One Boat?
From the comments:
SCC, you should do another follow up post and question why Mark Chapulis of 2FM still has a job. This is guy in charge of maintenance of the police departments helicopters and police boats.
The city assets that he refuses to perform basic maintenance on and therefor are u down and costing the city more money because ignoring scheduled maintenance is causing more damage to the boats and helicopters.
The Marine Unit now has one working boat.
This is also the person in charge who lost a million dollar grant to refurbish a boat that has been useless for 3 years. The grant was awarded years ago and has now been lost since he did not have the refurbishment completed.
This is the same guy who has the helicopter fleet grounded, wheels falling off fire trucks, squad cars bursting into flame, garbage trucks breaking down in alleys across the city. He's obviously incompetent.
And with summer right around the corner, CPD has a single boat available?
Labels: department issues, un-fucking-believable
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Mark Chapulis is too busy trying to save every penny he can so he can stuff more polish sausage down his fat gulliver.... He's probably upset that he couldn't ride in one of the helicopters due to weight limitations and has held the grudge since.
Never enough funds for all the grafters' to dip their hog snouts fully and deeply into the swag trough.
EVERY city, county and state swamper crony has one job, skim the swag, keep the hog trough full to the brim, with no brim ever defined.
More is never enough.
Greed knows no limit.
They do this with the impunity of their perfidity.
And a shit ton of bought 'voters', fraud ballots and the illusion/delusion of elections.
Plus, whenever, rarely as this is, a bare minimum possiblity to utilize even these rigged to fuck elections presents itself, it can be reliably pissed away by local knuckleheaded applications of idiot logic, aka, the traditional divide and conquer division, petty as they are, betwixt the various rendered impotent delusional political ponderings.
Dummies.
Been a mess with boats being down for years and mechanics that are stationed at the marine unit doing nothing. God forbid you ask them to look at something 10 minutes before their 15 minute break they will tell you about union mandated breaks and why they don’t have to start looking into a a boat issue that would lead into interruption of their break. Then when they look into the issue, most times they say the boat has to be pulled out of water for repair. Then they go back right into the rollcall room and sit their butts down in their chairs before they even got cold. The Police Department should have multiple boats on the lake and at least one on the river.
What is his background for being in his position? All I could find is: 2007 Assistant Commissioner, 2013 Director of Maintenance Operations and 2022 Deputy Commissioner Fleet Operations. What is his educational background? Is he a mechanical engineer, a mechanic. What qualifies him to make decisions regarding helicopters, boats, trucks and motor vehicles?
This doesn't sound like incompetence. It sounds like theft.
The playpen has been jamming. Brand new marina at Navy Pier opening on the 13th...what could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?!
One boat?? Wow we can go up against the Canadien navy
Single boat , with the Chicago River now being busier , what a summer , CPD handles all the river jobs , Coast Guards rarely comes into the river they usually stay out in the lake .
CPD marine is just a phony unit hiding phone calls. Get rid of it and let CFD rescue people. We don’t rescue people, we arrest offenders. Our job is to put up crime scene tape, make notifications and provide VIN’s. That’s it. I have less than 14 months to go and it’s a internal battle everyday. The last 5 years on the beat were awful, felt more like a 25 year sentence.
One of Brandon's minions working to defund from within. They are depleting and hiding budgeted funding to pet programs. No regard or understanding of how important budgeting maintenance programs work.
This mayor and his people are complete incompetents.
Just another 11th ward hack.
When that boat fails at sea, how will it be recovered? Connected contracts.
Chi town the shitty that works
Any relation to Dan ?
Did you ever see that slob?
No wonder he's lazy.
any bets he votes democRATic
They spent all the money on rice and beans for the illegals……
As long as BJ gets his shiny new Tahoe with disco lights and a wee woo siren he is golden.
He knows everything, just ask him
Sounds like he is the perfect clouted city employee with a cushy job.
I can’t even take out life insurance on any of the helicopter pilots because the helicopters aren’t flying on a regular basis.
