"Reply All"
Someone explain what happened yesterday with the Department email thread?
Did the initial email have all the names in the "CC" section instead of making it a "BCC" letter so that "Reply All" wouldn't clog up everyone's boxes?
Something like that should have ground the Department Intranet to a slow crawl at the very least.
And a hearty laugh to all who figured it out and hit "Reply All" anyway.
Labels: department issues
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
81 Comments:
This department employs bona fide retards. Woke up after my midnight shift to a million random emails from retard#XXXX@chicagopolice.org.
Many of you are just trolling but there are bona fide retards replying to all. Please stop it, not funny.
If I ever find the guy who called everyone a d-bag I’ll take him out back in the parking lot and show him who the real d-bag is. I replied on it so I must be a d-bag?? Ok tough guy, prob some inside, house mouse little skinny 4 year weenie who works inside. I worked the westside (in 011) for for my 9 year career. Guarantee ive fought bigger badder guys out here on the street than that keyboard warrior. I’m at about 22 TRRs for 2025 already, looks like my number is gonna go up to 23 with this clown.
Oh, the whimsically wickedly impish ways so delightfully to be found in this one post.
I miss the days of the typewriter.....
What we saw was a bunch of idiots that don’t know how to use email let alone, a computer. Everyone responding and trying to get vests, was those they work inside and don’t do any kind of police work. Why do they need vests ? Just sit there and pretend like you’re the police.
One big shit show. Just shows how low the department has gone. So unprofessional. Supervisors were some of the biggest offenders along with people in nice spots.
In one of the emails, someone asked for answers for a particular study group. I wouldn’t be surprised if the emails were designed to leak certain conversations. My first thought was that someone must be pissed.
It did make for an entertaining morning.
What happened was over 6,000 members were a part of a distribution list for get behind the vest. You didn’t have to hit reply all to send an email to everyone just reply to the original email. Some hit reply all to the follow up emails and then it became a joke. It was eventually resolved when 4-DATA deleted (deactivated?) the distribution list. Downside is in the next few years when it’s time for those members to register for get behind the vest again there might not be a way other than AMC message to notify that group.
At a certain point it was just chaos and I was loving it. The people that kept whining about not hitting reply all because it’s a work email and they have important work to do made it even funnier.
Incompetency reigns supreme.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
If you ever find this guy? I believe his name is rite there.. go get em tough guy D-bag
Sitting on the toilet and seeing the massive replies, what else to do but reply all and troll...it's the little things that get me through the day, gave me a good laugh.
I hope you’re kidding
Ok tuff guy. So, you worked 9 years in 011 and have allegedly fought bigger bad guys than a key board warrior. Like anyone cares what
you did n 011, but you are now a keyboard warrior at HQ. You probably work in random passing out cups to fill.
There was a legendary Sgt 1020/1070 who wanted to meet in an alley to act tough. He never showed up. Cause he knew I would take his bullhorn out of his hand and pull him around by his 18-inch nostril hairs.
MR. T (now retired)
Easy tough guy. Big bad 011. Who cares
Stop being a d-bag!
You can tell the major D bags by this comment thread. The fact that anyone thinks they're so important and they get bent out of shape over all the emails tells you all you need to know about some of the people we work with. No one cares where you worked or what you did. Get over yourself. Learn to laugh. To all the people that responded with the funny comments, thanks for the laughs on a busy day.
It actually was funny and the fact that idiots like you couldn't figure out that some were doing it on purpose, made it even funnier.
Low IQ, low intelligence, low common sense, and no real life experience have been employed by this department in the last 5 years.
Relax Francis. If it brings a smile to the face of an overworked copper, laugh it off. And who reads emails at the end of their midnight shift? No one. So you are either lying about being on midnights, or you are a boss. And if the latter, again, relax and be grateful that you aren't on midnights.
It was great. I really enjoyed the replies. The fact that people were getting so aggravated by others “hitting reply all” and then themselves doing the same thing. Priceless. How did they not figure out that when they hit just reply, they were obviously on a large distribution list and it was going to everyone. Anyway, it was a nice reprieve from the same ol usual emails.
I assume this is a joke. Good one. If not…please get help. Your 22 trr’s in one year are gonna get you fucked in fed court and you might benefit from anger management
With 22 TRR's its clear you are an ignorant fool. Either you don't have a clue, and neither do your bosses, on when a TRR is required or you're an idiot, likely both. In this political climate the only ones with that number of TRR's deserve to be fired, for being an idiot. Cut back on the 'roids, visit the Keesing Bandit for one of his white wine spritzers.
Wow nine whole years! When you reach a couple decades then bark.
Look him up on Data Warehouse tough guy. You already know his name.
The best reply all ever to that email was:
I LIKE CHICKEN
I don’t understand.
Midnights? Get some time on the job, kid.
Hopefully you enjoy Thanksgiving leftovers that 3rd watch leaves behind
You’re an idiot. I hope you’re trolling because if you’re not… Jesus, help this person.
Haha this is true! I work at the academy and EVERYONE ran to the computer - literally ran!!! I was just shaking my head at the idiots I work with.
tough talk from the anonymous guy!
Ha. Yes, this is a fantastic Idea. You should go find him and fight him and teach him a lesson. While you’re at it, he has two friends named Dan and Brian, they’re twins.. but you should teach them a lesson too while you’re at it. Let me know when you do this so I can watch. It will be GLORIOUS!! Just be sure to pack a lunch and a lot of band-aids….
Now, I’m assuming this is satire? But given the D-Bags on this department these days, especially in 011, this wouldn’t surprise me if it were real. But man, lemme tell ya, you couldn’t have picked a worse person to want to fight. The immense beating you would take would be pretty awesome to watch. Your tactical beard and 5.11 tactical pants and arm tattoos wouldn’t be able to save you. The man is a gorilla.
