Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Nice Mag Mile Conehead

How soon until another tax generating business flees?


But hey, don't demonize! 

This is at least the second time this particular store has been targeted. In 2023, a stolen vehicle was driven through the front doors. In 2021, the store in  Oak Brook was looted by over a dozen non-demonized yutes racking up over $150K in merchandise..

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

gots to get mine.....

7/23/2025 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And not a fuckin' thing on the news about it.
That would be racist right Ravi Baichwal of ABC 7 News and the rest of you ASS WIPE Leftists ?

7/23/2025 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stores like this should be putting fakes/replicas out on the shelves and in displays.. the real stuff then should be kept in the back in a safe. If a customer wants to purchase a particular bag, then they go to the back and ring them up for the real one. Once the birds know only the fake stuff is on the shelves then they will stop with the smash and grabs or these quick takeover thefts..

7/23/2025 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Gucci bags and cup links are in Conehead’ș secret closet.

7/23/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$150,000.00 in value + multi offenders + acting in concert raises the bar to felony theft conspiracy (and or burglary), not RETAIL THEFT. They weren't palming an iced tea and Smarties.

7/23/2025 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to Chinatown and buy one for 20 bucks!

7/23/2025 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah but if they leave Chicago they'll be racist.

7/23/2025 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they steal the bags and USE them to leave town….great,

7/23/2025 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does LV even sign complaints?

7/23/2025 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s the Sheriffs Police!?

7/23/2025 03:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Pritzer’s New World

7/23/2025 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a tough one. Louie V is loved by the street gang named Vice Lords. The LV of Louie V is the inverse of VL for Vice Lords. The advertising of Louie V is engaging toward the Vice Lords. If you have a product loved by a street gang you can’t operate a retail store in a traditional way.
This post is as politically correct as I can make it…..
Keepin’’ it 100 says- the business does not represent Chicago values. start making leather handbags on Chicago’s south side

7/23/2025 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put the steel gates up over the windows when closed. Let's look like downtown Dayton, they even have those up when opened.

7/23/2025 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



That's a lot of swag for the mayoral gift closet

7/23/2025 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that these stores should add some sort of explosive device to these handbags. Instead of a sensor letting you know someone left the store with your merchandise there would be a small explosive device added to these handbags bags that would perhaps blow a hand off so that person won’t steal anymore.

7/23/2025 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and as their fleeing and running from the police how many will cause accidents , crash and run from a stolen car?

7/23/2025 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And politicians wonder why stores keep closing and moving away.

7/23/2025 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need to do what this guy did. Watch them scatter. https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/anaheim-jewelry-store-owner-fires-warning-shot-to-scare-off-mob-of-would-be-robbers/ar-AA1J4TVN?ocid=BingNewsSerp

7/23/2025 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another store that will shut down. Even if they caught these upstanding citizens, nothing will be done.

The math in this City sucks. Besides sentences being reduced by 50%, you get double credit for awaiting trial??? Crime, July 2024, Sentence July 2025. Credit for 638 days awaiting trial. SMH

https://cwbchicago.com/2025/07/carjacker-who-held-gun-to-uber-drivers-face-gets-8-years-accomplice-gets-probation.html

7/23/2025 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

High end, over priced luxury item retailers should stock only cheap counterfeit display examples, and ship the real item(s) purchased directly to their
customers.

7/23/2025 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just funnin,

Love conehead

7/23/2025 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Dancin' Fool Kim Foxx was still here, they would just go to a peace circle and be told it wasn't their fault.

7/23/2025 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing as how these are the most generous people on earth, I am sure they will just give this stuff away, like a modern Robin Hood and his Merry Band of Thieves.

7/23/2025 08:23:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Why?

7/23/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At this point, good for the yutes.
These high end merchants have decided to stay in Shitcago after Groot’s follies, they deserve to be victims. Zero sympathy.

7/23/2025 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At this point who cares?

7/23/2025 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did you think they were going to hit Dollar Generals?

7/23/2025 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s because the community is a jewelry store desert

7/23/2025 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or they start demanding employees to the back where they can get the real stuff genius.

7/23/2025 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, the usual suspects ruined that brand.

7/23/2025 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LV didn’t lose 150k. They’ll claim insurance for 150k but in actuality the real amount is probably around 1000 bucks and free publicity.

7/23/2025 10:43:00 AM  
Blogger Crusty said...

I guess they came from what Brandon would call a "disinvested" community. Now it's time for Louis Vitton to disinvest from Chicago.

7/23/2025 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be even better if it had a bit of C4 and a switch.

7/23/2025 12:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michigan ave is going to look like 4000 W Madison.

7/23/2025 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What thrilling solution thinking ideas do you come up with when you are not thinking?

7/23/2025 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they are going to hand them out to the underprivileged kids in their neighborhood. They are the most generous race after all.

7/23/2025 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, $150k in swag is missing after the event.
(I'll accept that number as the retail value even though the whole lot was probably made by 8-year olds in Bangladesh for $165.)

My question is:
How much actually went out the door with the thieves and how much got disappeared into the employees cars between the offenders' departure and CPD's arrival?

7/23/2025 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing on WBBM. Of course you'll hear of LGBTQ or soft news as nobody wants hard news. "Orange Man Bad" and the like, and overnights is recoreded. ":21 after the hour." Great public service-FCC license.

7/23/2025 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I expected the work boot store myself

7/23/2025 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lame ass media was calling it $15K.

7/23/2025 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess let me guess….
The Usual Suspects out there just clownin’ out there funnin’ again.

7/23/2025 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ENGLEWOOD thug life!

7/23/2025 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus man… get a hobby. Stop with the gang ties to LV crap and the soft ass connection you’re trying to make. They are a victim of the animal pure and simple..

7/23/2025 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the Keesing Bandit’s Opinion regarding Louis Vuitton?
Question: Do you own or have you ever owned Louis Vuitton?
Question: Are you now or have you ever been an Employee of Louis Vuitton?

7/24/2025 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They wouldn’t do that would they?

7/24/2025 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The far-left won't be satisfied until there are tumbleweeds blowing through downtown and the mag mile...There are numerous videos on San Francisco's demise. There will be plywood over every window and homeless encampments as far as the eye can see.
Then the libs will start moving to another state...

7/24/2025 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two guys with shotguns inside the door would help. Locked doors, double entry doors would help. Only Two persons at a time restriction would help. Let them wait outside like Apple makes me wait.

7/24/2025 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And why would these high end retailers stock anything at their display outlets other than cheap imitations?

This century's consumers are thoroughly accustomed to receiving purchases delivered to their doorsteps.

7/26/2025 03:19:00 AM  

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