Amazon Delivered What Now?
Something tells us this wasn't a "Prime Day" deal:
- Police are conducting a death investigation after a man found an
Amazon box containing an object that may be a human head on the West
Side yesterday evening.
The man was walking his dog when he came upon the box around 5:30 p.m. in the 2600 block of West Taylor, according to initial information.
In a brief media statement, Chicago police said the man reported that he was “on the sidewalk and discovered a box containing an unknown victim’s remains inside.”
The Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office is examining the recovered item today. Investigators there will determine if it is human remains and, if confirmed, try to determine who they are and how they died.
Imagine being a porch pirate and stealing this off a porch.
Better stick to robbing trains on the west side.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
36 Comments:
Probably met his demise because the box had no air holes
Hey don’t demonized those black wives and black children on the west side taking what has been denied them since the Floyd peaceful protests.
2600 block of West Taylor?
Hard to believe.
“Chopper 7 was above the scene, showing the brazen freight heist as a mob of apparent thieves were seen ransacking a cargo train in South Austin, ripping through multiple boxes of merchandise.“
“Apparent thieves” lmao
There are a million quips here. Bring them on.
maybe it was another officer on the mayor's detail driving around there looking to get a little head,,,,,, hahahahaha
Fear of prison used to assist in preventing this. Since blm turned robbery and crime into milk for babies
Fear of prison used to prevent this. Since blm turned to robbery and theft into diapers for babies, and judges and prosecutors bought into it, the rest of us pay higher prices for everything to cover the losses. In answer to her question, your vote is all that can change it...
Apparently someone has lost their head.
Great training video from GN on box car bandits.
Nice that they had a drive up lane to use too.
Perhaps the mayor can provide traffic control?
Christmas is coming!
Someone took a page out of the movie script "Seven". Where's Kevin Spacey??
Area detectives should stop the investigation now so they can quit while they are a head.
It was being returned for a refund.
Amazon always tries to stay a head of the competition.
Y'all just got to do what come natural.
lol nice !!!!
It's stealth head planted by the Feds.... You supply the reasoning...
Someone tried to get the Bracelet Off !
The Amish are getting more brazen by the day
Did Amazon give anyone the heads up on this one?
From "The Wire" there's a scene where Bunk, looking at several headless murder victims of the russian mob, on tables in the ME's office, laughs. This seems so out of place, he's sternly asked 'what's so funny?" Still laughing, he shoots back: 'somewhere, there's a detective looking at a table full of heads.' And you know, he was probably right. Just a guess, but other body parts are going to start showing up soon: Dumpster, Park Lagoon, Lake Front, Burning Car, Viaduct....
Duffle bags are cheaper than Amazon. Just sayin
LMFAO
Post of the month...
Hope he voted already...democrat I'm sure.
Was it a shrunken head? It might just be a parcel from the old country.
Something tells me that poor guy should have quit while he was ahead.
Kohls takes Amazon returns...
Hilarious !
“what’s in the boooooxxxx ?”
They deliver them all rhe time
https://www.amazon.com/TOPofly-Halloween-Realistic-Hanging-Decorations/dp/B0D9CQPY1J
Hitting the trains is nothing new, been happening for at least 30 years.
Didnt know the cartels started using Amazon.
detective report:: Cleared Closed/Exceptional,,,, victim refused to cooperate
Sounds like a job for the Head Detective
Wow Amazons now providing head!
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