Why Did the Chicken.....
This cop is working around the cluck.
A San Francisco cop ditched his peaked cap and badge in favor of a rainbow-hued, inflatable chicken costume for his traffic safety patrol at a busy intersection.
Lt. Jonathan Ozol donned the flamboyant suit — made to look like he was riding the giant bird’s back — Monday to demonstrate just how many drivers failed to yield to pedestrians, even those as obvious and bright as the officer.
The pictures are something to behold - he dresses as dude riding a chicken, wanders into a crosswalk, then has assist unit pull over motorists who fail to yield to the tune of $400 per conviction.
We're all for traffic enforcement, but this is a bit much. And a lieutenant is the one dressing up?
We'd propose that every single "merit" pick has to don the chicken suit, play in traffic for a week, and make every court appearance in costume so the judge can see what's going on before they get promoted. At least they could say they went to Traffic Court once or twice.
Labels: out-of-state, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
18 Comments:
Brandon and JB will want to eat it
San Francisco? Say no more.
Great idea! It should be a merit's uniform requirement for life. Saw that chicken suit. Way to degrade the badge but perhaps they're sick of politiliars not standing up. They're the chickens, not LEOs. Also tired of dreadful drivers.
any bets he did not do that in certain parts of the city,,, you know,,, the ghetto
Like our former Elf on the Shelf who was naughty and posed for a picture with a flag pole between his legs and now works for Glencoe. With his naughty wife who likes to dress up like a Cabbage Patch doll or Chucky.
Duck Duck Goof
Doesn't surprise me. In a green crosswalk, I've almost been hit three times. That doesn't count how many sped up to make the right on red before I got there.
Elf on the shelf?
"But you honor, he ate it right in front of me!" The days of peanut butter and paper D.L. sandwiches.
If every merit pick did it, almost every exempt member would be a chicken. We should include the NOBLE cheaters too.
What else does that Lt do?
Quincy Magoo Says:
All CPD Merit Promo Supervisors should have to wear Foghorn Leghorn costumes while on duty …
Drivers aggravate me who won’t give way to pedestrians, but on the same note, how many times a day do you see oblivious pedestrians wandering about lost looking at their phone or with headphones zoning out all traffic noise? When you cripple the police from stopping real crime- this is how they occupy their time to justify a police department. I’m sure SF has more important things the police could be doing.
Make Bulnes from the academy dress up as a torta. Wait...she does that every day already.
Drive it like you stole it
Were there any Haitians around? Lucky to be alive if there were.
I watched a video today of some yoot on a bicycle, fixated on their cell phone, cross the line on a two lane road and hit a car going the opposite way. Luckily, that driver had come to a complete stop already.
well it ain't like LT's have any other useful purpose now that 86-2 doesn't apply so no longer bagmen for the dc
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