary account in case you still have to finish paying for that "merit" promotion or that airport slot from years ago. Visiting might be a bit more complicated, but the website seems very thorough.
 
(UPDATE: yes, we saw the "northeast" description in the  NBC "reporting" and unlike the incompetent media, we looked at a map with an actual compass rose on it and saw Thomson is northwest. Chalk it up as another example of how useless and untrustworthy any legacy media actually is)

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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sleep well!

9/24/2024 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ed, I dropped my soap. Can you bend over for me and pick it up?

9/24/2024 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't drop the soap Ed....

9/24/2024 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the news media ever verify what they write? The article says that Thomson, IL is in the "northeast" of the State of Illinois.

A check of the map shows it is in the northwest of the state.

Aside from that, are O'hare and Midway units hosting a fund-raiser for Burke, who got most of them their jobs. How often do you see bid openings there for POs or sergeants? It was rumored at one time Burke alone decided who got the management spots there, and when bids did come up, you needed 25 plus years to get there. (There were some exceptions though).

9/24/2024 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fan mail!!!!! 😆😆😆😆

9/24/2024 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can the ISP please sweep his house for ..."guns"...and grab his FOID. Also remind the "judge"...about felons and firearms.

9/24/2024 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Northwest would be in Iowa. It's up near Savanna.

9/24/2024 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any chance SCC is gonna host a 10-1 benefit for Eddy seeing as how is former CPD? Lol

9/24/2024 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe this should say far Northwest corner of the state.

9/24/2024 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he keep his pension?

9/24/2024 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

northwestern corner - around Galena... too nice for that scheister

9/24/2024 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fast Eddie ain’t so fast anymore.

9/24/2024 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thomson will welcome the big tuna with open arms. He will be out by May 2026 if the food doesn't kill him first.

9/24/2024 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thomson, Illinois, a village of around 500 residents in the far northeast corner of the state ---- I think you mean Northwest corner. :O

9/24/2024 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous
Leaving the police department for work for Pepsi..You need your head examined


You’re one of the idiots who makes this job their whole personality

9/24/2024 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Investigative Reporter Chuck Goudie didn’t look happy, making his usual try at being-so-dramatic report direct from Terra Haute-when in fact Thomson, Illinois was the place to be. Hey Cuck, this one’s for you🖕🏻
Another reporter was at the Burke residence ar noon, anxiously waiting for some good family footage, to exit. But no one exited as they were already out there.
Lots of egg on media faces worn during a long, empty handed and disappointing ride back to Chicago!

9/24/2024 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody do a well Being check on Pat Golden

9/24/2024 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Proud South Side Irish and my two uncles became sergeants. My dad became a captain. Thanks to Alderman Burke. If you took care of him, he took care of you. That's "the Chicago way".

9/24/2024 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Henry Hill and Big Paulie are waiting for him with a spaghetti dinner, freshly baked Italian bread and the finest red wines to wash it down with. Paulie knows how to shave the garlic with a razor blade so it liquefies when you put it in the frying pan with the sossage....

9/24/2024 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they didn't call it the "northwest side" of Chicago.

9/24/2024 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could the new location in Thomson, Illinois be a shorter jaunt for Mrs. Eddie’s visits than Terre Haute? Imagine that scene where Anne Burke former chief justice of the Illinois Supreme Court sits in the visitors’ room to pass the time with her convict husband Eddie Burke.

9/24/2024 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly....There will be money donated to Eddie. Now would be a good time to launder all the money he has in shoe boxes and safe deposit boxes.
That list of donations ought to be cross referenced to any future promotions list to determine whether Burke is still running the show from inside the joint.

9/24/2024 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

06-09-22 Durbin Slams BOP Mismanagement, Allegations of Abuse at USP Thomson - Calling for Reform Minded Director. Maybe Ed's got a new gig - reform from the inside out. You may want to hold up on $$ to his smokes account.

