Saturday, May 03, 2025

Well....

This will be an interesting investigation:

  • A 14-year-old boy shot and critically injured a man who pulled a knife on a woman during a domestic altercation in Hyde Park last night, Chicago police said.

    CPD said a man and a woman, both 33, were engaged in a domestic inside a home in the 4800 block of South Drexel when the man armed himself with a knife around 11:02 p.m.

    Upon seeing the knife, the boy “produced a handgun and fired” at the man, according to a police statement. The man suffered a gunshot wound that entered his shoulder and exited near his armpit, leaving him in critical condition.

Fourteen-year-olds can't own a gun.

You don't need an FOID card to have a gun in your house.

If the Laws about securing a weapon in the house had been followed, we'd be reading about at least one homicide, maybe more.

We'll just be the first to say it:

  • Nice shot kid. Nice shot.

That is all.

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like someone said "sometimes a motherf+uc*er just needs to be shot"

5/03/2025 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed Hey Jackass's example of hits-on-body count with Chalkie yesterday. There's a lot of torso and head shots vs appendages. Looks like someone's been practicing.

5/03/2025 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another messed up job. I would hate to have that paper job. Just shaking my head.

5/03/2025 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Governor fat ass about this one? Oh he is busy rubbing for or from something?

5/03/2025 03:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Upon seeing the knife, the boy “produced a handgun and fired” at the man, according to a police statement. The man suffered a gunshot wound that entered his shoulder and exited near his armpit, leaving him in critical condition.

Atty. Ben Crumb says: Damn son call the po po so when they smoke him you could share in the wealth of the settlement...

5/03/2025 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sign ole boy up

5/03/2025 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe just a little lower.

5/03/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it was the bad guys gun?

5/03/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mama better thank the kid...

5/03/2025 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course this unfolded the way the 14-year-old said it did.

5/03/2025 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just two young lovers having sex when the baby momma’s spawn interrupts. Classic ghetto story.

5/03/2025 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since he’s only 14 years old, we cannot buy him a beer or even give him a cigar, but we can take them out for a milkshake.

5/03/2025 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Today's offender is tomorrow's victim.

Wash, rinse, and repeat!

5/03/2025 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't need a FOID card to have a gun in your house? If you don't have a FOID card you can't legally buy, get given, or possess a gun and you can't buy or possess ammo for it.

5/03/2025 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Fun and games in Old Hyde Park.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/04/2025 08:08:00 AM  

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