Monday, June 30, 2025

This Just Looks Funny

But it's what "police work" has been reduced to:

  • One of the stranger videos to go viral in Chicago this week featured one of the slowest police pursuits of all time. The footage showed the driver of a hoopty minivan creeping along a four-lane street, weaving in and out of construction cones and driving the wrong way — all at about 2 mph — while a swarm of Chicago police patrol cars zigged and zagged in an attempt to contain him.

    After seeing the footage, we had to find out what that was all about.

And CWB did find out what it was all about. There's video linked here.

And the truly sad part is there will probably be a bunch of suspension time handed out for paint scratches, uniform violations and something to so with Use of Force just to screw with the cops. 

But they got it done, so good job everyone. 

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

cue the benny hill music...

6/30/2025 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t block the car in.

That’s what’s going to lead to suspension time. It’s clearly written in the order.

6/30/2025 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, they weren't filming a remake of the Keystone Cops movies?

6/30/2025 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barbie Army ineffective as usual.

6/30/2025 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gypsies Gone Wild. Cue the jackety sax.

6/30/2025 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These new Chicago police are embarrassing.

6/30/2025 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a crash. A crash requires termination of the pursuit. Some just won’t learn. They simply refuse to follow the directive regarding pursuits. The speed is not relevant in this situation. It’s dangerous and they should have simply allowed him to drive away. If I was their WOL I would seek the heaviest penalty possible, make it known to the troops, NO FUCKIN PURSUITS.

6/30/2025 08:55:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Trumpblood said...

It looked like fun.

6/30/2025 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This might be difficult to watch....

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1242884360544045&id=769500005406202

6/30/2025 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More than one officer had handcuffs dangling from vest or pants. One day an offender will grab those loose cuffs from them and use it as a weapon against them.

6/30/2025 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a good one. And very true.

6/30/2025 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you were a competent supervisor you would know that the traffic review board determines the penalties for violations when a pursuit results in a crash. Supervisors, including the WOL, are prohibited from initiating discipline prior to a determination by the traffic review board. Ignorant softballs like you shouldn’t be the police, much less supervisors.

6/30/2025 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The long hair just a flying on that female. Someone should remind her of thr hair standards. Also of Veronica Murillo. Any cracked out POS get that ponytail - you are Fcked.

6/30/2025 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen. You can blame supervisors for not enforcing standards but you can also blame the POs for not being responsible enough to look out for themselves.

7/01/2025 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was funny.

7/01/2025 01:02:00 AM  

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