9/24/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) looks like this morning between 5 and 8 AM. They hit the West End of eight pretty heavily carjackings armed robberies. They are going everywhere we have to stay alert. Obviously the tagline detectives are investigating. No one in custody will be used. We all have to remember if we cannot protect the neighborhoods we live in the people will move and also remember that we are stuck here. As long as we are on this job residency will never change so best thing to do is make sure we watch out for each other watch out for our neighbors and watch our neighborhoods.

9/24/2024 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his wife said she will still except those "envelopes" for those wishing to be promoted and hopes that streets and sanitation still plows the snow on her street 3 times a day

9/24/2024 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he should be getting some " Thinking about you" cards in the mail. What a wonderful person he was..... ops.... is. LOL FartFace. I think that scoul on his face is going to get worse overtime he gets in the food line and when his keepers tell him do do stuff.

9/24/2024 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally off topic. Watching a business show today, Dave Rubenstein, investor guy/author, related that the Chinese charge a two million dollar a year rental fee to zoos that they allow to display PANDA Bears. What? This makes the Chicago Way seem like chump change.

9/24/2024 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didn’t he appeal? At his age that could put it off for years

9/24/2024 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) everyday another interview about the illegal criminals that brandon has let into this city with open arms,and opened the taxpayers checkbooks when the gangsters start to do what they do hopefully they will put some of these illgals where they belong into a dirt nap. Hmm what was going on with the multiple robberies this morning with hispanic looking offenders? Could they be the gangs let out of prison in their third world countries that Brandon showing how weak and cowardly he is let in?: https://www.foxnews.com/media/former-chicago-gangster-blames-vp-harris-dems-turf-war-between-local-gangs-venezuelas-tren-de-aragua

9/24/2024 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which one..?

9/24/2024 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He deserves to be at hard labor for his crimes against this city...

9/24/2024 02:30:00 PM  
Blogger Rich Rostrom said...

And Thomson is 48 miles northEAST of Moline.

Even TV "journalists" should know that the far northeast of Illinois is Chicagoland, and that northwest of Moline is Iowa.

Just a Civilian (whose compass is not broken, unlike NBC Chicago)

9/24/2024 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so jcat is now the publisher of flop magazine getting an extra 70k of income no wonder he's taking all those trips this guy didn't even have a passport before becoming flop president!! keep voting him and his cronies like lonegran in and watch how they bankrupt your union!

9/24/2024 04:23:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Can he go apple picking? Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/24/2024 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goudie should have been at Stateville on the lookout for Gacy.

9/24/2024 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tommy Lonergan LOL! A Policeman LOL! A Empty Holstered Boot Licker And
Union Lackey. Had More Hiding Time In The Academy Then The Hay Market Square Statue.

9/24/2024 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to jcat they call Lonergan Lumpy from leave it to beaver show

9/24/2024 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jcat nicknamed Lonergan Lumpy from leave it to beaver show

9/25/2024 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the moniker for Vrodylak

9/25/2024 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jcat calls Lonergan “Lumpy” behind his back. Wake up Tom he ain’t your guy!

9/25/2024 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because that what was part of his deal, no appeal means best sentence

9/25/2024 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tomlin? Like the Steelers coach?

9/25/2024 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The prison is Thompson Ill'. Not tomlin.and it is a hellhole and is more than minimum!!

9/25/2024 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, now I know where to send these old Burger King paper crowns

9/25/2024 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gacy’s dead, dipshit.

9/25/2024 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he take his "City car" and driver with him ? I hear it's parked at the entrance to the federal country club just in case he wants to have a night out with diner and drinks. Oh, did he take his green tie with him ? It would match his jail outfit.

9/26/2024 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nonsense! There's only 1 Lumpy. He is a true hero. That would be the one, the only, Retired Det RR, homicide detective at Area 5. Hope your enjoying retirement Lumpy.

9/26/2024 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it should not be long before Burke has to see the doctor because of an illness that will have his lawyer petetioning for a compassionate release because of some trumped up cancer or heart condition. Every thieving politician pulls this crap.

9/26/2024 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember that as George Ryan was reporting to his prison "club" vacation, he was asked if he was sorry. He replied "Hell no, I'm not sorry, I'm not guilty of anything..."

I have to believe Ed Burke feels similarly...

9/27/2024 08:49:00 AM  

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