OT: Was driving south down the Ryan around 3 pm yesterday and 6 or 7 units blew through all lit up including what looked like a mobile command type van/truck. Can't find any mention in the media. Any idea on what was happening?
I loved some of the comments, they were pretty funny.
Another inside DEI hire with 4 years but pretty sending out emails . Desk dolly?!?!???
You guys check your department email?
Ahemm… ixnay, on ay, wanting to fightaye, B gillay.. terrible ideayee
This has to be satire. In any event, rage on d-bag!
You wear those trrs as a badge of honor huh? Maybe you truly are one of the d bags referred to in the emails
It was pretty funny, then our local tough guy Detective Brendan Gill got all big and scary on us. I hope he doesn’t come beat us all up, you know, because of how tough he clearly is. I sure hope the keesing bandit didn’t see the kind of language that came out of his mouth. Such a pretty mouth for such awful language.
CL was initiated today by a Commander for the stupid comments on Department email by certain few.
And a happy thanksgiving to you.
Look him up and go speak to him. Hi name is on the email.
That’s why they are inside. A bunch of police impersonators.
Agree.
Too funny! The one’s complaining are a bunch of selfish, arrogant and untitled people.
The cat video was my favorite
Jesus Christ. That’s Jason Bourne
Go relax or leave that shitty district already- thanks for your work but there ain’t no way I’ll allow any of my peers to ever put their hands on me this is why we need to learn how to respect and be professional with each other as I get your anger but there needs to be accountability for unprofessional BS without threats like this screw those losers purposely acting stupid and replying all especially ones from the “honor” guard
B.G dreams of this exact scenario….
Easy Tyson......
Get a grip - 9 years in 011 doesn't make you Charles Bronson in Death Wish
Slow Down - We are nothing but Wackenhut Security in these clown suits of CPD
What brand of vest?
I’ll buy my own.
🤣🤣 this is amazing trolling but honestly with the retarded people we hire I can’t tell anymore if this is actual satire or not. Either way kudos for the copy pasta for me !
Take it easy nerd
Yes CR numbers are going out to a few Sgt's which is sad, and PO’s. Some will learn the orders the hard way.. good luck hope it was worth the reply with your name on it.
Fuck around and find out.
016 Dist. Sgt with a lot of time on is going to be retiring a few days later then planned,
Turkey dinner.
New DC of Inspections initiated a CL number for this. I guess she didn’t find it so funny.
Hahahaha! I love this one
They’re heading in for check off.
A CR number for a reply to a distribution list stating that the link doesn't work? Whoever initiated that CR is truly ignorant of how technology works. This is squarely on the department for creating that distribution list and sending emails from it. Also, who agreed to be part of that distribution list in the first place?
If there’s a CR number I’ll happily take a day or two. I’ve done worse and served worse. My interview with IAD would go like this. Did u send an email that said “……”. Me: yep!! The end. Now give me the day, I’ll grieve it and keep the day or get a reprimand. Big deal. Don’t think the threat of the CR number is scaring anyone..
BG and the two rock head twins aren’t as tough as they think. They’d be out of gas in a minute. Too much smoking and drinking. Fake tough guys at best.
Saw somewhere that 4data was using the number of approximately 6500 recipients for that email. Is that our current manpower? Active PO’s , sergeants and detectives were on it. Probably no exempts
Who cares. Nothing is going to happen to them. Will be pushed down to a reprimand by the time it’s all done.
You folks ever heard of the small town of Hope, Washington and what took place there in 1982? Yea, that was me. So shut your yaps before a real warrior gets upset enough to deal with you.
I LIKE CHICKEN was definitely a highlight. But I also enjoyed those who asked to be added to the list. Very meta
Whats funny is the house mouse at HQ and POs from these inside units trying to sign up to get a vest. Like when’s the last time you actually worked the street and put on your vest. Leave it to the guys that are on the street every day. Everyone needs one but I think there’s officer that deserve priority.
If you really have 9 YOJ and have 22 TRRs you’re clearly retarded and haven’t learned shit in those 9 years
It was sent to anyone over 5 years who hasn’t participated in Get Behind the Vest in the last 5 years.
RR 1610?
The only reason EQ was promoted was because Commanders would not listen to her BS about petty infractions and she complained up the chain. Now, she is a rank higher than a Commander so she can order them to jam up their Officers on petty idiocy. Nice how the Department works. They might as well hire back the convicted felon/drug dealer/burglar Joe Pecora while they are at it.
For responding to an email? You're an idiot.
100% and your welcome, the rage was so fun!
u should kick his ass too!
Yes for replying to a chicago police department email. Then trading personal blurbs derogatory in nature with individual members of the department in an unprofessional manner ,which detracted from the goals and mission of the police department. Furthermore you sent a email with the title of “ get behind the vest registration is open again” with instruction to click on the link to register. When said link was clicked it revealed a pornographic video. So Ya you going to get 3 days off no pay. It’s being sent to you commander with instructions to spar 3 days no exceptions .. wait and see.
Fuck around and find out!
SCC just for your info, what transpired over email was something that would be expected of a group of 10 year olds. I will spare you the details of some of the things that were sent in a replay all to a group of eligible vest replacement members totaling 6350. I will leave it with this: in my 29 years Im still surprised by the measure of people on this job that just haven’t gotten the memo. These are some of the same people that one day we may hear about that took money from a tow truck driver for a tip, or neglected to inventory a gun…etc.. It’s the older officers responsibility to educate these younger folk on the history of the department and what not to do to help protect them. Although this is not as bad of an incident and could have been funny if it didn’t go off the rails.this goes down as a” what were you thinking” moment. The superintendent and chief of patrol all were in the email group. Please younger people I sent this message with love and care for you.
Agreed.
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