Monday, April 28, 2025

Air Quality Warning

Not only is the Chicago political climate poison, now the air is deadly, too?

Yeah, we know it's not the most trustworthy of sources, and no one checked to see if Fata$$ had ordered half-a-dozen White Castle Crave Cases that evening, but if we can't have fun on the blog....

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could be the unlimited amount of gun powder in the air.

4/28/2025 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The toxic cloud over Chicago is an excess of Democrats expelling bullshit & horseshit. The stench is overwhelming and unending.

4/28/2025 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word of warning, do not mix fried jumbo shrimp with white castles.

4/28/2025 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leading cause of death in democratic run cities is lead poisoning followed by late term abortions.

4/28/2025 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pardon my ignorance but, wasn't there a garage fire Wednesday morning that killed a firefighter?? Is it remotely possible that the alerts came from the fire aftermath? Where are these air sensors that pick up readings?

4/28/2025 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The air is dirty just like the political climate

4/28/2025 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Murder capital for 13 years, bad air, and a Disneyland for criminals and illegalgrants.

4/28/2025 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Someone has to stop pulling Illinois Governor Jelly Belly Pigster's finger.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/28/2025 07:57:00 AM  
Blogger Sean D. said...

Lead poisoning is always at its worst airborne activity levels during Chicago summers.

4/28/2025 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Ds) bloviating - from both ends.

4/28/2025 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But libtards believed in the covid bullshit

4/28/2025 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame it on all the illegals passing gas after eating refried beans.
Why not? Greenies tried to blame pollution on cow flatulence.

4/28/2025 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew my eyes were burning

4/28/2025 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great Britain is trying to dim the sun. Look it up

4/28/2025 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its only fitting that the air in Chicago becomes a toxic soup of chemtrails and poisons. Everything else is a soup of despair, and woe.

Lyrics to "Dawn Patrol"
Thermal count is rising in perpetual writhing
The primordial ooze and the sanity they lose
Awakened in the morning to more air pollution warnings
Still we sleepwalk off to work
While our n-n-n-nervous systems jerk

[Verse 2]
Pretending not to notice how history had forebode us
With the greenhouse in effect, our environment was wrecked
Now I can only laugh as I read our epitaph
We end our lives as moles in the dark of dawn patrol

4/28/2025 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The daily toll of burned vehicles and buildings in this dirty little town is enough for an air pollution warning. The rest comes from burnt gunpowder and trace elements of mercury and lead in the air.

4/28/2025 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flatulence from eating Harold's chicken , JJ Fish, and Docks,

4/28/2025 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever been downtown during a hot summer day and the stench of the sewers rising/venting up from below the streets? You can stand by the almost stagnant rivers edge and smell the toxins and swamp gases in the river. Yeah, kind of like that....

4/29/2025 04:28:00 PM  

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