Drooling Racist Vegetable

So Biden was in town the other day, giving a speech and telling lies. It went as well as was expected with the media slobbering all over Joe's fully-packed Depends. He wandered on stage, started talking while the intro music was still playing, could barely read the teleprompter, started yelling as dementia patients do and couldn't find his way off stage for almost a full minute after wrapping up the stage.

The Slum Times has a large article about it, but we aren't going to link it. We'll link the real report over here though.

Guess what the Slum Times didn't mention about Joe's speech?

• Former President Joe Biden referred to black children as "colored kids" Tuesday as he explained what motivated him to get involved in politics during his first public remarks since leaving office.

  Biden, 82, used the outdated and offensive term while telling an anecdote about his childhood move from Scranton, Pa., to Wilmington, Del., in which he noted that before his family relocated to The First State, he'd "never seen hardly any black people."

  "I was only going in fourth grade," he said as he recalled his mother driving him to Catholic school in Wilmington. "And I remember seeing kids going by, at the time called 'colored kids,' on a bus go by -- they never turned right to go to Claymont High School."

  Biden said learning that black children were not allowed to attend public school with white students "sparked my sense of outrage as a kid."

The Slum Times missed that entire portion of the speech. Somehow, we imagine if anyone with even a passing association with the Right whispered those words to an empty room, it would be headlines for months.