It all gets back to the unions. Chicago will never work as long as they exist...
Time to cut the police navy...
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I worked with Mark Chapulis decades ago when he was a teamster truck driver at CPD motor maintenance. He was a boot licking clown then and sounds like he has not changed. A know nothing, do nothing old first ward patronage political hack. Shame what happened to the CPD fleet after the police department was divorced from it in favor of the department of fleet operations. Big mistake!
Look at the bright side, with all those boats down those assigned can now go to short handed districts, right?
RIGHT?
What assistance can US Coast Guard provide?
Mark Chapulis has always been an ignorant self centered “it’s all about me” type of guy. He could give two-shits about the safety of any other city employee who gets behind the wheel of a city vehicle. I’ve known this guy for over thirty years. How this guy’s clout keeps him in management is just another slap in the face for city employee’s. MARK, YOU NEED TO RETIRE! Take your Muni pension and ride off into the sunset.
Clout remember this is Chicago.
Lil Denny has a pontoon boat and a fishing boat sitting idle buy at the trailer park due to his handicap maybe the city can lease them
Want to better fire department boats are in the same shape or worse?
By no means am I defending him, but when we have intelligent contributors that acknowledge in other threads the lack of training, on-going training, even having rounds to just qualify with annually, all the money that has been diverted from the Department for DEI training, and pimping and pandering to every democratic way to secure votes, what in gods name makes you think Fleet has the money to buy parts for repairs for anything. Failed program after failed program from BWC, VC, Computers, GPS, you name it all failed because the City refused to pay vendors and suppliers and to sustain everything. Vendors and suppliers refuse to do business with the City.
For decades now the Democrats have had their inclusion policies to garner votes, BILLIONS to house, educate, for healthcare for illegal immigrants. Now the well is dry without Washington sending Billions to States and Cities.
It is back to Fee, Fine and tax your way just to try to sustain it.
Enjoy your $1.50 per item Illinois tax for anything delivered to your home by anybody!
Keep voting Dumbocrat!
One of the largest cities on the great lakes and the most slips in the country for inland harbors . That is absolutely pathetic and Earl Zuelke never would have let this happen to what has become an embarrassment to the Chicago maritime community 🤦🏻♂️
Anonymous Anonymous said...
CPD marine is just a phony unit hiding phone calls. Get rid of it and let CFD rescue people. We don’t rescue people, we arrest offenders. Our job is to put up crime scene tape, make notifications and provide VIN’s. That’s it. I have less than 14 months to go and it’s a internal battle everyday. The last 5 years on the beat were awful, felt more like a 25 year sentence.
6/09/2025 04:37:00 AM
I love when fire fighters come on a police blog and post nonsense while sitting in their recliners.
It appears this post is nothing about the fire department and more about 2FM not doing there job
If you want to get down to it though…..The CPD Marine completes all the functions that the fire department performs as far as rescues, medical care, and even putting out boat fires. They do all that and have police powers and can enforce laws which the fire department can not. If you want to talk about getting rid of a unit get rid of CFD on the water.
Why does the fire department pay 200 plus fire fighters for scuba pay at 5% when 98% of them are assigned to fire houses and not on the lake?
and the name of the 1 boat is the ''SS Minnow"
Is anyone really surprised the city puts idiots as big bosses.
Stubby Kaye sang it best: "...for the people all said sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat."
Doesn't look like he's missed a meal that's for sure
F that. Kick this idiot out of the roll call room. I'm sure they have an office or 'work shop' on site. And if this Ahole parks so much as once inch illegally, write a ticket.
Probably like most Chicago grift jobs, he’s related to someone or some form of DEI or both.
One boat in a city with miles of lakefront coastline. Sounds about right.
If only one boat, what are the marine officers without a boat doing? Send them to a district to work.
Who's his Chinaman
The CPD marine unit is great at delegating to districts to recover the bodies that wash up on shore which they couldn't find.
Kinda like CAPS. Lots of hide inside officers there too.
Policing on the water is different , you should know better every unit is different .
Bye!
Funny you ask these questions regarding qualifications. Why? Because people really hate when you start poking around to hold them accountable.
Here’s a hint: FOIA requests oftentimes reveal fruit. Succulent and juicy fruit. For example, ask any of the following individuals how they feel when the tables are turned and people start making inquiries about THEIR credentials as it pertains to Covid Religious Exemptions for City of Chicago employees. Reality Checks inbound for Lightfoot’s HR sycophants in 3… 2… 1…
Roshawna Richardson, HR Generalist - DHR
Mark Pando, Equal Employment Opportunity Officer Kathryn Perry Hopkins, Disability Officer
Alan Johnson, EEO Investigator
Alexander Morgan, EEO Investigator
Edwin Acosta, EEO Investigator
Jordan Silver, EEO Investigator
Kristin Lion, EEO Investigator
Mary Pietrzak, EEO Investigator
Christopher Owen, Commissioner of Human Resources Judith Marrs, Deputy Commissioner
Melissa Nunchuck, Compliance Officer
And you all probably thought that we forgot about you 😉
Don’t forget how 2FM stopped sending out the weekly G&O emails for vehicles. Then last month they sent a list of 150 cars Department wide that needed immediate service or they were shutting off the gas that week. The last email from 2FM was sent out the first week of November
You sound like another idiot who failed the swim test !
Medical care ? Really ? A impressive percentage of those assigned to cfd boats are paramedics and all but a small hand full emt's. Sorry never realized this blog was exclusive to police officers. As far as why city pays extra 5% ask the city and then ask yourself when you ever turned down bonus pay.
I believe it was the early 90's when the City mothballed the CPD Marine unit. Not too long after that a boat was in distress on the lake and a CFD chopper tried to rescue it and proceeded to crash into the lake. Boats were then taken out of storage.
Well Once that last boat craps out, the CPD marine unit won't be doing anything.
Oh well
Can’t wait for you to leave, ya miserable fuck.
Brother
No retention of days off? Even with a to from? Even if it’s for your own kid’s graduation party that was planned to align with your rdo? That’s the rumblings in my district with a plan to not show up if it’s your RDO. Large group that sounds solid in there solidarity with a few more blue flu for support. This won’t be good for future rdo cancellations if they actually go through with it. They plan on fighting the AWOP with the arbitrator to see if a simple festival is grounds for cancelling rdos.
What about his horse for the mounted unit
Mmmmmmmm.polisshhhh saaawwseeggeeeeeee
Who is in charge of the marine unit? I believe it’s either a captain or Lt. how the hell does the Lt in charge of the unit allow 1 boat to be up? How does the Lt not make calls yelling and screaming to get the damn boats fixed? After 9/11 the marine unit was fully funded for good reason. There are many soft targets that terrorists can hit from the water such as pumping stations, cribs and the filtration plant. The threat was so real that the FBI told the CPD that the cribs and the treatment plants were targets with viable threats that they intercepted. Pack a boat with explosives and park it on the river under a bridge or outside Trump tower and blow it up.. you can pack a boat with ALOT of explosives that can do a ton of damage. How soon we forget the panic from 9/11 and the threats that were there. They also started having HBT, now swat, train with the marine unit in order to board ships, boats, barges and the large party boats incase terrorists tried to take a barge and sink it in the river to block it or take over and shoot up a party and dinner cruise boat.. now we have one boat up. Shame on the Lt is all I have to say.
This comment is 100% accurate This guy and his cronies Bernie Jiricek
Sounds like a plan, but won’t happen. The bosses back the po’s down with a threat to move them from an early car to a late car
Well look who is in charge of those Units. None other than double merit Mr I have never met a cheeseburger I didn’t eat Mendez!
Mendez is in charge and he should be deported 🤡
$145,000 Salary?
Canadian?
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